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Sports / Re: Transfer: Osimhen Sacks Agent After Failing To Seal Permanent Exit From Napoli by obontami: 8:42am On Sep 05
Basicend:
How can a striker that was rated amongst the top 5 in the world just last season. . Even till now. . Be sidetracked by his club, and be offered a loan deal and with salary cut just a season after. .

Osimhen was in dark clouds throughout the last transfer window, and was heavily being influenced by powers that a strongly bent on destroying him quickly.

For me, I think it is not natural. . This case look like a spell. May be Edo people really bluetooth the guy.

He rejected a loan from Chelsea, and later went on to sign for another loan in turkey. . Is that not a hugely manipulated man?


Is Chelsea and Galatasaray offering the same money? Are they offering the same terms and conditions?

Una go just open mouth wuuah! Like a big-ass FOOL.

Celebrities / Re: Ekene Umenwa Welcomes First Child by obontami: 1:11pm On Sep 03
Every yellow girl in nigeria is automatically an actress. Abeg name one movie she acted in. FOOL!!!
Politics / Re: Cuban President Confers National Medal Of Honour On Soyinka by obontami: 9:44pm On Sep 02
NewDea4:


You're a dead dog, quit barking already

Your father is the fool the adjectives "DEAD" qualifies for. Think about it; he's a DEADbeat father that abandon your and your half-dead mother in gutter to experience the kind of pain you're currently going through. Your serial-rapist father is known to be dead in brain, no wonder he raped your pre-teen sisters into coma. grin

Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested At Pakistan Airport With Cocaine Capsules In His Stomach by obontami: 4:06pm On Aug 30
Zonefree:
Why's he chained like a dog? undecided

Good for the fool. grin
Romance / Re: Lady Rejects Her Boyfriend's Marriage Proposal In FUTA (vid) by obontami: 3:55pm On Aug 30
CyrusVI:
My Alma Mater!
Best University of Technology in Nigeria

More public rejections to follow

When a set of kiddos have sworn to keep embarrassing themselves by publicly proposing to ladies that aren't mentally and "Pussically" settled enough to be tied to a guy, they keep getting rejected by everyone like Liverpool FC



A lady below 24 in Nigeria isn't ready for that shii...this guy wanna domesticate a Tigress
"PUSSICALLY" 🀣🀣😁

Politics / Re: Cuban President Confers National Medal Of Honour On Soyinka by obontami: 1:37pm On Aug 30
NewDea4:
They should give him his award for Cultism and Electoral Malfeasance instead

Bastard
Is that why you now crying? grin

Politics / Re: Cuban President Confers National Medal Of Honour On Soyinka by obontami: 1:34pm On Aug 30
anonymous1759:
If a particular tribe hates you just know you’re destined for Greatness!
grin

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Crime / Re: Abuja Area Mama: Police Identifies Cross-dresser Found Dead On Expressway. by obontami: 5:57pm On Aug 21
Stale news when don tey for instagram. Nairaland is truly trash. angry
Health / Re: Help!!! How Can I Get Rid Of Bedbugs??? by obontami: 2:14pm On Aug 20
ceejay80s:

take a look at ur useless thread
https://www.nairaland.com/3745357/last-night-put-prick-2

https://www.nairaland.com/3640549/debtor-paid-me-10k-use

educated illiterate, what do u do for a living, always begging on nairaland with another monika
u are smelling,
now I know the kind of smelling parents that gave birth to u,
see below snap shot of ur useless thread, and u wan tell me say all ur family dey ok?
u are a disgrace!!!!
get off my back
...


Health / Re: Help!!! How Can I Get Rid Of Bedbugs??? by obontami: 1:24pm On Aug 20
[quote author=ceejay80s post=131591556]
u are a fool, is ur home infested with bed bugs? so what's ur business with me, small boy
go and break words with ur grin cheesy

Health / Re: Help!!! How Can I Get Rid Of Bedbugs??? by obontami: 6:25pm On Aug 19
Thewrath:
Come out of the house naked,burn down the house,then go to a clothing store naked for new cloths grin
FOOOOL!!!

