go backup all the way!

no difference

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OP, that you woke up this morning is a miracle on its own

Seun: Atheists can pray if they feel like doing so. To a certain extent, prayer makes people feel better about whatever they are praying about. Atheists are not necessarily immune to this cathartic effect; they just happen to realize that no one up there is really listening to anyone's prayers.

so who do you pray to?

hilarious

F9

abeg person fit summarize this thing in one sentence?

mah laugh?

Romans 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

Mathematical postulation!!!!!!
Equation 1
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
Equation 2
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
To Conclude:
From Equation 1 and Equation 2
Men that don't earn money = Women that
don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women
become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become
Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money +
Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can
conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily
together! ;DMathematical postulation!!!!!!
Equation 1
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
Equation 2
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
To Conclude:
From Equation 1 and Equation 2
Men that don't earn money = Women that
don't spend.
So, Men earn money not to let women
become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)
And, Women spend not to let men become
Donkeys! (Postulate 2)
So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money +
Donkeys + spend money
Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can
conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily
together!

It's gon be over pretty soon

where the person?

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Mr Aboki: [b]Lol!!

Walahi Nigerians faa!!

I choose not to believe this news for the following reasons; I cant verify that this is Eleme. The author of the post clearly points out that this news is unverified. All we have here is a mentally unstable na`ked woman running around and bathing in a pool of muddy water. She could be just another one of the numerous mad women that walk around nak`ed in our country.

I have called my friend who works in Eleme refinery and and another one that lives in Aleto-Eleme to check if they've heard about this. Until this is confirmed to me by a more credible source, it remains what the author of the article called it; AN UNCONFIRMED STORY = RUMOUR..

NOTE: All this type of News always have the same elements; Dead body water, Mensuration blood & Pussiie juice.. As if these are the only components used for 'Buka juju'..

Did any other guy in the house see that bubble butt!! What a damn shame!!


_{Abeg Iya Basira!! Abeg give me 50 Naira rice, 50 naira Beans, 100 naira Kpomo, 100 Shaki, 100 Naira round-about, but 2 meat, and 2 yam. This your stew red o!! Put am well o! I go pay you credit!!} [/b]

lmaooo @ red stew

strictly for intelligent minds

Idleness at it's peak!

Ukeachu1: he did speak in tongues

speaking in tongues is an evidence of the holy spirit(the comforter) which Jesus himself promised would come after he had gone and which was made manifest on the day of pentecost(after Jesus had gone). So how did he speak in tongues?

sexymoma: is either the wife or the gardner.

read again. You made your guess based on nollywood movies

do schools open on sunday?

Sanboy25:

Nothing, he didn't know the story of the poisoned beans and the bog being a guinea-pig...
It's the man fault for assuming that he died because of the poisoned beans...

buyles: I go takare of my self 1st for all d oil way i don drink den..... Honestly i no kno wetin i go do d gateman, cos no be em fault

lol..true anyway

Sanboy25:
Thanks for the laughter.

na wetin you go tell the gateman?

Dem say Boko don poison BEANS
and I don
buy half bag keep for house. So,
from
the one wen I cook, I give my DOG
(bingo) make e first taste am,
45minutes later bingo still dey
waka,
den I eat ma own. After I eat finish,
my gateman run come tell me
say bingo
don die , I run quick quick enta
house
dey turn 4litres of palm oil for belle,
as I
come out my gateman come dey
tell me
say the driver wey kill bingo wan
come
beg me.. If na you, weytin you go
do the gateman?

so in other words, all those that see revelations of people in heaven and earth are liars?

if dem stone u dis one, ur career don end b dat o

mcfynest:
simple....it is a parable.....giv me another example

on the cross, Jesus told the thief on his right that he will meet him in paradise that day...any explanation?

mcfynest:
what about it? jesus was saying a parable..... dats figurative. wen lazarus d broda of martha rose after death, did he come bck n tel tales of him going to heaven or hell?

the rich man died and went to hell..what makes that figurative? Cos its a parable?