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Family / Re: Homeless Man And Wife Get Help From Twitter As They Go Viral by jerrybakermillz(m): 5:31pm On Apr 08, 2023
God bless the helper,I saw this their clip on twitter while they where having breakfast and my heart melt




Let’s learn to show love to one another before our government no be am at all

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Phones / Re: Boys Wearing Slippers, Tee Shirt And Short Nika With Iphone 11,12,13. by jerrybakermillz(m): 10:25am On May 26, 2022
Onyeka90210:
Abi make dey ban short knicker now or na only android users suppose dey wear short knicker.
I no understand your rant at all.
Abi you want make person wear suit and tie cause he dey use big phone?
The way some android users dey carry iPhone matter for head sha, na una dey make the phone look like big thing.
I will just advice you to focus on your studies, which one come be "worsting" grin
hahahaahhhahahahahahahaha….you murder the song lyrically,allow people to live there life the well it’s comfortable for them especially when u are not feeding dem

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Romance / Re: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by jerrybakermillz(m): 9:28am On May 22, 2022
questioner:
I'd like to summarize my issue, Confused on the way forward.

1. I met this beautiful babe at a restaurant - pretty face, fresh baby skin, nice catwalk. She was damn proportionate, average boobs, average butt, avg hips, average height, angelic look, you can take her anywhere kinda girl.
She leaves the restaurant some minutes before I do.

2. While driving out, I notice she's still at the bus stop waiting for a bus/cab, so I beckon her and gave her a lift home. We exchanged numbers.

3. Called her two days later asking to hang out, she was hesitant but I persisted and she later agreed

4. We chill out at a bar in the evening but she wasn't acting too friendly, not answering my questions and just behaving hesitant.
Infact, a friend I met at the bar wondered if i offended her, I explained we just met and don't know her too well.
Luckily, it was one of those Real Madrid Champion's league match days where Benzema was rescuing Madrid from the brink, which made up for her boredom.

5. We were about leaving when she got a call from her younger sister who said she was nearby with a mutual friend of theirs, so younger sis (YS) agreed to join us and then I'll drop them at home together.

6. YS came into the bar and behold she was a stunner! As beautiful as the older sis (OS) but she (YS) had huge boobs and was tall - not kidding but video vixen stuff.
Almost every man around turned as she made her way to us. I mean Those boobs was bouncing as she came in
She also turned out to be the life of the party extrovert, came in with a big smile, greeting everybody on sight and immediately initiating conversations.
infact about 3 guys came to the table adjacent us, just to take her number while we were there.

7. So I ordered another round of drinks and meat and peppersoup and since YS was easier to talk to, I was more comfortable
asking her about what they wanted to take etc, which annoyed the OS who asked why I was talking to her YS while she was with me.

8. It came to a head, when YS wanted to request for an extra bottle of water , I couldn't hear cos of loud music, so I placed me hand across her shoulder to pull her mouth nearer my ears (innocent action, believe me) so I can hear her. I suddenly got a slap in the back from OS who warned me not to try what I did again and totally stopped talking to me - I wrote her off after that incident.

9. Shortly after that, we decided to go home, I managed to slip my biz card secretly into YS hands and whispered call me, she looked annoyed and said 'why?'

10. Dropped the girls home and practically forgot about them, I felt OS was no go area and didn't think YS was going to call back...

11. Some days later, very early in the morning, my phoen went boooom....YS was calling and asking why I told her to call me. I suggested we meet later in the day.

12. Picked her up (at junction some distance away from their house) and brought her to my place. While I was still thinking of how to break the ice, she was already stylishly bombarding me with questions.
Do you stay alone in this big house - Yes
What job do you do - Banker
Are you married - No
Do you have kids - No
You must be old O ? - Just 31+
What about my sister - Nothing between us, I have not spoken to her since that day and that was also the first time we met

She seemed satisfied with all my answers cos she relaxed and became very chatty

13. She came back to my place the next evening and this time around we got smashing, it was mind blowing, she was amazing, energetic and that her long legs were put to good use.
I would have called her a 10/10 overall and one for the long haul aside the fact that she said she dropped out of Uni while her older sis is a graduate

14. She later warned we should keep things on the low for now cos her sister might not be happy.

15. Everything seemed to be going well until bang...bout a week later, I got a call from OS, she was obviously trying to win me back asking why I didn't call her back and sh*t
I just responded politely but she wasn't deterred, she kept calling like every other day, while I only called back once a while
in fact, I had to lie that I had gone for a training and would be away for the next 3 weeks.

