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Nairaland / General / Re: "Woman Gives Birth To A Lizard In Omoku Market" - Facebook User Shares Photos by Oluwolex2000(m): 11:44am On Mar 21
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Music/Radio / Download Music: Patoranking – Sunshine by Oluwolex2000(m): 6:21pm On Mar 18
Nigerian Dancheall Singer – Patoranking arrives heavily on his first single of the year titled “Sunshine”.

Patoranking as usual packs super vibes on the new single which was released under All In Day Music.

Listen & Download “Patoranking – Sunshine” below:


Source: http://www..com/2018/03/download-music-patoranking-sunshine.html

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Romance / Nollywood Actress Poses Nude To Celebrate 27th Birthday by Oluwolex2000(m): 5:31pm On Mar 18
Actress/model Jojo Charry is smoking hot in new photos as she teams up with multiple award winning stylist and fashion entrepreneur Jeremiah Ogbodo ( SWANKYJERRY) for nude photoshoot.. more pictures after the cut.

Jojo Charry hails from Liberia but based in United States. She is an actress in the Nollywood movie industry.

Gushing about her nude birthday photo shoot, Jojo said:

I remember when I used to be very shy and insecure of my body. I thought my body was too curvy and grown for my age. #selfloveisthebestlove#teampisces I choose to post this picture there was no gun to my head so don’t send me personal messages about anything.

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do.
A flower does not think of competing to the flower next to it. It just blooms.

See more photos: http://www..com/2018/03/nollywood-actress-poses-nde-to.html

Religion / 'Pastors Who Anoint Women On Their Breasts Are Not From God' – Pastor Adeboye by Oluwolex2000(m): 10:30am On Mar 18
The senior pastor of the Redeemed Christian Church of God RCCG, Pastor Enoch Adeboye, has condemned men of God who anoint women in sensitive parts of their body.

According to Pastor Adeboye, pastors that anoint women on their body and other parts are not from God. He said this while preaching in his church recently. Any man who anoints women on their breasts is not from God.

The head is the headquarters for the anointing in your body. Search your heart and be honest with yourself if you have missed it in your relationship with God. Holiness is crucial in sustaining the anointing because whenever the anointing dries up, the devil steps in.

It is better never to be anointed than to be an ex-anointed. If you abuse anointing, it can destroy you. Samson is an excellent example. To be specially anointed, you must be holy” the clergyman said

Source: http://www..com/2018/03/pastors-who-anoint-women-on-their.html


Celebrities / Big Brother Accidentally Shows Shower Time While Nina Was N@ked Bathing (18+) by Oluwolex2000(m): 11:52am On Mar 17
Celebrities / Maskerkraft Reveals How Banky W Made Him Famous by Oluwolex2000(m): 10:44am On Mar 17

One of the top producers in the music Industry, Masterkraft has opened up on how he became famous and one celebrity that had a major role to play in his life is Banky W.

According to Saturday Beats, Masterkraft mentioned in an interview on how he was connected with the top R&B singer and after the first job, he promised to make him popular and he is glad that Banky W kept to his promise.

He said:

“The turning point in my life came after I produced a song and they wanted to feature a rapper on it. They called MI and after he listened to it, he asked for the producer. He did not even believe that the song was produced in Nigeria. He later asked after me and when we met, he asked once more if I produced the song or copied it.

At that point, I had to open my computer and show him my files. Instantly, he called Banky W who called me immediately but I did not have his number, so I did not pick the call because they were recording and I did not want to disrupt the session.

A text message later came in stating that it was Banky W. It was an exciting moment for me and I remember that I ran out of the studio to the gate like four times just to get myself together and I called the number back.

To my surprise, it was Banky W and he was asking for the address of my studio with the promise of showing up the next day. True to his word, he came the next day, we sat down and he gave me an idea of the kind of song he wanted to release.

In less than 30 minutes, I had produced the song. Banky was so much in awe that he told me that he had been in the state for years and had never had that type of result or sound. He said that for what I had done, he would make sure my name was everywhere and I got the first and second slot on his album.

That was how I made it to his album. The next thing was that I saw myself in the newspapers and it was Banky W that made it happen. That was a major turning point in my life. Shortly after I worked for his record label, EME, and I was the vocal coach for Wizkid and Skales at the time,”

Known as one of the most sought-after music producers in the country, Masterkraft seized the opportunity to warn younger artistes and music producers to desist from alcohol and drug abuse under the guise of boosting their creativity.

“I don’t think you need to enhance or boost your creativity with drugs. I believe that creativity is God-given. If you can harness your creativity without drugs, it would be good for you because you might find yourself in an environment where you would not find drugs.

I was built that way and it made me shun drugs. If I take anything, it affects my creativity; it dampens it. I can only take alcohol when I want to relax,” he said.

Source: http://www..com/2018/03/how-banky-w-blessed-my-life-and-made-me.html

Pets / Monkey Pulls Down Woman’s Top In Thailand, Exposing Her Boobs (Photos) by Oluwolex2000(m): 10:34am On Mar 17
A woman was almost embarrassed by a monkey in Thailand after it hopped on her and playfully pulled down her top, exposing her boobs in the process.