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Health / Re: Help!!! How Can I Get Rid Of Bedbugs??? by obontami: 6:18pm On Aug 19
ceejay80s:
I am tired of telling u guys how to get rid of bed bugs, nothing u try will work,
there's an oily paint that has chemicals in it that is pepprish in the eye after u paint with it ,
if u can find it, ask painters what they add to oily paints that makes it pepprish after painting ,
make sure ur mattress and clothes are in ur apartment after painting, I promise u, they will all die instantly, all other remedies will only kill 5-10 out of 100

Write in pidgin if English is hard for you. What the fΓΊck is that crap you wrote up there?
Romance / Re: My Experience With Women Round The World. by obontami: 2:17pm On Aug 08
Bitterkola100:
the border town between togo and benin republic is called "hilaconji". I have only stopped there severally to drink ogogoro there while waiting for those agents that normally take your hand to cross to the benin side.

I rented my apartment at atipoju, atipoju is almost the border town with ghana and yet i still cant find English speakers except those bureau de change guys and drivers.

Even when i want to buy food na wahala.

*of all the places i have been in Africa, togo have the worse food culture, damn.

Dem like spaghetti like mad, their spaghetti is different from ours, their is somehow already cooked and kept in freezers.

They rarely cook with pepper, you have to request for pepper in their restaurant.
They dont cook woth ripe pepper like naija, they only use green pepper for meals.

Their tea is one of the best i have had, with lime.

What about knacking of their women? πŸ₯Ί
Celebrities / Re: Why I Rejected Blank Cheque From Cheating Married Woman – Whitemoney by obontami: 2:10pm On Jun 22
On this episode on what never happened. grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Pledges Green Cards For Foreign Graduates Of US College If Re-elected by obontami: 5:10pm On Jun 21
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Family / Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by obontami: 5:05pm On Jun 21
Old news.
Sports / Re: Finidi George: Victor Osimhen Drops Another Video, Reveals What Really Happened by obontami: 6:39am On Jun 17
10mobile:

Osimhen say make Ogun kill all of us? Na lie. Or, show me the video where he said it.

Well, to be sure, not that I'm doubting you but I'm hearing this for the first time. And I doubt that the Osimhen I know can say such.
oga go youtube, go twitter e boku there.
Sports / Re: Finidi George: Victor Osimhen Drops Another Video, Reveals What Really Happened by obontami: 6:37am On Jun 17
This fool needs to shut the hell up. Always acting like he's bigger than the team he plays for, with his gutter/ghetto attitude. Victor ikpeba and kvatra agent saga comes to mind. Illiteracy na disease true true.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Omar Bin Laden The 4th Son Of Osama Bin Laden Lives A Different (pictures)s by obontami: 4:20pm On Jun 14
Obakoolex:
God forbid I sleep in the same house with this terrorist offspring wey him eyes be like person wey fit slaughter satan grin
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Omar Bin Laden The 4th Son Of Osama Bin Laden Lives A Different (pictures)s by obontami: 4:19pm On Jun 14
muyico:
he still coming for Americans, to retaliate his fada death! all this outfit nah cajole !

Facts. They should keep an eye on him.
Romance / Re: Finding Love In The UK Is Hard, But There's A Secret by obontami: 7:29am On Jun 10
KnowledgePower7:
Ever since I was a child, for some weird reason I have always disliked UK

Like if I'm given Free Visa to UK
I will not go 1000% serious

And even if I must go, once I enter London
After 10 minutes I will go back to Airport

To me, UK has a gloomy dark vibe that I can't really explain.
Maybe in my past life I was involved with an event in UK, which made me dislike that place..

