chibwike: When i was a kid...we had this visitor....whose eyes were so big..I initially went to ease my self, on coming back i met the visitor at the parlour. Instead of me greeting him...i just screamed "uncle your eyes are too big"...immediately the man felt embarrased...he had to tell me to shut up..buh i was still screaming "your eyes are to big uncle"...till my dad got his cane and beat the daylight out of me...it was one hilarious experience.

OMG!!! This was really crazy. The visitor must have had a big sign of relief having seen your dad spank the hell out of you. Childhood "madness"!!! SMH.

Why is this topic pasted twice on this frontpage...

Cant Remember

lol,

I was never a child

lol... i always wondered why nobody was calling GREEN, BLUE. I felt they were making a mistake.
i felt same way for right and left.

I use to put my new slippers(flip flop)in its nylon$wear it for days so it won't be dirty.
That was when life was simple.

In my junior secondary school day, during hamathan period i usually don't take my bath before going to school just washing of hands, legs and my face before going to school in the morning.

As a kid I didn't like school very much, so any day I just don't wana be in school, I did pretend to have fallen sick.as a kid I was full of mischief

Una own small....my mama bn tell me say I eat shit...which hilary pass ma own....kaieeey

I used to play daddy and mummy with our neighbour's daughter

Loool! Childhood! It was Mira's first birthday and there was a dance competition. Dad was giving away fabulous gifts and I wanted one.. I don't dance at parties normally, but that day I danced like never before hoping to get the amazing barbie doll. To my greatest surprise, I wasn't selected as one of the best three. I cried so much that I swore to disrupt the party forgetting that my family was the host. I literally dragged the gift from the best dancer who happened to be a girl. I was sent to my room immediately and that's how the party ended for me while every other person had fun... SMH I still get teased till today.... And then I'm like WTF did I do that for? I was just a senseless little girl

softsparkyy: I didn't do any, my younger brother dealt with me then . That guys head is very big that anytime we had a fight the guy go just headbutt me.

****now this gat me rolling on d flow...
younger brothers beating up eldersisters since sixteen sixty six shaa

-Picking cigarette filters to learn how to smoke
-finishing mom's matchbox in learning how to smoke
-coming back home with a used cond0m all over my mouth blowing it up like a balloon (I received the beating of my life that day)

I have no idea. Didn't think anything I did hilarious; bet my folks didn't either, else no one would have taken a cane to my backside every now and then.

Eddlad: Well here goes..

I used to take up flash light to the top of our house and throw it to the sky.......hoping to see what was behind all that darkness.

Oboy. your own don pass becareful

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Kachisbarbie: I was always crying, maybe that's why I don't have cute childhood pictures...with my big head shaaa. Once I see camera, I would start cryinggg, except they give me Okin biscuit with goldspot. Then I would still hold it and snap the pic, almost all my childhood pics, I was holding Okin Biscuit and Goldspot...

Then when I grew up a lil, I was taught the basic on how to tell time and know when my school bus is about coming...
The day I don't feel like going to sch, I would sneak into my mums' room, lie face down - and push my bum up, via prayer mode, bc by then she would be praying...my aunty go dey fear to grab me from dre. So she has to wait till d end of the prayer, if after doing that, it's obvious amma still go to sch early, once I see the long hand is almost @12 and d short hand @ 7, I would run into the toilet.

****hahaha lilkids dodging school since sixteen sixty six

I Liked Palm Fruits Then eeeeeeeee! To such extent that one day, when I was 5 yrs, Mama bought some for the soup of the day, kept inside store. Boy o Boy snicked out, inside Store gbam. lock up everywhere, started dealing with them as if tomorrow no deh.. My people searched and searched for Boy o Boy like Chibok Girls, no way. For 30 minutes. Until they force kitchen door open. The kind shout way me I hear for ma head that day prompted me to proclaim with every audacity, "Akwu(Palm Fruit) is a Mother". Chaiiiiiiii... Meeennnnh! For that whole year, that was my new name!

softsparkyy: I didn't do any, my younger brother dealt with me then . That guys head is very big that anytime we had a fight the guy go just headbutt me.

How bad. your younger bro they tidy your fk up...

snowprince07: ****now this gat me rolling on d flow...
younger brothers beating up eldersisters since sixteen sixty six shaa

lol...he is my best friend now.

hid the cane a lot,purposely left some of my books outside so rain could beat/spoil it,used laser beam(pointer) on people passing by our street.............the llist is endless jor

phayvoursky:

How bad. your younger bro they tidy your fk up...

That was then

Mummy and daaady!

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I was a little bully back then. I was always fond of pinching and biting kids of my age and younger for fun. It was so bad that I was named "bitti bitti" unfortunately for me, my cousin who was the same age with me beat the living daylight out of me the day I tried it with her

When I ws a kid...anytime I commit an offence I alws go to bed early without eating jus to avoid punishment

Ayo081: Mummy and daaady!

as odd as it sounds i never tried this shit oh!

I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i carried him and it shocked the both of us

Mutuwa: I use to dread tales by moonlight,esp the opening theme where a hunter comes across a monster in the bushes.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I taught I was the only one oh. I used to get frightened at the sight of those animals i.e. a Lion and another funny looking animal. I would run as fast as i can to avoid been caught by them. I laugh at my folly each time I think about it

As a kid, I did cry in d night for no reason.


shhiit happens always