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Family / Re: Woman Sleep On The Streets After Husband's Imprisonment, Due To Lack Of Money... by ClitRaider: 11:34am On Dec 24, 2023
b0rn2fuck:
Lol but not funny, she doesn't have a relatives,friends and how is she feeding?

The matter tire me sef...

How can a sane human not have People?!

At least a good friend, family, relative or anybody?

That's why you must watch the kinda people you move with.

If you cant get N1m urgent help from your friends, you leave that fvcking circle of friendship.

That's why I don't have many friends, but the two friends I have can do anything for me and I can give my life for them.

What a pity.
Travel / Re: Please No One Should Come To Kazakhstan by ClitRaider: 8:40am On Dec 24, 2023
Don't worry, with time Dem go like Nigerians.

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Car Talk / Re: How Much Is Car Papers Renewal In Your State? by ClitRaider: 8:34am On Dec 24, 2023
murshid09:



Your number please
Haa, you better be careful, tha guy na roadside suya man.
Go to FRSC or VIO office near you pls.
Vehicle papers renewal is 20k in Kogi State.
Car Talk / Re: How Much Is Car Papers Renewal In Your State? by ClitRaider: 8:32am On Dec 24, 2023
DatIgalaDude:

I will really like to get an answer for this question.
You must renew Proof of ownership because President Tinubu say so.
But Police shitt is unnecessary.
Agriculture / Re: See The Bunch Of Bananas I Harvested From My Farm This Morning. by ClitRaider: 8:16am On Dec 24, 2023
Ahnii:
Omooba969 alias Tranquility2345 let me tell you what you don't know I m closely in touch with some mods....If you like follow all my threads you can't catch up.
If I want to ban this account,it will take only a phonecall.

Have you ever wondered why I get special treatment??
Beast ni mi...mo WA stainless,olo go ni mi kiss

You can go play with sand now!
Try and get some love, apparently none was shown to you from birth.

Bye!


Now see the rubbish theat you typed?

"You can ban someone with just a phone call because you're fvckin a stupid ass mod on our own NL"

Shame on you.


SMH.

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Agriculture / Re: See The Bunch Of Bananas I Harvested From My Farm This Morning. by ClitRaider: 8:10am On Dec 24, 2023
Jeon:
Good one... But is this the real Ann?. What happened to the other acc.?
Hehehehe..
She opened a new account because she don cast.
She go soon cast on this one sef.
She's got a lose mouth and a minus in I.q ratings. She's just a cheap attention seeking pvssyass-biitch.
Health / Re: Sniffing Women’s Tears Reduces Male Aggression By 44% - New Study by ClitRaider: 7:57am On Dec 24, 2023
Odetokun3:
What should I do with this info?
Stay away from crying women.
It reduces your testosterone level.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Linked Cargo Ship Hit By Drone Off India's Coast by ClitRaider: 7:44am On Dec 24, 2023
Osanoghodua1:
That's fantastic! The world and the satanic UN are silent, but once Israel retaliates against the Yemens, everyone will start rallying all over the world. Hypocrites,....The Jews are coming to still the peace since UN are taking sides.

Just imagine, Over 100 attacks on 2 ships?!

And nobody is saying anything..

If Netanyahu treat Yemen in the way they understand now, the world moslems, UN, FBI, NSA, NRC, APC go begin foam for mouth.

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TV/Movies / Re: David and Jessica Oyelowo's Yoruba Saxton Signs Deal To Produce Movies For Apple by ClitRaider: 7:39am On Dec 24, 2023
AbuTwins:
No dey carry tribe for head! Even if na Yoruba, we are Nigerians!
You and who are Nigerians?
Y'all moralfvcking lots?!
I'm a tribalist and that's how I like it.

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Crime / Re: Enugu Police Arrest Man With Fake Naira Notes by ClitRaider: 6:12am On Dec 23, 2023
These people again?

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Politics / Re: Rivers Crisis: Wike Defies Threats, Lands In Port Harcourt by ClitRaider: 1:38pm On Dec 17, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Wike defies threat? What's that supposed to mean?

Who is threatening Wike in Port Harcourt? Abi dey don swear for the person ni?

