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|Politics / Re: Convoy Of Kwara's First-Lady Killed Lagos Community Leader- Saharareporters. by dabrake(m): 11:24am On Nov 20, 2013|
|Phones / Re: Share Your Phone Loss/theft Experiences Here!!! by dabrake(m): 1:21am On Nov 19, 2013|
Mine happened last year and I was about rounding up my SIWES programme. I had to shop for wars before returning to Uyo as the price of wears here cost die. I went to GTB to withdraw some money along Ajao expressway that night so I will get to Mandillas early the next day as i had already scheduled my routine ahead, did my transactions, climb okada and was returning home. The okada man took the shortest route down to my house and i was okay with that. All of a sudden, he killed the engine, acted like something was wrong with the tyres. From no where, 3 guys appeared, demanding for my phone(s). At first, I was acting like 'You dey mad? You know who I be?", . . . All of a sudden, I heard Gboaaaaaa!!! A gunshot. I piss for boxers small, then one of the guys razed me one Oyedepo-esque slap. Omo, I begin dey touch the guy say "Guy, you know sey I be your man nah. I go give you. You na my man, I been dey follow you play nah. Na joke, you sef suppose know when person dey follow you play. . .". I gave him my phone and my =N=61k. I also gave him the ones he didn't even ask of (my shoes and my wristwatch).
|Sports / Re: Super Eagles To Win By 3-0 - Tijani Babangida! by dabrake(m): 2:26pm On Nov 16, 2013|
dionflexy:Like seriously, dude, are you mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|Sports / Re: Ethiopia's Coach Confident As They Arrive In Calabar by dabrake(m): 10:39pm On Nov 14, 2013|
born2fuck: Nigeria should better win because I have kept 10k for jubilation while adding ashawo to my dick on saturday night for eagles going to world cup.You need deliverance.
|Sports / Re: Your Prayers And Wishes For Super Eagle's Qualification. by dabrake(m): 10:28pm On Nov 14, 2013|
RIP Ethiopia in advance
|Music/Radio / Re: Dr. SID Ft. Don Jazzy - Surulere by dabrake(m): 6:34pm On Nov 13, 2013|
I am team Jazzy but believe me, I am disappointed.
|Family / Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by dabrake(m): 6:19pm On Nov 13, 2013|
DailyNews: Yes dear, you are right that I committed fallacy of hasty generalization...but I want you to note that:Dude, I'm sure inferential statistics was one of your coolest courses. You nailed it.
|Sports / Re: Nigeria/Ethiopia -FIFA Replace Officials by dabrake(m): 11:30pm On Nov 12, 2013|
ayusco85: Breaking news: i just saw on CNN and BBC news that all the ANTELOPES in Nigeria have gone into hiding. They tried to find out why, and a professor of zoology explained that the antelopes probably over heard nigerians saying they will celebrate the victory on saturday with antelope meat pepper soup. Currently the price of antelope meat per kilo has tripled due to dis hide and seek game played by d WALYA ANTELOPES in Nigeria.*Yawns*
Even Bin gbagbo can do better than this.
|Politics / Re: Bill Gates Visits Fashola. PICS.... by dabrake(m): 11:14pm On Nov 12, 2013|
agbameta:As in, why are they all frowning like SSS men? SMH.
|Jokes Etc / Re: Breaking News: ASUU Has Called Off Strike by dabrake(m): 12:31am On Nov 12, 2013|
Adiok ono uso. Nonsense.
|Violent/Disgusting Non-Celebrity Crimes / Re: Robbers Kill 2, Injured Two In Enugu by dabrake(m): 12:28am On Nov 12, 2013|
one.east1:It's like the moderator banned your one.east3 moniker after the ranting.
|Violent/Disgusting Non-Celebrity Crimes / Re: Robbers Kill 2, Injured Two In Enugu by dabrake(m): 12:18am On Nov 12, 2013|
striker9: This is why I sometimes support jungle justice,R.I.P.Sometimes? I always do. Ever since my one chance experience in Lagos last year, my mindset towards thieves changed. They are heartless and they also deserve heartless treatment meted towards them.
