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|Politics / Re: Why We Seized Turai’s Land - Minister by Novice1(m): 10:55am On May 04|
floriana: God prepared men-o-pause for men. Women stole it and began using it even without changing the name to women-o-pause. Now menopause has become a big problem among women. That is why you have these two Yeye women who have hit menopause fighting publicly over stolen property.
I dont think Patience has hit menopause. She just looks too obese to enjoy $ex
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|Politics / Re: Dickson To Amaechi:“If You Want To Be Leader Of Opposition, Go To Opposition” by Novice1(m): 7:44pm On Apr 25|
his nostrils look like the wings of a 747 on takeoff
|Politics / Re: Exxonmobil To Construct 500MW Power Plant In Akwa Ibom by Novice1(m): 2:29pm On Apr 25|
It is not an evil decree.
It is just the nature of the way things are done in Nigeria. Check out all the previous promises of jonathan and preceding governments.
And your fire? Well, your interpretation of my statement says it all: you are a delusional zombie.
|Politics / Re: Exxonmobil To Construct 500MW Power Plant In Akwa Ibom by Novice1(m): 1:09pm On Apr 25|
Why is always " FG to do this, Mobil will do that"? and Never "FG has launched this, fg has finished that"?
MArk my words, the project will be on paper in the next 5 yrs.
If it is the Exxonmobil I know, the only projects they give priority are ones which involve accelerating oil exploitation.
The know our people are corrupt, so they know how to promise and drag their feet, while oil extraction goes on 24/7.
|Phones / Re: Saka 'Ported' From Etisalat To MTN: The True Story Emerges by Novice1(m): 10:54pm On Apr 24|
Consumers are usually lured into shitty and/or dubious products and services by expensive advertising.
It is a global phenomenon
|Foreign Affairs / Re: Canada Foils 'major Terrorist Attack' by Novice1(m): 10:03pm On Apr 22|
Put sentiments aside. Where in Nigeria do you think people are ready to give tips to the police?
If the citizens have confidence in the police to fight crime, will they resort to frequent lynchings of suspects?
How many have gotten into trouble for ratting out criminals to the police?
AND AND AND.... How many of those policemen are actually not in cahoots with criminals?
|Foreign Affairs / Re: Canada Foils 'major Terrorist Attack' by Novice1(m): 9:39pm On Apr 22|
TechyGuy: Following the news and like that of Boston, the people once again collaborated with security operatives to thwart the plot. If only our security operatives get the kind of support from the communities where terrorists have thrived in Nigeria, the security challenges would have been subdued.
You don't get that kind of support from the community when you traumatise them even more than BH.
|Celebrities / Re: Dagrin: 3 Years After by Novice1(m): 3:42pm On Apr 22|
yuzedo: Dagrin: The boy whose death eclipsed that of a nation's president..........
yeah, at least in your mind............
|Politics / Re: Why Don't We Have BBC Igbo Or Yoruba Service by Novice1(m): 4:13am On Apr 12|
Idokojimmy: The continued usage of BBC Hausa service by bokoharam as a conduit for information transmission has excited me Curiosity. Why don't we have the BBC service in Yoruba,or Igbo language. Or is there an agreement between the north and UK authority? What is the rationale behind this move and what does it take to spread same across the three ethnic group?
It has a long history and you are obviously too young to know. Go and look into Nigerian history, especially the late colonial to early independence days.
|Health / Re: The Essence Of Deworming Your Child. by Novice1(m): 1:10am On Apr 03|
Nice try, Zentel marketers!!!
|Politics / Re: Nigerian Killed By Gangstars In Malaysia(picture) by Novice1(m): 2:48pm On Mar 31|
The get-rich-quick guys are giving us a bad rap
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|Car Talk / Re: Benz Vs Honda: Head On Collision! by Novice1(m): 5:55pm On Mar 27|
The repair cost of the Benz is still gonna be higher than that of the Honda
|Politics / Re: Remodelled Mallam Aminu Kano Airport (Pictures) by Novice1(m): 6:12pm On Mar 18|
CFCfan: Tape-cutting ceremony: From left; George Uriesi, FAAN MD; Lamido Sanusi Lamido, CBN Governor; Senator Hope Uzodinma, Chairman, Senate Committee on Aviation; and Mrs Stella Oduah, Minister of Aviation.
Meeehhn. Stella looks hot in that hijab.
|Business / Re: Federal Government Import Prohibition List by Novice1(m): 5:12pm On Mar 18|
Sisi_Kill: A better title would have been - List of Goods that will incur increase in Customs Bribe Rates.
