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Celebrities / Re: BasketMouth's Live At Apollo London Show On 14th February: Right or Wrong? by dabrake(m): 9:36pm On Jan 14, 2015
What do you guys mean by "no be night again?"
So after voting, he gets to the airport, wait till his flight is ready, he jumps into the plane, stay thousands of metres above ground level for 7 hours and as soon as he reaches London, he will jump on stage.
Right?
Need I remind you guys that the latest flight to London is 1230HRS with earliest arrival time of 1800HRS?
Maybe you guys think the Journey is like that of Akin Adesola street to Kingway road.

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Programming / Re: Patience Jonathan Has A Mobile Game/app ! Thats Right by dabrake(m): 4:05pm On Jan 14, 2015
In the school where Students are indiscipline their future will be hopeless
Bros, your principal's command of English language gidi gan oh.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: NANS Backs Jonathan’s Second Term by dabrake(m): 9:24pm On Jan 13, 2015
Eyepencil:
HE ONLY KNOWS HOW TO DETONATES BOMBS
Bros, how far you nah? That one sef na English language?

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Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: NANS Backs Jonathan’s Second Term by dabrake(m): 9:18pm On Jan 13, 2015
You mean these ones are Nigerian students?

Politics / Re: Neither Jonathan Nor Buhari Will Rule After February Election - Prophet Nwoko by dabrake(m): 10:05am On Jan 13, 2015
Speaking on prospect of Jonathan’s reelection, Nwoko said, “In 2010, I told Nigerians that they should not expect much or any miracle from Jonathan.

Now, in this coming election, Jonathan will only serve as John the Baptist and Buhari has not got any heavenly crown to rule and will not rule this country because he hasn’t got that crown.

“Don’t take my prophecies for granted because I had also told Gen. Abdulsalam Abubakar not to make Obasanjo president and I had also warned Obasanjo not to make the late former President Yar’Adua president and my advice was not heeded and you saw what happened.”

On what would happen having prophesied that the two leading presidential candidates would not be president after February elections, the 64-year-old prophet vacillated, saying: “I can see the glory of Nigeria in the South East and I don’t agree with Wole Soyinka that Jonathan is Nebuchadnezzar; Jonathan is a forerunner to the glory of God.”
Abeg, make I laugh.
Entertainment / Re: Chief Femi Fani Kayode Congratulates A Nairalander by dabrake(m): 9:59am On Jan 13, 2015
stebell:


Cramjones na hav yu forgotten?
that guy that graduated frm Musiwa's academy


The blogger and event manager whose handle on nairaland is "gleesmodels" won Abuja's Best Entertainment promoter at the recent Avant Garde Honours.


Dear Jona-saTANist,
Mental laziness is a disease. Engage your brain.
Read.
Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Shares Chart Showing Arms Purchase Between GEJ & Buhari's Govt by dabrake(m): 10:16pm On Jan 12, 2015
collinsoft:

Bros u sounded to intelligent not to spot the analysis made above. The figure by the side of the items purchased represent the amount expended on them and not the total quantity procured. With the little resources GMB had compared to the little time (20months) he had in office without biase he has done far better than GEJ who during his tenure nigeria had an unprecedented oil boom. The question is if given 10million to purchase a brand new car for u and all u get at the end of the day is a kid picanto, would u say u have value for ur money? Nigerians have been robbed blind and we can't take this anymore.
He had no idea how strong the Naira was then.
So much for being a Jona-saTANist. The cluelessness diffusion is really strong.
Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Shares Chart Showing Arms Purchase Between GEJ & Buhari's Govt by dabrake(m): 10:12pm On Jan 12, 2015
Alleybuy:
U r referred to my post above. Semi-intellectual .................
As usual, go abusive when you're being corrected. Just accept the fact that your daftness is legendary and stronger than the GB Pound.
By the way, what do you mean by the part highlighted? That one sef na English language?

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Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Shares Chart Showing Arms Purchase Between GEJ & Buhari's Govt by dabrake(m): 9:46pm On Jan 12, 2015
Alleybuy:
Abike haba 541 jets, lol...why not cross check the website before posting lies

According to her link after the purported 541 Aircrafts bought by Buhari (1984-1985)

IBB regime added additional 201 (1986-1993). . .

Abacha added 20 (1994-1998)

Obasanjo added 94 (1999- 2007)

Yar Adua before he died added 231 (2007-2010)

GEJ added 20 ( 2011- 2013)

It is even more shocking that the Buhari regime bought more Aircrafts than the USA (398) despite stories of how broke we were that even warranted salient projects like the Lagos Metroline truncated . . .

It is not out of place to doubt the factual authenticity of the site with the glaring realities on ground . . . . Where are
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I thought that thing was $541M.
Use your God-given brain my friend.

