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Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu Visits Maiduguri, Donates Over ₦‎500 Million To Flood Victims by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:50pm On Sep 21
Good but pls what does he do for a living?
Just curious

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Agriculture / Re: My Little Plantain And Banana Farming by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:35pm On Sep 21
If everyone can fall back to Agriculture without making flimsy excuses, we wouldn't have been on the street with that hunger protest.

Watch these Chinese videos on YouTube and see how they are farming inside nylon even at home.


Lets be sincere for once, how many of us are into farming? Even if na small farming for house? But all of us dey chop abii?

We Keep blaming government without even lifting a finger to contributing our own quota no matter how small it it will be

Meanwhile, Agriculture as a subject should be made mandatory in all levels of school, so long you are human being, who's alive, you eat food, I don't see no reason why it should be an optional subject

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Celebrities / Re: 'Still A Virgin' - Hilda Baci Reveals As She Celebrates Her 29th Birthday by Emeskhalifa(m): 1:58pm On Sep 21
EreluRoz:
She may be saying the truth. A girl may be wild but fears intercourse.


Hahahahaha that's hilarious and unbelievable cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Actor Chiwetalu Agu Joins The 'I Am Chosen' Challenge by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:31pm On Sep 20
Lmao
Celebrities / Re: Justin Bieber Deeply ‘disturbed’ By Sean 'diddy' Combs' Arrest by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:58pm On Sep 20
cry

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Career / Re: Teacher Offered ₦55,000 To Teach Students That Pay N294k School Fees by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:11pm On Sep 19
MrBrownJay1:
and so?! i dont get where the problem is.
if someone offers you a job, if you dont want it, you say no and jejely walk the fukc out... but dont pretend that because children pay 200k for school fees, you can dictate how much you deserve as a teacher in that school. thats what the school is offering, take it or leave it! so you mean that if they were schooling for free, then you would also work for free?!

stop looking at other people's finances... in order to try to lift yourself up, as you dont know what they spend that money on:
- are you paying the rent for the building?
- are you paying the electricity/equipment used in that school?
- are you paying for the free food that these kids possibly get?
- are you paying for all the extracurricular outings and activities that these children learn?
- are you paying the salary of all the other staff and owners of that school?



U dey mind her

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Flaunts New Car With His Wife Ivy by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:26pm On Sep 19
These grandpas ssef

They've gone past their primes, they should just go lowkey and enjoy their dividends.

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Car Talk / Re: Innoson Electric Cars Driven For 5 Days Without Battery Running Down (vid,pix) by Emeskhalifa(m): 6:01pm On Sep 19
Is the car affordable?
Crime / Re: Boss Catches Staff Stealing After Reviewing Her Office CCTV (Pix, Video) by Emeskhalifa(m): 2:26pm On Sep 19
If you know what most of these smallie staff are capable of doing walai to employ anyone go fear u
Crime / Re: Russia’s FSB Busts Migrant Smuggling Ring Led By Nigerian Professor by Emeskhalifa(m): 2:24pm On Sep 19
I can swear with my life that we already knw the tribe of the professor leading the heist but make we pretend we don't cheesy grin

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Science/Technology / Re: Please What Is The Name Of This Animal With No Head And Tail? by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:31pm On Sep 18
shortgun:
That's a Bull worm shocked, and don't let its small size fool you. It's a vicious carnivore that can burrow through your skin from your feet, crawl all the way up to your eyes and devour them

Are you serious about this??

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello 'still wanted', not In our custody - EFCC by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:02pm On Sep 18
Ahn ahn

Abi na wrong EFCC office hin go?

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Politics / Re: NNPCL/ Dangote: Fresh Dispute Emerges Over Supply Volume by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:56pm On Sep 18
JackDaAlienz:
Dangote is not a Saint.. He is not a Messiah
You think a billionaire will spend $10000000 billion of his money to build refinery.
And sell his fuel cheap at 600 per litre grin grin
You must be dreaming and hallucinating

Dangote want to make MONEY!!!!
No billionaire builds refinery to sell cheap. How he wan take recup him money plus make profit??

According to Burna Boy
Dangote Dangote Dangote still dey find Money

So don't expect dangote to sell at cheap price. The man no send una papa grin grin
He is here to make profit

The problem is that Dangote want to join and chop and benefit but the Cabals won't let him so easily.
If 200 million plus Nigerians start buying Dangote fuel.
Dangote will monopolize fuel sector and cash out massively.
So the cabals won't just sit down and watch Dangote come and shorten their huge profit.