Brittany Bowman was travelling with friends when she visited Chiang Mai monkey centre in Thailand to visit the local macaques.

The Los Angeles native let the baby monkey clamber over her after it jumped onto her leg.

But while the macaque was attempting to swing up to her shoulders, it grabbed on to Brittany’s off-the-shoulder top and almost pulled it down.

Luckily Brittany pulled it back in time and managed to avoid embarrassment.

The shocked tourist was left in fits of giggles as she grabbed hold of her top to protect her modesty. The owner of the monkey jokingly stated that it was probably looking for breast milk.

Brittany said:

“It left all of us laughing hysterically, almost to the point of tears. “I was just so scared that the monkey was jumping on me that I didn’t even consider it would pull down my top. “The owners said he must have been looking for breast milk.

“It was all just so random, I’m just glad we caught it on camera.”

According to Britannica:

Macaques are robust primates whose arms and legs are of about the same length. Their fur is generally a shade of brown or black, and their muzzles, like those of baboons, are doglike but rounded in profile, with nostrils on the upper surface.

The tail varies between species and may be long, of moderate length, short, or absent. Size differs between the sexes and between the species; males range in head and body length from about 41 to 70 cm (16 to 28 inches) and in weight from about 2.4 kg (5.3 pounds) in females and 5.5 kg in males of the smallest species.

Macaques are omnivorous, and they possess large cheek pouches in which they carry extra food. Breeding occurs year-round in some (mostly tropical) species, but, among those living outside the tropics, it is seasonal. Single young are born after about six months’ gestation and become adult at four years. Macaques are considered highly intelligent but may be bad-tempered as adults.


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Jobs/Vacancies / Global Graduate Recruitment Programme At The British American Tobacco Nigeria by Oluwolex2000(m): 9:11am On Mar 17
Source - .COM

Specialization Graduate Trainee / Internship Jobs In Nigeria
Industry Manufacturing / Production
Job Type Full Time
Experience 3 year(s)
Qualification HND, Bachelor's Degree
Location Lagos

British American Tobacco (www.bat.com) is a market leading, global organisation with a long, established history and a bright and dynamic future. Thanks to our people we have continued to deliver growth and exceed expectations in an increasingly complex and challenging marketplace.

Our aim is to become the leading tobacco company in each of our markets by providing excellent products with confidence and responsibility expected of global consumer brands. If you have the talent and motivation to help us succeed you’ll find we are equally committed to helping you reach your full potential too.
Global Graduate Marketing Programme

Job number: 20760BR
Appointment type: Fixed term

Job Purpose and Key Deliverables

We are BAT! A global leader with more than 200 brands in over 200 markets. And we bring together the world's brightest and best minds.
That's why we value uniqueness. If you're driven, passionate and ambitious, our Global Graduate Programme will let you achieve your potential. It's 12-month, fast-track to management with unprecedented international exposure that's geared specifically for high-potential Individuals.
Our Global Graduate Programme will give you numerous opportunities to further develop your career by working in various units across different functions.
During your programme we will give you:
A real job with real impact from day one;
World-class leadership training in Global BAT Academy in England where you will establish networking with fellow graduates and senior colleagues from around the world;
Chance to make an impact on our international business participating in global cross-market projects, under the supervision of your dedicated Coach & Mentor;
Ultimately, it will set you up for a successful career ahead - the chance to progress from graduate to junior manager in 12 months.
We're serious about putting you on the right career path, and consider our Global Graduate Programme as a stepping-stone to bigger and better things.
It's tough. It's fast-paced. And it'll stretch you to the limit. If you have what it takes, no other organisation can offer a graduate experience quite like ours. The only question is: are you up to the challenge?
If your answer is YES, then this may be the role for you. We are seeking for high calibre graduates to join our 2018 Graduate Programme!

Essential Requirements

Are looking for an international career in Marketing;
Speak English;
Have a university degree or equivalent and maximum 3 years of relevant work experience in the above mentioned fields;
Possess leadership skills demonstrated through extra-curricular activities;
Possess strong intercultural competencies from international experience or personal background;
Have strong analytical skills, driven and ambitious, inspiring and engaging individual;
Are internationally mobile.

Our Benefits Package

Competitive salary;
Annual bonus;
Voluntary medical insurance, life insurance;
Awards for excellent work result.


Apply for more jobs: http://www..com/2018/03/global-graduate-recruitment-programme.html

cc: lalasticlala
Celebrities / 'I Am The King Of The Streets, I Run These Streets' – Davido Declares by Oluwolex2000(m): 2:38pm On Mar 16

Nigerian music superstar, Davido has just made incredibly statement on social media that has got many fans talking.

According to the multiple awards winning singer, he is the King of the streets even though he did not grow up in the streets (coming from a wealthy home). He also declared that he runs the streets.

Davido was shooting a video in Lekki last night and a mammoth crowd stood outside chanting his name

Here is what he wrote:

‘Not from the ghetto but I run all ghetto’

He also shared a picture of his colleague Olamide on the occasion of his birthday;

We can not help but wonder what Olamide would have to say about this.

