jaybee3:

ARE YOU A VIRGIN or you trying to sly your way with words and calculated innocense into me lady's errmmm errrmmmm??

erm erm gini? LMAO...

Creamish:


erm erm gini? LMAO...

Me wey i don decode the guy...

The guy na badt boy ooooo but he too dey use his innocent look dabaru our gyals

SINCERELY SPEAKING SO MANY GIRLS DON'T KNOW HOW TO KEEP THEIR VJ CLEAN. SMELLY VJs ARE MY GREATEST TURN-OFFS

Chazzyboy:
u should be thanking me

Wat for??

These comments are making me feel a little bit concerned about the way people think"

jaybee3:


Me wey i don decode the guy...

The guy na badt boy ooooo but he too dey use his innocent look dabaru our gyals

... no time!

Lol. Darn! This thread made front-page? - now that's hysterical. Kudos to the supermods. I probably would've edited the post certain folks think is condescending/disrespectful if I knew the thread would be FP news - albeit the catalyst for the thread came from personal observation from what a lot of male posters complain/talk about all the time about the average Nigerian chic on this forum. And it's only right that someone steps up to the plate, and dish out a remedy, to the madness.

Also, the average female poster on this forum is innately aggressive, uncouth, and has this vacuous sense of pomposity/pride. And to get a message, which is a necessity, across to folks who're like that, you've to cut them to size. Break them down, and let them fell ashamed of themselves. Evidently, subconsciously the vacuous pride would become permeable. So, if you're pissed - no apologies.

Regardless, I'd say there are two approaches to life: orthodox and unorthodox. You lot might be orthodox in your approach. However, I choose to be unorthodox in everything I do. Just get with the programme. Get the message - and ignore the messenger. Keep ya pum clean and healthy - and stay classy. No grown ar.se woman should be walking around with an utter disgusting pungent smell emanating from her pum, following her around. Especially the lousy ones, with big mouths.

Anyhoo, to the folks who got the message - muchas gracias.

#TheMessage

The VJ should maintain some healthy but not too offensive smell which acts as an aphrodisiac during sex.


I dislike a completely odorless vj as they've probably been washed with too much chemical concentrate of hygiene products.


Say no to a completely scentless VJs .

Truckpusher:
The VJ should maintain some healthy but not too offensive smell which acts as an aphrodisiac during sex.


I dislike a completely odorless vj as they've probably been washed with too much chemical concentrate of hygiene products.


Say no to a completely scentless VJs .

Truckpusher:
The VJ should maintain some healthy but not too offensive smell which acts as an aphrodisiac during sex.


I dislike a completely odorless vj as they've probably been washed with too much chemical concentrate of hygiene products.


Say no to a completely scentless VJs .

A good and healthy VJ should smell like fresh water. Meaning it does not have a smell. Except the girl sweats down there, has vaginosis, just finished her period and the vagina is cleaning itself, is too fat or has poor hygiene. VJ's should not have a noticeable smell. Before you put your mouth anywhere, go for test o. I do talk my own. . The smell is coming from the inside, not from the surface for a reason.

bayocanny:


Sharaaaaap!!! Go and wash your dirty vigina. Lmfao!!!!

Who made u angry dude, sorry

Tashaamania:

baby124:


A good and healthy VJ should smell like fresh water. Meaning it does not have a smell. Except the girl sweats down there, has vaginosis, just finished her period and the vagina is cleaning itself, is too fat or has poor hygiene. VJ's should not have a noticeable smell. Before you put your mouth anywhere, go for test o. I do talk my own.

The bold part is the lie of the century.So, tell me how does fresh water smell considering your statement that it should smell like fresh water while also contradicting yourself that it does not have a smell?



Put my mouth where?

Truckpusher:

You left?

Truckpusher:
The bold part is the lie of the century.So, tell me how does fresh water smell considering your statement that it should smell like fresh water while also contradicting yourself that it does not have a smell?



Put my mouth where?

If your fresh water smells, then too bad for you. . You know any water you can drink and that is healthy should be odourless, colorless. Vagina smell ke? LMAO. You don see something for this life, no be so.

baby124:


If your fresh water smells, then too bad for you. . You know any water you can drink and that is healthy should be odourless, colorless. Vagina smell ke? LMAO. You don see something for this life, no be so.

You just said that VJs smells like fresh water which I quoted and highlighted.

