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Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by DLivingAncestor: 6:46pm On Feb 04, 2023
Therock5555:
Guys check out this my thread. I shared my experience there, I don't want to detail this thread, make we end this story in peace.



https://www.nairaland.com/7548766/experience-ndlea-jail





New chapter drops later in the night.....





Cc.

NapoleonT
Carterj007
Sulele04
Damibiz
Twoclans
Mayorofyentown
DLivingAncestor
Do4luv14
Sulele04
PraisePblaze
Hungerbadoo
Jojodjo
Candidlady



Please if I didn't tag you, no vex, I simply copied every moniker from my last chapter. Thanks for the patience y'all.


Still I Rock....



OP , I sight you

Na Man you be
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Hungerbadoo: 8:22pm On Feb 04, 2023
Peter pussy no fit quench you for 2023. Chaii my guy na real character. Anyway, you are the real G.A.O.T
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by REALretep(m): 10:15pm On Feb 04, 2023
Fire on Therock5555
I love your stories and your writing style
You truly rock πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

So sorry about your arrest and detention experience.
May God help you overcome your addictions and live a more rewarding and productive life.

If your stories are your personal true life story, then you are addicted to women/sex. You must strive to overcome that addiction before it completely destroys you. Thank God you are gradually overcoming your drug addiction.

Cheers

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Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 10:43am On Feb 07, 2023
dayleke:


Those three words up there are like music to the ears.
You are doing well bro.

πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

Hailings too bruh...

How's the new week going?
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 10:46am On Feb 07, 2023
ImmanuelMyron:


You know not the kinda joy and happ'ss you'd brought to my life thru ya story(I'm a sadkid, battlin' deppression all my life and lotta stuff i can't say not here) so you'nt updating steady hurt me alot...


Hello bruh, sorry about your depression battles, baba me sef na depression personified. Try reach me on WhatsApp(number on my sight) make we bubble, I ain't always online neither do I answer my messages quickly but I'll find time to cheer you up small.

Stay strong bruh...

Me sef I've been kind of depressed na why I never drop any update till now, but as I don see your comment, I'll drop complete chapter 11 specially dedicated to you later in the night, I hope it puts a smile on your face.

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Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 10:48am On Feb 07, 2023
Carterj007:
Thanks man for this write up.
I hope you're getting better.


Boss, I'm trying to be at my utmost behavior, it's not easy getting your privacy yanked off your feet after a long while.


I'll be fine Las Las....
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 10:49am On Feb 07, 2023
Damibiz:
We all have this devil in us that is under lock and keys,on no condition most you allow mine to over take me because blood most flow.....welct back bro


Why I like myself is that, I hardly react violently when I lose myself, I always allow my opponent to strike me first, sometimes more than once cause if I strike back, I fit kill person.

grin cheesy grin

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Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 10:50am On Feb 07, 2023
DLivingAncestor:




OP , I sight you

Na Man you be


I sight you too my G 🀠
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 10:51am On Feb 07, 2023
Hungerbadoo:
Peter pussy no fit quench you for 2023. Chaii my guy na real character. Anyway, you are the real G.A.O.T


Hahahaha oga pussy no fit quench me oh. I don reduce Wella oh.


My body count for 2023 so far na just 3...


Shebi I try nah 🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 10:55am On Feb 07, 2023
REALretep:
Fire on Therock5555
I love your stories and your writing style
You truly rock πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

So sorry about your arrest and detention experience.
May God help you overcome your addictions and live a more rewarding and productive life.

If your stories are your personal true life story, then you are addicted to women/sex. You must strive to overcome that addiction before it completely destroys you. Thank God you are gradually overcoming your drug addiction.

Cheers


Yes Sir, I used to be addicted to women/sex. I actually cut things down years back.

Before I dated a new chick average of 2 weeks but then I managed to date one chick for 4 years and I didn't regret much even though I was running like 2 or 3 side packages.

Since 2019 till now, I haven't actually dated nobody, just flings like once or twice a month, so I guess I've improved or will I say reduced a lot.

Remain to get another confirm Barney wey fit lead to marriage cause na my parents next point of action be that, infact that could be my only ticket to ever leave them again bar getting a job out of state....




