WombRaiders:

this useless handle needs to be destroyed. even the mention of her name should be replaced with stupidity

rocgirl: Seun: The importance of having a dog cannot be overemphasized here. Dogs are great danger alerters. Hamzat should have had one at the back seat of his car.
RIP to the dead.


Berem: This particular incompetent government we have self! How could that particular road be left untarred all this years?? **Obiagelli whispers into her ears**
Thanks Nnwane..
Okay that road was good,but why is it that El-rufai's sons don't use to hear word? Where was he coming from by that time of the day?
Hian..


Cleverly: I can bet with my lunch and dinner that the shoeless one and his PDP has a hand in this!


Obiagelli: This country needs change and i stand for it. We know who did this,only time will tell.


Idowuogbo: **Takes a long look at Hamzat's picture**
And he's such a cutie! Please,how can i get his BB pin and phone number??


AndyBlaze : **Sobs** Hamza,i will really miss you. You were the only real friend i had in this world. I remember how we ate from the same plate and travelled the world together....


Dozzybaba: Only one beggarly,nylon poo carrying onye ofe boy would have done this! Tunde Salam,why kill the boy while trying to steal his car..ehn?


Nnewi1stson: Too bad this young man had to die this early. He ought to have inhaled abit of GEJ's 'Fresh Air'..his life could have been saved.


Cramjones: While serving in the same government with Nasir,i never knew he was this accursed! I've told him times without number to wash his head with holy coconut,now it has come to this.
Rip Hamza
#El-Rufai on the brink!!
#He would die childless oo!!


Anago9010 Y.ibos..y.ibos! They never cease to amaze me with their flat heads! In a bid to remove the engine of the car,they crushed the poor boy to death..i know that ashapa slum dweller Dozie Roberts was among them!
Fvuked up dumb slowpoke from upper iweka.
Peace!


mencade5: I hope nothing happened to his deeek??


Idumuose: supporters of APC are at it again!APC cry babies! Whether Hamzat dies or not GEJ till 2019!


5.00 CGPA: IBO PEOPLE AND JONATHAN WANT TO SACTIFIES THE BOY SO THAT HE WILL WIN 2015!


Musiwa: This fct is not in the map of Republic of Odua. It is another country. We use to tell your father.
Rest in peace.
President Musiwa.




Disclaimer: This comments are mere satires of the online personalities/handles that have them. Lets have fun....!
Please add yours,lol.

Ishilove:
Lol.

Naptu2: The model of the vehicle involved in mishap that claimed El Rufai's son was a 2014 camry, factory made in Italy, and the registration number was fct 315 KV. It was imported by Ijogbnonnimi and Sons ltd. There are indications that the rim was pure alloy, but it is still under investigation, however, investigators have discovered that the tar on the road was solidly set so the fault couldn't have been from the tarred roads. Here is the link: www.wikipedia.com/tarredroadsinabuja.

Ishilove:
Lol.

Naptu2: The model of the vehicle involved in mishap that claimed El Rufai's son was a 2014 camry, factory made in Italy, and the registration number was fct 315 KV. It was imported by Ijogbnonnimi and Sons ltd. There are indications that the rim was pure alloy, but it is still under investigation, however, investigators have discovered that the tar on the road was solidly set so the fault couldn't have been from the tarred roads. Here is the link: www.wikipedia.com/tarredroadsinabuja.

oldenglish: from the published picture the rim shows Lexus sign. And the car on the accident scene is Lexus and not Camry.

You dey mind Naptu..

oldenglish: from the published picture the rim shows Lexus sign. And the car on the accident scene is Lexus and not Camry.

Ishilove:
Lexus o, camry o, all na car

Difference Yakpa jor.

MadCow1:

Difference Yakpa jor.

click2cbn: Rocgirl, musiwa's would have been western nigeria not odua rep

click2cbn: Rocgirl, musiwa's would have been western nigeria not odua rep

suwailad: reading the reactions, i gave up on Humanity!

mencade5: *drops pot of palm oil stew from gas cooker*

hmmmm...rocgirl. You got this time.

As usual....

This is quite unfortunate, his deeek is now useless to his girlfriend. The annoying thing right now is that his girlfriend in a matter of days will start fvcking another dude's deeek.

Such is life

rocgirl: Loosen up guys!
It's just a joke on how these particular handles would have reacted if asked to comment on that topic.
It protrayed how andy would have lied,how seun will talk about dogs,how die-hard party peeps will pick on the opposition etal.
Only people who understood knew it was just some sort of sattire,a joke.
This wan way idumuose don open anoda topic so eh....
**in berem's voice**
hian!!!

idumuose:
I was later i got to know what up.very funny sha.i have removed the topic.Thanks all d same.

Idrismusty97: The disclaimer was put up there too late so it isn't your fault....for once. In this section most people would open a thread with serious seriousness . Even a topic created by Clerverly(mocking you ) not everyone get the joke early enough. In fact the first to comment called him a f00l, i would have done same. Some unlucky ones have already received heavy bashing before the disclaimer was put up.

Idrismusty97: Some(or all) of those statements are made up depending on the online personality of the monikers mentioned there. The OP should have clearly stated it.

dozzybaba: This rocgirl funny sha.... She don sabi all of us finish.

vicadex07: Some daft PDP above didn't get the joke. Already cursing out berem and others...clueless goats

Ishilove:
Lol.

Naptu2: The model of the vehicle involved in mishap that claimed El Rufai's son was a 2014 camry, factory made in Italy, and the registration number was fct 315 KV. It was imported by Ijogbnonnimi and Sons ltd. There are indications that the rim was pure alloy, but it is still under investigation, however, investigators have discovered that the tar on the road was solidly set so the fault couldn't have been from the tarred roads. Here is the link: www.wikipedia.com/tarredroadsinabuja.

berem: you dey mind dem? Dem wan die ontop my matter. Lolz!

anago9010: when we say idumugu brain operate at the capacity of a millipede, una go say na lie no be so. is reaction on this thread just showed that the doofus is the s.i unit of retardation. mumunity can't go beyond this. rocgirl so you dey always read my decimation of the slum dweller that works in a run down lab where he turn up misdiagnosis...

tsolz84:
OrlandoOwoh:This is the reason I support every adjective demdem uses to describe the clueless drunk of a President.
Demdem : Jonathan is a Retardeen;I don't hate Jonathan,he is probably a good dad,wonderful husband and teacher however i detest the foolishness and stupidity he brings to governance..he should have fixed that road..Kirikiri awaits "HRfoolishness Egbere Retardeeen Jonathan "the chief drunkard of otuoke clan,the chief fool of committe of Presidents worldwide.
Madcow1 : This should be interesting.
Rest in Peace young man, your time is up.
bloodykiller: only a vulture will vote this useless and demonic party called apc.. NB: insults are welcome but remember i do reciprocate in a stunning manner so take note.

rocgirl:
Lol...
Na so oo.
Just funny at how you and dozzybaba throw jabs at yourselves sha!
How have you been?