16. Problem is, the 3 weeks will expire this weekend and this girl (OS) has promised to give me what she failed to do weeks earlier.
Talking smack about how she wanted to spend the night at my place but she was so angry back then bla bla and how she's looking forward to me being back.

Herein, lies my dilemma
Younger sister is hooked and we have a little secret going
Older sister is also getting hooked and she wanna be starting something
Me, the beneficiary (or is it victim), I don confuse - both girls are top tier babes

What do I do?

a) Do the right thing and continue with YS

b) Do the right thing and stop the low key games with YS, and go for OS

c) Do the right thing and enjoy life with both sisters, shebi I no force them

Frankly, I would have gone with option C, na the stuff of dreams, but the things I am hearing these days about babes,
I dey cautious about safety, these girls are sisters and if they find out, nobody knows wetin dem fit do.

But NL people, what do you think ?
The is simple,pick the one you want and give me the other one number
Romance / Re: I Am Sexually Attracted To Guys Younger Than My Age! by jerrybakermillz(m): 12:28pm On May 20, 2022
Nikrose:
After reading a post on the front page about a 19yrs old boy marrying a 39yrs old woman, I love it and I find it sweet, romantic and sexy!!!kiss

I don't really want to be in a serious relationship now but I think I am now attracted to boys younger than my age cry

Not little boys of under 18! And I am not a peodophile!
I don’t think you should feel bad about it, am attracted to ladies older than I am as well,lost my virginity at the age of 15,2001 to a lady that was almost 10years older than me…I easy get to communicate with them freely and in-depth understanding…I can’t even remember the last time I went on a date with a lady of 28 n below…even my random sex life is 30 and above…even at 36 I still prefer and toast ladies older than me and the single mothers are good to communicate well as hell…so my dear live ur life

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Travel / Re: Apongbon Underbridge Lagos On Fire, Please Be Careful As you Plan Your Day by jerrybakermillz(m): 9:39am On Mar 23, 2022
Nawa.....Men don go smoke igbo there burn the place

Bridge wey we dey manage take dey collect fresh breeze he reach yoruba man turn he go burn am

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: NEXIT Code Now Working, Please Check And Confirm Your Status by jerrybakermillz(m): 8:47pm On Feb 05, 2022
Unityp:

Use any no to dial the code. It looks like glo is not going through. I just did my wife's own with my mtn no but her registered glo no did not work


How do I go about it? After dialing the code *45665# on a number not registered with Nexit what do I do? Because hearing you guy talk about using bvn for it...please put me through
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: NEXIT Code Now Working, Please Check And Confirm Your Status by jerrybakermillz(m): 4:01pm On Feb 05, 2022
kwyllancy:
Thanks for ur kind response Sir. But I used my BVN to check my status but was told I would be debited #30.00 but they didn't. I also used my BVN to check d availability option, but was told I would be debited #30.00 but they still didn't.


How do you use ur BVN to check when the dial code is not going through please ?
Properties / Re: Is It Right For My Landlord To Break Into My Room And Throw Out My Belongings? by jerrybakermillz(m): 12:10pm On Jan 15, 2022
iyke484real:
Hello nairalanders, I trust God we are all fine... happy new year to you all.
Without wasing time I will love to go straight to the point. Comrades and erudites in the house please, I like to know if it's right for my landlord to break into my room and throw out my properties

The crux of the matter.... My rent expired on the 12th of January 2022 today is 14th and my landlord is already threatening to throw out my luggages should I fail to pack out before Sunday, 16th of this month because I promised to pay him yesterday but failed...I pleaded with him to understand that I'm having a little challenge.

