In Nigeria its already a norm to make strange comments or reaction before picking Up incoming calls, as a typical nigerian my comments are,

"olosi kilon fe"? St*pid human, what does he want?

"Oooh God' free me na"

"christ! I have messed up"

Kindly share yours!

Since I know whatsapp and BBM won't allow my friends call me, Mine is "I guess it's not those s.tupid mtn people oh"

Unlike me wey get stingy frnds, dem nor dey call person xcept whatsapping nd BBM. If my phones ring, I dey happy to pick am, even if itz airtel service machine dat calls me, I do pick it nd greet the machine.

This guy/gal na winch...
Oo God, mumsi again

who sabi be

Looks at the number then puts phone on silent mode n continues activities.

urhoboman: Unlike me wey get stingy frnds, dem nor dey call person xcept whatsapping nd BBM. If my phones ring, I dey happy to pick am, even if itz airtel service machine dat calls me, I do pick it nd greet the machine.

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Very funny especially the bolded.

jobless people u don start.if i check it and its mumsi ooo.mum again hope nothing

*mtchww Na Who be dis again*
*dis woman don come with her wahala* (mumsy)

At last dis fone manage ring

If na unknown number "ooo who be this again na" bt if na known number i jst pick it up

*Dey haff cum again*

who sabi me!!!

Who dey there? That's just all I say when it rings... So,when I try to pick it and see the caller,if na one of ma boyfriends 'I say...*umm! this mad guy again*

Most times when I hear my phone ring from afar, I say "who de call em papa".
If any of my niggas call, I say "who be this id*iot".
Lol

Phone rings: Hope say na call this person dey call me o because if na flash eh!!

Picks call: Hello!!

The phone goes dead at the other end

Drops phone: mtcheeew MuMu!!

Who remember me today?

I don't want to reply before but I get hope of something.


Now to your question...
I'm not used to receiving calls, at times my phone might not ring for a week. Maybe cos I'm not using Airtel line, cos every airtel users get hope of receiving calls.

#MODIFIED
Finally, my hope comes alive.

Hope this call is to giv me moni ooo

This call no go bring money sef
Why Dangote no de call me nah

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God, I pray this call brings money o.

LOL

Lol........this boy no get work??.....

hope say no be money this girl want beg me again?

Funny thread

urhoboman: Unlike me wey get stingy frnds, dem nor dey call person xcept whatsapping nd BBM. If my phones ring, I dey happy to pick am, even if itz airtel service machine dat calls me, I do pick it nd greet the machine.

this one you and machine dey run things so, i suspect something o

REALLY FUNNY

VocalWalls: Funny thread