As for the drug addiction, I actually cut lots of shits out long ago, I like one thing about myself, I don't do things that would get me completely addicted, so pulling out ain't too much of a problem.

I've stopped drinking years ago, I only do it occasionally, that's if person manage to drag me out of my house cause me no like comot.
I hardly take soft drinks too, water is bae.



As for smoking, all the folks I started smoking with are already at Loud, Colorado level but since I started, I never deviated from pure Mary Jane, na like a couple of times a year nai I dey drag AZ, which is when I'm with a Barney that is really into those things, nothing sweet pass weed abeg.

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Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 11:03am On Feb 07, 2023
Yoo Homies. Chapter 11 drops later...

Chapter 12 would drop on the 12th or 13th page, depending on una comments.

Make una manage with me, finding time to concentrate when mumsy is always calling me to run one errand or the other can be really depressing.

Still love Y'all.


Still I Rock!!!

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Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by ImmanuelMyron(m): 11:28am On Feb 07, 2023
Therock5555:



Hello bruh, sorry about your depression battles, baba me sef na depression personified. Try reach me on WhatsApp(number on my sight) make we bubble, I ain't always online neither do I answer my messages quickly but I'll find time to cheer you up small.

Stay strong bruh...

Me sef I've been kind of depressed na why I never drop any update till now, but as I don see your comment, I'll drop complete chapter 11 specially dedicated to you later in the night, I hope it puts a smile on your face.

Uduak.
This put more than a smile on my face.
You one of the best and great dude i ever met online since "The Preacher Son" story started...
I'm sorta phoneless but using TM(tecno mobile)that got only opera mini(button TM) but i can betcha that your vibe'd brings me joy.
STAY GALLANT MAN, WISH YOU THE GREATNESS AND PRODUCTIVE LIFE YOU'EVER WISH YOURSELF.
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by mayorofyentown(m): 12:52pm On Feb 07, 2023
HMM lemme start with saying ur writing skill is top notch. and you're free... like there's this vibe you bring...
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 11:22pm On Feb 07, 2023
ImmanuelMyron:


Uduak.
This put more than a smile on my face.
You one of the best and great dude i ever met online since "The Preacher Son" story started...
I'm sorta phoneless but using TM(tecno mobile)that got only opera mini(button TM) but i can betcha that your vibe'd brings me joy.
STAY GALLANT MAN, WISH YOU THE GREATNESS AND PRODUCTIVE LIFE YOU'EVER WISH YOURSELF.


Na you go enjoy the story pass cause you go read tire while scrolling tirelessly.

Baba believe, better phone go enter your hand before this year runs out...

Shout Amen...
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 11:23pm On Feb 07, 2023
mayorofyentown:
HMM lemme start with saying ur writing skill is top notch. and you're free... like there's this vibe you bring...


Na to begin make money remain, hahahaha. Thanks for the compliment sir ..

New chapter loaded...
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 11:25pm On Feb 07, 2023
DEDICATED TO IMMANUELMYRON


CHAPTER TWELVE
JANUARY 11th




I woke up with an arm wrapped around me, for a millisecond I thought it was a mighty snake trying to choke me but quickly realised that a lady was sleeping next to me. I wiggled away from her and rolled off the bed. I've never enjoyed waking up to a body next to me, nothing beats stretching your legs and arms when waking up while yawing like a spent fowl.


When I returned from the bathroom, X's bag caught my attention. I didn't really care the previous night but my curiousity got the best of me. I unzipped the bag and gasped, a pair of clothing and toiletries. Like seriously?

I went back to bed and laid next to her, she stirred and moved closer when she felt my presence.
"Good morning sweet." X said.


"Morning ma'am, hope your night was okay?" I replied.


"Uhmmm, yeah, you made it even better, but nothing beats morning sex." She replied as a finger slowly began circling my bare chest.


"Nah, stop joor. Let's not start this morning." I grabbed her hand.

"Why nah, I like morning sex." She moaned.


"And I need to go to work, I resume work today." I replied.


"Uhhh, can't you stay with me today, please."


"Are we forgetting something here, babe I'm not your boyfriend, so I don't have the liberty of keeping you company."