I'm a student in the day, security guard at night this I have been doing for the past 3yrs to see myself through school instead of dropping out after I lost my sponsor...I actually had plans of paying my rent before 10th of January with the help of my December salary but it's rather unfortunate that uptill now my boss is yet to pay my December salary...and my landlord doesn't have patience in his dictionary, I can't even go to my room any more because of his threat...I'm just hanging around hoping to see salary alert any of this days but should it tarries and he goes on to throw my things out what can I do? Plus is he right to do that?

Please honourable nairalanders your input in this matter will be highly appreciated...


How much is the rent ?

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Properties / Re: Is It Right For My Landlord To Break Into My Room And Throw Out My Belongings? by jerrybakermillz(m): 12:08pm On Jan 15, 2022
iyke484real:
Hello nairalanders, I trust God we are all fine... happy new year to you all.
Without wasing time I will love to go straight to the point. Comrades and erudites in the house please, I like to know if it's right for my landlord to break into my room and throw out my properties

The crux of the matter.... My rent expired on the 12th of January 2022 today is 14th and my landlord is already threatening to throw out my luggages should I fail to pack out before Sunday, 16th of this month
because I promised to pay him yesterday but failed...I
pleaded with him to understand that I'm having a little
challenge.

How much is the rent?

I'm a student in the day, security guard at night this I have been doing for the past 3yrs to see myself through school instead of dropping out after I lost my sponsor...I actually had plans of paying my rent before 10th of January with the help of my December salary but it's rather unfortunate that uptill now my boss is yet to pay my December salary...and my landlord doesn't have patience in his dictionary, I can't even go to my room any more because of his threat...I'm just hanging around hoping to see salary alert any of this days but should it tarries and he goes on to throw my things out what can I do? Plus is he right to do that?

Please honourable nairalanders your input in this matter will be highly appreciated...
Family / Re: How I Shared Christmas Money Between My Parents And Inlaw by jerrybakermillz(m): 5:17pm On Dec 27, 2021
Landmack:

hahaha

okrika biz don enter mama blood. God bless mama


Oh boy the matter tiyak me like dis
Family / Re: How I Shared Christmas Money Between My Parents And Inlaw by jerrybakermillz(m): 5:07pm On Dec 27, 2021
Landmack:


pls allow her to roam about and do her business. she's active..if u want her to remain in the house all day she fit sick o. na health trouble u dey find be that. leave the woman yo enjoy herself.

I no stop her, just wanted her to relax and enjoy the Christmas...but she just load goods for her car say na dis period okrika business dey sell,bros I no bother myself again after all now the business she do take train all her kids to university level
Family / Re: How I Shared Christmas Money Between My Parents And Inlaw by jerrybakermillz(m): 4:58pm On Dec 27, 2021
I renovated my mum house,subscribe her dstv,bought a bag of rice for her and gave her 200k just to sit at home and watch TV...but the woman just dey drive around warri anyhow from one church program to the next,she no fit leave her okrika business for once

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Politics / Re: Fisayo Soyombo Released After 10 Hours At Police Force Headquarters by jerrybakermillz(m): 8:24pm On Dec 13, 2021
Wetin e do?

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Culture / Re: Onyeka Nwelue: Anyone Who Eats Or Drinks At A Funeral Lacks Conscience by jerrybakermillz(m): 9:02pm On Nov 26, 2021
And the guy don chop food for other people papa and mama burial, u can't dodge the bills oga

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Celebrates His 75th Birthday Today by jerrybakermillz(m): 8:08am On Nov 25, 2021
Wow

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Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian And Pete Davidson Are Dating (Pictures) by jerrybakermillz(m): 9:04pm On Nov 22, 2021
Better style,she need young n fresh d**k


From the look of things her surgery don dey fade with style,better maintain ur natural look

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leicester City Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 20th November 2021 by jerrybakermillz(m): 3:17pm On Nov 20, 2021
Great100000:
Leicester City 0

Chelsea 3


You sabi the game guy,you are a true fan that know the outcome of Chelsea squad

With or without lukaku its a win for Chelsea

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Pets / Re: Adorable Moment Golden Retriever Tries To Friend Tiny Black Kitten( Video) by jerrybakermillz(m): 11:06am On Nov 15, 2021
Nothing dey trip me again,I dey chop both animal


