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Crime / Re: Hoodlums Attack Ogun Police Checkpoint, Injure One, Cart Away Rifle by ottohan: 9:04pm On Oct 01, 2021
Bighead9:


Cc
Seu.n, OA.M4J, lalasticl.ala, my.nd44 Rule 2
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Kill Fulani Cows In Nnewi, Anambra State (Pictures) by ottohan: 4:26pm On Oct 01, 2021
Bighead9:
It's official, the East is now in chaos.
I saw hundreds of IGBO Men, Women and Children as they walk along the highway with luggages on their heads. When I ask them, they said they are from Anambara and they are relocating from the EAST to the North in search of greener pasture. They claimed that, the EAST is no longer safe for them.

I really pitty them
Its your ancestors that will carry their luggages and relocate to IDP camps where your sisters will be raped by soldiers guarding them.
Pets / Re: Dog Adopts A Human Pose While Cruising Down A Highway( Pics, Video) by ottohan: 7:08pm On Sep 29, 2021
NLPoliceWoman:

Seu.n Myn.d44 Dom.inique Justwise.
Rule 2
U no get sense ooo....
So u still did what he said after all.

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Sports / Re: Ballon D’or 2021: Two Winners To Be Announced This Year by ottohan: 2:18pm On Sep 27, 2021
My take on the Ballon D'or winners...

2020- Lewandosky

2021- Kante/Jorginho

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Politics / Re: Highlights Of President Muhammadu Buhari #UNGA76 Address, September 24, 2021 by ottohan: 4:31pm On Sep 24, 2021
osuofia2:
We love you baba Buhari. The Incorruptible General
Look at this compound fool

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Politics / Re: IPOB: We Will Lockdown South-East For One Month If FG Fails To Bring Nnamdi Kanu by ottohan: 3:50pm On Sep 22, 2021
Emergingnation:
It'll shocked you, don't under estimate the resolved of the Igbos.
If you guys try that, then you and your ipob miscreants will see hell.

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Crime / Re: 45-Year-Old Man Rapes & Impregnates 19-Year-Old Daughter In Ogun by ottohan: 4:29pm On Sep 20, 2021
Fhh
Foreign Affairs / Re: Gunman Opens Fire At Perm State University, Russia. 8 Dead (Graphic) by ottohan: 10:00am On Sep 20, 2021
omoadeleye:
Unknown gun men dan dey leave Nigeria shore to cause mayhem
Typical Nigerian, takes serious issues for a joke

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Properties / Re: My Neighbor Denies Me Sleep With His Generator by ottohan: 10:02pm On Sep 19, 2021
erubati:
Hello nairalanders, Please as I am typing this short piece, am seriously boiling with rage as am unable to sleep. There is a building beside my house where one of the occupants is always putting on his gen at any slightest opportunity of NEPA outage.

The most annoying aspect is that he uses the generator deep into the night and the noise usually affects my sleep. Presently, there is light in the area but I guess they did not recharge their prepaid meter so he switched on his generator since around 7pm and he is yet to switch it off as am typing.

Is a tenant given the right to switch in his gen overnight while denying others the right to good night rest. I am thinking of reporting him to the appropriate Lagos State authority but don't know which one can take it up seriously.
I understand...
There should be acceptable dB of noise that should be allowed within a neighborhood to be fair.

Kajaard:


It's his money and his fuel. Sadly there is nothing you can do about it. I would advise you to get some noise cancelling headphones to cancel out the noise once he puts on his gen.
That's a defeatist mentality.....so if he gets those that you have prescribed, how then does he hear someone calling him in the event of an emergency?

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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With A Note In A Tray At A Restaurant (Video) by ottohan: 9:59pm On Sep 19, 2021
saphiere:
God when?


Father please forgive my sins and put a smile on my face IJN
Lol...
Is the future no longer female?

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Politics / Re: Angry Residents Attack Police Station In Sokoto, Kill 13 Suspected Bandits by ottohan: 3:11pm On Sep 19, 2021
Ademola47:


This part doesn't add up. How will unarmed people overpower a police station with officers well armed. Not even a police post, but a divisional headquarters.

Most likely that the police are overwhelmed by the bandits activities and knew handing them to their Ogas (senior police authority) won't yield any result (as they will be later released).