Just the thought of me going to UK
Gives me Anxiety... I just can't explain why

I rather go to Japan, South Korea than UK angry

What's it you don't like about the UK?
Celebrities / Re: People Mistake Me For Jay Z (pic) by obontami: 8:05pm On Jun 07
With that craw-craw wey dey your neck. grin

Crime / Re: Phone Snatchers Kill Army Officer, Lt IM Abubakar (Isa) In Kaduna by obontami: 8:43am On Jun 06
LexngtonSteele:
angry

RIP.

A DSS officer was killed because he struggled with a phone thief in 2005 in Kwara. See attached what he was killed for.

These thieves are desperate and VERY time conscious because they know they can be caught at any time.

Seen a lady mercilessly stabbed severally in Kano over a phone. Oh yes, they still collected the phone. undecided

That's why it's amusing when some foolish people on Nairaland after watching a lot of TV claim a murder scene is staged as a suicide. The window of getting caught is so slim, you want to get out of there as fast as possible.

Live to die another day. Ojukwu The Coward fled with his tail between his legs but at least he got Bianca after FFK had made quite a number of deposits & a few withdrawals in her vault.... lipsrsealed

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Meets Tiwa Savage At London Airport (Video) by obontami: 10:05am On Jun 04
Werey ni: "E dami mo'mo to, e gba'je nitori mi"

Portable na mad man. grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: 'Nigeria, We Hail Thee': Bill seeking return of old anthem gets Reps, Senate nod by obontami: 3:33pm On May 23
How this one take relate to the topic of discussion.
MartinCorridon:
grin

Nnamdi Kanu is free to sing Biafra Anthem while eating his Kuje beans.

Fear Government. They made him brand ambassador
for Fendi. He don wear that Fendi jacket tire.
😁😁😁😁

Politics / Re: Structure Of Criminality: Sowore Slams Peter Obi For Meeting Former VP Atiku by obontami: 8:38am On May 15
LegendHero:


It shows the SW are liberal voters. They voted Atiku in Osun state so it’s no big deal. Thats to show you Tinubu never rigged. At least he should be able to rig the SW states easily if he so desire.

Northerners are also liberal which explained why Tinubu could win states in the core North or pull massive votes just like MKO Abiola did in the North.

But Obi mercilessly rigged the SE which explained why he couldn’t get any reasonable votes in the core North because he dosent have the power to rig.
😁😁😁😁

Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Singer, Sky B's Grace To Grass Story (Video) by obontami: 5:13pm On May 12
Zonefree:

His songs were released few weeks to valentine's day. It was on everyone's lips that period.

Links hotel was everyone's favourite back then. The money I spent on Vino Tinto in that hotel should be enough to sponsor 6 Nigerian girls in the university now.
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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija’s Neo, Venita win Best Dressed Male, Female at AMVCA Cultural Day (Pics) by obontami: 6:00pm On May 11
Idun2024:
Hehehe


Congratulations on being recognized as the best dressed for cultural attire! Your vibrant representation and celebration of cultural heritage truly stood out. Your commitment to embracing diversity and showcasing the beauty of different traditions is inspiring. Keep shining brightly!

-PO

Sounds like what that fool can post. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ™†πŸΎ

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Politics / Re: Kano Court Upholds Ganduje’s Suspension From APC by obontami: 9:00pm On Apr 17
madridguy:
Ganduje is like a rock. No one can remove him.

Dey fool your self. 🀣🀣😌
Sports / Re: I Divorced Kaka Because He Was Too Nice - Caroline Celico by obontami: 6:40pm On Apr 13
Depriest2020:
No woman likes an overly nice Guy. No lady likes a good guy, you must possess a bit of bad boy vibes in you.

You must always smack her ass
Be a bit flirtatious
make her a bit jealous
Once in awhile make her cry, apologize, the apology must be in the bedroom and make sure it leads to love mak*ing. There's nothing as sweet as make up s*x.
In order words kaka is way too nice and gentle for her.
Politics / Re: Chukwuemeka Ojukwu's Will: Bianca Wins In Court by obontami: 6:02pm On Apr 02
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