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Romance / Re: Am I Unknowingly Dating A Prostitute ? by dabrake(m): 12:42am On Jan 04, 2015
When you think you have seen it all, you see this.
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letsdothis5:


Now I know you are crazy. A male in disguise as a female. You are nothing but a hegoat and a pathetic low life. I will make sure I deal with you. Just watch.

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Phones / Re: How Much Did You Spend On Data Subscription In 2014 ? by dabrake(m): 8:34am On Jan 01, 2015
Over N50,000
The first four months na die. Downloaded software tools like Matlab, GNS, Mathematica, Maple, Primavera, SPSS, Oracle and hundreds of PDF materials as I was working on my project.
The last 5 months, I spent N5,500 per month on data. N3,500 for Airtel and N2,000 for Etisalat.
Can't recall for the 3 months in between.
Politics / Re: NLC Threatens Strike Over Unpaid Salaries by dabrake(m): 2:24am On Jan 01, 2015
Nigeria Jagajaga.
Politics / Re: President Jonathan To Address The Nation Tomorrow By 7am. by dabrake(m): 2:16am On Jan 01, 2015
bigmo1:
What new year gift will the fisherman from otuoke be giving us tomorrow? Happy new year in advance. Hit the like button if you are alive to see 2015.
APC members be like:
So even whack countries like Somalia Zimbabwe, Angola, Iraq, Syria and Sudan saw 2015 before us.
This government have failed.
Nairaland / General / Re: See What Alpha Beach Is Doing To Some Areas In Lekki by dabrake(m): 3:56pm On Dec 29, 2014
Keneking:
Office of the First Lady of Nigeria


Dude, are you serious?

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Education / Re: Top Ten Best And Hot Cake Courses In Nigeria Today by dabrake(m): 10:06pm On Dec 28, 2014
In an ICT driven age, someone deliberately omits Computer Science/Engineering and her subsets of programmes.
SMH
Politics / Re: Nairaland POLL: 2015 Presidential Election. by dabrake(m): 4:46pm On Dec 27, 2014
I vote Buhari.

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Politics / Re: Man Demands Reps Pay Him N115m For Helping Them Draft 50 Questions! by dabrake(m): 6:09am On Dec 27, 2014
. . . Upon the Chairman’s discovery that the 50 questions produced were beyond the committee members’ comprehension, coupled with the fear that they would have difficulty taking the Minister on those 50 questions in a public hearing, the Chairman informed Enwegbara that to be on the safe side, his committee would be handing the Minister the questions to respond in writing
Whence the Minister of Finance eventually responded to the 50 questions in writing, the Chairman immediately reverted to Enwegbara to react fully to the Minister’s response since, according to him, the Minister’s response was also beyond the committee members’ comprehension
. . .
Falls from mast. League of Extraordinary Unintelligent people as lawmakers. No be today fowl yansh open. E don tey.
Orisirisi.

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Crime / Re: Photo: Armed Robbers Terrorising Lagos Residents With Toy Guns Arrested by dabrake(m): 3:56pm On Dec 26, 2014
They've done nothing wrong. Stealing is not corruption
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Christmas Pictures(must See) by dabrake(m): 11:10pm On Dec 25, 2014
This

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Politics / Re: Northern Pastors Endorse Osinbajo’s Nomination- Guardian Newspaper by dabrake(m): 1:01pm On Dec 25, 2014
BossAyuk:

Who is this ganja smoker
I'm from Cross River State
I attend Living Faith Church
I love Buhari along with my family and we'll vote for him because sincerely, this country would not survive another 4 years of Jonathan's rule.

Re-read what you wrote later when the effect of the ganja you smoked has reduced and you'll find out you made no sense.

How to become a jonathanian 1. Throw away your brain. 2.Say Buhari is boko haram 3. Blame apc for GEJ maladministration. 4. Call anybody against GEJ boko haram 5. Support impunity/injustice. CONGRATS!!
Nice siggy.
Nairaland / General / Re: ★★ Merry Christmas Nairalanders ★★ by dabrake(m): 1:04am On Dec 25, 2014
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Merry Christmas.
Gracias.

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Sports / Re: The Ten Most Beautiful Stadium In Nigeria by dabrake(m): 9:57pm On Dec 19, 2014
I might be old fashioned but in my days, the plural of stadium is stadia.
I am hearing about stadiums for the first time.
Food / Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by dabrake(m): 8:35pm On Dec 19, 2014
So Seun adulterated the abok1 word to mean northerner.
Chai!!!

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders With The Most Handsome Faces by dabrake(m): 11:43pm On Dec 18, 2014
So if one doesn't contest for Mr. Nairaland, he is not considered handsome bah?
Me below.

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