Ishilove:

It is very obvious.

I think we all had crushes on our teachers at one point in time or the other. I had a crush on my tall, chocolate skinned and gorgeous hunk of an Accounting teacher in SS2, and because of him endured one session of Accounts. However, the crush could not withstand the power of my hatred of all things mathematics, and so, in SS3 I quietly borrowed myself brain and dropped accounts. I cannor go and be scoring F9 in WAEC because of man.

Haha... True sha, but not to the extent of applying for another session lol (in sec. school for that matter)

africanboy:
Location?

Lagos

Hi guys, I've got a neat 2015 MacBook Pro Retina up for sale -

Specs:

Retina, 13-inch, Early 2015)
8GB 2.7Gbz Intel Core i5,
128GB SSD
Inte Iris Graphics 6100 1536 MB

Location - Lagos

Price - N330,000 (Negotiable)

Contact - 07062670637

$250 Skrill available at 355/$

Contact - 07062670637

$500 Skrill sold to @oteleye Escrow - 3RNEST

Good deal. Loved it

$500 Skrill available 350/$

Contact - 07062670637

justi4jesu:



Hi Davit,

Did you check ebay for this?

Yes but the UK store was close in price.

Why?

Hi @justi4jesu Good day

This please - https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01B45RTSK/ref=ox_sc_act_title_3?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER

Thanks

$299 Bitcoin available
Contact in signature

tumababa:


Yes sir

Confam. Hope say price don drop? I need it.

Hi Tumababa. Is this still available?

Thisnut:
WhatsApp me if you game

WhatsApp sir.

DAvIt0:


$1000 @ 435/$ Payoneer deal about to start between Me and Thisnut

bdavis standing in as Escrow 3743

Deal Done! Excellent one.

bdavis:


Na fasting and prayer sure pass.



You no even dey try give person hope.

$1000 @ 435/$ Payoneer deal about to start between Me and Thisnut

bdavis standing in as Escrow 3743

$1000 Payoneer available @ N450/$

Call/WhatsApp: 07062670637

HP Compaq CQ58 battery?

I need the motor X pure edition @brownlolly @gambus007 got one available?

Since you can't compare both, cuz of what they offer and stand for, I think @dhtml should simply re-phrase the thread's topic to say:

"Which is more awesome to use for 'server-side programming', NodeJS or pHP?"

Me? I would personally choose Node over pHP cuz of stuffs the former has brought to mordern software development, including its non-blocking I/O feature we all glory it for reasons to use it.

Hello there,

Got 2 brand new iPhone 6S smarphones available for sale.

Both Space Grey and 64GB models -- N197,000

Interested ? Dial 07062670637 (Calls only).

SlimBrawnie:
This is why I'm in love with THE MESSAGE bible translation.

29-30"Let's not pretend this is easier than it really is. If you want to live a morally pure life, here's what you have to do: You have to blind your right eye the moment you catch it in a lustful leer. You have to choose to live one-eyed or else be dumped on a moral trash pile. And you have to chop off your right hand the moment you notice it raised threateningly. Better a bloody stump than your entire being discarded for good in the dump.

Your eye/hand could be a thing or even a person, and simply means if it/they would make you loose your focus,cut off from them.

Yea. I'm ok with this one. Quite it.

Booyakasha:
Join a freaking website made specifically for programmers..

GDEVIT --> hmmmmm

Booyakasha:

Boom!!!

You meant BAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!! Right?

dhtml18:
I make better programming thread here for all php developers - https://www.nairaland.com/3136801/chat-engine-html-android-client
them refuse to promote am.
I make this one sef - https://www.nairaland.com/3142123/how-build-one-on-one-chat-im

I thought they have banned our technical section from reaching FP ni o.

This is just funny, a question on just making a page responsive is what's getting to the FP.

A simple googling would have answered this so well with the rate of mordern web developemnt tutorials coming up per second.

Griffon:


No one is under-rating anyone here, this is fact staring at you brah.

Arsenal's backline has Coquelin to thank for the accolades that keep coming their way. Take the ninja away and you get to see the weak tired side of that goddamned defence.

I wonder why mates don't get to give this ninja the credits he deserve. This guy was the best DM in the league last two seasons followed closely by Matic, raking in the highest number of tackles and interceptions. He's the engine room that covers the arse of Arsenal's backine, dealing with the most difficult jobs whilst leaving his backline with little or no worry at all. Take him away from that team and Mertesacker would remind you how much he lacks pace and athleticism, Koscielny would show you clearly the sorta erratic defender he is and Gabriel, need I say anything about this inexperienced fella?

This niggas ain't world class and anyone who's riding the bench for 'em must be uber-crap.

Chambers ahead of Stones? That's akin to celebrating Nigeria being ahead of Afghanistan in FIFA ranking.

What else can we say? O ti so tan.

