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Business / Re: Fake News Alert: CBN Denies Selling FX To BDCs At ₦‎1,001/$1 by misterjosh(m): 8:00pm On Apr 18
Why did it now take forever for them to address this. undecided undecided
Politics / Re: ₦‎30 Billion Palliatives: I Hold You In High Esteem - Akpabio To Governors by misterjosh(m): 3:44pm On Feb 27
You have just said absolutely nothing angry
Politics / Re: 10 African Countries With The Highest Debts To The IMF by misterjosh(m): 4:04pm On Dec 08, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Despite being the largest economy in Africa, we are barely indebted to IMF. This is impressive. I reckon this was the forex support we got from the IMF during the covid 19 pandemic but today our economy is in surplus and our GDP keeps increasing quarter on quarter.

Below is the current data on Nigerian economy, Q3, 2023 as shared by Statisense


✅Q3 2023 GDP growth rate at 2.54%.

✅The Oil Sector had it best growth in Q3 2023 since Q1 2020 when it grew by 5.06%.

✅Improved Oil Production capacity, achieving the best output in Sept at 1.390 mbpd.

✅Achieved Trade surplus of ₦1.89 trillion in Q3 2023 and ₦3.52 trillion in 9months, Exports > Imports.

✅Stock Market performance of +38.1% Year Till Date.

✅FG surpassed its Revenue target of ₦8.283 trillion as at Sept 2023, achieving ₦8.653 trillion, a 4.5% above expectation.

✅Effective tax collection with CIT at +121% of its target and VAT at +11% (2023).

#Statisense
(NBS, OPEC, Budget Office)

https://twitter.com/StatiSense/status/1732148735746900053?t=GDJDpXxhrGJvUFgCmjN4lA&s=1


The naysayers, unpatriotic elements, criminal defamers, cyberbullies and liars will not see these milestones nor benefit from the progress we are making.

Ghana and Egypt no try at all. Ghana is particularly a very bad case given that 56% of her total debt were forgiven around 2002, it's today back in serious debt, economic quagmire and even unable to pay its debt. It's now offering to pay debt with gold and cocoa.

Nigeria is in great,steady, competent and patriotic hands. Dangote Refinery is to start production soon, dry farming to ramp up our wheat, massive electricity projects on going, subsidy off, end to the use of our hard earned forex to defend a USD being overvalued by the street/unpatriotic speculators and a brilliant team headed by President Bola Ahmed Tinubu!

All the enemies of Nigeria ti keran and will lose las las. They always lose.God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!





Continue twerking cheesy grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: IDF Surgically Strikes Residence Of Senior Hamas Terrorist. ( Pics) by misterjosh(m): 6:53pm On Dec 03, 2023
Truly surgical

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Business / Re: Nigeria Is World’s Best Kept Secret In Terms Of Investments, Returns – Dangote by misterjosh(m): 9:29pm On Nov 11, 2023
grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Kogi Governor Yahaya Bello's Security Detail & Soldiers Clash At Checkpoint by misterjosh(m): 2:54pm On Oct 26, 2023
Only you, them attack you at 3 different checkpoints... Well done.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Airstrikes Kill Jehad Mheisen, Hamas' Head Of National Security Forces by misterjosh(m): 10:21pm On Oct 19, 2023
These people really ain't joking around.
Politics / Re: Presidency Withdraws Statement On Tinubu As First African Leader To Ring NASDAQ by misterjosh(m): 7:49am On Sep 23, 2023
Ngelielie on the beat once again
Sports / Re: NPFL Clubs To Slug It Out For Dozy Mmobuosi/npfl Super Cup Star Prize Of N1.5bn by misterjosh(m): 4:45pm On Apr 26, 2023
Waoh this is hugeeeeee.
Hope eventual participants and champion put the money to good use. Also not forgetting to reward players accordingly.
Properties / Re: 7-Floor Collapsed Building In Banana Island Was Unapproved - MPPUD Lagos by misterjosh(m): 6:49pm On Apr 14, 2023
What kind of lawless society this sef
Politics / Re: INEC Deliberately Withheld Uploading Presidential Election Results On IREV – Lai by misterjosh(m): 10:48am On Apr 05, 2023
This lieyawn has awoken again. Thought he had retired from his trademark activity.

