warrifinest1985:
My most embarassing moment in 2023, i took a girl out, and we were in the bar, and the bar attendant ask me what i want and i told him a bottle of cold star, and he asked the girl what she want and she said star too, and i told the bar attendant to give her stout and not star, and she said nooo star and not stout and i said nooo stout and not star, after much pressure i let her had her way and they gave her star, and we both were drinking our star and looking at each other eye ball to eye ball without saying anything to each other! It was kind of very embarassing because all my life i've never seen any woman drinking star before in a bar before, it was embarassing because everybody was just staring at us. She drank 4 bottles, afer the drink she resquest we both go to my place and i told her "go where? Enter keke make you dey go your papa house, and i deleted her number after she left because she embarassed me

pls what's wrong with a woman drinking star at the bar?

Prettygirl200:
No go die of heart attack oooo your poor family fit no get money buy casket bury you, take life easy my brother.

come and collect your waste beads that you left behind last night

Bigman101:


pls what's wrong with a woman drinking star at the bar?

where big stout dey? O wrong now

Goalnaldo:
My most embarrassing moment was when Tinubu, an octogenarian, who was a drug pusher and had no verifiable academic record was made president of a nation where more competent and healthy opponents were available. Very embarrassing.

Your father should be a bigger embarrassment to you. Tinubu is a former Governor, an achiever who laid the foundation of modern Lagos. He has produced Governors, Senators, a vice-president, President and other numerous achiever. Compare YOUR FATHER and TINUBU and see who you be ashamed of. SEYI TINUBU wey get the father is not ashamed of his father, you wey your papa no get achievement na him come dey shame for a whole President.

Grinabi:

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i mistakenly sent a pic of my dîck to my class whatsapp group.. i didn’t notice it in time to delete, then i started to receive phone calls but it was already too late.. everyone had seen it and probably saved it, the worst part is that i couldn’t delete for everyone cause over an hour had gone by and i couldn’t deny it cause evidence plenty for the pic, from the wristbands on my wrist to the dark knuckles i have.. i was so embarrased i didn’t attend classes until exam time and still the embarrassment was extreme. Mehn i’m thinking of dropping out cause i can’t continue like this. I’m still in 200L.

nothing last forever, it will surely pass and people won't even remember, why dropping out for something that has time of expiration?

Grinabi:

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i mistakenly sent a pic of my dîck to my class whatsapp group.. i didn’t notice it in time to delete, then i started to receive phone calls but it was already too late.. everyone had seen it and probably saved it, the worst part is that i couldn’t delete for everyone cause over an hour had gone by and i couldn’t deny it cause evidence plenty for the pic, from the wristbands on my wrist to the dark knuckles i have.. i was so embarrased i didn’t attend classes until exam time and still the embarrassment was extreme. Mehn i’m thinking of dropping out cause i can’t continue like this. I’m still in 200L.

Don't drop out my friend.

Timoleon:


It's weird you think it's strange to ask that someone share hotspot with you for an urgent transaction. It happens everyday.
People get stranded and even ask that you help them make a call or other things. People behind you on the queue already know you are struggling with your transaction, im sure there'd be someone willing to help with something as small as hotspot. I would surely have helped.

To insult is easy. To think critically na'im you no sabi.

Even the cashiers would’ve helped if asked. Similar has happened to me and she was even the one that offered

idmicheal20:



I learned the third paragraph the hard way. I thought since we all laughed and commented on issues we were friends. I never knew I was on my own.

What experience made you learn the hard way, share

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STRAWBERRY JAM ON TUXEDO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I was severely roasted for being late for an event, body shamed by friend, process wrongly, hit by my parade commander - thank God say him platoon lose, today I wasn't allowed into a bar "for not dressing well" God Punish that bouncer! LoL. But was a great year.

I was severely roasted for being late for an event, body shamed by friend n my students, process wrongly, hit by my parade commander - thank God say him platoon lose, today I wasn't allowed into a bar "for not dressing well" God Punish that bouncer! LoL. But was a great year tho.

LooneyLester:
Raping an unknown girl in midst of a lonely street at 10:45pm
Na konji hold me that day

So this is the kind of person you are, yeah?