Na Wike- an Portharcourt Fist Man and Current FCT Minister one bloody basterrd dey threaten not to enter his homeland?!

SMH

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Politics / Re: Rivers Crisis: Wike Defies Threats, Lands In Port Harcourt by ClitRaider: 1:36pm On Dec 17, 2023
Chicagograduate:
Did he go alone or with DSS,police, army, SSS,and thugs?Let him go alone without security operatives.

Let Boma come alone and see shege.

The power is in the Henchmen.
Foreign Affairs / Re: IDF Kills 3 Israeli Hostages After Mistaking Them For "Threat" by ClitRaider: 9:03pm On Dec 15, 2023
Hamas go celebrate

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Romance / Re: I Can't Believe I'm Falling In Love With A Single Mother by ClitRaider: 7:39pm On Dec 15, 2023
GOFRONT:
You fall for a single mother.......Okay but be wary of Okafors law of CongoElasticity

Okafor second law of Congo states that;

"A Fvckin Fvck Fvcked can be Refvck only if the Fvckee and the Fvcker agreed that the first Fvck Fvcked was a good Fvck.
Food / Re: What Is This Dish Called? (picture) by ClitRaider: 7:34pm On Dec 15, 2023
BobbieZion:
It is called sad-waste potty.......

Which potty?!

Everybody knows Potopoto Republic is in Sadyeast.
Food / Re: What Is This Dish Called? (picture) by ClitRaider: 7:28pm On Dec 15, 2023
Treasure17:
This is weird. Haven't seen this before self.

Oshey maami.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Turkish MP Hasan Bitmez Is Dead by ClitRaider: 6:03am On Dec 15, 2023
Spirit04:
People attack and curse Israel every single minute of the day. That man probably had a bad heart or some other health condition


And people die every minute of the day..

Careful of what you wish on others, it may backfire in multiple ways.

There were instances of many who cursed God and died in a fire/auto crash an all that.
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ClitRaider: 1:45pm On Dec 14, 2023
jboixxx:
Rate fluctuates, so, can't say which one is better. In terms of registration, guess Klasha is better.

Thanks again.
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ClitRaider: 1:30pm On Dec 14, 2023
jboixxx:
Pink is fine but both works too.
Thanks Jboix.

Between Klasha and grey, which is better?
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ClitRaider: 1:21pm On Dec 14, 2023
Yunusss:


Yes it still working 100%
Thanks brother, I really appreciate your input.
Pink or Black card, which can I go for?
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ClitRaider: 1:15pm On Dec 14, 2023
Olamak1:


Ensure that you get your facts ready before jumping into conclusion.....

I ordered the 'Anker Soundcore Motion Boom' speaker for somebody during the AliExpress 11.11 sales. As am typing this, the person has received the parcel, which was delivered through Nipost. Them no steal am!

Try buy a phone or a luxury wrist watch.

E go shock you!
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ClitRaider: 1:11pm On Dec 14, 2023
Olamak1:


It used to be seamless and effortless before, but now, things have changed and Aliexpress system could reject the card on security ground.

For instance, you can't make any successful payments with new debit card now without first pre-registering the card on AliExpress (was never like that before), because they usually effect a deduction of $1 pre-authorization fee on such card ( this amount is usually refunded later).

Therefore, assuming the debit card is already attached to someone's profile, and you also go ahead and register it on yours, that would amount to double registrations the moment Aliexpress system detects it. This in turn could pose security challenge for the card owner.

Well, you can give it a try by adding the card information at checkout point only, and see whether it works.

Olamak, how can I pay on AliExpress pls?
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by ClitRaider: 1:08pm On Dec 14, 2023
Olamak1:



Your debit card has already been credited whether the refunded amount reflects on it or not. If the card is still active, just go ahead and place order with it to the tune of the exact amount.

I had a similar experience in June when Aliexpress refunded me a sum of $73.

But ensure that the refund process has been completed by Aliexpress in order to avoid being penalised by Cardrypto for declined transaction.



