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Romance / Re: Good Looking Ladies Or Not So-good Looking Ladies... by HornyJane(f): 7:41am On Sep 06, 2013
Rightly said dear cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Gobe Defined by HornyJane(f): 7:33am On Sep 06, 2013
Na so we see am grin
Romance / Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by HornyJane(f): 7:08am On Sep 06, 2013
What a way to advertise grin

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Romance / Re: Woman Aims To Have Sex With 100,000 Men by HornyJane(f): 7:06am On Sep 06, 2013
She should kukuma find a brotel and enroll there, that'd save her the stress tongue
Romance / Re: WHAT Would You Do If You Caught Your Best Friend Having An Affair With.... by HornyJane(f): 7:03am On Sep 06, 2013
I've not thought of that happening, but if by chance it does happen, i would simply activate my cool mode. Their sillyness isnt worth my rant, dish both parties away and look ahead cool
Romance / Re: Good Looking Ladies Or Not So-good Looking Ladies... by HornyJane(f): 7:00am On Sep 06, 2013
You actually have a point dear but u have to note that not all pretty ladies bring along the troubles to their marital home, some are different.
U should be telling us which u would go for, Ugly ka or Beauty? grin
Forum Games / Re: Girls Night In; No Boys Allowed (Peeping is allowed sha) by HornyJane(f): 4:25pm On Aug 26, 2013
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Just drop here www.facebook.com/lovefmcampusgist cool
Jokes Etc / Gobe Defined by HornyJane(f): 4:16pm On Aug 26, 2013
Definition Of Gobe...

~When d person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic.
You go apologise tire.

~When you tell your friend 'YOUR MAMA!!' and turn around to see his or her mum staring at you. Mehn,, u go dey sure of plenty slap.

~When mosquito lands on ur papa's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands. You must provide proof ohh.. Or else...

~When Aunty Patience is your English HOD... Accreditation is settled.

~When you mistakenly give a beggar 1000 naira note instead of 10 naira in public. Givers neva lack.

~When you are in a moving bus and you throw away 500 naira note instead of gala wrapper. Ur day don RED be that.

~When your dad works at NEPA and they take the light and you shout 'GOD PUNISH NEPA!'... And he is there wit you.. Na ur mama go start to pay your school fees.

Catch more Jokes, Quotes, and Updates at www.facebook.com/lovefmcampusgist cool
Music/Radio / Love Fm Campus Gist -- All You Need To Know by HornyJane(f): 3:25pm On Aug 26, 2013
Hello Nairalanders, Am Jane a Student of Mass Communication at National Open University Nigeria [NOUN]. There is something new, exciting, enlightening and entertaining i think you should know about. More so, With the continuation of the On-going ASUU Strike. From what I've seen so far, i think it would be fun for Students to meet, share and interact with their peers all over the world on this platform - Love FM Campus Gist - A fast growing on-air and internet based network, with its Host Station being Family Love 103.9 Fm.

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Celebrities / Re: Susan Peters Blast Big Brother African by HornyJane(f): 3:22pm On Aug 26, 2013
An Observation : She Tweets alot.
Education / Love Fm Campus Gist -- All You Need To Know by HornyJane(f): 3:18pm On Aug 26, 2013
Hello Nairalanders, Am Jane a Student of Mass Communication at National Open University Nigeria [NOUN]. There is something new, exciting, enlightening and entertaining i think you should know about. More so, With the continuation of the On-going ASUU Strike. From what I've seen so far, i think it would be fun for Students to meet, share and interact with their peers all over the world on this platform - Love FM Campus Gist - A fast growing on-air and internet based network, with its Host Station being Family Love 103.9 Fm.

Love FM Campus gist has got offers like On air discussions, Facebook Chat, Weekly game Show, Live Your Dream Get Heard Project, Fashion Police and much more.

Care to join? Then Catch the groove on www.Facebook.com/lovefmcampusgist

You can contact the team at lovefmcampusgist@gmail.com
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland June 2013 is LUPEY by HornyJane(f): 12:35pm On Jun 07, 2013
Intelligent gals i must confess and preety too.

Adaobi is quite promising than the rest, thats the edge she've got. Future Queen.

I Vote Adaobi

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by HornyJane(f): 12:31pm On Mar 06, 2013
Ok, missed u all though

Gotta go now, would be coming around
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by HornyJane(f): 12:25pm On Mar 06, 2013
Been ages i visited nl, blame it all on work

Who's tima dear? Ve mised aloy oo lol
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by HornyJane(f): 12:17pm On Mar 06, 2013
Crazy guy, u were married to Goldieluks then Lol

How is she?
Romance / Re: It's My Birthday Today by HornyJane(f): 12:03pm On Mar 06, 2013
HBD Gurl, how old u dey? cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by HornyJane(f): 12:02pm On Mar 06, 2013
I enjoyed visiting this Section, whats been going on?

Where's toba, xynerise, yusuf, Ms potato, elguapo etc

I missed those guys cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Was Nani's Red Card Justified? by HornyJane(f): 11:59am On Mar 06, 2013
ogunsam75: Karate kid....Nani should be employ to act d part2 of d film.

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by HornyJane(f): 11:52am On Mar 06, 2013
You guys sell Pepsi here? Lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Bday Pic by HornyJane(f): 11:49am On Mar 06, 2013
Lmao This is more like a Harvest grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Was Nani's Red Card Justified? by HornyJane(f): 11:48am On Mar 06, 2013
That is Kung Fu at its best, my sister almost fainted seeing Nani do those stunts lol
Jokes Etc / Re: Charlie Bit My Finger by HornyJane(f): 11:46am On Mar 06, 2013
Cant play it DUH
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Know U Have Mouth Odour by HornyJane(f): 11:41am On Mar 06, 2013
That No 1 Is really Crazy LKWMD cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: El's December Collections by HornyJane(f): 8:24am On Dec 03, 2011
keep them coming boy, u are always gud in this stuff.
Jokes Etc / Re: Na Wa For This Rich People O by HornyJane(f): 8:21am On Dec 03, 2011
Wahala dey grin
Jokes Etc / Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by HornyJane(f): 8:19am On Dec 03, 2011
I've always enjoyed elguapo's jokes, they are cool and humorous, i also admire jackpot's creativity, the two are the best in here.

I'ld nominate elguapo anyday, anytime.
Jokes Etc / Re: Obj Has Been Kidnapped by HornyJane(f): 9:37am On Oct 22, 2011
Hmmmn undecided

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