My words drove all the sleep out of her eyes as she quickly sat up, a singular frown spreading her face.

"What is that supposed to mean?" She asked.


"What is that supposed to mean?" I asked back. "Are you my girlfriend?"



"No, but I was waiting for you to ask me out officially cause I felt we're already a couple."



"No, we are not. Babe I didn't invite you to my house, remember? I came home, met you and Faith in my sitting room, I went to bed, woke up to find you in my bedroom, how does that equates to dating you?" I explained.



"Wow, guys. So this is what you're trying to say now after having fun with me?" She replied.


"Yes, we had fun but I am not ready for a relationship now. It's okay if we're friends with benefits but don't guilt trip me into a relationship, trust me, I'm the last person you'll want to try that with." I replied cooly.



"Do you actually know who you're talking to?" X said, her frown was more menancing.

I turned to her and smiled, "Yes, I know who I'm talking to. A girl that I just met about a week ago for the first time before seeing you again yesterday and who is in my bed trying to coarse me into being her boyfriend."



"Is that what you think of me?" She asked, alittle taken aback by my non chalant attitude. "Peter, I was the reason why those guys yesterday left in peace, they'll have emptied your house if they wanted and you wouldn't have done anything about. I spoke up for you cause I thought you were my guy and they respected me, now you are feeling like a Don right? Who the fΓΉΓ§k do you think you are?"


"Okay, babe. No need to drag egos or personalities. Thank you for saving my ass last night, I'm grateful for the extra help but if you think I can't stand my ground, please do ask them to come back, lemme surprise all of you." I replied boldly even though I knew that I was threading a very fine dangerous line.


"If not that I've grown fond of you, I'll have put call immediately, men for come grind your ass this morning." X barked.


"And if not that I've grown fond of you too, I'll have broken two of your teeth for trying to intimidate me untop my own bed but then I'm the president of Jew men association, so I can't and won't compete with you, so can we just do things the easy way, so that if we meet tomorrow, we could actually relate like friends, not enemies." I said calmly.


"Guy you dey fûçk up. Do you know how many guys would give a leg just to have me sitting next to them, talk more of seeing my panties. I thought you were a reasonable guy, I now know that you're dumb as everyone else."



I could see the pain and rage in her eyes as I rolled my eyes carelessly. Thoughts ran through my head as I thought on how to Savage the situation while perfecting my stance at the same time.

"Okay, I'm sorry for killing the romantic mood this morning, but as you know, this ain't my personal house, my parents would be back by the weekend and I'll need to clean up all evidences of my bad deeds, I sincerely hoped that what we had was a fling, that doesn't mean it should end either but I need you to leave and stay away too. I hope you understand?"

"This is not enough of an excuse, no guy has ever dumped me, and you can't be the first, I must have a say when to leave you or not. I can come to this house whenever I like, I don't fear your parents, they won't bite me." X replied defiantly.



"Yes, nobody would bite you but with all this your piercings, my mom would have a filled day preaching to you, my dad would baptise you afterwards with Holy ghost fire." I said smiling.


"Wait, are your parents preachers?"


I raised one eye brow as an answer. She was a little perplexed but still very deviant.
"Okay, I'll leave but atleast let me spend the rest of the day. I need to rest in quietness for awhile, my house is always filled with noises."


"No, I can't leave you in my house and go to work. I'll need to lock my door. What I can offer you is an opportunity to freshen up, I could sacrifice an hour or two so you could cook also, I ain't stone hearted to allow you go home hungry." I said sternly.


"What? Are you seriously pushing me out of your house?" She asked, looking hurt.


"Not immediately, atleast we can chill small first." I replied and stood off the bed.

Her blood shot eyes followed me as I slipped into the bathroom and turned on the shower, my heart was pounding recklessly. Yes I actually did what needed to be done, I was expecting heavy resistance but things were clicking somehow. Atleast she didn't go bonkers or apeshit..... Yet.


She was rolling up a joint when I walked back in, the blanket had ridden off her chest as I stared at those boobs, I wasn't really moved, I know she was tempting me for a reason but I've passed that stage of getting pussified, I mean I was shirtless too, right?


