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|Celebrities / Re: BasketMouth's Live At Apollo London Show On 14th February: Right or Wrong? by dabrake(m): 9:36pm On Jan 14, 2015|
What do you guys mean by "no be night again?"
So after voting, he gets to the airport, wait till his flight is ready, he jumps into the plane, stay thousands of metres above ground level for 7 hours and as soon as he reaches London, he will jump on stage.
Need I remind you guys that the latest flight to London is 1230HRS with earliest arrival time of 1800HRS?
Maybe you guys think the Journey is like that of Akin Adesola street to Kingway road.
|Programming / Re: Patience Jonathan Has A Mobile Game/app ! Thats Right by dabrake(m): 4:05pm On Jan 14, 2015|
In the school where Students are indiscipline their future will be hopelessBros, your principal's command of English language gidi gan oh.
|Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: NANS Backs Jonathan’s Second Term by dabrake(m): 9:24pm On Jan 13, 2015|
Eyepencil:Bros, how far you nah? That one sef na English language?
|Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: NANS Backs Jonathan’s Second Term by dabrake(m): 9:18pm On Jan 13, 2015|
You mean these ones are Nigerian students?
|Politics / Re: Neither Jonathan Nor Buhari Will Rule After February Election - Prophet Nwoko by dabrake(m): 10:05am On Jan 13, 2015|
Speaking on prospect of Jonathan’s reelection, Nwoko said, “In 2010, I told Nigerians that they should not expect much or any miracle from Jonathan.Abeg, make I laugh.
|Entertainment / Re: Chief Femi Fani Kayode Congratulates A Nairalander by dabrake(m): 9:59am On Jan 13, 2015|
The blogger and event manager whose handle on nairaland is "gleesmodels" won Abuja's Best Entertainment promoter at the recent Avant Garde Honours.
Mental laziness is a disease. Engage your brain.
|Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Shares Chart Showing Arms Purchase Between GEJ & Buhari's Govt by dabrake(m): 10:16pm On Jan 12, 2015|
collinsoft:He had no idea how strong the Naira was then.
So much for being a Jona-saTANist. The cluelessness diffusion is really strong.
|Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Shares Chart Showing Arms Purchase Between GEJ & Buhari's Govt by dabrake(m): 10:12pm On Jan 12, 2015|
Alleybuy:As usual, go abusive when you're being corrected. Just accept the fact that your daftness is legendary and stronger than the GB Pound.
By the way, what do you mean by the part highlighted? That one sef na English language?
|Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Shares Chart Showing Arms Purchase Between GEJ & Buhari's Govt by dabrake(m): 9:46pm On Jan 12, 2015|
I thought that thing was $541M.
Use your God-given brain my friend.
|Romance / Re: Am I Unknowingly Dating A Prostitute ? by dabrake(m): 12:42am On Jan 04, 2015|
When you think you have seen it all, you see this.
|Phones / Re: How Much Did You Spend On Data Subscription In 2014 ? by dabrake(m): 8:34am On Jan 01, 2015|
The first four months na die. Downloaded software tools like Matlab, GNS, Mathematica, Maple, Primavera, SPSS, Oracle and hundreds of PDF materials as I was working on my project.
The last 5 months, I spent N5,500 per month on data. N3,500 for Airtel and N2,000 for Etisalat.
Can't recall for the 3 months in between.
|Politics / Re: NLC Threatens Strike Over Unpaid Salaries by dabrake(m): 2:24am On Jan 01, 2015|
|Politics / Re: President Jonathan To Address The Nation Tomorrow By 7am. by dabrake(m): 2:16am On Jan 01, 2015|
bigmo1:APC members be like:
So even whack countries like Somalia Zimbabwe, Angola, Iraq, Syria and Sudan saw 2015 before us.
This government have failed.
|Nairaland / General / Re: See What Alpha Beach Is Doing To Some Areas In Lekki by dabrake(m): 3:56pm On Dec 29, 2014|
Keneking:Dude, are you serious?
|Education / Re: Top Ten Best And Hot Cake Courses In Nigeria Today by dabrake(m): 10:06pm On Dec 28, 2014|
In an ICT driven age, someone deliberately omits Computer Science/Engineering and her subsets of programmes.
|Politics / Re: Nairaland POLL: 2015 Presidential Election. by dabrake(m): 4:46pm On Dec 27, 2014|
I vote Buhari.
|Politics / Re: Man Demands Reps Pay Him N115m For Helping Them Draft 50 Questions! by dabrake(m): 6:09am On Dec 27, 2014|
. . . Upon the Chairman’s discovery that the 50 questions produced were beyond the committee members’ comprehension, coupled with the fear that they would have difficulty taking the Minister on those 50 questions in a public hearing, the Chairman informed Enwegbara that to be on the safe side, his committee would be handing the Minister the questions to respond in writingFalls from mast. League of Extraordinary Unintelligent people as lawmakers. No be today fowl yansh open. E don tey.
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|Crime / Re: Photo: Armed Robbers Terrorising Lagos Residents With Toy Guns Arrested by dabrake(m): 3:56pm On Dec 26, 2014|
They've done nothing wrong. Stealing is not corruption
|Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Christmas Pictures(must See) by dabrake(m): 11:10pm On Dec 25, 2014|
|Politics / Re: Northern Pastors Endorse Osinbajo’s Nomination- Guardian Newspaper by dabrake(m): 1:01pm On Dec 25, 2014|
BossAyuk:How to become a jonathanian 1. Throw away your brain. 2.Say Buhari is boko haram 3. Blame apc for GEJ maladministration. 4. Call anybody against GEJ boko haram 5. Support impunity/injustice. CONGRATS!!
|Nairaland / General / Re: ★★ Merry Christmas Nairalanders ★★ by dabrake(m): 1:04am On Dec 25, 2014|
|Sports / Re: The Ten Most Beautiful Stadium In Nigeria by dabrake(m): 9:57pm On Dec 19, 2014|
I might be old fashioned but in my days, the plural of stadium is stadia.
I am hearing about stadiums for the first time.
|Food / Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by dabrake(m): 8:35pm On Dec 19, 2014|
So Seun adulterated the abok1 word to mean northerner.
|Romance / Re: Nairalanders With The Most Handsome Faces by dabrake(m): 11:43pm On Dec 18, 2014|
So if one doesn't contest for Mr. Nairaland, he is not considered handsome bah?
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