Na banga soup eye i take dey look both,am just waiting for the cat to grow a lil then stomach infrastructure go take place

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Culture / Re: Atayese Oba Ogunlana Wedding: IFA African Traditional Religion Style (Video) by jerrybakermillz(m): 11:50am On Nov 11, 2021
Simple and style
Celebrities / Re: Share Your Embarrassing Or Snub Experience With A Celebrity by jerrybakermillz(m): 9:15pm On Nov 01, 2021
None....I dey do like i no sabi dem sef,make who no dey feed me come use me catche cruise

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija Emmanuel's New Dress Style (Photos) by jerrybakermillz(m): 6:18pm On Oct 30, 2021
Which kind gay outfit be dis joor


He don dey use style dey be crossdresser

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Tells Concert Attendees She Enjoyed The Man In Her Sextape by jerrybakermillz(m): 11:21am On Oct 19, 2021
So u enjoy the ducking for the yacht abi,with ur black pant
Sports / Re: Newcastle United Plotting A Transfer Raid Of Four Manchester United Players by jerrybakermillz(m): 3:30pm On Oct 11, 2021
I sure say dem go sign kelechi n osimen as well,the olise go be the head coach for Newcastle

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Health / Re: My Morning Erection Is Back! by jerrybakermillz(m): 1:20pm On Oct 11, 2021
Truthenunciator:
bastard send me the video link I need to get my erection too only tiwa can resurrect my john thomas

Oko send WhatsApp msg
Health / Re: My Morning Erection Is Back! by jerrybakermillz(m): 1:19pm On Oct 11, 2021
ceejay10:
abeg share link. Help a brother


Oko send WhatsApp msg
Health / Re: My Morning Erection Is Back! by jerrybakermillz(m): 12:52pm On Oct 11, 2021
OnuAmu:


How can i get it then? cry


2persons just write me for WhatsApp now from nairaland,dey collected my contact from my nairaland profile so u can do same as well
Health / Re: My Morning Erection Is Back! by jerrybakermillz(m): 12:35pm On Oct 11, 2021
olyrayy:


It's out? Source abeg�


My brother u need to watch am,tiwa sabi pose for duckkin I swear

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Health / Re: My Morning Erection Is Back! by jerrybakermillz(m): 12:34pm On Oct 11, 2021
OnuAmu:


Wait... Is the video really out?.. How can i get it please


Saw it on someone whatsapp status then I save it,can't pose her nude video here ,only if I can send it to u

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Health / Re: My Morning Erection Is Back! by jerrybakermillz(m): 12:18pm On Oct 11, 2021
Lucky you,na u can enjoy the release sex tape of tiwa savage


U need to see the way she balance for the chair,her ringing tone na die


But I admire Tiwa for not giving into the blackmailers demands, after all she no kill person

More love Tiwa

Thank God ooh,just check the video again very well and it turn out it was not our very own Tiwa savage was bend like dat in that video,so all the guys wey dey wait to see tiwa unclothedness una go wait tiyal.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Hits The Gym In A Stylish Way Weeks After Leaving Kpokpogri: Video by jerrybakermillz(m): 6:09pm On Oct 10, 2021
Una no get news again abi na wetin ?Tonto don too dey turn news for here yet eno dey solve our problem
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Cried And Begged For A Relationship As A Woman? by jerrybakermillz(m): 1:36pm On Oct 05, 2021
debbydams:
I'm nnoot from ilorin oo

But u do stay in ilorin?
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Cried And Begged For A Relationship As A Woman? by jerrybakermillz(m): 12:06am On Oct 05, 2021
debbydams:
lol,I'm very emotional,so I cry over everything..


Ilorin girls una sabi dey emotional well well,I remember before I graduated 2013,my landlord son enter my room carry my lappy,I change am for as a warri guy,full area gather say the boy no dey thief na when matter catch big fire who he go hide am for their house e mother say make he go return am,come see where he sisters dey cry dey beg me not to arrest am n settle the matter out of police,I no go fit talk of the many breakup issues I settle among my friends there

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