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Sports / Re: Osimhen Wins Serie A Player Of The Month Award For February by misterjosh(m): 8:21am On Mar 10, 2023
Nicely done

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Business / Re: Video Of Nigerians Arriving CBN Office With Sacks Of Old ₦‎500 And ₦‎1,000 Notes by misterjosh(m): 10:27am On Feb 17, 2023
Hmmm, we're now getting to see those who gained from kidnapping, and other acts of terrors come out with their proceeds.
Business / Re: Are Old Notes Still Accepted In Your Area? by misterjosh(m): 7:46am On Feb 11, 2023
wasiubello:
How is old note been treated in your area? Are shops, filling station or banks accepting it?

Here in Isheri axis of Ogun state, everyone is rejecting it including shops, banks, filling station, supermarket etc

Which bank did you visit before 6:23 am?

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Crime / Re: Surulere Unrest: Lagos Police Declares Tajudeen Olanrewaju Bakare Wanted by misterjosh(m): 4:53pm On Feb 02, 2023
These are obviously not the guns were saw been brandished in that video...
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Rescued Atiku When Obasanjo Wanted To Roast Him Like Goat Meat (Video) by misterjosh(m): 8:46pm On Jan 30, 2023
Of what relevance is now all these...
Politics / Re: Tinubu: Buhari Tackling Problems Others Ran From by misterjosh(m): 11:40am On Jan 29, 2023
Confused baba.
Travel / Re: Drone View Of The Ado Bus Terminal Built By Fayemi by misterjosh(m): 8:05am On Jan 18, 2023
Bus terminal na legacy project. Nawa oo, very low bar.
Sports / Re: Diego Simeone to leave Atletico Madrid at the end of the season - Reports by misterjosh(m): 12:46pm On Jan 10, 2023
Baba done try. It's not easy competing in same league as heavyweights such as Real and Barca, and still win some trophies over them.
Politics / Re: APC Admits Oyetola, Others Took Away Official Vehicles After Approval by misterjosh(m): 8:24am On Dec 04, 2022
What nonsense talk. angry angry angry
Politics / Re: Lagos Moves Fast To Build $2.5 Billion 4th Mainland Bridge by misterjosh(m): 8:03am On Nov 29, 2022
Sasi54:
This country has be made to lead the rest of the World.Accept it or not, this is what is going to happen. This I have seen!

Joker undecided
Politics / Re: Lagos Govt, Drivers Meeting Continues Friday, Strike Persists by misterjosh(m): 5:14pm On Nov 03, 2022
This strike should have happened a long time ago. Well better late than never.
Sports / Re: RB Liepzig Sack Coach Tedesco, Assistant Coaches by misterjosh(m): 2:05pm On Sep 07, 2022
Ok
Politics / Re: MC Oluomo's Men Sing His Praises At Unveiling Of New Uniform by misterjosh(m): 3:01pm On Sep 02, 2022
Just like putting lipstick on a pig lipsrsealed
Culture / Re: Paramount Ruler Of Iwoland Spotted Clearing Bushes In His Community (Video) by misterjosh(m): 8:15am On Aug 25, 2022
... and so... undecided undecided
Politics / Re: Members Of New Security Outfit Demonstrate How They’ll Handle Bandits In Benue by misterjosh(m): 4:04pm On Aug 12, 2022
Same bandits that carry gun... Unah well done o undecided undecided
Politics / Re: Former Governors Dariye And Nyame Released From Prison (photos) by misterjosh(m): 6:20pm On Aug 08, 2022
This country is just a joke.
Politics / Re: El-Rufai, APC Stakeholders Wade In As Mass Defections Rock Northern States by misterjosh(m): 3:05pm On Jul 28, 2022
The writing has been on the wall ever since.
Those northern elites will rather support their own, than an "outsider".
Politics / Re: Abiodun Declares A State Of Emergency On The Lagos-Sango Ota-Abeokuta Road by misterjosh(m): 2:57pm On Jul 24, 2022
Be like outcome of Osun state elections done make some of these governor's wake up... Hope it doesn't end up being "initial gragra".

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Politics / Re: Port Harcourt Refinery Begins Refining Of 60,000 Barrels Per Day In 2023 by misterjosh(m): 9:28pm On Jul 23, 2022
I pray o
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Launches Football Academy by misterjosh(m): 6:13pm On Jun 30, 2022
paulolee:

swears man...the men are more interested in building hotels and recreational spaces...all na investment sha but we need sporting ones
Sport academies can be very profitable also. Taking into consideration when their products go professional. It's all about drafting the right contracts.

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