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Romance / Re: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by bakry86: 7:56pm On Aug 24, 2023
What do u do? Take the time table to the bank
Food / Re: 15k Well Spent(photo) by bakry86: 10:32am On Jan 08, 2023
gasparpisciotta:
Looks like 15k plus AK47 well spent, except na village market you patronize
My brother u no fit get as all this for 15k any village market. Na lie
TV/Movies / Re: 'A Date With Asmau': Scholars To Dissect The Place Of Islam In Entertainment by bakry86: 12:38pm On Jul 29, 2021
I've watched 'a date with Asmau'. It's a very interesting, soul inspiring and dawah inclined movie. May Allah reward the producer and the characters featured there in...
Health / Re: 226 New COVID-19 Cases, 90 Discharged And 1 Death On May 19 - (1332 Tested) by bakry86: 12:55am On May 20, 2020
Steps to enjoy free meals during lockdown.

Note: these is for broke dudes who can hardly feed themselves during lockdown.

1) Do ensure you have a few symptoms of maleria
2) visit the nearest NCDC center close to u.
3) Tell them u have symptoms of Covid-19
4) They will definitely tell you that you are positive
5) Do not panic!!! U only have maleria. You are on top of ur game and NCDC is on top of theirs
6) They will take you to isolation center and give u a bed space.
7) They will be giving you maleria drugs, pretending you are being treated for Covid-19.
cool Then you start to enjoy free meals for roughly 3 weeks
9) You will be tested again and then confirm that you have become negative
10) You are then free to go home peacefully.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: When Will It End, Will Things Ever Get Back To Normal? by bakry86: 4:10pm On Apr 15, 2020
Tpharell:

There would likely not be a normal anymore but a new normal as mankind adjusts to manage the infection. This thing will likely not go away or be eradicated quickly or soon, but the contagion will eventually become manageable for the developed world but add to the disease burden of poor countries like malaria, polio, cholera, etc. sounds quite gloomy but that's what is starring us in the face.

It must not add to the disease burden like maleria oo. the mode of contraction is quite different. we can't live with it. it just have to go nio.
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Buhari Tests Negative, Kyari Is Positive by bakry86: 10:34am On Mar 24, 2020
what concerns Aba kyari with electricity matter. His he the Minister for power ni?

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Health / Re: Mexico Confirms Three Coronavirus Cases In Three Men Returned From Italy by bakry86: 8:07pm On Feb 29, 2020
stop wearing intalian shoe
Education / Re: Which Of These Do You Fear Most As A Student? by bakry86: 11:19am On Jan 04, 2020
Fun: when d class captain comes back and say "the lecture will not hold, oga is not around"

sad: when d lecturer gives his note to d captain and he says "Oga said he is coming in 5minutes time"
Politics / Re: Buhari: No Date Yet To Re-open Land Borders by bakry86: 6:31am On Dec 03, 2019
You don't need to re-open again, ur boys (custom) are already cooperating with d smugglers. Thanks.
Politics / Re: Who Is A Better Governor, Sanwo-olu Of Lagos Or Makinde Of Oyo? by bakry86: 1:42pm On Nov 06, 2019
Gov Seyi Makinde is actually doing wonders with the little available resources..

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Politics / Who Is A Better Governor, Sanwo-olu Of Lagos Or Makinde Of Oyo? by bakry86: 9:55am On Nov 06, 2019
I used to have the mindset that Lagos State governors must perform better than any other governor in South West due to the obvious reason... 'There is money in Lagos'..
However, Governor Seyi Makinde's performance so far is very outstanding and highly impressive.. hence the comparism.
Politics / Re: Governor Makinde Visits Mosque To Inform Worshippers Of Demolition Plans (Photo) by bakry86: 7:33am On Oct 20, 2019
Ashabbiiee:
He wants to demolish mosque and church, but he has to worship in mosque and beg them seriously.

Normal. If he was a Muslim, he would've headed to the church instead.....

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Travel / Re: BREAKING: 188 Nigeria Returnees Arrive MMIA From South Africa by bakry86: 6:15am On Sep 12, 2019
good
Politics / Re: Oyo State Workers Get August Salary 2 Days Ahead Of Schedule by bakry86: 4:59am On Aug 24, 2019
Dollyak:
There are a lot of illiterates on this thread. If you're contracted to get paid by 25th of every month, you either get paid on or before that date. This is usually the case when 25th falls on a weekend or bank holiday.

This wouldn't be a big deal in a normal - functioning country but in Nigeria i guess it's laudable.

Sometimes, it's still normal to commend people for carrying out their constitutional responsibilities, just because some idiots had failed or are failing to do same.

It's the responsibility of ur parent d to sponsor u through school, yet they deserve commendation from you.
Sports / Re: Who Is The Greatest African Player Of All Time? Goal.com Question Sparks Debate by bakry86: 2:40pm On Aug 21, 2019
All of them are/were great players.
Crime / Re: Inmate Gives Birth To Twins In Calabar Prison (Photos) by bakry86: 4:12pm On Apr 20, 2019
Aonkuuse:
Good for her so who is the father now.

Na government na.
Una no hear say government Don take responsibility?
Education / Re: Student Holding Python In University Of Maiduguri For Her CA Test by bakry86: 8:33am On Apr 08, 2019
BabyApple:
I wonder why we human dont see other God creature as something we need to show love and care. We are derive joy from taking their life for no reason. It has been forbidden to eat a Dog yet some people do show these beautiful creature love. Why can we do that to other creature. They have every right to live. They are not evil so please show them love.

