A NY based comedian observed a breakup live and tweeted the saga

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on ya roof breaking up

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Løl....

Can you see that line about him not letting her live with them, classic shiit test. He should dump her trifling bum and move on. This is how they trap men and still be forming independent. Why can't she rent her own place?

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Timbuktou:
Can you see that line about him not letting her live with them, classic shiit test. He should dump her trifling bum and move on. This is how they trap men and still be forming independent. Why can't she rent her own place?

Girls be manipulating since 6000 BC

At leaast shes pragmatic.. she wants the next best thing to marriage

No pressure right?

eiyaa

Lolz

Talking pizza when we're talking bout us? The guy is soo annoying.

Guys always scared about commitment.

pickabeau1:




Girls be manipulating since 6000 BC

At leaast shes pragmatic.. she wants the next best thing to marriage

No pressure right?

Yeah, she wants marriage without the responsibility. Selfitch skank. Na so dem dey maga boys up and down.

3cycle:
Talking pizza when we're talking bout us? The guy is soo annoying.

Guys always scared about commitment.

is it by force to marry? Can't they just fvck and chill out? Why spoil it all with marriage and commitment? Then when she's tired of everything, she'll walk away like she just did, and walk away with half his life's work?! Maga has refused to pay, cikenan.

Timbuktou:
Yeah, she wants marriage with the responsibility. Selfitch skank. Na so dem dey maga boys up and down.

Timbuktou:
is it by force to marry? Can't they just fvck and chill out? Why spoil it all with marriage and commitment?

Exactly.. afterall that is what the liberalists wants.. phock around without any consequences..
Why still the need to attach to a man
I thought the goal was equality of promiscuity

pickabeau1:

Hehehe. I love the pizza twist. As in, babe, make we talk another thing abeg, hungry nor catch you? Notice he didn't follow her or call her when she walked away? That's my niggah

As in eh...

maybe that coworker is next...

Timbuktou:
Hehehe. I love the pizza twist. As in, babe, make we talk another thing abeg, hungry nor catch you? Notice he didn't follow her or call her when she walked away? That's my niggah

3cycle:
Talking pizza when we're talking bout us? The guy is soo annoying.

Guys always scared about commitment.

He's hungry. Should he starve?

pickabeau1:
As in eh...

maybe that coworker is next...

straight up na. Babe, she done go o. Coast done clear. Abeg come blow me, and bring along some pizza too. This morning stress done drain me.

Guy has no time for drama queen...

I owe that guy a bottle of whatever he drinks.

pickabeau1:





Exactly.. afterall that is what the liberalists wants.. phock around without any consequences..
Why still the need to attach to a man
I thought the goal was equality of promiscuity

Don't mind them. Dem done see say tarpaulin no be leather, dem done dey use style style come back to traditionalism. We no go gree o. Next up is pizza-delivering co-worker. Hehehe.

Timbuktou:
straight up na. Babe, she done go o. Coast done clear. Abeg come blow me, and bring along some pizza too. This morning stress done drain me.

Timbuktou:
Don't mind them. Dem done see say tarpaulin no be leather, dem done dey use style style come back to traditionalism. We no go gree o. Next up is pizza-delivering co-worker. Hehehe.

We no go gree
We want sexquality...no boundaries

^^^^ Bros, no time, abeg.

Timbuktou:
is it by force to marry? Can't they just fvck and chill out? Why spoil it all with marriage and commitment? Then when she's tired of everything, she'll walk away like she just did, and walk away with half his life's work?! Maga has refused to pay, cikenan.

If he wants to fck he can go get a LovePeddler. Marriage isn't all about fcking dude, what about companioship, love, family Does it matter to guys?

Tymax:
Guy has no time for drama queen...

I owe that guy a bottle of whatever he drinks.

Good to know you are no longer upset. How have you been? You think she's a drama queen? Smh

this thread, i mean d comments on this thread no follow at all...

3cycle:

If he wants to fck he can go get a LovePeddler. Marriage isn't all about fcking dude, what about companioship, love, family Does it matter to guys?

Those things matter to men but, we'll only be involved with the right person. Meanwhile, I hope you read she doesn't want marriage. She wants cohabitation, so that she can dump her financial woes on this gentle dude. She should look for another maga, this one ain't paying.

Timbuktou:
Those things matter to men but, we'll only be involved with the right person. Meanwhile, I hope you read she doesn't want marriage. She wants cohabitation, so that she can dump her financial woes on this gentle dude. She should look for another maga, this one ain't paying.

Maga ke, I see a lady inlove scared that his coworker could snatch him away. Fighting for what belongs to her but sadly the guy isn't worth it.

3cycle:

Maga ke, I see a lady inlove scared that his coworker could snatch him away. Fighting for what belongs to her but sadly the guy isn't worth it.

Why should she fight
If he is not into you anymore . move on
Why being so clingy