Source: http://www..com/2018/03/i-am-king-of-streets-i-run-these.html

cc: lalasticlala

Celebrities / Re: Controversial South African Dancer, Wears Practically Nothing On The Set by Oluwolex2000(m): 2:10am On Mar 16
Controversial South African Dancer, Wears Practically Nothing On The Set


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Celebrities / Controversial South African Dancer, Wears Practically Nothing On The Set by Oluwolex2000(m): 2:09am On Mar 16

The dancer, who was recently deported from Zambia for performing without underwear, wore nothing but strings on the set of a music video.

Sharing one of the photos, she said all she wants is her money and doesn't care what the society wants from her.

More Photos: http://www..com/2018/03/controversial-south-african-dancer.html

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Jokes Etc / Remember The Couple With The Error In Their Pre-wedding Photo? See Them Now by Oluwolex2000(m): 11:44pm On Mar 14

We too dy play for this country!

More Photos: http://www..com/2018/03/remember-couple-with-error-in-their-pre.html

cc: lalasticlala, seun
Celebrities / Popular Music Artiste Phyno Buys A Royce Rolls Phantom by Oluwolex2000(m): 10:46pm On Mar 14

Popular music artiste Phyno buys himself a brand new Rolls Royce Phantom, as he took to his social media handle to show off his latest acquisition.

The Ezege himself shared a picture of him sitting on his new whip, as he captioned it, 'U can’t loose wat u ain’t choose'.

The car which is said to cost over $200,000 flared up comments on his page as many asked how they can as well start up a music career.

IG POST: https://instagram.com/p/BgT0tF-lSVf/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_profile_upsell_logged_in_test

Source: http://www..com/2018/03/popular-music-artiste-phyno-buys-royce.html

Education / UNIOSUN Student Declared Missing 2 Weeks Ago Has Been Found With His Girlfriend by Oluwolex2000(m): 5:11pm On Mar 14
Source - .COM

A final year student of Osun State University (Uniosun), Okuku campus, Yemi Olaniyan, who was declared missing has just been found chilling with his girlfriend.

The Osogbo, Osun State resident who had gone missing about two weeks ago had allegedly traveled to Lagos for the first time on Tuesday, February 28, to submit some documents at the Institute of Chartered Accountants of Nigeria office in Yaba, for his industrial training.

According to blog, The Uniosun student allegedly last spoke to a colleague, Oyin, around 7.30pm, telling her that he was stranded and would pass the night at the Ojodu Police Station, Lagos State.

But the Lagos State Police Command said the division had no record that he visited the station or was detained there. It has now been revealed that Olaniyan never ventured into Lagos.

The Uniosun student had all these while been gallivanting and junketing with his girlfriend in Osogbo. The pleasure loving kid is presently cooling his heels in a DSS custody in Osogbo.

See how some social media users reacted to the behaviour of the Uniosun student:

This young man is a fool that sent the whole nation agog,even hashtag were initiated in his name accusing police and asking them to provide the Omo Ale.

Now you know why its wrong to be quick to accuse people or call them names police didn’t even know his where about he was trending on social media last two weeks that he spent the night in police custody and disappeared, because he called a friend and falsely told him he is gonna sleep over at the police station only to sneak into his girlfriend’s house, what an idiot a monumental jerk.

Nothing sure pass enjoyment, cooling his heels is like enjoyment to his heels cef������

Heediot boy… When we were organising prayer session for him.. He was busy gallivanting upandan.. Mtchew

A child that says his parents should not sleep…let him continue cooling his heels���

Source: http://www..com/2018/03/uniosun-student-declared-missing-2.html

NYSC / Tears As Female Corper Killed By Train In Lagos Is Laid To Rest (photos) by Oluwolex2000(m): 8:59pm On Mar 12
Source - .COM

A female corper who was killed after a train rammed into her has been buried at her hometown in Rivers state.

Nneka Odili, the National Youth Service Corps member who died last Thursday, as a result of injuries sustained after a train hit her at Ikeja, Lagos has been laid to rest.

She was buried on Sunday, March 11, at her hometown, Ndoni in Rivers State.

Nneka Odili, the National Youth Service Corps member who died last Thursday, as a result of injuries sustained after a train hit her at Ikeja, Lagos has been laid to rest.

She was buried on Sunday, March 11, at her hometown, Ndoni in Rivers State.

It was gathered that the tragic incident occurred while the victim, fondly called Nini, was heading home after the monthly clearance exercise at the Ikeja Local Government Secretariat.

According to eyewitnesses, the deceased wore headphones thereby did not hear the train’s horn while trying to walk across the rail track. She was immediately rushed to a nearby hospital where she later died.

Odili studied Home Economics at the Federal College of Education,Technical, Omoku, Rivers State and later went to study Human Kinetics at the University of Port Harcourt.

“Nneka Odili goes home this afternoon at Ndoni in Rivers State. May her soul rest in peace. The stories about her death were all false.

The NYSC Lagos office has released the correct story that lead to her death. She has no sophisticated phone in life and was not using sophisticated phone as reported by some news paper. Please let us always try to get our news correctly before going to the public.” he wrote.

In a Facebook post, her colleague Abubakar Rukayat, described Odili’last painful moment.

