that's good one! jazakallah kairan

NwaAmaikpe:



The man won't be stupid to carry 15 rifles in his car.
I just hope he isn't being framed up.

When will they intercept the killer Fulani herdsmen we see in videos freely carrying rifles and chanting songs?

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Mr man, u will do us well if can provide info abt any herdsmen carrying weapon freely, we dont judge by assumption!

were is the mat? hope evil shall not fall on him?

Chevronstaff:
Anytime Buhari's popularity hits yet another low, the Army will rescue a few Chibok girls. Happened twice now so no be coincidence....

There's always a story to kill Buhari's incompetence... Inorder to make citizens forget about the Benue killings, fuel scarcity, the appointment of dead persons and other current issues in the country, a Chibok girl is rescued. Well, kudos to those directing this script...

nawa o! laugh won kill me!

handsomeclouds:



Very funny... When in fact your sentences reek of grammatical blunders.


*comes*

Always rebuke the spirit of frustration and desperation in your life. Try to know your worth in all situations.
And that you are desperate for survival doesn't justify an impoverishment scheme which return graduates to their status quo after 24 months.

gotten this job [b]in a plater of gold[/b]
"On" please

How many Nigerian have gotten the federal jobs on a platter of Gold? Please under what rock do you live? Certainly your level of exposure and experience have not only impaired your judgement but beclouded your mentality. I guess so many Nigerians have gotten federal jobs on merit, even on your Nairaland app many have not only shared their interview experiences but also testimonies of their offer letter content. Threads on jobs like NDIC, NEXIM, BOA etc are among the threads on your app.

Not forgetting Nairaland is the largest forum in Africa.

they want to build heaven & [b]health in a day[/b]
Sorry little one, it is heaven and earth not health

With this your bad grammar, are you sure you aren't among the recently disengaged workforce by El-Rufai?
Good news Npower will absorb you, hopefully you will improve as time goes.
...and every right thinking and patriotic Nigerian will surely want the best for her country. We can't just be praising the government when shes about missing it.
By and large, a scheme that pays graduates 1k/day is far from being reasonable.

And about not going through any stress.
Well its your opinion and thank God your opinion doesn't define me.
I believe in meritocracy, equity interface equality. When all these are threatened, it is all of society that suffer.
Apparently the absence of the aforementioned have accounted for your stance and thus your asslicking role on this thread.

i dont think i have the time to read those garbage u posted up there, bottom line remains that u should be greatful when u are opportune to be part of this Npower programme, no matter how little the salary is. Cos, a lot of folks out there wish for that opportunity of which u underrated .



but if u fill u wanna type more grammatical garbage to further defend your stand, i may advice you to go & huge the transformer!

handsomeclouds:

Impoverished and bamboozled man... Receiving peanut while they rape you of your sense and future!
You are a typical example of an African man! Lack of objectivity. Even when the truth sits right in front of you, you will still claim mr right. You can sit in your dusty office and hail the government while the better jobs go to their wards and patron.

No matter how good you are, how hard you try, the best of the places in the public sector will never be for the masses but for their wards and patron because you know what- merit doesn't stand a chance there, when last did any high profile/paying parastatal or agency recruit.. No you won't know because its meant for them alone.

While the job of 30k that will expire in 24 months is for the masses.

Sahara reporters published the list of those who got job during this administration in CBN through the back door... Now its history. The earlier you realize the Nigerian structure is eternally stratified, the more you should think of leaving that your dusty office for a saner clime. Do that not for your impaired soul but for your innocent kids

You can keep on thanking God for the 30k part-time job, but he also gave you the brains to think but not solely for appreciation and asslicking!

Wait, are u a Nigerian or an Indian? your grammatic expression seems illogical! looks like u are translating mothers tongue to English language.
Away from that, the truth remains that nothing good come easy! half bread is better than none, Npower job has affected lives & a lot of Nigeria welcome it well. 30k is better than nothing, if u think other juicy jobs in federal public sectors are not for poor Nigeria, think about those who has gotten this job in a plater of gold. don't 4get, Rome was not built in a day. the problems with today youth is that, they want to build heaven & health in a day without going through any stress. i presume u are one of such person.

handsomeclouds:

I'm not sure of that. Those I know who filled that form got shamed in the end. Till now I still make jest of them.
Back to the question, if the government really wants us to correct the ills in the public service, they should start by expanding the coverage of Npower, what stops us from working in ministries and parastatals... The likes of CBN is meant for their children while we are to be correcting ills with a stipend of 30k that can't even cater for my weekly needs.

