Sexytemi: mine was telling my mom anything my brothers did in her absent, and the minute she leaves the house I always get by them, but that never stopped me from talking about, then one I was taunted by them and their friends, was called radio without battery, telephone wire, abc, etc, I cried and promised to stop gossiping, few months later my elder bro did smfin, my grandma told my mom, she asked my immediate elder bro, he said he didn't know, then she called me and said she trusts me to tell her the truth, I had to think twice, and told her I didn't knw o, after that day I became a sealed lip girl oo.

trendiitee: Wen I was 3, Mysef,my elder bro and my cousin, carried my mum's large- sized apple hair cream and started licking it claiming it was sweet until we got caught by my dad and dat day ehn,,koboko restored us to factory settings..

Mondisweets: I asked my dad to buy me a bicycle because i was always late for school (primary school) mind you, school was right across the road. Like it literally took me less than 20seconds to get to school

trendiitee: Wen I was 3, Mysef,my elder bro and my cousin, carried my mum's large- sized apple hair cream and started licking it claiming it was sweet until we got caught by my dad and dat day ehn,,koboko restored us to factory settings..

softsparkyy: I didn't do any, my younger brother dealt with me then . That guys head is very big that anytime we had a fight the guy go just headbutt me.

mobi5592: can't stop laffing.........................this thread's made my night

pussypounder: I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i carried him and it shocked the both of us

mobi5592: can't stop laffing.........................this thread's made my night

sandijey: Remember when I went to my mums village for the first time. I was a very chubby small girl. Was about 4 years or so. Those village children that always look dirty liked coming close to me. They were small, and only wore pant. I had never seen such before. Maybe I didn't think they were human beings cus I started pinching them. I didn't understand how they'd look like that. I just used to pinch them cus I was upset that they looked so unkempt. When I pinch them they start crying, I just remove my face like nothing happened. May God forgive me. I feel bad when I remember this.

sandijey: Remember when I went to my mums village for the first time. I was a very chubby small girl. Was about 4 years or so. Those village children that always look dirty liked coming close to me. They were small, and only wore pant. I had never seen such before. Maybe I didn't think they were human beings cus I started pinching them. I didn't understand how they'd look like that. I just used to pinch them cus I was upset that they looked so unkempt. When I pinch them they start crying, I just remove my face like nothing happened. May God forgive me. I feel bad when I remember this.

kika23:
Loooooool... Pay back is a b?tch... Loool

softsparkyy: I didn't do any, my younger brother dealt with me then . That guys head is very big that anytime we had a fight the guy go just headbutt me.

prettyem: hmmmmm,it ws during long vac., my mum sent me to help her buy a crate of minerals,i ws 12. I hit my feet on a stone and bottles came crashing, 14 broke outta 24 come see as i fall for crowded street dey roll for ground "yeee e gba mi o,haa mummy a lu mi pa leni ooo,mi o lo 'le wa mo o" (pls hlp me,my mum will beat me to death,i'm nt goin home again). I refused to stand up till my crate ws filled with new bottles,pple on d street had to contribute coke bottles dat day o,twas nt funny.
I tld mum wen i got home,all she did was laff @ me. Ech time i remeba dat scene i jst laff @ mysef.

Kachisbarbie: I was always crying, maybe that's why I don't have cute childhood pictures...with my big head shaaa. Once I see camera, I would start cryinggg, except they give me Okin biscuit with goldspot. Then I would still hold it and snap the pic, almost all my childhood pics, I was holding Okin Biscuit and Goldspot...

Then when I grew up a lil, I was taught the basic on how to tell time and know when my school bus is about coming...
The day I don't feel like going to sch, I would sneak into my mums' room, lie face down - and push my bum up, via prayer mode, bc by then she would be praying...my aunty go dey fear to grab me from dre. So she has to wait till d end of the prayer, if after doing that, it's obvious amma still go to sch early, once I see the long hand is almost @12 and d short hand @ 7, I would run into the toilet.

LaRoyalHighness: Lol... eyen eka mmi! abadie e?

Dreyl: I remember when i use to hide in a quiet place fold a white paper like cigar and light it with lighter,then puff the smoke in the air,there was a certain time my mom caught me red handed and beat hell outta me i wouldn't forget that day,i remember vividly...

Dreyl: I remember when i use to hide in a quiet place fold a white paper like cigar and light it with lighter,then puff the smoke in the air,there was a certain time my mom caught me red handed and beat hell outta me i wouldn't forget that day,i remember vividly...

defendedvictim: ha, u sef na akwa ibom? mmokom o!

Crixina: eyen nkan nnyin abadie? Lol

Folksyharry: whenever my mom was not around I would sometimes take spoon and start taking milk and bournvita until one day I saw nescafe and I thought it would be like bournivita so I filled the spoon and put everything into my mouth. I almost finished the close-up in the house that day as I washed my mouth on per second billing. I told my mom some years later anyway we laughed it over.

kika23: Oh again again.... I was about 10 when i smoked and my family friend was there(unluckily).... I made her swear by the bible that she wouldn't tell.... She did... Two days later my mum called me and asked me to kneel in front of her... I got the beating of my life.... She TOLD....

teeo: I used to bite my elder sister anytime we fought. I had very sharp teeth.