U av derailed dis thread
Travel / Re: Iwo Road In Ibadan Flooded, Roads Blocked - Photos by bakry86: 7:44am On Apr 07, 2019
Fhemmmy:


I will like to see you say "Fhemmmy, i told you so that this guy will do well for OYO" and i will gladly say you are right with apologies to go with it but if i am right, will you be ready to tender apologies too?
Mind you, i dont belong to any political party because they are all same
By the way, i am not praying for him to fail, but i have come to realize over the years and decades that no leader in Nigeria knows the real meaning of being a leader, a true leader is all about serving the people which we dont have in Nigeria

U're right brother, but we still need to be optimistic, and not pessimistic as your comment portrays.....
Travel / Re: Iwo Road In Ibadan Flooded, Roads Blocked - Photos by bakry86: 10:05pm On Apr 05, 2019
Fhemmmy:


I am laughing in OYO language . . . .Disappointment will soon wake many back into reality

If u r praying for his failure, don't forget we r all in for it irrespective of ur political affiliation. He will succeed, God willing. And u will be disappointed....
Travel / Re: Iwo Road In Ibadan Flooded, Roads Blocked - Photos by bakry86: 6:18pm On Apr 05, 2019
Seyi Makinde will fix d problem.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2019 NNPC Recruitment 'Discriminatory' As Lawyer Threatens To Drag NNPC To Court by bakry86: 10:17am On Mar 28, 2019
Jaynom:

Define "FRESH GRADUATES", there are individuals that haven't graduated and are 30years old

Don't mind him jare, so if all the organizations are putting age limit in their recruitment exercise, where do they expect people who graduated above 30 to work. it's not fair.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2019 NNPC Recruitment 'Discriminatory' As Lawyer Threatens To Drag NNPC To Court by bakry86: 10:13am On Mar 28, 2019
samsard:
You guys are funny, graduate trainee positions are meant to recruit from a pool of fresh graduates, and no top organisation will make its requirement the very bare minimum.

And hey, these criterias help bring down the number of candidates a recruiter has to deal with. Las Las they can't take everyone, so why for example should they have to deal with the extra cost? And before you take your frustration out on me, I have been a victim of this so called age discrimination. But the reality on ground, has ensured we now have to live with these things.

guy, It might be understandable if Private sectors use age discrimination, but it's not expected of d government who is expected to understand how things av gone bad in the country. Is it d periodic ASUU strike we want to talk about or other numerous factors that causing overstay on campus....
simple Nigeria government should stop all dis discrimination against Nigeria youth.

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Politics / Re: Kano Rerun: Thugs Chase Away Voters With Dangerous Weapons (Photos) by bakry86: 2:07pm On Mar 23, 2019
Morris Iwu was not dis worst
Politics / INEC Declears Seyi Makinde Of PDP Winner Of Oyo Guber Election by bakry86: 10:54pm On Mar 10, 2019
INEC has decleared Seyi Makinde of PDP winner of Oyo guber election.

Against all odds, Engineer Seyi Makinde has defeated his closest rival, Adebayo Adelabu of APC with over 150,000 votes.

Congratulations to the PDP family in OYO State.

Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Is Clearly Leading In Oyo State by bakry86: 5:06pm On Mar 10, 2019
Kmartt:
Ajimobi ruin it for the Adelabu, apc candidate. He shuld have distant himself from the failed constituted authority. Sheyi ride on

31 LGs declared so far... PDP won won 26 while Apc won just 5.

Oyo is pdp, PDP is oyo

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Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Is Clearly Leading In Oyo State by bakry86: 7:42am On Mar 10, 2019
IbrahimDamola:
Good people of OYO, welcome back to the PDP family. The SE and SS congratulates you.

Yes thanks bro.

set to occupy Ado rock come 2023.

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Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Is Clearly Leading In Oyo State by bakry86: 7:40am On Mar 10, 2019
horlabiyi:
This is not a matter of eyes opener/opening or whatever but we want fact and figure before jubilating

Ok!! keep calm bro. jubilation is already in the air. Seyi ti Seyi na, omii loku.
Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Is Clearly Leading In Oyo State by bakry86: 7:12am On Mar 10, 2019
Eglinton:


Lies. The results that have been out to public have largely been those from Ibadan Metropolis.

I haven't seen much from the rest of oyo state. This is how you people will come online and start spreading fake information.

Omi tuntun has won! and NO MAN can change that.
Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Is Clearly Leading In Oyo State by bakry86: 5:25am On Mar 10, 2019
sourdick:
who give this one ice block put for head inside this cold...no figures and proofs

av u got ur figures and proofs?

yeyenatu

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Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Is Clearly Leading In Oyo State by bakry86: 11:34pm On Mar 09, 2019
bio118:
Rain is falling here in Ibadan, sign of omi tuntun

Omi tuntun igba otun

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Politics / Re: Live Updates: OYO State 2019 Governorship Election by bakry86: 11:22pm On Mar 09, 2019
famouscargo4u:
it is the second most populous after Ibadan

and so. nothing is coming from there bro.

if PDP could get 80+ at Akala's unit while Apc got 201, then what r we talking about?

Seyi Loma Seyi bri

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