More Photos: http://www..com/2018/03/tears-as-female-corper-killed-by-train.html

Celebrities / Bbnaija: Ahneeka Opens Up About Her Attraction To Teddy A And K.brule by Oluwolex2000(m): 1:12am On Mar 10
Source - .COM

Evicted Big Brother Naija housemate, Ahneeka has spoken with Pulse about her supposed ‘attraction’ to fellow Big Brother Naija housemates, Teddy A and K.Brule.

During a Facebook Live interview with Pulse.ng, a fan mentioned that the evicted housemate had told Biggie that she had feelings for fellow housemates, Teddy A and K.Brule.

In response to the comment, Ahneeka revealed that apart from Teddy’s looks, which she admits makes him the hottest guy in the house, the up-and-coming musician falls flat to her.

On her relationship with K. Brule

Ahneeka said she had connected with the disqualified housemate because, just like K.Brule, she knows what it means to be downtrodden.

Can you guys bring the Ahneeka that was in the house because I don’t know what you guys are talking about?

I just connected to K.Brule because he just was cute. Not just physically, the guy is cute; spirit and looks. Also, I don’t know if I’m a sucker for a lost cause, but I just like people who are downtrodden and people like to step on them.

I just like to know that “yo, you’re not alone’ because I have felt like that in my life, and I just like to relate with those kind of people.

K.Brule is nice, he is so nice. His spirit is so true, so I just connected with him on that level.

On feelings for Teddy A

Teddy is probably the hottest guy in the house because he is very tall and likes to swag it up. But, outside of that, Teddy falls flat to me.

I don’t see Teddy as… Please just play your game and come out of there, nothing else. You’re cute, but mmm… Bye Felicia.

I didn’t tell Biggie that I was in love with Teddy A. I probably was complaining that I couldn’t connect to Teddy because of Bambam.

For some reason in the house, anytime I tried to talk to any guy in the house, people made it look like I was trying to steal their man. And Bambam was my girl so I couldn’t have her thinking like that, even though at some point she did.

So I was staying away from Teddy and he was making it known that I was being too reserved – It’s because of your [Teddy A] babe [Bambam].

I could flow with you, you could be my G, but I’m just respectful to your babe and not to start some drama in the house.

So that was just my concern. I couldn’t connect to the guys because of their wives.

Source: http://www..com/2018/03/bbnaija-ahneeka-opens-up-about-her.html

Crime / Final Year First Class UNIBEN Student Commits Suicide (photo) by Oluwolex2000(m): 10:35am On Mar 09
Source - .COM

A 500-level Computer Engineering Student of the University of Benin, identified only as Adam, on Thursday evening, hanged himself inside his room.

According to reports from his close friend, Adam attended classes as usual that very day, returned home, charged his phone, washed his clothes, then went inside his room where he hanged himself within 20 minutes of locking the door.

His lifeless body was only discovered when his sister, who came from Ekenwa campus, forced the door open. The deceased is said to be a sufferer of Bipolar disorder (once known as manic depression or manic-depressive disorder).

The reason behind this action could be as a result of so many things but as we heard, he’s a first-class student, so academic backwardness isn’t really the reason.

More Photos: http://www..com/2018/03/final-year-first-class-uniben-student.html

Health / Canadian Doctors Protest Salary Increase, Say They’re Being Paid Too Much by Oluwolex2000(m): 8:59am On Mar 07
Source - .COM

More than 500 Canadian doctors, as well as over 150 medical students, have signed a public letter protesting the recent government’ policy to increase their pay.

“We, Quebec doctors who believe in a strong public system, oppose the recent salary increases negotiated by our medical federations,” the letter says.

The group complain that they don’t consider it appropriate to receive increased pay while the nurses and the patients suffer.

“These increases are all the more shocking because our nurses, clerks and other professionals face very difficult working conditions, while our patients live with the lack of access to required services because of the drastic cuts in recent years and the centralization of power in the Ministry of Health,” reads the letter, which was published February 25.

“The only thing that seems to be immune to the cuts is our remuneration,” the letter says.

Canada has a public health system which provides “universal coverage for medically necessary health care services provided on the basis of need, rather than the ability to pay,” the government’s website says.

The 213 general practitioners, 184 specialists, 149 resident medical doctors and 162 medical students want the money used for their raises to be returned to the system instead.

“We believe that there is a way to redistribute the resources of the Quebec health system to promote the health of the population and meet the needs of patients without pushing workers to the end,” the letter says.

“We, Quebec doctors, are asking that the salary increases granted to physicians be canceled and that the resources of the system be better distributed for the good of the health care workers and to provide health services worthy to the people of Quebec.”

A physician in Canada is paid $260,924 ($339,000 Canadian) for clinical services by the government’s Ministry of Health per year on average, according to a report from the Canadian Institute for Health Information published in September 2017. On average, a family physician is paid $211,717 ($275,000 Canadian) for clinical services and a surgical specialist is paid $354,915 ($461,000 Canadian), according to the same report.
Photo by Caiaimage/Robert Daly

This is total gross pay, however, and does not take into account overhead each doctor pays to operate, as the Canadian Institute for Health Information is careful to point out to CNBC Make It.

In May 2016, one physician publicly broke down the cost of running his family practice, and though he brought in $231,033 ($300,000 Canadian), he was left with $136,906 ($177,876 Canadian) after subtracting his business expenses — but before taxes and employment benefits are taken out.