Hello sir, is Klasha app still working on Ali?

pls write back
Car Talk / Re: Do You Have Answer To This Question? by ClitRaider: 7:39am On Dec 14, 2023
The smartest driver goes first.
If it was me in any of those positions, I'd go first irregardless.
Food / Re: Which Is More Economical For A Large Family by ClitRaider: 7:34pm On Dec 13, 2023
HeatSeeker:


Please try to adapt to bathing with ordinary water. It will not kill you; in fact it will make your body stronger. I haven't used warm/hot water for bathing in over 10 years. You will not die.

Hat bath ?!

Tha shitt is for women and kids.

Real men bath with ord Water, either freezing or just cold.
Car Talk / Re: No Car Brand Or Model Is BAD. Do You AGREE Or DISAGREE With That? by ClitRaider: 7:56pm On Dec 11, 2023
timilehing:
Depends on which country you are.
In Nigeria, vehicles will be tag "a bad Car" simply because users can't find a good technician to attend to repairs.
Nigeria roads are not vehicle worthy, many car brand can not move freely on these roads without breaking their bumpers, such car will be termed "bad"

Imagine Nigerian tagged Honda Accord a Bad car cos of Legs pulling?!

What nonsense?!!

My Honda Accord that is a little less than a Lamborghini Aventador.
Family / Re: Why Do Rich Men Deceive We Poor Men Like This??? (PICTURES) by ClitRaider: 7:46am On Dec 11, 2023
Obavoh:


I am not a beggar. It is a loan I will surely pay back. Why can’t he just say he can’t lend me , instead of playing my life like long tennis

Action speaks louder than voice.

What else do you want the man to do?!
What if he doesn't have the money?
You think say na every big man get cash?!

He's tried everything to avoid you but you stick to him like a fvcking leech.

You no dey shame?
You got breakfast and bundle of fish yet you're angry.

For over a year of failed attempts of ripping your brother, you still have the audacity to bring the matter online..

You must be a flatty-yebhoe, those peeps are shamelessly shameless.

If I were your brother, I'd stay away from village cos he doesnt Owe your lazyass shishi.

You're not only wicked, you're evil too.

SMH.
Travel / Re: Beautiful Images Of Lagos; Nigeria's Economic Capital by ClitRaider: 12:11pm On Dec 10, 2023
OGrockinnewacct:
The pictures aren’t complete until you include Ketu/Ojota

Go include am na?!

Who hold you?

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Travel / Re: Beautiful Images Of Lagos; Nigeria's Economic Capital by ClitRaider: 12:10pm On Dec 10, 2023
Philistine:
Good One! Lagos....ancestral home of Binis

No o..

Yebhoes were the first ancestry of Lagos.

Nri, the progenitor of yebhoes first landed in Lagos where he met Badagry fishermens.
Because Nir couldn't savor the beauty of Amala and Ewedu, he later left Lagos for biabia godforsaken land.

Check history.
Crime / Re: Bandits In Zamfara Still Holding NYSC Membes From Akwa Ibom by ClitRaider: 12:17pm On Dec 08, 2023
EKONGKING:
Nobody cares about anything in Nigeria .

It's the survival of the fittest in this jungle.

Bello Turji, the dreaded terrorist and bandit leader in Sokoto, Zamfara etc is now in Kogi state..

.. and nobody is saying anything.

It's everyday kidnapping in Obajana-Lokoja Axis now.

He kidnapped a Full passenger Toyota bus yesterday night.
Car Talk / Re: What's Your Wrong Car Painting Experience And In Which City? by ClitRaider: 4:48pm On Dec 07, 2023
My trusted mechanic recommend a painter for me unbeknownst to me it will end in pains.

I paid him a premium pay with my Honda DC for clean Job of "Royal Blue/Sport Blue/Chelsea Blue" color but the bastard came back with "Ashawo Blue"..

I was like WTF!??

So so disappointed and later free the eediot.

Any small parking for City, Ashawo don gather me.

The thing pain me ehn?!!

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Business / Re: Japan Pharma Company “Otsuka” Establish $50m Factory In Shagamu by ClitRaider: 7:23am On Dec 07, 2023
Mitsurugi:


Japan is KARATE & JIUJITSU China is KUNGFU Korea is TAEKWONDO Thailand is MUUY THAI Brazil is CAPOEIRA
What of Nigeria?!
SW is Gidigbo.

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