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Autos / Re: Innoson Has Started Manufacturing Heavy Duty Trucks From The New Plant (Video) by Novice1(m): 2:32pm On Mar 21
Truck wey go scatter in 2 months.

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Autos / Re: We Buy Used Inverter Batteries And UPS Batteries by Novice1(m): 2:41pm On Mar 20
how much do you buy 12v 220ah tubular with some minimal life still left in them?
Politics / Re: Soldiers Tricked Us Into A Hall Then Opened Fire, Okuama Residents Speak by Novice1(m): 11:20am On Mar 20
"We want the government to come to our rescue"

The same government whose soldiers you killed, unprovoked, in cold blood.
Politics / Re: "Nigeria Reaping The Benefits Of Reform" - Ministry Of Information by Novice1(m): 11:00am On Feb 26
All are powerpoint achievements.

What has the common man gained?
higher fuel prices
higher $$$ exchange rate
Astronomical rise in prices of commodities
Food scarcity

insensitive government
Travel / Re: Lagos Beats Dubai, Miami, Ranked 19th Out Of 50 Best Cities In 2024 (list) by Novice1(m): 12:51pm On Jan 25
I laugh in Agbero
Politics / Re: Bayo Onanuga: Tinubu Has No Plan To Move Nigeria's Capital To Lagos by Novice1(m): 3:44pm On Jan 24
These are all childish reasons.
Otherwise move min of commerce to kano and minstry of agriculture to benue.
Thn move min of trade and industry to Onitsha

Lagos is already a hell hole; too overcrowded.
Why not move nimasa to port harcourt.
Open up ph, warri and calabar ports

Lagos is too overcrowded; choking nigeria's economy.
and the madafakas still want everything in lagos.
They think the whole nigeria begins and ends in lagos.
look at his slowpoke talking about aviation activities in lagos
the first plane to land in nigeria landed in kano.

Even other south westerners are complaining of concentrationg everything in lagos

Death to lagos; develop other parts of the country too.

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Politics / Re: Terrorists Take Over Several Communities In Niger State, Set Up Toll Gate by Novice1(m): 11:42am On Jan 03
Thunder fire you.

You dey adevrtise your service, you still get mind to be castigating people.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Plans To Flood Gaza Tunnels With Seawater – Report by Novice1(m): 5:23pm On Dec 05, 2023
Islie:


https://dailytrust.com/israel-plans-to-flood-gaza-tunnels-with-seawater-report/
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"Terrorist Israel to flood gaza and sabotage civilian water supplies."

Your day will come, Zionists.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 90,000 Schoolgirls Aged 10 To 19 Fall Pregnant In 2023 - South African Minister by Novice1(m): 9:10am On Dec 01, 2023
SonOfaRichman:
South African teens are the most sexually corrupt, just behind the ones from Northern Nigeria.
Those ones just 100 naira, they raise hijab, and allow you slide in, the married older ones are even worse.

They get pregnant and liter the streets with unwanted children, aka (almajiri)

You see a boy that doesn't even have 1000 naira in a bank getting married to over 4 wives and divorcing like it's a game.

I can't wait for Naija to be devided.
I hate those terrorist!

See whos talking!!!!!!

Wonders go never end

everyone knows the northern girls are the most well behaved and chaste

unlike baby factory products you have in your region

where a boy who just ran into illegal millions will start to measure height with his father.

the spoilers of nigeria

aka developers
Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla 2007 Model Red Colour (tokunbo Standard)��� by Novice1(m): 2:25pm On Nov 22, 2023
`na this old and painted car you call "tokunbo standard"?

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Family / Re: 4 Weeks After Kano Mass Wedding, Bride Yet To Move To Groom’s House by Novice1(m): 10:22am On Nov 16, 2023
Padipadi:
They are trying to normalize their decayed system.
Why arrange marriage for people that aren't financially capable of feeding themselves not to talk of raising kids?
Why use a religious that has fault to package your culture?
A religion that believes in child marriage, putting children under clerics to learn arabic when such child can be in formal school to learn that same arabic, maths, commerce, art and science?
The north is a shameless region destined for more woes if they don't get positive reforms.
They ll collect tax on alcoholic drinks and still go and destroy them. Isn't that thiefrry?
They banned prostitution but there are still coded prostitute den, gay clubs, alcoholic drinks selling bars for their elites? What a balablue hypocritic society!
Their rich ll keep milking the poor's breast dry.

rantings of baby factory product.
Travel / Re: Abuja Airport Shut Down As Aircraft Overshoots Runway (Pictures/Video) by Novice1(m): 10:24am On Nov 13, 2023
this is pilot recklessness. he should be able to estimate space that is enough for his aircraft. suspend his licence for 3 years
Travel / Re: United Airlines De-boards Unruly Passenger At Lagos Airport by Novice1(m): 12:09pm On Oct 11, 2023
Hanty been think say na Oshodi Park.