Grinabi:

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i mistakenly sent a pic of my dîck to my class whatsapp group.. i didn’t notice it in time to delete, then i started to receive phone calls but it was already too late.. everyone had seen it and probably saved it, the worst part is that i couldn’t delete for everyone cause over an hour had gone by and i couldn’t deny it cause evidence plenty for the pic, from the wristbands on my wrist to the dark knuckles i have.. i was so embarrased i didn’t attend classes until exam time and still the embarrassment was extreme. Mehn i’m thinking of dropping out cause i can’t continue like this. I’m still in 200L.

Provided your face didn't show, you can deny it was you

Merit29:
I saw someone I used to know in school driving her kids to school while I was trekking.

I cried that day.

It is well.

why are you crying?its my wife you saw and i was the one that bought her the car so no biggie. Sey na only car you see...so me that two of my classmates we hang out are billionaires with houses in banana what should i do? Oga better continue your hustle and wait for Gods time.

MrJARG:
I was severely roasted for being late for an event, body shamed by friend, process wrongly, hit by my parade commander - thank God say him platoon lose, today I wasn't allowed into a bar "for not dressing well" God Punish that bouncer! LoL. But was a great year.

Sorry. If you don't mind.
How did you dress that wasn't considered "well"?

Dshocker:


Provided your face didn't show, you can deny it was you

probably

But his WhatsApp contact is there already

7upnigeria:


Your father should be a bigger embarrassment to you. Tinubu is a former Governor, an achiever who laid the foundation of modern Lagos. He has produced Governors, Senators, a vice-president, President and other numerous achiever. Compare YOUR FATHER and TINUBU and see who you be ashamed of. SEYI TINUBU wey get the father is not ashamed of his father, you wey your papa no get achievement na him come dey shame for a whole President.

You no add Tinubu is currently the cause of hardship in Nigeria, he promised to continue from where Buhari the known failure stopped, he's a concaine sniffer and money launderer, he killed his son abroad for political ritual and one of his daughter is a cross gender abroad, he's a promise and fail old man who promised FG workers 35k but failed, promised to release Npower beneficiaries their 9 months outstanding stipend but failed, he has a robber stamp senate president, he also has nothing to offer Nigerians

Grinabi:

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i mistakenly sent a pic of my dîck to my class whatsapp group.. i didn’t notice it in time to delete, then i started to receive phone calls but it was already too late.. everyone had seen it and probably saved it, the worst part is that i couldn’t delete for everyone cause over an hour had gone by and i couldn’t deny it cause evidence plenty for the pic, from the wristbands on my wrist to the dark knuckles i have.. i was so embarrased i didn’t attend classes until exam time and still the embarrassment was extreme. Mehn i’m thinking of dropping out cause i can’t continue like this. I’m still in 200L.

I sincerely had to drop my phone just to also feel embarrassed for you. But seriously if I dey that situation I won't even think it twice. Highest if them see you for 2weeks straight it goes back to being normal, don't drop out for just that reason jor

ahnie:
My second experience was at a mall GABBS at okpanam road(Asaba,)last week..we went them to get our supplies as usual
For the second time in that week.

We got all we needed and happily went over the counter for the cashier to package and tell us our bills.

I don't use ATM cards...I prefer doing transfer...when it was time to pay,I tried paying with my bank app only to discover MTN had serious network issues....i tried and tried and tried to run transfer...omorr I almost cried and it was a bulky purchase.

For where...MTN went to coven that day....my kids were just looking at me..

I had to step aside for the next customers...omorr it got bad that I thought I had ran outta Data and rang a close friend(a nairalander)
To sell data to me so I could also run transfer to him....the guy sent the data....

For where... Network was messed up,I had to tell the cashier that we'll have to let go of the supplies...I was effing vexed that day.

I remembered my lil son telling me...Mummy tell her to give you the supplies,we'll come back later to pay them


Truth be told...it was really embarrassing.

If the problem is from the bank,I will understand, there's nothing you can do but wait. But you said it was MTN network that was bad. What stops you from switching to another SIM on your phone? Don't phones have 2 SIMs nowadays?
Secondly couldn't you have asked to connect to Anyone's WiFi at the mall?
Are you sure it wasn't lack of funds in your account?

AngelicDamsel:
Had a cyst acne on my face, although it looked ripe to burst, I wanted it to drain itself to avoid a scar.

Went to work and the cyst bursted in the morning with pus but I didn't notice. No one told me until I went to the restroom and saw on the mirror. It had even started to dry.

Was disappointed at my so called friend-colleagues that no one told me to at least clean up.

Carried pus on my face all morning.

True friendship in the work place is rare.

