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+18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 5:35pm On Aug 07, 2021
The p*ssy is too sweet, so I refused to f*ck and decided to eat.

I told her to dance so we can record a slow motion dance video and make money from it instead of having sex since I'm gay.

If you're in my shoe, what would you do?

Modified: Pictures deleted. You came too late.
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by UncleKoboko: 5:47pm On Aug 07, 2021
Ọdẹ
Ọmọ irankiran

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 5:48pm On Aug 07, 2021
F*ck, these bastards just took this light. It's heavy rain here and terrible lightning.

Modified: it's back after less than 2 minutes.

If you want to live in a place you'll never pay for light bill and enjoy 24/7 power supply from year to year, come over here.

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Mozino007(m): 5:51pm On Aug 07, 2021
Ilegend u no go die well I swear!!!!
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 5:55pm On Aug 07, 2021
Mozino007:
Ileg.end u no go die well I swear!!!!

My joy is that in 130 years or less from now, we'll all be gone. So, fear not. By the way, what have I done against you?

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Executer: 5:58pm On Aug 07, 2021
See cruise...let me be your boy sir (in hushpuppy's voice)

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Paswill(m): 5:58pm On Aug 07, 2021
iLegendd:
F*ck, these bastards just took this light. It's heavy rain here and terrible lightning.

Modified: it's back after less than 2 minutes.

If you want to live in a place you'll never pay for light bill and enjoy 24/7 power supply from year to year, come over here.

Where?
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by BaEnki(m): 6:04pm On Aug 07, 2021
Boss abeg how I fit secure accommodation for your area?

I really want to change my environment ASAP.
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 6:05pm On Aug 07, 2021
Executer:
See cruise...let me be your boy sir (in hushpuppy's voice)

Cruise is for everyone no matter your background. This is why we preach to people to legitimately work 90% smart and 10% hard, but Nigerians like the opposite (90% hard and 10% smart) and they do it illegally and with pride.

Pride should only be reserved for those who attained something tangible legally.

For your name to be Executer, you're either a programmer or a cultist? Which are you?

After telling me, I'll give you two options and they are

1. A secret that'll change your life or
2. 1k recharge card.

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 6:08pm On Aug 07, 2021
UncleKoboko:
Ọdẹ
Ọmọ irankiran

You're right, brother. I wish you more success in your endeavor and your enemies will never get to you.
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Badbunny: 6:09pm On Aug 07, 2021
iLegendd:
I'm gay.

This really funny lmfao cheesy

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 6:15pm On Aug 07, 2021
Paswill:


Where?

The Niger Delta Republic. (TNDR)

Over here, oil companies flare their gas in the air, but luckily, they realized they are wasting it, so they built gigantic turbines for the residents for free. It will be free as long as gas doesn't run dry from the ground.

I know you would want me to be more specific, but that will jeopardize my anonymity. Do you want me to reveal it?

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Gobengroup(m): 6:18pm On Aug 07, 2021
Boss I sight you �
Drop some golden nuggets for us.
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Paswill(m): 6:24pm On Aug 07, 2021
iLegendd:


The Niger Delta Republic. (TNDR)

Over here, oil companies flare their gas in the air, but luckily, they realized they are wasting it, so they built gigantic turbines for the residents for free. It will be free as long as gas doesn't run dry from the ground.

I know you would want me to be more specific, but that will jeopardize my anonymity. Do you want me to reveal it?

Please do tell. I dey plan "pack-out" next year and steady light go really help my ministry move to the permanent site...
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Executer: 6:37pm On Aug 07, 2021
iLegendd:


Cruise is for everyone no matter your background. This is why we preach to people to legitimately work 90% smart and 10% hard, but Nigerians like the opposite (90% hard and 10% smart) and they do it illegally and with pride.

Pride should only be reserved for those who attained something tangible legally.

For your name to be Executer, you're either a programmer or a cultist? Which are you?

After telling me, I'll give you two options and they are

1. A secret that'll change your life or
2. 1k recharge card.
"Pride should only be reserved for those who attained something tangible legally" that's some premium bars you just dropped there sir!

FyI,I'm team legit and always down to learn from men like you who we see doing it the right way.

