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Seun (m)
Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« on: June 03, 2005, 02:30 PM »

Ok, this is yet another forum game I just dreamed up.  The object of the game is to say something funny about people of the opposite sex.

If you're male, your response must begin with the word "Women ..."

If you're female, your response must begin with the word "Men ..."

Every response must be just one sentence long, and a response by a man must be followed by a response by a woman and vice versa.  Remember, you're supposed to say something funny and perhaps negative about the opposite sex.
Seun (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #1 on: June 03, 2005, 02:32 PM »

Women take hours to get dressed in the morning.
Just Blaze (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #2 on: June 03, 2005, 02:52 PM »

Women claim there's no problem while it;s written all over her face " I've got Issues to complain about"
jogego (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #3 on: June 03, 2005, 03:12 PM »

Quote from: Just Blaze on June 03, 2005, 02:52 PM
Women claim there's no problem while it;s written all over her face " I've got Issues to complain about"


 Huh I thot the idea was for it to be a turn by turn thing? Men,women,men,women and on and on
Seun (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #4 on: June 03, 2005, 03:15 PM »

Exactly.  So at this point we men must allow two women to post before allowing any other man.
tayotina (f)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #5 on: June 03, 2005, 04:01 PM »

Men would always think of the next hole to screw, no matter what!!!! Tongue
jummy79 (f)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #6 on: June 03, 2005, 04:04 PM »

Men are bad at responding to emails in a timely manner.
Angelgal (f)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #7 on: June 03, 2005, 04:05 PM »

Men would take you for granted when you end up showing them how muh you love them.
Seun (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #8 on: June 03, 2005, 04:08 PM »

Women ignore nice guys to go after bad guys, then complain when they are treated badly.
Angelgal (f)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #9 on: June 03, 2005, 04:16 PM »

Men tend to go for the bad girls too when they are sowing their wild oats...but when it comes to taking a girl home to meet Mama....he looks for a saint
Just Blaze (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #10 on: June 03, 2005, 04:18 PM »

It must be ok for a guy to reply now right?

Women need constant assurance that they are beautiful... Insecurity come to mind ...
demmy (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #11 on: June 03, 2005, 04:25 PM »

Women you can't live with them. You can't ship them to Iran.
Seun (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #12 on: June 03, 2005, 04:28 PM »

Women deliberately wear skimpy wears, but they're embarrased when men start staring at the exposed 'goods' or want to have a feel.

I think I can see what's happening here.  The women love us just as we are!
Angelgal (f)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #13 on: June 03, 2005, 04:30 PM »

Men are like big babies...they love attention too!
Seun (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #14 on: June 03, 2005, 04:34 PM »

Women don't understand themselves, yet they expect men to understand them!
dominobaby (f)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #15 on: June 03, 2005, 04:43 PM »

Men are deceitful! Tongue
Just Blaze (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #16 on: June 03, 2005, 04:44 PM »

women are too emotional
tayotina (f)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #17 on: June 03, 2005, 05:04 PM »

Men are the same everywhere - THEY ARE LIARS
mosiate (f)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #18 on: June 03, 2005, 05:06 PM »

Men,they are not emotional,at all.
Just Blaze (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #19 on: June 03, 2005, 05:07 PM »

Women, some are too materialistic...
mosiate (f)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #20 on: June 03, 2005, 05:13 PM »

Men they not faithful.
Seun (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #21 on: June 03, 2005, 05:19 PM »

Women claim that men are unfaithful, but when a man cheats against his woman is it not another woman he is sleeping with?
dominobaby (f)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #22 on: June 03, 2005, 05:54 PM »

Men are to be dropped like a pack of cards when they become  unfaithful.
diakim (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #23 on: June 03, 2005, 06:03 PM »

Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears. Grin
ezinne1212 (f)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #24 on: June 04, 2005, 11:15 AM »

 Men claim strength when most are content to be weak and lazy.
Allenpowered (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #25 on: June 04, 2005, 01:20 PM »

Women feel men have them on their minds all the time, a wrong notion!  (I can't shout!)
legry (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #26 on: June 04, 2005, 02:59 PM »

Women are hornier than men (You people are driving me crazy)
Chigszy (f)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #27 on: June 04, 2005, 04:56 PM »

(Thought that women are hard to understand but)

Men are even more complicated than women; they are full of drama.
Seun (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #28 on: June 04, 2005, 05:01 PM »

Women talk too much!
mamba (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #29 on: June 04, 2005, 05:41 PM »

Women enjoy sex more than men do. ( if not, why do they moan & speak in tongues)
Ra (f)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #30 on: June 06, 2005, 10:28 AM »

Men can be so insensitive!
Seun (m)
Re: Battle of the Sexes - Males vs. Females
« #31 on: June 06, 2005, 10:38 AM »

Women can be so difficult to please Tongue.
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