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Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by xynerio(m): 10:37am On Oct 02, 2009 |
We use to contribute in the bank whenever a staff relative died or sometimes when a staff is seriously sick. It has been happening since I came to that bank. We never knew that one of our security has been thinking of how to make money with that means. One day he came to our Head of Operation's office with a sad look and when she ask him what the problem is he said he will be leaving the bank for one week to bury his mother in-law. As the normal thing to do in the bank our H.O.P informed all the staff about the bad news and a lady who is also a staff brought out a list(that was her part in d contribution) going from office to office to collect money. We gathered up to N50,000 and gave it to him the next day. One week later he came back and told us all that happened. For like 5 months he forgot that he had given such excuse before, I believe he was broke and needed money badly. He came to our H.O.P office again with a sad look and when she asked him what the problem is, he had forgotten he had given an excuse of burial. He told her again ''madam my mother in-law is dead and I want to bury her since am her only daughter's husband''. My H.O.P was stunned and asked him'' how many mother in-law do u have? Where you not the one that said ur mother in-law died 5 months ago?'' and the man replied ''ehhh, I no no oh'' we all laugh our head off. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by candylips(m): 12:18pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
hahah na God catch am 1 Like |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by clemcykul(f): 12:35pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
lol 1 Like |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by busybody20: 12:44pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
xynerio: lol he should have said his 2nd mother in law that he had two wives now. . . |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by tytylayor: 12:47pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
omgeeeeeeeeeee! tell me dis is not a joke 1 Like |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by Mrblazer(m): 2:00pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
@tytylayor. No is not a joke it is romantic. Are u blind to know that this is a joke section? |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by Ben13: 2:17pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
see this one o. . . u no fear sha |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by tytylayor: 2:27pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
no be him mouth hin use tlk, so i no blame am @newbie, u don kolo sha, who coronate u? ask for direction b4 u miss road o |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by Ben13: 2:59pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
the newbie don scatter the whole romance section with threads |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by Mrblazer(m): 3:22pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
Who is the newbie? You watch your outflow of saliva. |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by tytylayor: 3:44pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
lest it fall on ur dried skull, tnx |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by Ben13: 4:01pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
na the same newbie be that? helep me tell am to shift. |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by Mrblazer(m): 4:22pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
Your guys are knaves. |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by romsky: 4:27pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
blazer |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by tytylayor: 4:31pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
jacket |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by Ben13: 4:47pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
the guy na swimmer ni? |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by sylve11: 4:49pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
sharap! no be u? |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by candylips(m): 4:54pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
sebi nayour great great greatest aunt them find for ethopia recently |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by xynerio(m): 7:28pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
Who are u refering to? |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by bashydemy(m): 8:28pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
sylve |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by D1KeleVra(m): 10:56am On Oct 03, 2009 |
bash ali |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by sylve11: 11:26am On Oct 03, 2009 |
Mohammed better 1 Like |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by dani1luv: 2:03pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
Babalawo nnko? |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by romsky: 3:44pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
Babalawo ko Babalola ni |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by dani1luv: 4:00pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
childish talk! |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by romsky: 4:13pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
pele gianpa |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by sylve11: 4:29pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
tutlrss giapa |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by candylips(m): 5:33pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
kai una don come piss for this thread |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by dani1luv: 5:42pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
Abeg drink the piss |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by candylips(m): 5:43pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
piss |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by dani1luv: 5:49pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
Yes piss Nor be you post am first |
Re: Burial Contribution In The Bank Turn Bad. by candylips(m): 6:18pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
na una piss for this thread na |
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