Speaking of the powerful cabals
When you look at a Calamity in a nation
Ask yourself. Who is benefitting from Calamity

If I am a wicked Doctor,
I want to be in a village where there is Sickness
I will have more patients and make money

If I'm a Cabal
I want my country to be filled with darkness
So that people will buy and depend on fuel
And make 100 billion every week

That is the situation of Nigeria
Many Cabals are benefiting from Calamity

If you fix Nigeria now
Many Cabals will go out of business

If you give Nigerians 24/7 electricity
The petroleum cabals will lose billions because the demand for fuel will reduce.

So you think the "Cabals" will sit down and watch Nigeria get 24/7 electricity grin grin grin
They will rather burn the country down
Than allow Nigerians to get 24/7 electricity

Tinubu can't do anything
The day Tinubu decide to reduce fuel price
The cabals will bring this country down
They will frustrate his 3 more years and make his govt. ungovernable with crisis

The cabals are more powerful than president
Infact Tinubu knows this and won't cause any issue. That's why he can't do anything about fuel price. This one pass am!! It's too deep

My Advice to Tinubu is DON'T FIGHT CABALS DIRECTLY
Fix Electricity in Nigeria
Introduce Electric cars and make them affordable

If Tinubu can fix the power sector alone
Cabals will be out of business

Do you know how much the Petroleum Cabals are making from selling fuel at 1500 per litre?
These mafia are making 100 billion per week

And you think they will want fuel price to reduce?? I laugh in Chinese
You have said it all. Just exactly how it is
Politics / Re: FG Investigates Earth Tremors In Mpape by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:48pm On Sep 18
My question is, why can't they stop the people blowing up rocks in that place?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Please Save Me': The Indians Duped Into Fighting For Russia by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:47pm On Sep 18
God1000:
He made the wrong decision.


But I'm surprised nigerians are not fighting for Russia and Israel on the Frontline considering the overwhelming support and love they continue to show these countries

Putin and Donald trump are big threat to world peace


Lolz be like u know noe say na mouth we get for this country o grin cheesy
Once reality sets in we dey disappear ni sharp sharp grin grin

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Politics / Re: Moment Yahaya Bello Arrived EFCC Headquarters For Interrogation (Photos) by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:39pm On Sep 18
Finally
Despite we know it will just be a slap on the wrist

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Adopts A Boy In Benin (Photos) by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:38pm On Sep 18
I don dey pity the innocent boy cry
Small thing like this, na knock e go just receive from Portable
Celebrities / Re: 'Please Forgive Me' - Portable Weeps As He Apologizes To Pastor He Slapped by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:29am On Sep 18
eepeepook:
Apologies don’t mean anything. He delivered a proper beating on the man. His apology would take twenty minutes at most. The pastor’s injuries would last at least three days. Portable win. One thing I’ve noticed is he takes drugs, acts a fool then regrets when he gets sober.

Dem say e slap, u say e beat am
Politics / Re: 300 Trucks In Dangote Refinery To Lift Petrol On Sunday – NNPC by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:07am On Sep 18
fuckJones:
because nnpc is going to subsidized the product to Nigerians

Which subsidy again?
Didn't the President say 'Subsidy is gone' during his inauguration?
Politics / Re: Three Marketers To Import 141 Million-Litres Of Petrol by Emeskhalifa(m): 6:25am On Sep 18
I watched a video yesterday and it explained that why the Dangote fuel is expensive is coz what he is selling to NNPC is the one he imported, that once he started selling the one NNPC gave him, price will go down, I do not believe that entirely though but it's logical, you don't expect Aliko to run his business at a loss.

Blame the stupid people we've had at the helm of power all these years who couldn't build a single functional refinery all these years.
Bunch of failures with stupid lies and gullible supporters

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Romance / Re: The Difference Between South African Girls And Nigerian Girls - SA Lady (Video) by Emeskhalifa(m): 6:24am On Sep 18
2mch:
These useless slaves are comparing themselves with Nigerian girls. No wonder the bitterness and anger towards Chidinma. It stems from inferiority complex and jealousy.