The cost of medical school in Canada is subsidized by provincial governments, according to The Association of Faculties of Medicine of Canada. The cost varies depending on whether a student is a Canadian citizen, permanent resident or foreign student and the particular school. For Canadian citizens or permanent residents, tuition for the first year of medical school ranges from $2567 ($3,334 Canadian) to $20,064 ($26,056 Canadian), according to The Association of Faculties of Medicine of Canada’s website.

The same group, the Médecins Québécois pour le Régime Public (MQRP), that published the aforementioned public letter, also published a letter on February 17 opposing $500 million worth of pay increases for specialist doctors. The group called the pay increase “indecent.”

And on February 1, the MQRP published a letter denouncing working conditions of nurses.

“The nurses are exhausted by a heavy workload. They argue that the chronic lack of staff and the fatigue caused by repeated overtime, sometimes mandatory, for lack of replacement of the team, have an impact on the safety of patient care,” the letter says.

Source: http://www..com/2018/03/canadian-doctors-protest-salary.html

Celebrities / Davido Reacts To Video Of Him Falling While Trying To Climb A Stage In Rwanda by Oluwolex2000(m): 7:51pm On Mar 04
Source - .COM

Nigerian singer, David Adeleke widely know as Davido is having less of time for himself and as it is evident now, it is really telling on him, physically.

Davido who kicked off the first version of his 2018 ’30 Billion World Tour’ last night with a performance at the Amahoro Stadium in Kigali, Rwanda had to pick himself from the floor after a botched entrance.

He gave his best to his ever bustling fans but last night’s concert at the Rwanda stadium saw the star fall on stage as he attempted to make his grand entrance.

As he was about to climb onto the stage, he stumbled and rolled over in front of the audience but he quickly got up and continued like a big boy to the centre stage.

And he has responded on the page where the video was shared that body no be firewood as his fans encouraged him to rest awhile.

See video below..


Watch More: http://www..com/2018/03/davido-reacts-to-video-of-him-falling.html

Celebrities / Jay Z Dethrones Diddy At The Top Of Forbes’ List Of Wealthiest Hip Hop Artistes by Oluwolex2000(m): 2:38pm On Mar 02
Source - .COM

American rapper, Jay Z has dethroned music executive, Sean “Diddy” Combs to rank as the world’s wealthiest hip-hop artist.

Thanks to heady champagne and cognac investments, according to data released by Forbes magazine on Thursday.

The 48-year-old Hard Knock Life rapper and music mogul increased his estimated net worth in 2017 to $900 million, up by $90 million from the year before in the annual list compiled by Forbes.

Combs, 48, who had been hip-hop’s wealthiest artist since Forbes first released the list in 2011, grew his estimated $825 million fortune by a tepid $5 million last year, Forbes said.

The primary driver of Jay Z’s wealth came from investments in luxury champagne brand Armand de Brignac and D’Usse cognac, while lukewarm trends in the vodka and cable television sectors weighed on Combs’ investments in Diageo’s Ciroc vodka and the TV network Revolt, Forbes said.

Jay Z’s tenure at the top spot may be short lived. Hip-hop’s third-wealthiest figure, Dr. Dre, is expected to add a nine-figure windfall of Apple stock to his estimated $770 million wealth this summer, Forbes said. Apple acquired Dr. Dre’s headphone and audio speaker company Beats in 2014.

Drake and Eminem rounded out the latest top five, tied with an estimated $100 million fortune each.

Forbes compiled the list by valuing major assets, examining financial documents and consulting analysts, attorneys, managers and other industry players.

Source: http://www..com/2018/03/jay-z-dethrones-diddy-at-top-of-forbes.html
Romance / How I Has Sex With My Three Uber Drivers - Lady Narrates by Oluwolex2000(m): 2:49pm On Mar 01
Source - .COM

An Uber passenger, has revealed how she had intercourse with three of her Uber drivers,including one time in a car park at the back seat.

Speaking to WHIMN, the former retail worker, lifted the lid on how her X-rated Uber encounters began following splitting up with her boyfriend of six years.

Read her story as told to Melanie Hearse below:

I was in a long-term relationship for about six years. We had a pretty racy sex life – we’d had a few threesomes, we weren’t shy about sex in public places, and we’d tried all kinds of role play.

While our sex life was great, our relationship ran its course. I had retrained a few years earlier and gone from working in retail just to earn money to working in a higher-stress industry that I really love.

My partner was still working just for the paycheck, so we had different mindsets.

I also started spending more time with work friends, and he just wasn’t that interested in our conversations, so we spent less and less time together.

We stayed friends and continued to hook up often, but when he met a new lady that stopped – it was all amicable, but obviously, she wasn’t super comfortable with me being around, which I understand.

I’d met up with a few guys through Tinder, and I honestly wasn’t looking for anything serious.

One night I went out with work friend for an early dinner, and I shared an Uber home with a colleague as it was dark when we left.

We’d been talking discreetly about the last few dudes we’d found through dating apps.

My friend was dropped off first, and I moved into the front seat next to the driver, who I’d suddenly noticed was hot.

We chatted about the traffic and his passengers that day, and I did the wedding ring check – all clear.

