A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

... I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here.

I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO

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^thats because its an old gist.
Its now 100views &still counting!

112 views;

Some idiots will now come here insulting nigerians girls, calling them all sort of names. I have tasted girls from all part of the earth and i see no differences.

171 views and still counting,I make k500$ annually nt $500k bt ur beauty get expiring date<25/06/2022

183 view and counting.

I must commend her honesty n straightforwardness. She knows what she wants n shé is working hard to get there. I wish her d very best

Also, I like the CEO s reply. Very analytical and business minded

Stale gist. . . . . . . .

I like the CEO's reply, business minded.

369 views! Anyone happy about that.
Is the lady worth investing in? Any asset?

old joke. leme give you the original extract:


PROBLEM STATEMENT

I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25-year-old girl. I’m articulate and classy. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least 100 million a year.
Cld u send me some tips? I dated a businessman who makes average around 29 mil. But that’s d best i hv ever had.

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do u single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms.

- Why are some of the women who are married 2 rich guys nt so beautiful?
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How you decide marriage vs just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY.

RESPONSE: THE ECONOMICS OF GOLD DIGGING

I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is, I make more than 100million per year. That said, here’s how I see it:

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple, a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the BullShit, what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party, and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub — your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity … in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms, you are a depreciating asset & I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, ur depreciation accelerates! Let me explain: you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest.

So in banking terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold … hence the rub … marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense 2 “buy you” (as ų ask), so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say d following: if my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, just let me know.

478 views.....................few comments, loooooooooool. ladies are shying away from the truth.