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Crime / Re: Man Declared Wanted For Withdrawing N45m Mistakenly Credited Into His Account by Novice1(m): 4:37pm On Nov 23
So many potential thieves in this thread......... why take money that doesnt belong to you because it was wrongly credited to your account? And we still wonder why Nigerians are labelled dishonest.

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Autos / Re: Why Drivers Get Into Accidents by Novice1(m): 9:16am On Nov 12
Mostly impatience...... driving dangerously to gain a few metres or a few secs. After the lightest of crash or fender bender, all the hurry is gone.
Crime / Re: The Day I Was Defrauded At Alade Market by Novice1(m): 7:55am On Sep 10
you weren't defrauded. .....you were out smarted......

Bullshyte. fraud is fraud........ there is no smartness in stealing from a fellow human being of his hard-earned money. They are lower forms of life that cant diffrentiate between right and wrong.
Car Talk / Re: Drive To Stay Alive by Novice1(m): 10:19am On Aug 18
well said
When I was still a learner my driving instructor
Said "no good or bad drivers only living and dead drivers"
As a young guy who has only been driving for 3 years I sometimes feel the need to turn the road into my race track but I control my self except when the road is completely free and familiar

There is no "completely free and familiar" road. The road you just passed in the morning may have collapsed at a bridge or have a tree trunk crossing it in the aftermath of a storm by afternoon.

Always drive in a way you can completely stop within a viewable distance.

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Family / Re: An Army Officer Did This To A Lady.(photo) by Novice1(m): 10:16am On Feb 16
Nigerian barbaric and uncultured soldiers.... their prowess is only on civilians.... a lady for that matter.... when the boko boys are there waiting for them.

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Politics / Re: We’re Fed Up With Patience Jonathan In Rivers – 16 PDP Gov. Aspirants by Novice1(m): 4:07pm On Nov 01, 2014
The hippo has tasted the forbidden fruit (state money) and now she wants to install every governor so she can continue to get her cut.

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Politics / Re: Photo: President Jonathan And Patience in their University days by Novice1(m): 9:07am On Oct 24, 2014
Patience go university?! shocked

Nigerian universities; producing half baked graduates since 1462AD grin

Patience is beyond half baked.

Quarter baked is more like it.

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Politics / Re: Why I Dropped Presidential Ambition – Ribadu by Novice1(m): 11:28am On Sep 05, 2014
“Everything in my life has been about public service"

Pocket service dai Malam Nuhu
Politics / Re: Worsening Security Crisis In The Country When Is Gej Addresing The Nation ? by Novice1(m): 4:32pm On Sep 02, 2014
He is too focused on 2015. To play the ostrich now seems more attractive to him.
Lets see how he will get to 2015 at this pace.
Health / Re: Suspected Ebola Victim Detected In Surulere Lagos? by Novice1(m): 8:10am On Aug 05, 2014
enochogaga: Ebola know where he go fit reach, nor be like people like us Christians we carry weytin pass am abi guys

There is no hope left
Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill Three More Shiite In Zaria Today death toll now 30 by Novice1(m): 11:34pm On Jul 26, 2014
For all of u condoning this extra a judicial, criminal massacre of civilians because they are Muslims, remember what goes around comes around.


Autos / Re: SOLD! SOLD! Veryclean Reg Toyotacamry Droplight @660k! by Novice1(m): 2:08pm On Jul 17, 2014
bros, i have 550k. any problem wit the car? can u deliver to abuja?
Politics / Re: We’ve Arrested Boko Haram’s ‘chief Butcher’ – Police by Novice1(m): 8:53am On Jul 16, 2014
arrest ko arrest ni........show us pics and video interview..... otherwise its pr
Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Bars 278 Muslim Pilgrims, Senator From Flying Out Of Maiduguri by Novice1(m): 9:45am On Jun 29, 2014
The pdp christian dominated miltary are doing their best against Islam. Buy let them know that Islam has suffered bigger attacks (even by the almighty US and Europe), buy is still waximg stronger globally.

And for you haters saying they deserve it, dont forget your turn is coming sooner or later.


Health / Re: How To Avoid Pregnancy Naturally by Novice1(m): 12:10pm On Jan 02, 2014
amosade30: I was discusin wt sm of ma guys abt au to avoid pregnancy naturally when having sex without a condom aside using drugs (postinor 1 or 2.

I learnt that sooner or later, drugs have their side effects especially too much intake).

One said salt and water (for the gal immediately the guy arrives), another said withdrawal method (for the guy). Another said Alabukun or lime (for the girl).

I really want to know which is the surest or safest besides drugs pls...from experience. I made front page...for d frst time...ds new year shws am goin higher....dancing skelewu wt azonto

Close your legs till marriage
Foreign Affairs / Re: Wife: Saudi Blogger Sentenced To Death For Apostasy by Novice1(m): 9:12am On Dec 27, 2013
all4naija: I look forward to the day the West will invade Saudi Arabia. I strongly believe there is nothing wrong in doing that! That nation is a pest to human freedom.

That day will never come. They are too deep in romance with oil to do that.
Politics / Re: Mandela Was Angry With Nigeria - Dr. Hakeem Baba-ahmed by Novice1(m): 9:12am On Dec 10, 2013
Pope Xander VII:

Yes! I believe Dangote wants Nigeria to grow. He's providing jobs for the People, in the long run that will reduce income inequality, Nigeria has a nearly non-existent middle class. Africa needs entrepreneurs!