If you like say I don't appreciate it.. Their children in CBN, NDIC and other...getting job through the back door aren't better than average Nigerians

I laugh in Spanish... I have lost faith in this administration, the only person I support is my Fashola, others are just birds of a feather!

ungreatful man spilling trash & cabbage! many Nigerian are striving for this opportunity & u are condemning it! pls just pay your 30k monthly stipend to federal treasury every month, then i will see u as a hero!

naptu2:


https://www.nairaland.com/362872/new-era-word-censorship-nairaland

too late bro! Nairaland is no longer interesting since the Advent of censorship of words. I already move on. i gat more interesting platform more interacting than NL.

Thanks!

naptu2:


Are you new to Nairaland?

Read rule 15 before you reply.

your reply is helpless! the post u just reply Has been there 4 a long tym!

McSterling:
Yeah, he identified as Igala. Actually, Nzam seems to have a combination of both Igbo and Igala people or perhaps the Igalas in Nzam have been most influenced by the Igbos. Check out this link:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nzam

true talk! Nzam people ara half Igbo & half igala because Nzam is even close to argulleri which is predominantly Igbo speaking community. it's only igbedor community that speak more of igala! i served as a NYSC youth coper in anambra west! i was fun, i really missed igbedor!

out of all that was said in the interview, the OP can only bring out the caption! what's NL becoming this day now
no wonder, nairaland forum is tag as a platform where people perpetrate fake news....

olosho!

Has anybody ever imagine the joy you find yourself, when you eventually make your safes times 4 your initial saves. Bitcoin is the miracle.

shegfun:
For those that got an sms text but you didn't get the post you applied for, please kindly send your email through my WhatsApp 08055935369, thanks.

mr shegfun , i received an email stating my date to be 15th AUGUST, 2017. hope its in order, cos every post i have seen so far, date was within July...thanks!

rakab1:
I also received an invitation for the aptitude test. But I'm confused because I think something is fishy. The message does not contain name of applicant and login details and it also says that enquiries should be made via a whats app number. I tried contacting the number on whats app and the guy is telling me that details will be posted on Facebook few days to the test. I'm really thinking twice about it. Try contacting the whats app number in the email that was sent and see what he'll have to tell you

i got same msg, initially i thought it was a job scam, but when check the address of the sender, i realise that its genuine. better still, applicant details was missing,:I'm still in doubts, till i receive further clarifications.

yeah.....i got same!

kfrosh:
Okay! We have noticed you. Thank you but your opinion is not needed.

a stray dog hardly here the whistle of its Master!

more...

see attach...

CROWNWEALTH019:
out of over 180m people, na only magu fit do the work


buhari na crayfish

and u bi STuck FiSh
u blind 2see that magu has achieved alot

TippyTop:
Sagay has reduced himself to the likes of charge and bail lawyer, he should be treated like one.

will u Shot the trap! your comment is the reason new Nigeria still find herself where we are today!

nija.....land of possibilities. wia accused is set free & innocent is punished

Bridget95:
rethink on what? rethink on being cowed by unlettered elements who believe in killing unarmed people?

no body kill anyone bro . army will deal with any Biafra or massob

mayoor15:
Magu has been on saraki case for years now, it didn't start 2015 and won't end except Magu leaves that post, I want things to get messier I swear, let EFCC scatter them, let them jail their families. I just pray Buhari leaves Magu or makes him the deputy and assigned to pursue those thieves calling themselves politicians

its saraki that needed to be prosecuted not magu

DerideGull:


Please shut the hell up. What obtained in north-east is not a war or even a police action. A mere insurgency cannot be compared to Nigeria/Biafra war. I do not know why certain fools always try to solicit for insignificant favor.

I guess u are not born then, otherwise u will rather advice Biafra to rethink their agitation

cktheluckyman:

So someone who failed screening should be allowed to continue to function as EFCC chairman?

a corrupt SP shed be allow to flood the space as an example? since magu open saraki case

searchng4love:

Unless you can quote the section of the Constitution that forbids him from wearing it. If not kindly use the attached rope.. #nooffeinse

back to sender I gat better things to lay my hands on

#u can go hug transformer for all I care

searchng4love:

Ok. Just let him wear the freaking uniform.

only if u can quote the section of the constitution that support that. otherwise , u can lip-seal.
#no offence here