Or Upper Iweka for Onitsha.

Respect the rules of the airline industry or GTFO.

Go find the nearest night bus for Jibowu.x

Gra gra no dey work for airplane.
Crime / Re: ASP Vandi: Police Officer Who Shot Bolanle Raheem Sentenced To death by Novice1(m): 1:50pm On Oct 09, 2023
Case is quick because it involves a member of the judiciary, and involves noisy and vocal lagos lawyers.

If the victim was an ordinary plaintain seller in Benue or a keke rider in Zamfara or a POS agent in Calabar, the case will be in the courts till 2050.

But sha we move on. This is a win for the justice system.

Frustrated policemen, leave the ordinary person and carry your frustration go meet IG or Police commission or presidency.

Remain to carry out the sentence in full public view.

Peace!!!!!
Autos / Re: Mercedes-benz Sprinter 2003 White. Only 2 Left. Hurry! by Novice1(m): 2:49pm On Oct 03, 2023
What are U selling here? Vehicle, or rust?
Or *Rust* with a side of vehicle.
Politics / Re: Zachary Maduka Beheaded In His Home, Killers Take Away Head by Novice1(m): 11:13am On Sep 14, 2023
Zonefree:
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Must be those monstrous herdsmen terrorising that area. That got a settlement few kilometres from uturu.

Herdsmen kee u there.

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Politics / Re: Nnpc's Kyari In Desperate Bid To Retain Seat, Proposes Ipo by Novice1(m): 10:18pm On Sep 06, 2023
JohnnA1:
Mele Kyari's time on that sit is ALMOST UP!

the man is daily trying to warm his way into the new government
Politics / Re: Nnpc's Kyari In Desperate Bid To Retain Seat, Proposes Ipo by Novice1(m): 3:37pm On Sep 06, 2023
JohnnA1:
Mele Kyari's time on that sit is ALMOST UP!

The man has been running pillar to post looking for tenure extension. He has become Tinubus handbag everywhere.

KYARI MUST GO!!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: Nnpc's Kyari In Desperate Bid To Retain Seat, Proposes Ipo by Novice1(m): 3:15pm On Sep 06, 2023
Akinboboz:
Ok nah.

I tell you
Politics / Re: NNPC OVERDUE FOR DRASTIC SHAKE-UP by Novice1(m): 3:01pm On Sep 06, 2023
aha
Politics / Re: Nnpc's Kyari In Desperate Bid To Retain Seat, Proposes Ipo by Novice1(m): 2:57pm On Sep 06, 2023
Can you imagine
Politics / Nnpc's Kyari In Desperate Bid To Retain Seat, Proposes Ipo by Novice1(m): 2:57pm On Sep 06, 2023
September 05, (THEWILL) – After prematurely announcing the now stalled $3bn loan from the African Export-Import Bank (Afreximbank), Mele Kyari, the Group Chief Executive Officer of the NNPC Limited, has again, in his desperate bid to remain in office, decided to fast-track an Initial Public Offer (IPO) for the cash strapped corporation, THEWILL can exclusively report.

This is coming as multiple knowledgeable oil industry sources, last weekend, challenged Mr. Kyari’s claim that Nigeria has ramped up crude oil production to about 1.6m barrels daily, dismissing the claim as bogus and unrealistic. Multiple industry players, including an operator contacted by THEWILL, put the actual production at around 1m barrels per day.

“Why are we not seeing increased revenue if indeed the figure Kyari is claiming is true? Our actual oil production is around one million bpd mainly from deepwater assets offshore,” one of the sources, a major player in the oil sector, said.

Glo
Another source in the investment banking community, who spoke to THEWILL anonymously, derisively laughed off the IPO proposition as a “calculated attempt to again embarrass the Tinubu Administration.”

“No market professional would support an NNPC public offering absent a solid due diligence exercise and a total clean up of the corporation’s account,” the source, an investment banker, said, asking not to be identified in this report.

THEWILL can report that the Afreximbank loan stalled because the lender was already over-exposed to the NNPC, which misrepresented the use of proceeds. Kyari had told Afreximbank that they needed the money to augment exploration and production but after the deal was inked, started claiming it was to shore up the value of the naira, a revelation that spooked the other lenders in the syndicate with Afrieximbank leading to a withdrawal of commitments.

