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Romance / Re: Silliest Thing You've Ever Done To Get A Guy's/girl's Attention? by dabrake(m): 1:04am On Nov 30, 2013
We were writing a CA, I was almost through, noticed she hasn't penned down anything, (un)fortunately, I hadn't written my name on my answer booklet. I wrote he name on my booklet immediately, rushed it up so I could tear another sheet of paper to write mine. Before I could do that, time had elapsed. 30 marks just went like that. To make it worse, she scored 23.


Culture / Re: Whats Your Native Name And Its Meaning. by dabrake(m): 10:25pm On Nov 29, 2013
Nsikan : God pass everyevery.
Education / Re: Recommend Threads For Frontpage by dabrake(m): 12:12am On Nov 29, 2013
Education / ASUU Dismisses Fg’s Threat To Sack Lecturers by dabrake(m): 11:52pm On Nov 28, 2013
The Academic Staff Union of Universities has said the Federal Government’s December 4 ultimatum issued to universities teachers to return to the classrooms is a clear indication that the government is not committed to implementing any of the resolutions it reached with the union.
While reacting to the threat of the Federal Government to sack the lecturers if they fail to call off their five-month strike by Wednesday nest week, ASUU National Treasurer, Dr. Ademola Aremu, said the union was shocked that the government could have such plan when there was a shortfall of 60,000 lecturers in Nigerian universities, owing to the government’s failure to employ enough teachers.

He added that the threat would not hinder the union’s determination to ensure that Nigerian universities were well funded.
He said, “It is a pity if the Federal Government is not willing to perfect the resolutions reached with the union. This is why we find it difficult to trust our leaders by their words. How can someone be threatening to sack lecturers when universities are already short-staffed by almost 60,000? We are not in a military era. The military tried it and failed. This one will fail again. They can re-open the schools. ASUU did not shut the universities; it was the school management that ordered the students to go back home.”
ASUU added that the FG was wasting the time of Nigerians and youths in the country by failing to perfect the resolutions so that classes could resume in the schools.
Making reference to the failure of the government to honour the agreements it entered with resident doctors and health workers after they suspended their strikes, the union said it had reasons to be wary of the government, adding that the threat was an insult to the sensibilities of Nigerians who were waiting for the government for a positive reaction.
“With the latest action, the government has shown that it is not committed to all it has been saying. We are saying that since we agreed at the meeting that the sum of N200bn is for 2012 and 2013 revitalisation, the government should deposit same in the Central Bank of Nigerian. We are already in November and December is around the corner. If they don’t do that now, when do they want to do it?” Aremu said.


Nairaland / General / Re: What Was Your Most Embarrassing Moment This Year by dabrake(m): 7:13pm On Nov 28, 2013
I was in church and it was time for offering. I reached for my wallet to get some money out of it and then 2 RUFF RIDERS condom fell off the wallet.
I have never been so embarrassed before.


Education / Re: Federal Universities Should Re-open - Pro-chancellors by dabrake(m): 11:48pm On Nov 27, 2013
onimcee1: Will the lecturers be forced to teach? Even if the lecturers resume, will the pro-chancellors pay them their four months salary?
Why should they be paid? Did they work that they should be paid? FG should rather deduct 2 months salary from theirpackage for the months they didn't do anything.
Celebrities / Re: OJB Jezreel's Wife Donated Her Kidney To Him by dabrake(m): 11:33pm On Nov 27, 2013
Which negated the theory that ALL Nigerian women are gold diggers. 190, please take note.


Forum Games / Re: Make A Full Sentence Without Using "Is", "The", "Of", "And", "In" and "A" by dabrake(m): 11:21pm On Nov 27, 2013
We go chop yam. Chopn't we?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Marseille UCL: (2 - 0) On 26th November 2013 by dabrake(m): 12:05am On Nov 27, 2013
sunday478: wow, I saw ur post on
LOL. Like seriously, you dey follow many #Arsenal blogs be that.
Cheers. Victory through harmony.
Phones / Re: What Phone Are You Currently Using? by dabrake(m): 11:42pm On Nov 26, 2013
Education / Re: UNIUYO Students To Pay A Surcharge Of N10,000, N7,500 by dabrake(m): 11:08pm On Nov 26, 2013
Please remind me to also vandalize properties when next we have a riot/protest Nonsense!!!!!!! So I will also pay for damages I've got no idea about.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Marseille UCL: (2 - 0) On 26th November 2013 by dabrake(m): 10:54pm On Nov 26, 2013
He is better than Wilshere, he is better than Wilshere.
Tom Cleverly, he is better than Jack Wilshere.