Not being especially shy, I asked him if he’d overheard our conversation about our previous hook-ups, and he smiled and nodded.

Then I asked him if he was in a relationship. When he said no, I asked him how he found himself “dates.”

We shared some Tinder fail stories, then, as we were getting closer to my house, I asked him if he’d ever had sex with a passenger.

He said they weren’t allowed to, but he’d been tempted a few times.

What about if he gave me his number and I called him? Would that be breaking the rules? He nodded towards a deck of his business cards with a grin.

His phone pinged a few seconds later and without saying anything else, he parked the car and we went inside.

As soon as we were inside, he pushed me up against the wall and kissed me while I took off his shirt. Twenty seconds later we were on the hallway floor, having amazing, scare-the-neighbors-loud sex.

It was great fun but I knew I’d never see him again – it did make me look at my Uber drivers in a new light, however.

My next few trips were total busts but then late one night, I ordered an Uber to take me home from work and the driver was just smoking hot, with a ready smile, and was easy to talk to and funny.

We had a 20-minute drive to get to my place, so I had plenty of time for flirting.

This guy was much blunter than the last. He smiled at me and asked if I was flirting with him.

When I said yes, he asked how far I was planning on taking it. I asked him if he was up for anything and he asked if I wanted to go back to his place, my place or if I was keen for something a little more adventurous.

It’d been a while since I’d done anything especially wild, so I chose option C. He drove down to the local waterfront parking lot – basically empty at this time of night, but being so close to the water, there were plenty of restaurants close by.

He turned the ride meter off on his phone, then leaned over, and while kissing me, grabbed a condom from the glovebox and asked if I wanted to take things to the backseat.

We moved to the back, and without much fanfare, I climbed onto his lap and went for it. It had been ages since I’d indulged my love of sex in a public place, so that, along with being on top, meant I climaxed quickly.

Given I’d been pretty vocal about it, and he had a full night’s work ahead of him, he was only a minute or so behind. We moved back to the front seat and had a quiet drive home.

By this point, I’d developed something of a reputation amongst my friends, and it was this reputation that ended up scoring me my third Uber sex story.

I was with a group after a night out when we got into an Uber together to ride home. The driver was not exactly my type, but certainly cute.

We started talking and laughing, and one of my friends, who was a bit drunk, giggled and warned him to look out, as I’d slept with a few drivers.

He raised one eyebrow and said it wouldn’t be the worst way to end a shift.

After we dropped her off, he asked if I wanted to go out for coffee. I said while he seemed really nice, I wasn’t looking for anything serious, so I was only really only interested in a quick “coffee” at my place.

All I can say is that he might not have been my usual type, but I did get to finally try something I’ve wanted to for a while – sex with a guy that could lift me up off the floor and keep going until I was done.

Read More: http://www..com/2018/03/how-i-has-s3x-with-my-three-uber.html

Politics / Yusuf Buhari Arrives Nigeria After Germany Treatment, Meets His Father by Oluwolex2000(m): 10:37am On Mar 01
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Yusuf Buhari, son of President Buhari, has arrived Nigeria safely after he underwent further treatment in Germany due to injuries he sustained in a bike accident last December.

Following Yusuf’s involvement, facts emerged on how Yusuf secretly acquired the multi million naira bikes, as Blog exclusively gathered from a reliable source at the presidency that the BMW power-bikes, with a whopping sum of $157, 000 each from Germany were acquired secretly by Yusuf around June, 2017 at the instance of his friend, Bashir Gwandu.

Meanwhile, the President has revealed on Tuesday while addressing a meeting of the party’s National Executive Committee (NEC) in Abuja, the Federal Capital Territory, that his administration has spent the last two years digging Nigeria out of the mess it was in the previous Government.

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Religion / Authorities Shut Down 700 Noisy Churches In Rwanda by Oluwolex2000(m): 1:55am On Mar 01
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About 700 churches have been closed down in Rwanda for failing to comply with building regulations and for noise pollution. Rwandan authorities said that 714 churches and one mosque would be shut in Kigali for allegedly failing to meet safety and hygiene standards.

“Some churches conduct their worship services in shoddy and unclean structures, to the detriment of people’s health and safety,” said Anastase Shyaka, head of the Rwanda Governance Board, which monitors public and private organisations.

“Cases of noise pollution have also been reported while some operate without the required operation permits,” he added.

He said the shutdown which mainly affects Pentecostal churches — would go into effect Thursday.

The churches have been asked to “halt operations until they meet the requirements.”

Most of the churches that will be closed are small, with congregations of hundreds of worshippers.

The crackdown is also expected to affect churches outside the capital in the coming months.

Church representatives criticised the move, saying authorities were being too strict.

“Those that failed to implement a few requirements should be reopened and allowed to work while fixing the problems raised,” said Bishop Innocent Nzeyimana, president of the Churches’ Forum in Nyarugenge district, which includes Kigali.

Starting a church in Rwanda requires a government certificate that expires after one year.

Rwanda is also preparing a new law on the operations of faith-based organisations, which is likely to make it harder for new churches to be created.

The reason, government says, is that some preachers “deceive their congregation with misleading sermons.”

Some preachers accuse authorities of trying to control the message they send to their congregations, in a country often accused by rights groups of stifling free speech.