How does he want Nigeria to grow? by monopoly on cement, rice and flour and tripling their prices against world average?
Phones / Re: Android Bbm Group. Drop Your Pin...were You Can Solve Your Issues... by Novice1(m): 2:10am On Dec 09, 2013
Crime / Re: 100 Kidnappers Face Death-Penalty In Edo by Novice1(m): 11:40am On Nov 11, 2013
igbeke: Dont we think its hightime we began to face d realities on ground instead of dis journey in futility?
do we really tink dis "genocide" will bring a lasting solution in face of starvation?
i'm only tinkin loud pls.

Are you one of them?
Business / Re: Nigeria Overtakes South-Africa As Continent's Largest Economy by Novice1(m): 7:22pm On Nov 09, 2013
The only area we surpass South Africa is in corruption cool
Travel / Re: FG Approves Emirates To Ply Abuja And Kano by Novice1(m): 8:31pm On Nov 02, 2013
The Enugu witch has been caught at her own game
Politics / Re: Terror Suspects Arrested At Maiduguri Airport by Novice1(m): 2:39pm On Oct 24, 2013
The amount of hate and bile spewing from keyboards in this thread is nauseating.

What do you gain insulting other people?


Politics / Re: Stella Oduah's Answer To Query From The Presidency by Novice1(m): 2:35pm On Oct 24, 2013
To all the defenders of this brazen misappropriation, nay outright theft of public resources entrusted in the hands of the minister and her staff, my prayer is, may your affairs and those of your families be run the way she is running the aviation ministry.


I dare each one of u to say amen.
Politics / Re: Of Stella Oduah And The Bullet Proof Vehicles:The Facts. by Novice1(m): 1:57am On Oct 24, 2013
Looks like Stella has assembled a laptop crew.......
Travel / Re: Qatar Air Blocked From Plying Kano Route by Novice1(m): 10:08am On Oct 21, 2013
This witch of a minister is a bull in china shop in the aviation industry. It will take years to undo the damage she made when Nigerians get rid of her.

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Travel / Re: Intercontinental Lagos - Tallest Hotel In West-Africa - Launched by Novice1(m): 5:31am On Oct 10, 2013

I think you used the word "businessmen" too loosely. Most of them are criminals who made easy money and prefer to tie it down in 'safe' and 'passive' investments like real estate. From the shadowy drug barons in Festac Town, to the bureaucrats in Alausa, to the politicians in Abuja, to the oil industry profiteers in the Niger Delta, to the fraudulent bankers and government contractors nationwide, and all their numerous cohorts collaborators, and cronies. . . .they all have one thing in common - easy money. Easy, ill-gotten money.

This explains what Pat Utomi aptly referred to the "jobless growth economy" Nigeria seems to be experiencing. Too much ill-gotten wealth is circulating lopsidedly in the system, and sadly, these monies are not channeled towards real, value-adding investments that create jobs and stimulate trickle-down prosperity across board. Not when the preferred investment for most of the thieves I mentioned above is hotels and useless luxury real estate projects that add no value to majority of the populace.

By the way, only naive suckers would believe that foreigners or foreign conglomerates would come into Nigeria to tie down their money in Nigerian real estate. Most of the hotels, malls, luxury apartments, etc. parading themselves as foreign-owned are actually owned by shadowy Nigerian rogues - mostly politically exposed persons and their businessmen fronts (notably slimy characters like the Chagoury brothers, for Bola Tinubu). They might as well invest more in productive ventures that enhance the standard of living or quality of life of a greater number of people. If you steal from the poor in order to help the poor, your sins might be forgivable after all. But when you steal from the poor in order to intimidate and oppress the poor with your vainglorious opulence, then a time bomb is waiting to explode.

It just goes to show how selfish and contemptuous of the masses they are to keep investing in luxury sectors to satiate the already over-indulged hedonistic cravings of a mere 0.001% of wealthy Nigerians and expartriates. This country desperately needs deliverance, and I don't mean the T.B Joshua sort.

Man, you made my day


Travel / Re: Intercontinental Lagos - Tallest Hotel In West-Africa - Launched by Novice1(m): 5:16am On Oct 10, 2013
jayblinx: boss u just lied....wat eva hotel mr fashola built isnt the tallest hotel in west africa....Hotel 2 fervrier in lome togo has 36 storeys...and has the record of the tallest...dont come here and deceive any1....if u want to b sure...use google or check the other post on lome togo and see dat tall building wit sumtn lyk an ''X'' on top....i live in togo

True brother. In nigeria we like to parade hollow titles for the sake of titles. We dont care about substance. Now the rot has gone to buildings.

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Politics / Re: Cable Car Project On The Verge Of Completion – Fashola by Novice1(m): 1:28pm On Oct 08, 2013
Omexonomy: you will be forgiven for not been able to communicate in simple english.

Business / Re: Nicon Hilton Abuja Back In The 80s ! by Novice1(m): 9:49pm On Oct 06, 2013
malele: Power of niger delta oil.
@ poster show us lag too, let them see the change oil money can bring somewere.

Fvck nd oil. We have been developing b4 and will continue to do so after oil.

Life does not begin and end with nd oil
Religion / Re: Testimonies On Why We Stopped Tithing Here by Novice1(m): 4:01pm On Oct 06, 2013
I would have but....
This is a testimony thread. Dont derail. tongue
It is well o.

Lies lies lies
Politics / Re: Why Is GEJ Anti-north? by Novice1(m): 10:02am On Oct 06, 2013
solomon111: There's nothing wrong with the North being Anti-Gej,but it becomes wrong when they begin to implement acts of sabotage against the country just to spite the president.
And secondly,any president that uses niger-delta money to appease terrorists in the NE will have serious problems on his hands.
The NE states should come together and help their people.
What have they been doing with niger-delta money for decades?

Laughable. So long as we have a Nigeria, it is Nigerian money. Learn to live with that

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