THEWILL recalls that a similar development occurred with the financing of the AKK gas pipeline. The NNPC had entered into an agreement with Chinese lenders, with the Federal Government backing the deal with a sovereign guarantee. Unfortunately, the financing fell apart when the Kyari-led NNPC capriciously revoked the oil blocks of Chinese operator, Addax, and in retaliation, the Chinese lenders withdrew from the funding arrangement. The cash-strapped NNPC Limited has expended over $1.2bn of its own money to fund the construction of the pipeline with no visible source of gas and no single off-taker of the gas.

“Everything about the project is based on promises and hope. Meanwhile, NNPC finances are in tatters with debts and poor production from NNPC assets weighing down the corporation,” the source added.

The NNPC, under Kyari, has struggled to keep the country’s oil flowing due to multiple factors including poor management and lack of fresh investments in oil production. The four state-operated refineries remain shut down and have failed to resume operation, missing several deadlines Mr. Kyari and the NNPC had promised.

THEWILL gathered authoritatively that President Bola Tinubu, who is currently in India for the Nigeria-India Presidential Business Forum holding on the sidelines of the G20 meeting in New Delhi, is actively scouting for a replacement for Mr. Kyari, who was appointed by former President Muhammadu Buhari in 2019.

Garba Deen Shehu, the Spokesman of NNPC Limited, did not respond to our phone calls or messages seeking comments for this report.

https://thewillnews.com/exclusive-in-desperate-bid-to-remain-in-office-mele-kyari-fast-tracks-ipo-for-nnpc/

This man's desperation knows no bounds.
Politics / Re: NNPC OVERDUE FOR DRASTIC SHAKE-UP by Novice1(m): 11:20pm On Aug 29, 2023
The Senate yesterday considered and adopted the report of its Committee on Public Accounts which probed the spendings of government agencies using the 2016 audit report.

The report said in 2016, the NNPC delivered crude oil to Warri Refinery and Petrochemical Company (WRPC) and Kaduna Refinery and Petrochemical Company without details of what was delivered to the two firms.

The report, presented by Senator Matthew Urhoghide, said: “From the review and examination of domestic crude oil lifting sales profile presented for audit verification, it was noted that several deliveries were stated to be jointly lifted by or delivered to WRPC and Kaduna Refinery and Petrochemical Company without necessary details or breakdown of what was delivered to respective companies.”

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It said from the examination carried out, a total oil sales value of $376, 655,589 (N102.6bn) was stated to have been lifted jointly by these two companies.

“The failure to properly separate these deliveries and charge directly to each company makes it difficult to reconcile and account for each lifting,” the report added.

The senate adopted the recommendation of committee urging the head of the NNPC to provide specific details of crude delivered to the two refineries for audit.

Meanwhile, the Senate upheld the indictment of 37 MDAs for violation of financial procedure in their spendings

It also resolved to submit the report on the indicted agencies to the Office of the Secretary to the Government of Federation for further action.
Another Kyari scandal
Politics / Re: NNPC OVERDUE FOR DRASTIC SHAKE-UP by Novice1(m): 7:06pm On Aug 29, 2023
Pussycokie45:


Shatap go get a Job

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Politics / Re: NNPC OVERDUE FOR DRASTIC SHAKE-UP by Novice1(m): 10:35pm On Aug 28, 2023
Racoon:

"THE recent intervention launched by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company Limited to help rescue the naira pleased the government but also raised some eyebrows.

While the Federal Government welcomed the NNPC’s announcement that it had secured a $3 billion emergency crude oil repayment loan from the African Export-Import Bank to help “stabilise the naira” and help in reducing petrol prices, analysts fret that the national oil company still operates like a government department despite its recent supposed transition to a fully commercial, profit-oriented firm....."


Here you are. This is how you people always lie without sense while trying to brainwash the gullible.

i Tell you
Politics / Re: NNPC OVERDUE FOR DRASTIC SHAKE-UP by Novice1(m): 8:24pm On Aug 28, 2023
WOW WOW WOW......guys chill and lets discuss the issue at hand
Politics / Re: NNPC OVERDUE FOR DRASTIC SHAKE-UP by Novice1(m): 7:44pm On Aug 28, 2023
Ttalk:
If there's one institution holding this country down, NNPC is number one on the list

That current GMD na epitome of corruption and high handedness. Make he give way for a competent person sha. Four years is enough.
Politics / Re: NNPC OVERDUE FOR DRASTIC SHAKE-UP by Novice1(m): 6:54pm On Aug 28, 2023
bifor nko? that kyari man na devil
Politics / NNPC OVERDUE FOR DRASTIC SHAKE-UP by Novice1(m): 3:10pm On Aug 28, 2023
THE recent intervention launched by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company Limited to help rescue the naira pleased the government but also raised some eyebrows. While the Federal Government welcomed the NNPC’s announcement that it had secured a $3 billion emergency crude oil repayment loan from the African Export-Import Bank to help “stabilise the naira” and help in reducing petrol prices, analysts fret that the national oil company still operates like a government department despite its recent supposed transition to a fully commercial, profit-oriented firm.