Abi you get cataract?

bro hope you didnt make up dis little pieces of fiction coz u dont strike me as a clean fellow...

SirShymex:
Lol. Darn! This thread made front-page? - now that's hysterical. Kudos to the supermods. I probably would've edited the post certain folks think is condescending/disrespectful if I knew the thread would be FP news - albeit the catalyst for the thread came from personal observation from what a lot of male posters complain/talk about all the time about the average Nigerian chic on this forum. And it's only right that someone steps up to the plate, and dish out a remedy, to the madness.

Also, the average female poster on this forum is innately aggressive, uncouth, and has this vacuous sense of pomposity/pride. And to get a message, which is a necessity, across to folks who're like that, you've to cut them to size. Break them down, and let them fell ashamed of themselves. Evidently, subconsciously the vacuous pride would become permeable. So, if you're pissed - no apologies.

Regardless, I'd say there are two approaches to life: orthodox and unorthodox. You lot might be orthodox in your approach. However, I choose to be unorthodox in everything I do. Just get with the programme. Get the message - and ignore the messenger. Keep ya pum clean and healthy - and stay classy. No grown ar.se woman should be walking around with an utter disgusting pungent smell emanating from her pum, following her around. Especially the lousy ones, with big mouths.

Anyhoo, to the folks who got the message - muchas gracias.

#TheMessage

Your message was perfect but your second post was actually condescending.

You failed to put in consideration women who must always have sex with condoms because sperms disrupt their vaginals pH levels; women who cannot have menses without experiencing vaginal odour for some days after their period and women who must not make the mistake of putting on panties other than those made with cotton.

SirShymex:
Lol. Darn! This thread made front-page? - now that's hysterical. Kudos to the supermods. I probably would've edited the post certain folks think is condescending/disrespectful if I knew the thread would be FP news - albeit the catalyst for the thread came from personal observation from what a lot of male posters complain/talk about all the time about the average Nigerian chic on this forum. And it's only right that someone steps up to the plate, and dish out a remedy, to the madness.

Also, the average female poster on this forum is innately aggressive, uncouth, and has this vacuous sense of pomposity/pride. And to get a message, which is a necessity, across to folks who're like that, you've to cut them to size. Break them down, and let them fell ashamed of themselves. Evidently, subconsciously the vacuous pride would become permeable. So, if you're pissed - no apologies.

Regardless, I'd say there are two approaches to life: orthodox and unorthodox. You lot might be orthodox in your approach. However, I choose to be unorthodox in everything I do. Just get with the programme. Get the message - and ignore the messenger. Keep ya pum clean and healthy - and stay classy. No grown ar.se woman should be walking around with an utter disgusting pungent smell emanating from her pum, following her around. Especially the lousy ones, with big mouths.

Anyhoo, to the folks who got the message - muchas gracias.

#TheMessage

Your message was perfect but your second post was actually condescending.

You failed to put in consideration women who must always have sex with condoms because sperms disrupt their vaginals pH level; women who cannot have menses without experiencing vaginal odour for some days after their period and women who must not make the mistake of putting on panties other than those made with cotton.

KenSaroWiwa:

.......Fûck u.

e pain am!

Midehi:

washing alwys can do d job ..dnt really believe in ds vaginal wash chemicals & all dat...wen u wash always,u remain clean alwys specially wen u wee,u wash..its d best dear than chemicals cos dat place is alwys soft.

i do all that, i don't have a problem with my vj, i just have a problem that a man created the thread, and in the end insulting Nigerian women! his generalization was too much!

Tashaamania:



You left?

Yeah.

Edusouls:
black monkey, u no get job,i dont blame u,if u get job u no get time to put interest in vagina cleanliness..mere onwe gi ebere...

blame me?? whats the insult for na? stop blabbing. you have a job. how much do you make from your stupid ass job?
i bet you, you can't make in 2 years what i make in a week. fool

UjSizzle:

You do realise menstrual blood is expected to smell, right?

Change your sanitary pad regularly. Drink lots of water and eat vegies. Maintain good personal hygiene.
This should keep you feeling reasonably okay for the 4-7 days duration.