Lol at the bolded,I hate cultistism with the whole fiber of my being..i rather be a yahoo boy than be a cultist if am to choose.
Neither am I a programmer at the moment,but I've got dreams to be one.my "limitation" is just a laptop and hopefully with some of my mini investments,I should be able to afford one next year and really kick start my programming journey.

Executer is a name given to me in my secondary school days by my classmates in recognition for my nack for getting things done.whatever I put my mind to,I always got it done..be it ladies,academics etc
I always execute my missions lol and hence the name Executer(not d English meaning abi)

For your options,I know you can do both lol but a secret coming from someone like you is worth many 1k's ,so a secret it is.

Ps:thanks for your crypto thread,you laid the foundation for my understanding of the crypto space as I have today,and inspired me to invest in it.i am beginning to see the dividends.keep up the good work,and continue to pepper them haters lol

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by EmeraldHash(m): 6:41pm On Aug 07, 2021
I want to ask you a question so I can learn from you, but don't know what to ask, until this came to mind.
How did you study abroad, self sponsoring or by scholarship?
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by EmeraldHash(m): 6:43pm On Aug 07, 2021
Executer:


Ps:thanks for your crypto thread,you laid the foundation for my understanding of the crypto space as I have today,and inspired me to invest in it.i am beginning to see the dividends.keep up the good work,and continue to pepper them haters lol
Can you please recommend the crypto thread for me?
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 6:44pm On Aug 07, 2021
Gobengroup:
Boss I sight you �
Drop some golden nuggets for us.

In all you do as a man, don't work for money for more than 10 years. Put yourself in a position money will work for you.

Don't force your child to be what you want — allow him or her choose a career and as long as it's not disgraceful like being a porn star, stripper, etc., allow him/her.

Life is not all about going to school to learn, but by learning and educating yourself even without school, but your environment or the Internet.

Don't let a woman control you, be her your mom or the most beautiful and smartest woman on Earth and at the same time, don't be controlling just because you're a man. All you need to do is to be in control, but not controlling.

Don't live in the same area with Fulanis except you're a Fulani — e get why.

Invest more than you spend and don't laugh at people's predicament except they laughed at you first. At times, forgive them.

Help people, but only those your instinct told you to, not those who demand for it as if they're entitled to it.

Be great in bed (and as a man don't use drugs — it's addictive), but control your d*ck; don't allow it control you — e get why.

Any woman with a bad behavior during courtship should be discarded without remorse — if you ignore the red flags because of love and marry her, you've dug your early grave.

Don't fall in love with a woman, only fall in like. After 10 years of marriage and she has maintained her innocence, faithfulness, and kindheartedness, you can now fall in love with her — e get why.

Be more observant than reactive in all you do. Only be reactive when you want to stir water and catch fish (you know what I mean).

Don't kiss and tell — if you must tell, document it and convert it to a book, movie, etc. and make money from it and don't forget to give your partner his or her share.

Even if you don't believe in God, once in a while go on your knees and give praise go the sky — e get why.

Finally, always be honest, but note that being blunt is optional, but exercising, sleeping, and eating healthily aren't.

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Executer: 6:48pm On Aug 07, 2021
EmeraldHash:

Can you please recommend the crypto thread for me?
https://www.nairaland.com/6504311/crypto-total-beginners-guide-how#100752176 start with this then move to this other one for more insight:
https://www.nairaland.com/6318352/crypto-currency-investors-thread

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 6:51pm On Aug 07, 2021
EmeraldHash:
I want to ask you a question so I can learn from you, but don't know what to ask, until this came to mind.
How did you study abroad, self sponsoring or by scholarship?

Revealed all in my book Not Born a Crime.

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by studentofTruth: 7:01pm On Aug 07, 2021
iLegendd:
F*ck, these bastards just took this light. It's heavy rain here and terrible lightning.

Modified: it's back after less than 2 minutes.

If you want to live in a place you'll never pay for light bill and enjoy 24/7 power supply from year to year, come over here.

Which place is that with 24/7 light in Nigeria?
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 7:02pm On Aug 07, 2021
Executer:

"Pride should only be reserved for those who attained something tangible legally" that's some premium bars you just dropped there sir!

FyI,I'm team legit and always down to learn from men like you who we see doing it the right way.