When the law is passed, as expected this year, preachers will be required to undertake theology courses.

Early this month, Rwanda suspended a Christian radio station for airing a preacher who delivered a “hateful” live sermon against women.

Source: http://www..com/2018/02/authorities-shut-down-700-noisy.html

Celebrities / BBNaija: Don Jazzy Reacts To Bambam And Teddy-A Sex On TV by Oluwolex2000(m): 9:23pm On Feb 27
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Still on the Big Brother Naija 2018 update… Another Celebrity has commented on the latest happening in the show.

Ace Music Producer and Mavin Boss, Don Jazzy has reacted to the BamBam and TeddyA sex video making rounds on social media.

Recall that the Big Brother Nigeria housemates were captured by the cameras having sex in the toilet early this morning, and it came barely a day after Teddy A denied accusations by other housemates that they were among the couples having sex in the house.

The video quickly went viral. The couple trended the whole day, stirring mixed reaction among fans; while some prudes condemned the housemates, other dismissed the video as simply consensual sex between two adults.

Now, Don Jazzy has reacted to the trending video.

First, he posted a video of himself singing to Sister Nancy’s hit song, Bam Bam, then he encouraged his fans not to judge the couple.

I’m not even judging. Last last body is not fire wood o. U never use toilet before Cast the first stone �‍♂️�‍♂️

He shared the video Below and captioned it WataBamBam;

Watch Below;


Source: http://www..com/2018/02/bbnaija-don-jazzy-reacts-to-bambam-and.html

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Celebrities / The Only Way To A Man's Heart Is If You Satisfy Him Sexually - Curvy Actress by Oluwolex2000(m): 9:35pm On Feb 26
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Nollywood actress and scriptwriter, Angel Christopher, has called on Nigerians to stop associating s*x to Satan.

According to her, it was God that created s*x to be enjoyed by men and women, adding that s*x is holy.

Angel, who has been criticized by many for presenting herself as a s*x and relationship expert, added that the Bible has not given the directive for lovers to only engage in the missionary s*x style alone.

She wrote on Instagram, “A lot of people don’t associate s*x with God – they associate it with Satan and darkness, as if s*x is not holy. What they need to understand is that God created man and woman and he made s*x to be enjoyed by them.

“The Bible is explicit when it comes to s*x. S*x is holy within marriage, and there is no prescribed style. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that the missionary position is the only s*xual style.

“Not discussing s*x in a marriage is a bad thing. Women, wake up from your slumber, if he’s not doing the styles with you, he’s definitely doing it with someone else, gone are those days when they say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, now, the way to a man’s heart is how you respect and satisfy him in bed. Men love s*x.”

More Photos: http://www..com/2018/02/the-only-way-to-mans-heart-is-if-you.html

Celebrities / #bbnaija: Why C0ndoms Are Missing In The House - Miracle by Oluwolex2000(m): 3:12pm On Feb 26
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Big Brother Naija 2018 housemate, Miracle, has revealed why there are missing condoms in the house.

Miracle, speaking to Tobi said condoms were missing because some housemates were having s*x in the shower.

This is coming after some of the housemates last week disclosed that the number of condoms in the house had reduced and no one accepted to have used them.

According to Miracle, he noticed the reduction in the number of condoms even before he had s*x with Nina. Recall that Miracle and Nina were after last week Saturday party purportedly caught having s*x under the blanket

Miracle, who is the head of house, while explaining his point, however, accused housemates, Bambam, Teddy A, Lolu and Anto for using the condoms in the bathroom because there are no cameras in the toilet.

He said, “You no dey see things for this house pass me, Anto & Lolu, BamBam & Teddy don knack since.

”Na why condom dey miss for this house.”

Source: http://www..com/2018/02/bbnaija-why-c0ndoms-are-missing-in.html

Family / These Are The Worst Wedding Day Stories You’ll Ever Read by Oluwolex2000(m): 1:25pm On Feb 25
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Another Saturday came and went few days ago. How many of you attended a wedding? Did anything funny or weird happen?

In fact, what’s the funniest, weirdest or silliest thing you’ve ever seen at a wedding?

Let me go first.

Wedding 1:

The groom’s sister demanded that one of the bridesmaid’s picking money should hand over all the money that was being sprayed to her.
The bridesmaid refused, as she was under strict instructions not to do so.

Right there on the dance floor, the groom’s sister slapped the bridesmaid and dragged the bag of money from her.

I was the bridesmaid that was slapped. Chai! �

Wedding 2:

After the wedding, as we were taking pictures, the bride and groom got into a heated argument.

The mother of the groom wanted to follow the couple to their new home. The bride objected, saying it was their wedding night, for them alone. The groom said she had no right or authority to object, that his mother was coming home, as they had a lot to gist about.

I later heard that the groom and his mother spent the wedding night together, on the same bed, while his wife slept in the guest room.

The marriage ended after 2 years.

Wedding 3:

At the reception, the chief bridesmaid was giving her toast.

She said, “I’m so happy to witness this wedding today. The couple are my friends and I was there from the beginning of the relationship.

They are a good example of the fact that having sex on the first date doesn’t mean that man won’t marry you. They met at So-and-so Club and went home together that day. And today, we’re celebrating their wedding.”