She didn't make an attempt to get up, so I went to fix us breakfast. I returned minutes later with two trays, I set one on a side stool next to X while the other went to my reading table. I sat backing her as I ate.

She grumbled about something before plugging away on her food. The stage for romantic plays were a pastime.

When I was through she still hadn't move from her position so I started dressing up, she got the message and sluggishly went into the bathroom.


Minutes went by before she appeared again, a huge frown serenaded her face as she fished out the extra pair of clothing from her side bag.


"But it's still early, where do you want me to go by this time?" She asked when she noticed me pouncing around impatiently.


"Go home, where else do you want to go?" I replied. She didn't reply back, the crossed look on her face showed that if she had a gun, she'll have blown my big mouth off my face.


I squeezed some Naira notes Into her palm, she also took more than half of the weed seized from the previous night raid, I didn't mind one bit, the money I gave her calm her down alittle because she was feeling used by a skinny kid who didn't give a damn about her.


Sometimes life ain't roses and candles, thorns and obstacles could present itself at any time, how you handle your challenges are all that matters.

We went opposite directions, I took extra caution by taking another road that led to where she followed, I watched her from a corner, making sure that she really was leaving for real, I didn't want any body to pull a surprise move on me. Girls like her could play really dirty.


Few minutes later I was back home. I changed my bed sheets before jumping back on my bed, my legs and arms spread wide like an eagle as I continued my sweet single man sleep, now I could roll, scratch and yawn to my heart's desire.

_______
A familiar voice from my window woke me up.
"Look at who is still sleeping by this time. After smoking all the weed finish."


"Guy if you no comot from my window, I'll stone you with saliva." I said with my eyes closed.


"Oga boss, please come and open door for me. I get one better gist for you." Faith said.


"Better gist!" That was my password, I quickly stood up from slumber and stared at my window, Faith large eyes stared back at me.



"Drop the gist, I'm listening. Na your voice you go use, not your whole body." I said smiling.


"Haba my guy, why are you behaving like a tyrant? Please open door let's talk, don't tell me you're still angry about yesterday's event." Faith said.


"No, yesterday is past. I'm just too tired to go open the door, X wan use pussy cripple me."



"Na true oh, where is she?"


"I've bounced her, who cares?"


"What, you bounce that girl? How? Babe wey say she like your house and would stay with you forever?" Faith was laughing.


"That's all of y'all businesses, all I know is that she's gone. Now are you telling me what you woke me up for or should I go back to bed?" I asked.



"Dude my babe dey come, I need you help...."


"Ahh, Faith, who dash you babe? This is ridiculous, go to the front lemme come open main door for you." I said and made for the door.


Faith entered after I opened the door, a bright spark lite his eyes as he informed me that his babe was coming to pay him a visit all the way from Abuja.

I could remember some weeks back during a cruise section, he told me of a certain lady who he had been dating right from school but I never took his word for true cause he never looked or sounded like someone that had a girlfriend, nor had the capability of maintaining a long distance relationship. I mean I've seen him making long calls but never had it resgister that a romantic partner could be at the other end of the line, his story sounded so surreal.


"So what do you want from me?" I asked.


"I need to host the girl in your house, that's all."


"I'm only going to agree because I haven't seen your babe before, but if she's ugly, both of you would sit outside so that the whole area could see you and your scrap babe." I teased him.


"Baba, the babe is from your state, I don't need to tell you how your state girls are fine, you'll see for yourself when she arrives." Faith assured me.


"For your dry mind, no girl from my state would look at you twice, if it was your own tribe's girl, I'll have believed you." I barked.



"Guy, don't worry, you'll testify yourself when she comes." Faith assured me.



I wasn't still convinced but all I could do was wait for his supposed beauty queen. My mind went to my two ladies, Queen and Blessing.

I tried both lines, Queen didn't pick while Blessing chided me for forgetting her for a few days. Why wouldn't I? when I've been getting drenched in dope and sex, with different girls, how can a brother remember all the girls?


I convinced Blessing to turn up later, due to her resistance, I suggested that she brought Zion along, he was a safe back up who could easily convince her folks that she was in safe hands while hoping to foil my plans if I tried anything. Blessing asked me to keep enough drinks and meat for her, I didn't mind, I had that covered already.