|Education / Re: Lagos To Ban Unintelligent Students From Public Schools by dabrake(m): 12:09am On Nov 12, 2013|
theoctopus: What is so stup1d about this position is that they dont even know how backward it sounds. In 2013, to think that education is still all about getting 60% is so sad! Please they should send some people to Japan and learn how a modern education system should run. It is about training and preparing kids for their future, not awarding scores and grading students. So daft, this LASG!Dude, why are you so annoyed? Were you among those who failed the placement examinations?
|Education / Re: Nigerian Tertiary Institutions And Hand-outs by dabrake(m): 8:14pm On Nov 11, 2013|
"It is not compulsory but you will use it for your CA."
|Family / Re: The Case Of Clara Chime- Enugu First Lady by dabrake(m): 7:59pm On Nov 11, 2013|
Italiano1:I was referring to her, the girl with 500 veins on her fists.
|Family / Re: The Case Of Clara Chime- Enugu First Lady by dabrake(m): 7:40pm On Nov 11, 2013|
Italiano1:Falls from mast. Why are you this wicked? Bragging about staying abroad as if it is a big deal.
|Politics / Re: Jonathan Attends Oritsejafor's Jubilee Festival In Warri by dabrake(m): 7:11pm On Nov 11, 2013|
tha_originator: yeeeeeeeeeeeee! Omg! Na like dis craze dey tek start oh! Seun abeg we need psychiatric section for this site oh, make pesin no go enter alaba rago marketYou are a new member.
|Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Spend Your Today Sunday [my Pics For Today Outing] by dabrake(m): 6:20pm On Nov 11, 2013|
About to ban someone.
|Nairaland / General / Re: The Worst Rumour About Yourself by dabrake(m): 5:39pm On Nov 11, 2013|
That I was sleeping with one of my lecturers.
I thank God the woman in question was understanding, coupled with her wicked lecturer husband. E for be for me.
|European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Dortmund Vs Arsenal - UCL: (0 - 1) On 6th November 2013 by dabrake(m): 12:22am On Nov 07, 2013|
dear Arsenal haters, please say something. The more the hate, the greater the motivation and wins. We need your rantings like oxygen.
|Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Hardest Question You've Ever Been Asked? by dabrake(m): 6:21pm On Nov 06, 2013|
"Let A = God
B = Love
C = Blind.
If A = B (God is Love) and B = C (Love is blind), then by the rule of transitivity, B = C (God is Blind)
What is your take on this?"
Oboy, I chew lips that day.
|Family / Re: Helping Most Nigerian Women End In Drama: Why? by dabrake(m): 5:46pm On Nov 06, 2013|
ijescorner: this is rather harsh of Nigerian women (most as you say)Same thing happened to my exes family. Mum supported dad, dad later hit it big, dad saw mum was too old for him, dad went for a younger girl, abandoned the family, . . .
But girls are the highest culprits with respect to the issue of non-appreciation. A simple "Thank you, I'm grateful" won't kill.
|Family / Re: Helping Most Nigerian Women End In Drama: Why? by dabrake(m): 7:54pm On Nov 05, 2013|
Rejoice5000: If that is ur mind set frustration will not erude u,frustration will turn to ur second name.Receive in kind my foot.Bush meatAnd you know I'm frustrated. Right? Clap for yourself. By the way, learn to spell correctly.
|Education / Re: A Public Plea To The Administrators Of Kwara State University. by dabrake(m): 11:59pm On Nov 04, 2013|
|Politics / Re: Obasanjo In Closed-door Meeting With PDP G-7 governors by dabrake(m): 10:06pm On Nov 04, 2013|
KwoiZabo: if you know #6 is false click like. na for chelsea agbero girls plentyI wage war against 'like' beggars on NL but I had no choice but to 'like' this post. #TeamArsenalLadiesGotClass
|Politics / Re: Obasanjo In Closed-door Meeting With PDP G-7 governors by dabrake(m): 10:04pm On Nov 04, 2013|
KwoiZabo: if you know #6 is false click like. na for chelsea agbero girls plenty
|Business / Re: How Long Can You Go Without Spending Money? by dabrake(m): 9:29pm On Nov 04, 2013|
As long as there's no money in my wallet.
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