richarts: This is a funny thread... Seriously I have nt spent much days on Nairaland bt I realized that I have a crush on Slimyem(f). Seriously.

Hw does dat happen?... Someone uv nt seen... Dat I dnt knw... Bt just found myself loving... Damn!!!. ''love is a scary thing, how powerful it is what it does to you''.

Freecocoa, I like u too & Idowuogbo, always d funny girl... U make me laff pls help me talk to Slimyem(f).

Has any1 been in my shoes?... Loving someone uv nt seen or am I weird?.

Please u better dont love the highlighted or else............

slimyem: op,those two bomboclarts you hired to help you cannot deliver nothing!
#true story#

richarts: Slimyem(f)... Tell me about u plsssss... I dnt even knw who to hire. Perhaps I shud be my own advocate.

Im all alone right now... On the bed... Having wishes of u around here... Fantasizing... Like we'v known eachother for ages... Cuddle up in a tight form just like a knuckle. Faithfully holding unto u like u'r all dat matters... The shivers in my body wont let me think straight, like it should happen so fast but then reality still dawns telling me to dream on.

Idowuogbo: Lmao! If u hold am to tight she go break o! Na person wey dey weigh just 20 pounds u wan squeeze? She's fragile damn it!

@boneyemz

Sorry o! Am just doing my agent duties.

slimyem: you have not being hired...you were only being considered...and given my analysis of you...you failed the recruitment!
so please pack your agent and agency opinions and swallow it!

richarts: Idowuogbo thanks so so much... Sometimes we find it difficult to digest into our understanding how nature works... It sometimes is beyond our comprehension. Interestingly a ''slim'' is my type.

What I have for Slimyem is beyond physical attributes... It transcends the threshold of spirituality. Its at the doorstep of my being... My entirety. She keeps me smiling only at seeing her name. I hold an imaginary her in my head... Not in terms of her physicality bt in terms of faith & possibilities.

Slimyem, damn!... U rock my world. Perhaps u should tell me im dreaming & put me out of my misery.

Cant leave my mail, cant leave my number... Cant ask u same. Bt I have an email dat I hardly check bt wud do so to know this things: ''ur person, dreams, wants, contact, personality, desires, what makes u tick, hobby, what makes u smile, cravings, vision, fb account, sexual preferences, age, location, descriptive you, ur kind of friends... Ur man, is that too many?... Ok, what u cant stand, ur philosophy & what completes u''. Ill reply wit same. Thanks. Plan2plan@ymail.com

Am I crazy?. Damn!. This might be true.

(well the people we met in real life sef where r dey today?)

richarts: @ Frecocoa, why did u say dat?... I wudnt mind some self-evaluation... Im just an open book dats why.

freecocoa: I don't have an issue with whoever you choose or however you decide to go about it,just be careful that's all.

Its just funny you fell in love with slimyam,i thought you could see far.

Idowuogbo: Richy u definitely going crazy. As in Ehn! U are going kuku o! Odiro easy....

richarts:

Ok thanks... The thing is... Im so short of words. But sometimes you & her most especially is why I visit Nairalnad often... Iv stopped using all dis sites cos they are priority thieves... On the contrary, her picture in my mind is like a heat in the atlantic zone. It sends me chill.

I like to just see her writings. Her name... I fantasize about her not amorously bt romantically...

U mean u av beta expectations from me (see far?).

freecocoa: Carry go sha,in time you'll catch my drift.

richarts:

Idowuogbo... Whats happening?... Whats ur perspective & through which window are u seeing this or me?... U saying im going crazy is alarming... Im beggining to gaze at the walls... ***thinking***.

richarts:

Whatsup Freecocoa?

richarts: Hi Slimyem(f)