PS: only one colleague tells me when there's something wrong but we did not see that morning.

I understood the difference between friends and acquaintances that day. Most colleagues fall in the later but act like the former.

How you also potray yourself to them also matters.do you potray urself as someone beyond their class or feel important than others

Ybholy:


How do u raise funds to cater for feeding and transport and data to come here.

Is that by miracle?

Don't mind him. Anytime you hear a civil servant says they're being owed 1 or 2 or more years,just know they're as corrupt as the evil government owing them. No one who is not a thief will be able to keep up with daily expenses of transport and feeding at work,and at home for months not to talk of years, without receiving a dime at work, how's that possible?
They won't resign because they don't spend their salaries. The money they make in a week is more than their salaries, through corruption.

FavoredbyGOD:
Working for a year with the federal government as health worker and not getting paid till now

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/panel-indicts-oauth-ex-cmd-of-massive-job-racketeering/%3famp

it's not only you boss.
But how have you been surviving

I collect my salary in July and before I got home sporty bet addiction humbled me...it wasn't easy

ahnie:
Do you even think at All?you
go just walk go meet complete strangers....try use your brain at times.

What is there to ask for help? You could simply scan the counter area and ask a friendly face for assistant. Life is simple, na we just complicate am

Lifeinlight:
probably

But his WhatsApp contact is there already

Even if his face show in the video, he can claim that the video was doctored

I have only one sim linked to that account.
It wasn't lack of funds in my account.
I m a shy person offline I don't feel comfy mingling with strangers.

Greatzeus:

If the problem is from the bank,I will understand, there's nothing you can do but wait. But you said it was MTN network that was bad. What stops you from switching to another SIM on your phone? Don't phones have 2 SIMs nowadays?
Secondly couldn't you have asked to connect to Anyone's WiFi at the mall?
Are you sure it wasn't lack of funds in your account?

Greatzeus:

Don't mind him. Anytime you hear a civil servant says they're being owed 1 or 2 or more years,just know they're as corrupt as the evil government owing them. No one who is not a thief will be able to keep up with daily expenses of transport and feeding at work,and at home for months not to talk of years, without receiving a dime at work, how's that possible?
They won't resign because they don't spend their salaries. The money they make in a week is more than their salaries, through corruption.

I sense this.

Almost every civil servant makes money in their working place apart from their salary.

I’ve been to immigration office. I’ve been to local government office for Identity card. I’ve been to local government office for voters card. All in different places, I paid extra money for each service.

Police is no go area. Some stations makes 500k to 1 million a day on top non-recorded bail fees.

That’s why I asked him o my bro. No one will work with salaries if there’s no extra payment or gain from the work. IMO though. 👌

Timoleon:


It's weird you think it's strange to ask that someone share hotspot with you for an urgent transaction. It happens everyday.
People get stranded and even ask that you help them make a call or other things. People behind you on the queue already know you are struggling with your transaction, im sure there'd be someone willing to help with something as small as hotspot. I would surely have helped.

To insult is easy. To think critically na'im you no sabi.

Lol 😂, no mercy!

gbolswag:
I collect my salary in July and before I got home sporty bet addiction humbled me...it wasn't easy

Nawa o....kin Le le yin?

Grinabi:

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i mistakenly sent a pic of my dîck to my class whatsapp group.. i didn’t notice it in time to delete, then i started to receive phone calls but it was already too late.. everyone had seen it and probably saved it, the worst part is that i couldn’t delete for everyone cause over an hour had gone by and i couldn’t deny it cause evidence plenty for the pic, from the wristbands on my wrist to the dark knuckles i have.. i was so embarrased i didn’t attend classes until exam time and still the embarrassment was extreme. Mehn i’m thinking of dropping out cause i can’t continue like this. I’m still in 200L.

This your story, whether true or imagined, is really really funny.

Goalnaldo:
My most embarrassing moment was when Tinubu, an octogenarian, who was a drug pusher and had no verifiable academic record was made president of a nation where more competent and healthy opponents were available. Very embarrassing.

It was not just an embarrassing moment.

It was also a depressing moment.

I washed off my hands from Naija matter since that day

Mine was discovering that my younger sister has long been dating and finally getting married against the consent of the family to a man whose wife died and is still in the mortuary for 2 months and still counting.
She went to court with the man alone for bonding of their marriage. The desperation was really embarrassing for the whole family 🙆😳😭