You could’ve heard a pin drop in that hall. ����

Wedding 4:

At the church, the pastor asked us all to stand, as the bride was about to march in. We all stood. Then there was a commotion at the back of the church.
The bride had changed her mind. She said she wasn’t matching in again, that she was under a lot of pressure and was about to make a grave mistake.

No amount of begging changed her mind o.
That’s how the wedding was cancelled and we went home without eating party Jollof.


This one, the wedding didn’t hold sha.

The bride-to-be discovered a couple of weeks to wedding that her husband-to-be and her mother were having an affair.

This other one happened when I was in Enugu. The groom left a letter to be delivered to the bride an hour after the wedding was supposed to have started.

He wrote in the letter that he’d left for the US and he was ditching her at the altar because 5 years before, the girl and her ex-boyfriend refused to give him a lift during a rainstorm.

Oya talk your own.

READ MORE: http://www..com/2018/02/these-are-worst-wedding-day-stories.html

Business / Richest Woman In Nigeria Dragged On Twitter After Her Recent Tweet by Oluwolex2000(m): 9:15pm On Feb 24
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See the exchange below:

Source: http://www..com/2018/02/richest-woman-in-nigeria-dragged-on.html
Events / Photos And Highlights From MASS 5.0 Ibadan by Oluwolex2000(m): 12:26pm On Feb 24
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The most anticipated praise worship program in the south western parts of Nigeria was ones again held in the city of Ibadan.

After shutting down places like places like Government Technical College, Osogbo on Friday 11th October, 2013, 5,868 youths from OAU, UNIOSUN, Federal Polytechnic Ede, IREEPOLY, BOWEN University converged on the ancient town of Osogbo to raise high intensity praise.

Oluyemi Kayode stadium at Ado-Ekiti, Ekiti State on Friday, 31st October, 2014, where 4,202 youth drawn from EKSU, Federal Polytechnic Ado-Ekiti, College of Education, Ikere-Ekiti etc. rend the heavens with their voices.

The rocky city of Abeokuta in Ogun State hosted over 7,400 youths from FUNAAB, Babcock, MAPOLY, FCE Osiele, IlaroPoly on Friday, 30th October, 2015 at Abeokuta Sports Club and despite the rain, they had maximum fun.

Next stop was at Akure, Ondo State on Friday 10th March, 2017 at the popular Democracy Park where 5,800 youths from FUTA, Adeyemi College of Education, FECA & Rufus Giwa Polytechnic converged in an electrifying night of Praise.

And now it has finally happened in the ancient city of Ibadan, Despite forces saying it can't hold but let the pictures below speak contents to you.

Artistes like Tim Godfrey, Beejay Sax, Yetunde Are, Sammie Okposo, Big Bolaji, Sola Allyson, Mike Abdul, Tolucci were all there to grace the occasion with their God's given voices.

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Celebrities / Bbnaija: Nina Attacks Miracle For Telling Other Housemates They Had Sex by Oluwolex2000(m): 10:26am On Feb 22
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Big Brother Naija Housemates, Miracle and Nina recently engaged in a heated verbal exchange.

Nina accused her former strategic partner, Miracle of sharing their sexual encounter with the other housemates.

Recall, the pair were caught on camera twice, having sex in the big brother house, to the surprise of many.

On Wednesday, while in the diary room, Nina told Big Brother that she no longer understands Miracle as he was much more calm and a very cool guy when they were together.

Nina later confronted Miracle for telling other housemates their secret, in her words, she said; “You have change a lot. This is not the person I used to know.”

This angered Miracle who demanded what exactly he had done wrong. In response, Nina said, “I never know you talk too much. Why did you tell them that we had sex on camera.

“Our relationship has depreciated and you no longer care about me. I longer enjoy the relationship the way I used to.”

Miracle, on the other had, showed no remorse whatsoever as he gave reasons that they were no longer as close as before. He even told Nina not to jump to the conclusion that she knew him, asking, “For how long did you know me? How can you even say you know me before?”

Source: http://www..com/2018/02/bbnaija-nina-attacks-miracle-for.html

Celebrities / #bbnaija2018: I Disgraced My Mother - Kbrule On Disqualification by Oluwolex2000(m): 10:13am On Feb 22
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Big Brother Naija 2108 former housemate, Kbrule had a Live Q&A session, organized on Payporte’s Instagram page for evicted housemates, and he’s revealed that he’s not happy he left the game so early.

Brule who was disqualified with the then-head of house & his strategic partner, Khloe, said that he’s angry with himself, because he literally disgraced his mother and let his fans down by getting disqualified from the show.

“I am angrier with myself for disgracing my mother letting her and my fans down. I want nothing more than to make it up” he said after a fan told him she was mad at him .

When asked if he was going to go on with dating Khloe he said “Hahaha Nah” and when further asked how he felt when Khloe kept insulting him in the house, he had this to say “This poor broken lady is acting out of insecurity take it easy on her”

On who he’d want to vote out if given the opportuinity he mentioned CeeC and when he was asked if he could quit alcohol he said ” I normally drink responsibly, i was carried away by trying to put on a show”.

Source: http://www..com/2018/02/bbnaija2018-i-disgraced-my-mother.html

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