President Bola Tinubu should elevate long-term national interest above temporary relief and immediately initiate sweeping reforms in the company.

Fiscal recklessness and lack of accountability have for long reigned at the NNPC, as detailed in multiple reports by domestic and international agencies and via revelations at numerous parliamentary hearings. Its outward makeover last year in line with the provisions of the Petroleum Industry Act mandating its transition from a state corporation to a limited liability enterprise is seen by many analysts to be largely cosmetic. Its long history as a state appendage tied to the whims of the government in power has calcified its state-centric habits.

Nigeria’s economy is truly in crisis: the naira tumbled again on Wednesday to exchange for N900 to US$1.Two weeks earlier, it had traded at N950-N960 to $1, spreading panic in official and business circles and distress among Nigerians. Its earlier rally to N850 to $1 proved short-lived. Similarly, petrol prices had in the last three weeks risen to N590-N620 per litre before receding to N570-N600/litre last week.

Poverty is spreading, so is hunger, and businesses are under daunting stress. Amid vanishing revenues, depleted foreign reserves, huge debt and servicing obligations, the government is understandably, pleased with the NNPC intervention. Help is urgently required to salvage the precarious situation.

For many analysts and this newspaper, however, the deal raises questions. As explained by the Presidency, the loan is a cash loan against proceeds from a limited amount of future crude oil production. It insists that the risk is very low, both for the NNPC and the treasury, and comes with no encumbering sovereign guarantees.

All well and good; but it raises the question whether the government still regards NNPC as a ready Automated Teller Machine as Tinubu once alleged while he was an opposition figure. Some financial sector experts also suggest that such a loan should have been contracted by the Central Bank of Nigeria, the recognised monetary authority, not the NNPC.

Beyond this, Tinubu should not ignore the rot at the NOC, but should wield a big broom. The company is long overdue for transformational overhaul, his coziness with Mele Kyari, the Group CEO, notwithstanding.

There are many things to be uncovered. One is to establish the actual quantity of petrol Nigeria has been importing and for which the NNPC had been unilaterally paying itself subsidy over the years and denying the Federation Account of revenues. In 2022, it made zero remittances, claiming that the government owed it N2.8 trillion. But the Revenue Mobilisation Allocation and Fiscal Commission said the NNPC withheld N8.4 trillion from the treasury.

A 2016 audit report said NNPC failed to properly account for crude it lifted worth N102.6 billion. The Nigerian Extractive Industries Transparency Initiative 2020 report found that N106.9 billion subsidy payments paid by the NNPC in 2020 reflected a huge deficit in accountability.

In 2021, an audit firm, KPMG, indicted NNPC and other revenue generating agencies for underpaying the Federation Account the sum of N526 billion and $21 billion. Another audit by PwC in 2015 discovered that accounting and reconciliation systems for oil revenues by government agencies, including the NNPC, were moribund, inaccurate, and weak. PwC also discovered that $1.48 billion was used for unsubstantiated cost, duplicated subsidy payments and computational errors.

NNPC’s management of its four refineries is scandalous: perpetually making losses, producing nothing, yet, gulping billions for failed Turn Around Maintenance contracts.

Tinubu’s reserving the petroleum ministry portfolio to himself is ill-advised. His predecessors who did the same – Olusegun Obasanjo, and Muhammadu Buhari – left with the industry and their reputations worse off. He should instead appoint a competent, incorruptible technocrat, sweep the current management aside, initiate multiple probes and audits, and begin the radical reform of the wayward NOC.

https://punchng.com/nnpc-overdue-for-drastic-shake-up/
Politics / Re: Troops Foil IPOB/ESN Attack In IMO, Ambush Insurgents In Zamfara by Novice1(m): 10:57am On Aug 23, 2023
Even the big grammar wey dey follow these army statements fit catch bandits self. grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Edu: President Tinubu Is Determined To Lift 133 Million Nigerians Out Of Poverty by Novice1(m): 10:23am On Aug 22, 2023
For sure that your artificial hair will be lifted out of poverty. cool
Politics / Re: Brigadier General Ahmadu Falls, Dies While Running During Physical Training Test by Novice1(m): 9:58am On Aug 22, 2023
Child of hate. Sorry for the pain, bro.
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