Lol at the bolded,I hate cultistism with the whole fiber of my being..i rather be a yahoo boy than be a cultist if am to choose.
Neither am I a programmer at the moment,but I've got dreams to be one.my "limitation" is just a laptop and hopefully with some of my mini investments,I should be able to afford one next year and really kick start my programming journey.

Executer is a name given to me in my secondary school days by my classmates in recognition for my nack for getting things done.whatever I put my mind to,I always got it done..be it ladies,academics etc
I always execute my missions lol and hence the name Executer(not d English meaning abi)

For your options,I know you can do both lol but a secret coming from someone like you is worth many 1k's ,so a secret it is.

Ps:thanks for your crypto thread,you laid the foundation for my understanding of the crypto space as I have today,and inspired me to invest in it.i am beginning to see the dividends.keep up the good work,and continue to pepper them haters lol

Nice story and I like it, but when you're given an option of either cultism or Yahoo, decline and run to Google for help.

Because of time constraint, I'll only be able to offer 1k card. I put secrets in books now and make money from them.

I'll never get tired of making money because I planned helping millions of people with a huge fraction of my money.

So, find a way to redeem your card.

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Executer: 7:07pm On Aug 07, 2021
iLegendd:


Nice story and I like it, but when you're given an option of either cultism or Yahoo, decline and run to Google for help.

Because of time constraint, I'll only be able to offer 1k card. I put secrets in books now and make money from them.

I'll never get tired of making money because I planned helping millions of people with a huge fraction of my money.

So, find a way to redeem your card.
.thanks
Pls when you send it,let me know so I can edit my number
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Mozino007(m): 7:12pm On Aug 07, 2021
iLegendd:


My joy is that in 130 years or less from now, we'll all be gone. So, fear not. By the way, what have I done against you?
You are so fake!!!!How many upcomingGees u have put to smile in Benin here!..Fine, u are a forerunner, does that mean we no go still jam igungbe again?.....guy do d needful....boys are nt smiling.....
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 7:13pm On Aug 07, 2021
studentofTruth:


Which place is that with 24/7 light in Nigeria?


Some oil-rich local governments in The Niger Delta Republic — TNDR.

Even when I was doing my NYSC in Bayelsa, some years ago, there was this community, after Nedugo, at Ogbia, the place our corpers' lodge was located, had at least, 23 hours free light everyday.

When the oil company met those two communities and asked: what do you want? Constant free light or money, Nedugo chose money while that community chose light.

The one I explained above is Bayelsa, but mine is a different state called Rivers of hope and greatness, but under The Niger Delta Republic as well.

You can research about places with constant free light in Bayelsa and people from that state will tell you.
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Mide3367: 7:14pm On Aug 07, 2021
I don't know if iLegendd is related to reno. They too dey dish out nuggets. More grace bro

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 7:16pm On Aug 07, 2021
Mozino007:
You are so fake!!!!How many upcomingGees u have put to smile in Benin here!..Fine, u are a forerunner, does that mean we no go still jam igungbe again?.....guy do d needful....boys are nt smiling.....

God in Heaven knows I'm confused with what you just typed, but to avoid drama, I'll just ignore you. Maybe, you're mistaking me for your fellow fraudsters. Lol.

See, if I become the president of this country, there will be instant death penalty for fraudsters and attempted fraud.

Why should I help an upcoming G to succeed in fraud when that is what I hate?

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 7:21pm On Aug 07, 2021
Executer:

0803... is my number...thanks
Pls when you send it,let me know so I can edit my number

Done, Sir.

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Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by EmeraldHash(m): 7:21pm On Aug 07, 2021
iLegendd:


Revealed all in my book Not Born a Crime.
The answers that I seek is inside a book. The question now is how much do I want it. Thanks
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by EmeraldHash(m): 7:22pm On Aug 07, 2021
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by Executer: 7:22pm On Aug 07, 2021
iLegendd:


Done, Sir.
Thank you so much sir I appreciate. God bless you
Re: +18: The P*ssy Is Too Sweet So I Did This [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 7:25pm On Aug 07, 2021
EmeraldHash:

The answers that I seek is inside a book. The question now is how much do I want it. Thanks

I do give away books at extremely cheap rates once in a while — during promo. It's not always about the money every time, but money is a necessity.

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