Deluded man RUINited fans.
Religion / Re: How To Love Your Enemies By Rev Martin Luther King Jr. by dabrake(m): 10:51pm On Nov 24, 2013
Why should I love my enemy? Which kind nonsense be this?

By the way, I didn't read the article.
Education / Re: University Of Uyo(uniuyo) Students' Chat Room. Great Tuskites. by dabrake(m): 11:15pm On Nov 23, 2013
What's happening?
Politics / Re: Convoy Of Kwara's First-Lady Killed Lagos Community Leader- Saharareporters. by dabrake(m): 11:24am On Nov 20, 2013
Nigeria Jagajaga
Phones / Re: Share Your Phone Loss/theft Experiences Here!!! by dabrake(m): 1:21am On Nov 19, 2013
Mine happened last year and I was about rounding up my SIWES programme. I had to shop for wars before returning to Uyo as the price of wears here cost die. I went to GTB to withdraw some money along Ajao expressway that night so I will get to Mandillas early the next day as i had already scheduled my routine ahead, did my transactions, climb okada and was returning home. The okada man took the shortest route down to my house and i was okay with that. All of a sudden, he killed the engine, acted like something was wrong with the tyres. From no where, 3 guys appeared, demanding for my phone(s). At first, I was acting like 'You dey mad? You know who I be?", . . . All of a sudden, I heard Gboaaaaaa!!! A gunshot. I piss for boxers small, then one of the guys razed me one Oyedepo-esque slap. Omo, I begin dey touch the guy say "Guy, you know sey I be your man nah. I go give you. You na my man, I been dey follow you play nah. Na joke, you sef suppose know when person dey follow you play. . .". I gave him my phone and my =N=61k. I also gave him the ones he didn't even ask of (my shoes and my wristwatch). angry angry angry


Sports / Re: Super Eagles To Win By 3-0 - Tijani Babangida! by dabrake(m): 2:26pm On Nov 16, 2013


WATCH FULL Indecency/GANG molestation VIDEOS @ --------------------
Like seriously, dude, are you mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sports / Re: Ethiopia's Coach Confident As They Arrive In Calabar by dabrake(m): 10:39pm On Nov 14, 2013
born2fuck: Nigeria should better win because I have kept 10k for jubilation while adding ashawo to my dick on saturday night for eagles going to world cup.
You need deliverance.
Sports / Re: Your Prayers And Wishes For Super Eagle's Qualification. by dabrake(m): 10:28pm On Nov 14, 2013
RIP Ethiopia in advance

Music/Radio / Re: Dr. SID Ft. Don Jazzy - Surulere by dabrake(m): 6:34pm On Nov 13, 2013
I am team Jazzy but believe me, I am disappointed.

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Family / Re: How Will You React If Your Wife Slaps You? by dabrake(m): 6:19pm On Nov 13, 2013
DailyNews: Yes dear, you are right that I committed fallacy of hasty generalization...but I want you to note that:

every research, every statistics, and every scientific breakthrough was based on sampling, which is also a form of generalization.

When they say: Brazilian girls are slutty, you don't expect every Brazilian girl to be....but at least, it is a known fact based on large sample analysis.

So don't ever expect any figure or research to be 100% accurate because they are all based on generalization.

Or haven't you heard that: LOVE IS A FALLACY, but say that to some people and watch them murder you in cold blood because they strongly believe in love.

In conclusion @Lorreta, in every rule, there is an exception, so strive to be that exception if at all you aren't one already smiley
Dude, I'm sure inferential statistics was one of your coolest courses. You nailed it.
Sports / Re: Nigeria/Ethiopia -FIFA Replace Officials by dabrake(m): 11:30pm On Nov 12, 2013
ayusco85: Breaking news: i just saw on CNN and BBC news that all the ANTELOPES in Nigeria have gone into hiding. They tried to find out why, and a professor of zoology explained that the antelopes probably over heard nigerians saying they will celebrate the victory on saturday with antelope meat pepper soup. Currently the price of antelope meat per kilo has tripled due to dis hide and seek game played by d WALYA ANTELOPES in Nigeria. grin grin grin

***looks left, looks right, sees hundreds of ethiopians coming, removes shoes and runs like an antelope been chased by a hunter**** grin grin
Even Bin gbagbo can do better than this.
Politics / Re: Bill Gates Visits Fashola. PICS.... by dabrake(m): 11:14pm On Nov 12, 2013

This is just too sad.....smh...sambo, lost in translation, otuoko dullard, looking like rretardeen as usual, mimiko the errand boy just look out of place like bingo... .smh
As in, why are they all frowning like SSS men? SMH.
Jokes Etc / Re: Breaking News: ASUU Has Called Off Strike by dabrake(m): 12:31am On Nov 12, 2013
Adiok ono uso. Nonsense.

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