Approval Rating =>
" a rating based on a percentage of people (as voters) who think someone (as a politician) is doing a good job"

=> determined by a polling which indicates the percentage of respondents to an opinion poll who approve of a particular person or program.

And according to NOI, who claimed to have carried out the polls. PMB's approval rating is at 64%.

I don't know what else to harp on about concerning the matter.

edwife:


Efe i was a young wife with an international degree couple with work experience abroad then moves to Nigeria and decides to stay at home- so yes, when you have a friend like that,if you don't have a strong morale system and support from your family and spouse,you will succumb easily. It has nothing to do with self-doubt because it's something i wanted,mum did it, my two sisters did it.

My problem with people is this; Why do people always want to find holes in others? Why is my lifestyle or the way i choose to live or do things bother you so much? I just don't get these kind of human beings.So I question what they represent,it's baffling to me.



I think Nigerians have a problem, they compare their marriages,families with others.We are not all married to the same spouses,our marriages are not the same,we don't come from the same families,we are all different.

When a woman is married to a man who is selfish and unbothered,i don't see why a woman like this will even consider staying at home,honestly.It is all about contentment. You don't even have to beg for sanitary towel if you are in a fulfilled marriage.

Not all marriages are the same. I will give you two examples.

1)Hubby depending on what he does for a living or income,deposits some amount of money monthly or every quarter of the year into your account.From there,you manage anything that has to do with the household.Any other big expenses he handles it.How will this woman ask for sanitary towel?

2) Hubby has a fix salary, he gives you every end of the month money to care for the house-before the end of the month, you have exhausted everything, so you run out of money and realises you didn't buy sanitary towel.You call hubby,baby please on your way home,get me some sanitary towel-i am broke . As a loving and caring hubby, he buys you 3 packs plus any other thing he thought you might need.What is condescending here? All these young girls who ask for money to make their hair,buy recharge cards to man that are not their husbands-find it normal but my husband/soul mate/best friend/lover i should find it condescending? or like you put it, having to watch the man reluctantly count out the pennies / kobo while she meekly (and patiently waits) and she patiently watches with her poppy eyes when he hands her the money and she nodes negatively and he brings some more,still she wouldn't budge then he says,love you know i need to do something with the money,okay two more notes, are you happy now? she softly kisses him on the lips as he lives for work whispering take care of you and my babies, i will see you later (happy wife, happy home, fulfilled life) . Like I said, it depends on the dynamic of your marriage.

I have learned early in marriage, that you should never compare your marriage to others.This my friend was the one who thought me that by her attitude.After talking to my mum(woman extra ordinary) and hubby, i developed a tactic on how to dismiss her remarks.My sister wanted me to drop her but i didn't. Meanwhile, I started making friends with other housewives,one i respect till date-a very contented woman, i learned a lot from her.

One day, she came back from one of her regional meetings(she's a banker) to my house.I was enjoying a cool bottle of malt while watching the kids play .She was like, you no get problem o....I asked why? She needs some money, the rent is due and normally her husband brings his half and she does the same but she didn't have the complete money because she had to send money to her bother and also fix her car.

I was like but your husband will understand, he will pay for the rent after all are you not his wife? She laughed and said, we don't operate like this, we always pay individually for things in the house.I do my part and he does his, even with the kids school fees 50-50.Now you must imagine my reaction,yeah?(evil grins).
I had to be human here, i calmly told her, i didn't understand what she was talking about, it sounds Chinese to me-i don't even know how it feels to pay school fees,hubby got that one. and of course, i didn't expect her to understand what it's like to just wake up in the morning and not worry about rent,school fees,car,utility bills because your spouse deals with those. all you have to do is to take care of your beautiful house, kids and look pretty and sexy .

In Nigeria or anywhere in the world, you can still live a very fulfilled life as long as it's YOUR choice or a joint decision with YOUR spouse.
Not everyone has to have a white collar job, you can be a stay at home and as soon as the kids are of school age, you can decide to pursue other things and in a country like Nigeria, one needs to always think outside the box.Not many people are satisfied with their jobs, as long as it pays bills,they are okay.As much as I love what i do, i have plan to stop working for people and become my own Boss.

Many women in Nigeria are not even stay at home mums by choice, the lack of jobs in the country force them to stay home and depend on their husbands.

[size=2pt]**only kimoni and efe make me write epistles *** phew drinks cold water.[/size]

Wow... What a n epistle -- quite a darned thoughtful one. This time we're taking your signature the other way. You're responsible for what I'm made to understand here. Nice!!

Hehe... Some saturday morning ginger -- wording and literary appreciation and writing a book, all for aunt MizMyColi

Courtesy: freeze001 and lovat

In anticipation

Limerick:
Tech N9ne - World Wide Choppers

Hopsin - Ill mind of hopsin 5

Wow... Just jammed Worldwide Choppers, such a dope track mate! ft Busta, Twista, Yelawolf and others, all swift rappers mehn. Nice!!