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Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Alapogentle: 11:26pm On Feb 07, 2023
Therock5555:



Na to begin make money remain, hahahaha. Thanks for the compliment sir ..

New chapter loaded...
modified the update sharp
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 11:28pm On Feb 07, 2023
DEDICATED TO ALAPOGENTLE

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Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 11:29pm On Feb 07, 2023
Alapogentle:
na because of you I come online and why i never sleep... I de wait for update rockπŸ˜ͺ


🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣😁😁😁😁😁 Bad guy, you commented just after the first part of the chapter, so you're stuck in-between the complete chapter 11.


Thanks for the patience, I had to dedicate the second part to you too. Hope you enjoy.

Sorry I didn't want to make the ending of the chapter too explicit cause the final chapter na 50 shades of purple...😌😌😌
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Alapogentle: 12:29am On Feb 08, 2023
Therock5555:



🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣😁😁😁😁😁 Bad guy, you commented just after the first part of the chapter, so you're stuck in-between the complete chapter 11.


Thanks for the patience, I had to dedicate the second part to you too. Hope you enjoy.
E sharp boss
Sorry I didn't want to make the ending of the chapter too explicit cause the final chapter na 50 shades of purple...😌😌😌
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by ImmanuelMyron(m): 7:55am On Feb 08, 2023
Thanks bigman rock.
*If you no dey a'ight for this life make i know wetin cause ham.*

More flaws...
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Seunfunmi18(m): 8:54am On Feb 08, 2023
OmoΓ—100000
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Damibiz(m): 10:15am On Feb 08, 2023
Nice update man.....be careful of X I know ladies like that can go to any length to get what they want
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 4:35pm On Feb 08, 2023
ImmanuelMyron:
Thanks bigman rock.
*If you no dey a'ight for this life make i know wetin cause ham.*

More flaws...


Amen oh, I claim your first paragraph, we must make am Las Las...

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Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 4:36pm On Feb 08, 2023
Damibiz:
Nice update man.....be careful of X I know ladies like that can go to any length to get what they want

Me wey don mad before? Hahahaha, I've meet crazier chicks than her jare, no be today.
Seunfunmi18:
OmoΓ—100000

E shock you?
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 4:37pm On Feb 08, 2023
Omor last chapter don ready oh, I just dey wait for next page.

Make una dey sleep for bicycle

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Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Seunfunmi18(m): 6:41pm On Feb 08, 2023
Therock5555:


Me wey don mad before? Hahahaha, I've meet crazier chicks than her jare, no be today.


E shock you?
The omo was me catching up.
Like I read through almost your whole threads grin grin cheesy
Anyways hope your folks aren't frustrating you much at home? grin grin

But wait, what happened to blessing and your babe pregnancy in that other thread?
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Alapogentle: 6:55pm On Feb 08, 2023
Therock5555:
Omor last chapter don ready oh, I just dey wait for next page.

Make una dey sleep for bicycle
so this sweet tori want end like that haha e no sharp at all
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 8:47pm On Feb 08, 2023
Seunfunmi18:

The omo was me catching up.
Like I read through almost your whole threads grin grin cheesy
Anyways hope your folks aren't frustrating you much at home? grin grin

But wait, what happened to blessing and your babe pregnancy in that other thread?


When you buy the full book, you go know 🀣🀣🀣🀣
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Therock5555(m): 8:50pm On Feb 08, 2023
Alapogentle:
so this sweet tori want end like that haha e no sharp at all


I go drop bonus chapter too, and BTW this story has dragged on for whopping months, e supposed don end eubfr last year if I hadn't misplaced my phone.

Abeg make e finish make I see road start new story jare....

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Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by mayorofyentown(m): 9:57pm On Feb 08, 2023
Correct boss.
Re: The Twelve Fuvk-filled Days Of New Year!!! by Alapogentle: 10:56pm On Feb 08, 2023
Therock5555:



I go drop bonus chapter too, and BTW this story has dragged on for whopping months, e supposed don end eubfr last year if I hadn't misplaced my phone.

Abeg make e finish make I see road start new story jare....
Omo that new tori wa u want u want start de totori my body gon

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