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I seriously cant hold my laughter anymore.

GraphicsPlus: Yes. Without search engines we cant find information. BUT serach engines dont bring visitors, seo brings visitors. search engine is useless until you OPTIMIZE it. Hence, search engine optimization.

Dude, you are just walking around in circles.

Search engines like Google and Bing do send traffic to websites, more than 80 percent. After search engines comes social media traffic from sites like Facebook and Twitter.

SEO is the act of optimizing your website for maximum visibility in Search Engine Results Pages(SERPs) and the subsequent resultant traffic from search engines.

How da fucck can you open your mouth and say Google does not send traffic?

Jumizie13: Larry sun said i should inform you guys that he has been barned, and he can only appear as a guest. So, u guys should make another roaster for the updates

Chai, my belle o.

**goes to find another roaster **

Brand_new: Yeah! Someone told me they were buyiNg WhatsApp for $1 Billion and I'm lie WTF. That's not happening.

No, that story is not true. Imagine Google buying WhatsApp, and all the ads they would have put in it.

Or they could even kill it like they killed so many others. Hope WhatsApp stays the way it is.

I have been wondering what Google will want to do with Whatsapp, but thank God they are not buying it anymore. To all those that were afraid Whatsapp will be sold, chill out.

An exec at WhatsApp shot down a rumor going
around Monday that Google was in talks to buy the
company for $1 billion.

The report, in Digital Trends, cited an inside source
who said that Google has been in talks to buy the
hugely popular messaging app for the past few
weeks and the current offer is said to be "close to"
$1 billion.

However, Neeraj Arora, WhatsApp’s business
development head, told AllThingsD that the
supposed acquisition isn't happening. Arora could
not be reached for further comment despite multiple requests.

The Google rumor comes after a report surfaced in
December charging Facebook was rumored to be
interested in buying WhatsApp, though no price was mentioned. If the $1 billion figure is correct, it would put WhatsApp in the same ballpark as Instagram, which was acquired by Facebook last year.

WhatsApp is the most popular of a new crop of
mobile messaging apps that some say pose a threat
to bigger companies like Facebook and Google. The
app, which lets users send messages for free across
smartphone platforms, launched in 2009 and has
tens of millions of users. It's currently the No. 1 app
in Apple's App Store in dozens of countries,
according to data from AppAnnie, and it has been
downloaded more than 100 million times on Google
Play.

Source:
http://mashable.com/2013/04/09/google-isnt-buying-whatsapp/

Ishilove:
I won't be surprised if you are still a virgin. Na people like you wey get mouth online dey pure pass offline. You just use this medium to vent your most hidden fantasies

Ishi, this is uncalled for.

@Frank, hope you have reported to the appropriate authorites. Take heart bro and be strong.

@Mynd, you just blew the story wide open. Waiting to see how the next writer takes it.

Jarus:

Thanks.

Connect me via: jarushub@gmail.com and let's take it from there. Or you drop your phone no here.

Sent you a mail.

Jarus: Guys, I need a review of my blog: www.jarushub.com

I don't why you are still using wordpress.com (wordpress VIP). You should download self-hosted wordpress at http://wordpress.org.

Get a good host/server and put your site on it. I could help you with that. Based at the rate at which your new site is gaining grounds and the amount of work you are putting in it, that's the best option and route for you to take.

Based on your current design and site, here are my observations:

1. Apply Read more tag on your posts showing on your homepage, a couple of paragraphs will do. Your homepage is way too long and filled with too much text.

2. Endeavor to use at least one image in each of your post. It helps with the User Experience and can also bring you much needed visitors via Google Image Search. Also make sure you set up a featured image for each post.

3. Your site design, look into it. No headers and sidebar.

4. Move to self-hosted wordpress.org

Feel free to holla if got any problems with wordpress.

Hmm

Who's updating next?

Seun:
Thank you for your patient explanation.

You are welcome.

Seun:
And what stops the amebos and agberos from posting on this new thread? (I composed the previous reply before seeing this post)

Seun, the other thread was about Mazi's life while at NYSC camp.

This one is about his life during his service at his PPA, AFTER CAMP.

I believe that's why he decided to split them.

Cheers!

Mynd_44: Mazi and Princesa, the only reason I am not banning the both of you(just so you know, it will be a long ban) is cos I don't want Mazi's fans to skin me.

But please I hope I don't have to hide your posts on this thread again. If you have issues, bring it to the chat room, I will glady draw a ring for you both and have a bucket of pop-corn while you go at one another. Insult yourselves further and Mazi will not be updating his story in a while.

Now where is that old lady?

See immunity.

Ishilove:
She's a puzzle

Pls try to unravel this puzzle asap.

Foxy_Ultimate:

Damn... I have done it again. But I'm not that lazy o, just cold as the fire had gone out of the whole stuff, and you my friend contributed greatly to it

Typical!

Defending yourself by accusing and blaming another for your shortcomings. That's very wrong dude.

Two times now have you failed to deliver. An apology to the other writers and readers of this story is the least of what is expected of you.

Chilo is a bother line nutcase. Am still trying to analyze her personality.

Why is it that she is only attracting broke guys in her life?

So no more jambites huh?

Interested in what exactly is she?

Fun could be quite relative but in this case it means nothing.

Guys and ladies on this thread seem really jobless and idle.

Happy April fools day.

I know with all certainty that somehow, somewhere hidden in that long block of text will be money or finance prerequisites.

Why must money be involved before a relationship becomes fruitful and engaging?

onila: She shaves her eyebrows and draws them back. #sigh

This is rather common.

I believe it is in a bid to achieve that perfect line.

Looks good though.

If I see such in her inbox, I will have to do some further sleek investigations of my own before coming to any conclusions.

Mr..Cork:




which cheat?? ....*2 back hand slap plus one head booot will help*....Black womens dont show respet anymore(no +oofeinsese)

Mr Cork, could you please clap for yourself?

For being a fool.

Dear God, pls do not allow this poor girl to come across this thread.

So many mean people here.

I have to find a baby that will be able to answer this question.

Equalizer: Am just afraid of the unknown and thatz why am out to solicite for help. I wil be in benue state by the 4th of april for my nysc camping but am so scared of losing my girl cos i've heard many stories of how other people's relationship ended because of nysc 3weeks camp. Plz is dia anything i can do to avoid those camp girls?

NYSC camping by April?

They should talk about all the failed ideas that never maid the news.

How sure are we that that is the scammer? He could easily have paid somebody to do it for him.

Larry-Sun:
Very great job, Frosti. I really did enjoy reading your chapter. Revealing, suspense-filled and smooth. Kudos, sir.

I noticed some few errors, which I outlined/corrected (according to how I see them) below. Please make necessary correction. I'll revisit the second part of your post later. Thanks.

Bless you, sir.

Thanks very much for the compliments, Sir. Coming from you, that's real huge. **takes a needle and punctures own swollen head**

Corrections noted.

Larry-Sun:
Frosti, why are you doing this? You're already eating into someone else's time!

Sorry about that.

iykmora: where is Frosti na? I'm tired of refreshin d page for update instead of refreshin(quenchin) my thirst wit shine-shine bobo

It is now complete, please refresh and wet your thirst.