Everybody always calling and trying to compare with our Nigerian queens. I have never seen Nigerian girls do this. Nigerian girls over all. You think you can get their men by spreading rumor bout them? Shame on you, slave. With Okada cap werey de disguise.

Ogar rest. Did she lie? Are Nigerian girls too money conscious or demanding in relationship? Yes or no

The so called Chidima sef, did she and her mother falsified some of their documents over there?? Yes or no?

Will you allow an SA who moved to Nigeria to contest for anything in Nigeria? Let's stop being hypocrites abeg

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Celebrities / Re: FBI Find Rifles, 1,000 Bottles Of Lube In Raid On Sean Combs Mansion by Emeskhalifa(m): 6:16am On Sep 18
Dynamicboss:
The evidence is glaring since. I am sure he is paying his way off, reason why he has not arrested long time ago. The right call is that he needs to be behind bars

And Trump?

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TV/Movies / Re: Rate A Nairalander’s First AI Generated Film by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:49pm On Sep 17
This is nice
Family / Re: Young Man Finds Out Child Isn’t His, Months After The Baby’s Birth by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:36pm On Sep 17
Zonefree:

Is he actually lucky or unfortunate?

Imagine he trained that child to university only to realise she ain't his omooorrrr

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Culture / Re: 40,000 Virgins Participate In 40th Anniversary Of Reed Dance In South Africa by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:24pm On Sep 16
Everyday247:
How did they know that they are virgins?


The question I am asking as well
Politics / Re: 300 Trucks In Dangote Refinery To Lift Petrol On Sunday – NNPC by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:31pm On Sep 15
fuckJones:
because nnpc is going to subsidized the product to Nigerians

But didn't FG say subsidy is gone?
Politics / Re: 300 Trucks In Dangote Refinery To Lift Petrol On Sunday – NNPC by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:03pm On Sep 15
fuckJones:
The summary of the report: Buy in NAIRA and Sell in NAIRA For all Crude Oil Products and Crude Oil! What a significant change in Nigeria Oli sector! First of its kind since history can remember! Thanks to President Tinubu leadership and ability to take hard fearless decisions!

Ok but why is NNPC the only one who can get PMS directly from Dangote?
Pets / Re: I Want To Sell This Beautiful Owl. Who Is Buying It? (Photos) by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:01am On Sep 15
EreluRoz:
No, I prefer loving it from afar

Just tell us you are afraid of your village people
Pets / Re: I Want To Sell This Beautiful Owl. Who Is Buying It? (Photos) by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:00am On Sep 15
doggedfighter:
Good as a pet.



This one looks beautiful.

Ok buy am if u are not afraid of village people grin
Politics / Re: FG, Dangote Reach Agreement On Petrol Supply, Lifting Begins Tomorrow by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:14pm On Sep 14
richmond500:
everything is clear, NNPCL will monopolize the market, subsidy will continue.
The other marketers won't have a choice but to buy from NNPCL.
There is no competition here.
mynd44 nlfpmod fergie001

You and I know that any market with no competition isn't good for the consumers
Travel / Re: Funny Moment A Taxi Driver Pretended To Faint After Crashing Into An SUV(photos) by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:05pm On Sep 13
Lol
Crime / Re: Bandits Invade Public School, Showcase Weapons (Video) by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:01pm On Sep 12
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




We must learn to give the police credit for being able to intercept crypto wallets, apprehend protesters and harrass government critiques and also understand why it is not easy to catch these bandits who display on Tiktok.

Most of these bandits studied Internet Security at Massachusetts Institute of Technology and have interned in global IT firms like Microsoft and Kapersky.
They have mastered how to encrypt their data, mask Internet Protocol and redirect geolocations that not even Putin's Kremlin can break into.

You people just sit behind your cracked-screen 2G Tecno Pop phones and think EFCC apprehending Yahaya Bello requires the same tact and coordination as catching 45 yahoo boys.

You also don't understand that it is a far harder process with excessive bureaucratic caseworking to extradite Abba Kyari to the US than it is for teenagers guilty of sextortion.

Insecurity has drastically reduced nationwide after our security forces arrested those #EndBadGovernance protesters, but no one has shown a single appreciation to them.

But we are quick to throw tantrums because Joe Ajaero was arrested.
It is very obvious that we do not love our country.
Your sarcasm is top-notch grin

I was laughing out so loud. Damnnn bro u good at this grin

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