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5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by Nobody: 7:50am On Jan 28, 2015
this thread is dedicated to all the play boys in the house.
Don't be surprised even playbois have rules and norms, and this rules should be carried out effectively if you wanna be or you are all ready a play boy cool

1). Never get to emotional with any lady
This of course is the no. 1 rule. You can never get emotional with her you may be attracted to her physical attributes but let it stop their

2). One night stand and nothing else
You should never have more than one sexual intercourse with the lady

3). Transparency
As a playboy you always have to be transparent and you should never lie the lady must know that you're in only for the sex and nothing else.

4). Never take her to your real apartment
Many casinnova's have ran into trouble because of this, when you get hooked with a girl at a night club take her to a motel or a friends place never reveal the address of your apartment to her

5). Never ask for her digits or give yours
As I said above your in for a one night stand and not a lengthy relationship collecting her digits will make her get and idea of you wanting some thing more from her.

Disclaimer: this rule applies only if you are a playboy

composed----by----samflexxy

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Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by passionate88: 7:53am On Jan 28, 2015
See wickedness
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by watchthisposter(m): 8:01am On Jan 28, 2015
Op i pray some guy reads this, learns a lot....

....and practices it on your sister tongue

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Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by benuejosh: 8:07am On Jan 28, 2015
iresponsibility caused by Jonathan.
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by countsparrow: 8:08am On Jan 28, 2015
Hehehehehehe... Next thread we will see is

How to place ur hand when u want to LAMBA, or how to position a gals leg during d act... grin
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by Tallesty1(m): 8:17am On Jan 28, 2015
No1 and 2 fail them most times.
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by alberto2k(m): 8:31am On Jan 28, 2015
A Playboy cannot remain a playboy forever undecided
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by naijaboiy: 8:41am On Jan 28, 2015
Really?
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by tosyne2much(m): 8:43am On Jan 28, 2015
Nice one bro
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by Maamin(m): 8:53am On Jan 28, 2015
I know those tricks very long ago grin
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by pfijacobs(m): 8:57am On Jan 28, 2015
U we're castigating my thread @samflexxy u said there was no research... I created a 'mumu' thread... Sometimes its good to pluck d stick in ur eye before......

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Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by remsonik(f): 9:32am On Jan 28, 2015
*coughs*
Investing time on being a playboy. I pray you yield bountiful returns on investment.
BTW these are not rules for playboy this lists are for prostitutes and men who patronise call girls.
Playboys are never transparent,they do have the babes digit and do call, they also go after the honey pot more than once. They are playboys: they only string you along without any form of commitment

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Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by Nobody: 9:34am On Jan 28, 2015
lemme add these.

1) Don't have a single sim card. having like two to three numbers makes it easier to cut contact with the ladies you are tired of

2) Never ever be broke. wear nice clothes and dress to kill even when you are cashless

3) Be smart and vigilant. always be ready to change true to lie when a girl suspect something.


being a playboy is not an easy task. it's time and money consuming.


moreover @op what about how to be a play girl
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by HizMissy(f): 9:38am On Jan 28, 2015
Maamin:
I know those tricks very long ago grin
*clears throat*
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by Nobody: 9:55am On Jan 28, 2015
So i'm a playboy?
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by vizkiz: 9:58am On Jan 28, 2015
passed all these boys shii. Now a man undecided
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by prettyjo(f): 11:04am On Jan 28, 2015
OK naa

rules of play girl coming soon
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by Nobody: 11:09am On Jan 28, 2015
prettyjo:
OK naa

rules of play girl coming soon
which one be play girl again grin
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by Nobody: 11:12am On Jan 28, 2015
pfijacobs:
U we're castigating my thread @samflexxy u said there was no research... I created a 'mumu' thread... Sometimes its good to pluck d stick in ur eye before......
that's why I castigated your thread bro because b4 I create any thread I conduct my research thoroughly
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by Nobody: 11:13am On Jan 28, 2015
naijaboiy:
Really?
yes sir abi becus you don repent e mean say you forget the rule join
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by naijaboiy: 11:26am On Jan 28, 2015
samflexxy:
yes sir abi becus you don repent e mean say you forget the rule join
hehehehe

Na temporary repentance grin
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by prettyjo(f): 11:30am On Jan 28, 2015
samflexxy:
which one be play girl again grin
lolzzzz
no be only boys know how to be "playboys"
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by valmunich(m): 11:33am On Jan 28, 2015
Chai! lord forgive.... they know not what they do... sad
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by Glowstone(m): 11:35am On Jan 28, 2015
ok mr play boy, am ur new coach
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by marieolae(f): 11:37am On Jan 28, 2015
What goes around, comes around grin
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by Maamin(m): 11:57am On Jan 28, 2015
HizMissy:

*clears throat*

Madam na true na grin
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by Nobody: 12:28pm On Jan 28, 2015
valmunich:
Chai! lord forgive.... they know not what they do... sad
see our boss here they claim saint cheesy
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by Nobody: 12:30pm On Jan 28, 2015
prettyjo:
lolzzzz
no be only boys know how to be "playboys"
ok but na you go create the thread I go help you sha grin
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by Nobody: 12:31pm On Jan 28, 2015
naijaboiy:

hehehehe

Na temporary repentance grin
lolz
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by Nobody: 12:47pm On Jan 28, 2015
OP i hope you'll be generous enough to lace that with ''5 rules to enjoy poverty"..?
Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by MrCork: 12:52pm On Jan 28, 2015
samflexxy:
this thread is dedicated to all the play boys in the house.
Don't be surprised even playbois have rules and norms, and this rules should be carried out effectively if you wanna be or you are all ready a play boy cool

1). Never get to emotional with any lady
This of course is the no. 1 rule. You can never get emotional with her you may be attracted to her physical attributes but let it stop their

2). One night stand and nothing else
You should never have more than one sexual intercourse with the lady

3). Transparency
As a playboy you always have to be transparent and you should never lie the lady must know that you're in only for the sex and nothing else.

4). Never take her to your real apartment
Many casinnova's have ran into trouble because of this, when you get hooked with a girl at a night club take her to a motel or a friends place never reveal the address of your apartment to her

5). Never ask for her digits or give yours
As I said above your in for a one night stand and not a lengthy relationship collecting her digits will make her get and idea of you wanting some thing more from her.

Disclaimer: this rule applies only if you are a playboy

composed----by----samflexxy

angry

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Re: 5 Rules Of Being A Playboy by MrCork: 12:55pm On Jan 28, 2015
samflexxy:
this thread is dedicated to all the play boys in the house.
Don't be surprised even playbois have rules and norms, and this rules should be carried out effectively if you wanna be or you are all ready a play boy cool

1). Never get to emotional with any lady
This of course is the no. 1 rule. You can never get emotional with her you may be attracted to her physical attributes but let it stop their

2). One night stand and nothing else
You should never have more than one sexual intercourse with the lady

3). Transparency
As a playboy you always have to be transparent and you should never lie the lady must know that you're in only for the sex and nothing else.

4). Never take her to your real apartment
Many casinnova's have ran into trouble because of this, when you get hooked with a girl at a night club take her to a motel or a friends place never reveal the address of your apartment to her

5). Never ask for her digits or give yours
As I said above your in for a one night stand and not a lengthy relationship collecting her digits will make her get and idea of you wanting some thing more from her.

Disclaimer: this rule applies only if you are a playboy

composed----by----samflexxy


...see yor Ghana head like eletrick cooker....since when did u become play boy?...Who no u on nairaland and how many babes have u kondo?..NADA. angry

...Watch n learn from the master himself: Mr Cork!!! (no oofeinse) angry

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