Medical personnel advice against scented wash and pads, but I tried it (pad) once and omg Nigerians are suffering with this nonsense scratchy version of Always It's got this anti-odour pearls technology/cotton feel that makes you feel really good *sighs*

Aww! God, i never said i needed tutorials on how to keep my vj clean, I'm perfectly fine down there! biko nne okay

hehe @ Your last post

SirShymex:
Lol. Darn! This thread made front-page? - now that's hysterical. Kudos to the supermods. I probably would've edited the post certain folks think is condescending/disrespectful if I knew the thread would be FP news - albeit the catalyst for the thread came from personal observation from what a lot of male posters complain/talk about all the time about the average Nigerian chic on this forum. And it's only right that someone steps up to the plate, and dish out a remedy, to the madness.

Also, the average female poster on this forum is innately aggressive, uncouth, and has this vacuous sense of pomposity/pride. And to get a message, which is a necessity, across to folks who're like that, you've to cut them to size. Break them down, and let them fell ashamed of themselves. Evidently, subconsciously the vacuous pride would become permeable. So, if you're pissed - no apologies.

Regardless, I'd say there are two approaches to life: orthodox and unorthodox. You lot might be orthodox in your approach. However, I choose to be unorthodox in everything I do. Just get with the programme. Get the message - and ignore the messenger. Keep ya pum clean and healthy - and stay classy. No grown ar.se woman should be walking around with an utter disgusting pungent smell emanating from her pum, following her around. Especially the lousy ones, with big mouths.

Anyhoo, to the folks who got the message - muchas gracias.

#TheMessage

I agree with justfollowit. Your message is perfect but your second post was not very nice.

@ bolded Some nairaland men massively exaggerate issues that concern Nigerian woman. Don't take their word for it.

To the men who keep attracting women with smelly VJ's, get classy yourself and start attracting classy women.

Picture or idonbilivit

Spidermon:
Most of these "Nicki minaj" forming chicks don't know how to care for their VJ's.
I once broke up with a girl in school coz we were having sex and her VJ quiffed, next thing was a whitish pus like discharge all over my condomized d**k. I just went to the bathroom to shower and cleaned my d**k with chlorrhexidine.
Some girls smell so bad down there that your eyes would water like you have been tear gased.
I think the microbial growth in the VJ is heavily affected by diet and general well being...so all the shawarma, pizza and ice cream chowing should be reduced and exercise embraced.

that whitish stuff is normal. do some research

MrPearce:
that whitish stuff is normal. do some research

I know what I saw bro. This wasn't the normal vaginal fluid that ranges between being clear and being whitish. This was clumpy, definitely pathological.

Spidermon:

I know what I saw bro. This wasn't the normal vaginal fluid that ranges between being clear and being whitish. This was clumpy, definitely pathological.

ok sir

Justfollowit:


Your message was perfect but your second post was actually condescending.

You failed to put in consideration women who must always have sex with condoms because sperms disrupt their vaginals pH level; women who cannot have menses without experiencing vaginal odour for some days after their period and women who must not make the mistake of putting on panties other than those made with cotton.

Fair enough. However, no matter your approach on this forum - folks will always have a critique. So who cares? Not everyone is always going to agree with your approach in life, regardless of how you do it. Even if I had begged the ladies to clean up, with a gif of someone on his knees crying and begging, folks will still attack. It's fvcking nairaland, the only language folks understand is the blunt one.

Let me go on a tangent a bit: Mahatma Gandhi was allegedly the most peaceful guy ever and the poster child for peace, but there are tons of folks with knowledge of history, who believe he was hateful and racist. Ditto Che Guevara. MLK preached peace, but a lot of black folks, including Malcolm X thought he was an Uncle Tom. Malcolm X was arguably the most articulate black figure ever, with an eloquence that will make you want to listen - who preached black-pride, self-defence, and knowledge-of-self - but a lot of folks thought he was a thug. So, folks need to learn how to always focus on the message that can change their lives - and leave the messenger alone.

Anyway, no excuse whatsoever for the pum to stink. If you think your body is a certain way, you have to create a way to fix up.

babygirlfl:


I agree with justfollowit. Your message is perfect but your second post was not very nice.

@ bolded Some nairaland men massively exaggerate issues that concern Nigerian woman. Don't take their word for it.

To the men who keep attracting women with smelly VJ's, get classy yourself and start attracting classy women.

All types of women who don't look after themselves stink. Pum with pungent odour has absolutely nothing to do with appearance, and your level.

Nneka123:
e pain am!

At least not as painful as a smelly pussay. U know say na pussay wey dey smell dey pain person pass.