Dotwillis1:
ma, it does....taking 2 of ur fwndz along wit u to a guys house...that aint mature enof, the fwndz sef no dey shame

Dotwillis1:
that kinda act depicts '18' -20

stinggy:


Jus shut up mah no slap u oo, u nor taste wetin naso u foolish ni?

If den smell turkey nko? U no fit lie say e don finish? Say na u and ur guys gada cook am and una don chop am finish. Abi den open ur pot too?

chimkaire:

I pardon you

Dotwillis1:
ma, it does....taking 2 of ur fwndz along wit u to a guys house...that aint mature enof, the fwndz sef no dey shame

Gflat:


Lol...but age doesn't really determine human's behaviour

Gflat:


You making it sound like me being romantic is a bad thing

Gflat:
Why do women act this way? It is so annoying and stup**id!!

So i met a girl(very beautiful and classy) we got plans for a date at a restaurant and we hooked up. Mehn...it felt so awesome spending the night with her

***fast forward***

We fixed another date which will be at my place. So i made some plans for just the two of us.

*i bought fuel in my generator(in case these animals start their rubbish )

*i cooked my best meal which was fried rice with turkey and sliced gizzard (mehn,i almost burnt the kitchen while making this )

*i kept my television in my pal's room(so she wouldn't start with "i wanna watch a movie :p) and if she asked about it, i'll tell her it developed a lil problem

*i connected my laptop to the home theater and played my "track-down playlist" (i only play the songs in here whenever i want a lady to fall into the mood with me...songs like "let her go by passenger" dehm this feels good! )

*i bought some flowers and set it in a glass jug then placed it on my center table. (yeah,it is romantic..you know, when you take a flower and use it to play on her chest )

Infact i switched on my "fragment candle" and the room looked just too perfect!

****

She called my by 7pm and told me she's at my junction...then i started playing the playlist and set the candles on(so things will set-up before we get into the room )


As i was rushing down to the junction to pick her, i kept hearing the song "stay with me" by smith playing in my mind...everything was moving like slow motion...the breeze was blowing gently and calm i could feel my very skin touching hers. I could see her smiles...i could her her calling my name in a sexy way OMG!




But the song playing in my mind immediately crashed when i saw her walking towards me with two of her friends

They are presently in my room now eating my "struggle" and shaking their bumbum to "in my bed" by wizkid ...furck this i need a gun!!

TrishaP:

Look anything could happen. Probably she doesn't trust the dude, in order to avoid stories that touch she brought an accomplice. I think that's the best move to make when she's not all that familiar with the dude. It might appear childish but it's a better way to avoid stories.

Dotwillis1:
ok, when she isnt much familiar wit the guy. Buh i tink ha kid sister or little cousin shud b ok to do the 'accompany na ....

chimkaire:
*rotflmao*!!!!!!!!!
Stingy!!! Ooops, Stinggy
"If they smell turkey nko"!!! Lmao!!!

TrishaP:

Don't get it twisted, it's a beautiful thing to be romantic but stuffs like this someone has got to be extremely careful.

nma24:
Smart girl... she's not ready for u to invade her kitkat yet... p.s she's not wicked rather you are the wicked one with ur selfish ulterior motive...mtcheew

Gflat:


Its not like you think

Gflat:


Its not like that's the first time you are gonna be seeing him

nma24:
Smart girl... she's not ready for u to invade her kitkat yet... p.s she's not wicked rather you are the wicked one with ur selfish ulterior motive...mtcheew

i wonder what you would have done if you were the girl

nma24:
is that so

Mekymuo:
I won't even pick her up...

Gflat:


What about all my wasted efforts?

TrishaP:

Sorry things didnt work out the way it ought to be.

Tallesty1:
Is that what you call smart?


No lady can try that shit with me, I will simply phone two of my friends and we will share them.

dorlapoh20:

why would i go to a guy's place alone. in the night for that matter. Yes am one of those girls that dont walk alone.

maajin007:

Then one day u and ur pack will work into a strong wolf pack and dey will eat to there satisfaction

Gflat:


How will it sound it i tell her about what i felt (she bringing her pals over) will that look absurd?

Gflat:
Why do women act this way? It is so annoying and stup**id!!

So i met a girl(very beautiful and classy) we got plans for a date at a restaurant and we hooked up. Mehn...it felt so awesome spending the night with her

***fast forward***

We fixed another date which will be at my place. So i made some plans for just the two of us.

*i bought fuel in my generator(in case these animals start their rubbish )

*i cooked my best meal which was fried rice with turkey and sliced gizzard (mehn,i almost burnt the kitchen while making this )

*i kept my television in my pal's room(so she wouldn't start with "i wanna watch a movie :p) and if she asked about it, i'll tell her it developed a lil problem

*i connected my laptop to the home theater and played my "track-down playlist" (i only play the songs in here whenever i want a lady to fall into the mood with me...songs like "let her go by passenger" dehm this feels good! )

*i bought some flowers and set it in a glass jug then placed it on my center table. (yeah,it is romantic..you know, when you take a flower and use it to play on her chest )

Infact i switched on my "fragment candle" and the room looked just too perfect!

****

She called my by 7pm and told me she's at my junction...then i started playing the playlist and set the candles on(so things will set-up before we get into the room )


As i was rushing down to the junction to pick her, i kept hearing the song "stay with me" by smith playing in my mind...everything was moving like slow motion...the breeze was blowing gently and calm i could feel my very skin touching hers. I could see her smiles...i could her her calling my name in a sexy way OMG!




But the song playing in my mind immediately crashed when i saw her walking towards me with two of her friends

They are presently in my room now eating my "struggle" and shaking their bumbum to "in my bed" by wizkid ...furck this i need a gun!!

TrishaP:

No it won't if u know u didnt have other plans.

TrishaP:

No it won't if u know u didnt have other plans.

MyParadise:


Ur nairaland DP is quite funny.

Gflat:


Other plans like??