Haha. Tru to that.
|Politics / Re: Northern Elite Express Fear Over Drone Base In Niger by Novice1(m): 6:23pm On Mar 15|
PehaKaso: Yes..............it is time 2 finish off Northern Nigeria America carry goooo
And u think you will be spared? Bros, think in 3d.
|Politics / Re: Reasons Why "My Oga At The Top" Jokes Must Stop. by Novice1(m): 6:13pm On Mar 15|
acidtalk: Most graduates who are having a filled day mocking the man cannot speak or write better if given the opportunity,
|Politics / Re: Press TV Iran Chases US Drone Over Persian Gulf by Novice1(m): 6:09pm On Mar 15|
These morafakin yankees came from thousands of miles away and claim they are there for "commitment to the security of the region" While raising unnecessary tensions.
Are all the killings in Iraq, Afganistan, et al not enough?
|Celebrities / Re: Robbers Break Into Nkem Owoh’s House In Enugu by Novice1(m): 10:33pm On Mar 12|
I wasnt reporting in a newspaper as a professional journalist. I am not paid to report news.
But to see pedestrian grammatical/spelling nuggets sneak through the series of editorial layers in a publishing house is nauseating.
|Investment / Re: Zenith Bank Will Increase Dividend By 30% To N1.50 Per Share by Novice1(m): 10:28pm On Mar 12|
Tired of their scams.
|Politics / Re: Pictures Of The Remodelled Benin Airport by Novice1(m): 10:25pm On Mar 12|
Sincere 9gerian: http://fmi.gov.ng/nggt-edo-fg-upgrades-benin-airport-to-service-400-passengers/
Wht is it always about the person? So a person doing his/her duty for which he receives pay becomes news?
Psycophancy is the bane of Nigeria
|NYSC / Re: Corper Decamped For Refusing To Wear Trousers by Novice1(m): 10:04pm On Mar 12|
Democracy, in part, ensures mutual respect for people's beliefs and basic personal freedoms.
The NYSC law ( or decree, edict or whatever) should serve the people and not the other way round.
|Politics / Re: Photo Of President Jonathan In Borno With A Sword by Novice1(m): 6:51pm On Mar 07|
aminho: President Jonathan arriving maiduguri airport
he looks better in white babanriga than in that clownish ND outfit
|Nairaland / General / Re: Lagos New Trend Of Traffic Robbery by Novice1(m): 6:51pm On Mar 04|
When Nigerians are allowed to legally carry concealed weapons, these opportunistic robberies will stop
|Politics / Re: Nigeria In 2050 (pictures) by Novice1(m): 4:16am On Feb 27|
It is good to dream, but let us dream sensible dreams.
|Politics / Re: Nigeria Losing Ground In Oil World by Novice1(m): 4:08am On Feb 27|
The earlier the better...... we need to come back to our senses
|Investment / Re: Zenith Bank Will Increase Dividend By 30% To N1.50 Per Share by Novice1(m): 2:01pm On Feb 26|
Nice try,Zenith public affairs. You are not parting me with my naira. Zenith shares my foot!!!
|Politics / Re: Reps Reject Motion To Ban Alcohol Sale by Novice1(m): 4:34pm On Feb 15|
Never knew we have so many drunkards in Nairaland. Now this explains all the puerile posts we see here everyday.
|Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Judge Fired For Falling Asleep In Court by Novice1(m): 4:57pm On Feb 04|
Se dem dey sack people wey dey sleep on duty?
|Politics / Re: Picture Of President Jonathan In Aso Rock Villa by Novice1(m): 11:57am On Jan 26|
He looks clownish in an all-black outfit. OR somebody in bereavement. and that funny cap to match.
Even Ghaddafi will be amazed by GEJ's wardrobe preference
|Foreign Affairs / Re: Video Of French Air Strike In Mali by Novice1(m): 4:48pm On Jan 17|
Movingcoil: y ar dz muslims supporting this islamists terrorists? Am stil confused why why why, the french are bombing the islamists terrorists not innocent people or are they innocent people?
And how do you define the T- word? must every fighter remotely linked to Islam bear that brand? Must Islam's name be mentioned in the T- title?
-Why was Brevik (who killed close to 100 people in Norway) not a Christian T?
-Why was the guy who rammed a taxi into a plane on the tarmac at Calabar airport and claimed he was sent by Jesus not called a T by the media?
-Recently a guy killed 20 defenseless children (nay babies) and their five teachers in an elemntary school, and his official title from the media was not a T.
-John Holmes opened fire in a theatre in Aurora last year, killing a number of moviegoers, and he was not branded the T-word.
The only time you hear the T-word is when a muslim is involved. International conspiracy to identify the Noble religion with the bad acts of a few people, mostly ignorant of the the Religion's teachings.
And follow-follow guys like you are ignorantly echoing the global obfuscation of our intellects by the Capitalist Military-Industrial Machine.
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