They stylishly gave them to the youths to kill, saying they were overpowered since it's against their code of conduct.
Mumu....
What the youths did was a good thing because those bandits will subsequently be released.
Politics / Re: VAT: FIRS’ Exclusive List Push Suffers Setback At NASS by ottohan: 6:12am On Sep 19, 2021
Modrovdeux:


And at the end of the day, many of you would pay higher for some of your favorite consumer products due to....higher VAT in some states, plus double vat collection (VAT being collected on goods sold in Lagos for distribution in Enugu..where another VAT would be collected)

Plus, it does not solve the issue of low level of taxation by state and federal governments.
This isn't a reason

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Education / Re: 10 Dogs Owned By Anambra School Proprietor Feast On 2yrs Old Prospective Pupil by ottohan: 4:35pm On Sep 18, 2021
Ghj
Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Celebrates 2face Idibia's 46th Birthday With Loved-Up Photo by ottohan: 3:37pm On Sep 18, 2021
WHAT MONEY CANNOT DO CANNOT EXIST
cheesy
Food / Re: Mention One Funny Food Combination You Know About by ottohan: 10:59am On Sep 18, 2021
newbornmacho:
Garri and sugar soaked in water, with bread
Gross
Sports / Re: Chelsea Star, Reece James Reveals CCTV Of Thieves That Broke Into His Home by ottohan: 7:01am On Sep 18, 2021
Dozie32:


I am already dead, I shall know no peace in my entire miserable and useless life..I am a rapist.
Sports / Re: Chelsea Star, Reece James Reveals CCTV Of Thieves That Broke Into His Home by ottohan: 6:59am On Sep 18, 2021
Dozie32:


I am already dead, I shall know no peace in my entire miserable and useless life..I am a rapist.
Thank God you have confessed.
Sports / Re: Chelsea Star, Reece James Reveals CCTV Of Thieves That Broke Into His Home by ottohan: 12:37am On Sep 18, 2021
Dozie32:


Na my poor and stupid parents go be victims to armed robbers.
Food / Re: Rising Cost Of Food: How It Has Changed My Eating Habit by ottohan: 1:16pm On Sep 17, 2021
Davash222:

You can't eat soup and fufu for N100 and still have sense.
You are just getting on his nerves
Hahaha
cheesy grin
Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy: "I Am Still Single Because I Am Way Too Sexy" Video by ottohan: 11:09am On Sep 17, 2021
Dgg
Politics / Re: IPOB’s Sit-At-Home Order Affecting Preparations For Election in Anambra - INEC by ottohan: 7:51am On Sep 17, 2021
Rtu

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Sports / Re: Chelsea Star, Reece James Reveals CCTV Of Thieves That Broke Into His Home by ottohan: 7:05am On Sep 17, 2021
Dozie32:
You're a big man, allow the poor to steal from you .
That is what you tell your victims when you steal from them right?
Sports / Re: Chelsea Star, Reece James Reveals CCTV Of Thieves That Broke Into His Home by ottohan: 7:03am On Sep 17, 2021
NobleSeed:
if his house is in London ARTETA and his boy's should be held responsible..those guys can't be trusted. grin
boys
Crime / Re: Man Searched Quran For Forgiveness Of Murder, Before Slashing Ex-wife's Throat by ottohan: 12:33pm On Sep 14, 2021
Iliya1520:


It connected to Islam because of Christianity selfish, when a christian killed a Muslim commuters in jos, that one has considered as crime, but I know if it was Muslim committed that crime all the world would shouted to start shouting at Muslim.
Utter rubbish
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Shares Amazing Pictures Of Her Late Mother 20yrs After Her Death by ottohan: 12:04am On Sep 14, 2021
BOOOMNAIJA:
Ur mama marry

Yet, u no wan marry.

Bhet why?? lipsrsealed

Trying to be funny but ended up looking stupid

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Politics / Re: 5G Not Harmful To Our Health, Pantami Tells Nigerians by ottohan: 4:56am On Sep 09, 2021
DubaiLandLord:
Only dullards believe 5G is harmful to the health.

For the first time, a head slammer and cow breast sucker with unconnected beards is sounding sophisticated.

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