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Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Aystarz: 7:54pm On Feb 10, 2015
AmberQueen:
The talkin about women part is soo annoying,so utterly disrespectful...

Real men seldom talk about women.

But the dumb goons wit empty heads will rather talk abt a girl who fell from d bed...Mshew

Btw,y will a girl fall from the bed I smell lies just to spice up his story.

angry


I take it that dem never walakolombo u wella na, that's why u think that feat is impossible. It happens all the time with ruffryders on feeble gals in the act.
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by vivaciousvivi(f): 7:56pm On Feb 10, 2015
Number 5 though, especially the reference to the PVC! cheesy
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by tosyne2much(m): 7:57pm On Feb 10, 2015
just2endowed:



What if the odds now win..... So u loose 1milion just like that?
Baba life is all aboout risk taking wink
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Emdee590(m): 7:57pm On Feb 10, 2015
AmberQueen:
The talkin about women part is soo annoying,so utterly disrespectful...

Real men seldom talk about women.

But the dumb goons wit empty heads will rather talk abt a girl who fell from d bed...Mshew

Btw,y will a girl fall from the bed I smell lies just to spice up his story.

angry
No be lie man , what about a lady wey sheat on d bed during d exercise nko ? Any thing can happen especially if na her first time or if d dick dae strange .
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Aystarz: 7:57pm On Feb 10, 2015
Optional2:
Na true oooooo

Guys

Na only God go save us girls 4 una hand


Abeg leave God jejely out of this or abi na Him put una for dem hands in the first place? When una too no fit keep unaself.... Mtchewww!
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Optional2(f): 8:08pm On Feb 10, 2015
Aystarz:



Abeg leave God jejely out of this or abi na Him put una for dem hands in the first place? When una too no fit keep unaself.... Mtchewww!


ehen
no prbs na so u talk am
u go suffer 4 one girl hand dis week jst dy watch
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Muzikluva(m): 8:25pm On Feb 10, 2015
Nikapetrelli:
I was here,Registered
come and sign the register in my office grin grin
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Rolandken(m): 8:31pm On Feb 10, 2015
@Poster. I think you should edit ur thread title to Things JOBLESS and UNINTELLIGENT guys do and discuss when they gather. because im a guy and me and my friends seldom do or discuss any of what you outlined.
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Nobody: 8:35pm On Feb 10, 2015
AmberQueen:



Btw,y will a girl fall from the bed I smell lies just to spice up his story.

angry

me sef day tink am. How d babe take fall from bed na? Abi na edge of bed dem day. To wire for floor come sweet pass bed. Na wa oh!
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Nobody: 8:36pm On Feb 10, 2015
guys, gossiping since the days of Pharoah..
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Input(m): 8:39pm On Feb 10, 2015
AmberQueen:
The talkin about women part is soo annoying,so utterly disrespectful...

Real men seldom talk about women.

But the dumb goons wit empty heads will rather talk abt a girl who fell from d bed...Mshew

Btw,y will a girl fall from the bed I smell lies just to spice up his story.

angry

Something is telling me that you once fell from bed.

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Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by killercute16(m): 8:48pm On Feb 10, 2015
Mynd44:
I dont know about the OP but my friends and I talk mpre about international politics and macro-economy. occasionally movies and a whole lot of bookish/nerdish jargons
ehhh!! undecidedwe have heard.
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by KingZYX(m): 8:53pm On Feb 10, 2015
From the look of dis post dis guy is buhari supporter

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Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by iamord(m): 8:53pm On Feb 10, 2015
prettythicksme:
They discuss about ladies a lot especially those they have bleeped!
that's a lie! that's even the least. we mainly talk about the new hustle on ground and getting money.. flexing . getting high trips music and say to day experience. the girls are the least. don't get it twisted
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by linusbnn(m): 8:55pm On Feb 10, 2015
AmberQueen:
The talkin about women part is soo annoying,so utterly disrespectful...

Real men seldom talk about women.

But the dumb goons wit empty heads will rather talk abt a girl who fell from d bed...Mshew

Btw,y will a girl fall from the bed I smell lies just to spice up his story.

angry


Some dey jump enta keke grin grin...Guys sha,thank God am a man
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by joshrare(m): 8:56pm On Feb 10, 2015
AmberQueen:
The talkin about women part is soo annoying,so utterly disrespectful...

Real men seldom talk about women.

But the dumb goons wit empty heads will rather talk abt a girl who fell from d bed...Mshew

Btw,y will a girl fall from the bed I smell lies just to spice up his story.

angry
I disagree with you.. Why won't guys talk abt babes? How can we know d latest cheat/tricks in town to catch prey(babes)..
We must talk about you oooooOoooo
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by linusbnn(m): 8:58pm On Feb 10, 2015
Rolandken:
@Poster. I think you should edit ur thread title to Things JOBLESS and UNINTELLIGENT guys do and discuss when they gather. because im a guy and me and my friends seldom do or discuss any of what you outlined.

Check yurself weda u be guy....Ask yur papa too
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Chadso(m): 9:05pm On Feb 10, 2015
AmberQueen:
The talkin about women part is soo annoying,so utterly disrespectful...

Real men seldom talk about women.

But the dumb goons wit empty heads will rather talk abt a girl who fell from d bed...Mshew

Btw,y will a girl fall from the bed I smell lies just to spice up his story.

angry
U sound confused to the femalecore. No offence tho
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by MrHighSea: 9:11pm On Feb 10, 2015
Hate soccer. #teamrapmusic
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by maryhaam(f): 9:19pm On Feb 10, 2015
Mynd44:
I dont know about the OP but my friends and I talk mpre about international politics and macro-economy. occasionally movies and a whole lot of bookish/nerdish jargons
hmmmm nerd
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by olushowunm(m): 9:24pm On Feb 10, 2015
Mynd44:
I dont know about the OP but my friends and I talk mpre about international politics and macro-economy. occasionally movies and a whole lot of bookish/nerdish jargons
Chai!
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by obaayo2: 10:12pm On Feb 10, 2015
onlymase:
before nko?
EXISTING DATA GROUP AS HOW?
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by lamborghinifcb(m): 10:15pm On Feb 10, 2015
well u are ryt bhet wif d exception of d football part...discussing futbal doesn't mean u won't achieve zomfin tangible wif ya lyf....am a fanatic of futbal and ever zince v bn n sec zkul up t university dat I am nau my lecturers along d way v bn telling me ts ppl dat r nt serious wif dier studiz dat waste dier tym n discussing futbal bhet strange enuf ts d opposite. I discuss futbal @ any tym I wish to....in fact I kno d whole name f my team(fc Barcelona) players and ts n no way affecting my academics coz m doing pweery well....ts al bout mindset....m even performing berra dan ppl dat claim dat arguing futbal z rubbish! futbal z al bout passion!!!! I LOVE FOOTBALL!!!! I LOVE FC BARCELONA!!!!!!
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by franksam2009: 10:48pm On Feb 10, 2015
AmberQueen:
The talkin about women part is soo annoying,so utterly disrespectful...

Real men seldom talk about women.

But the dumb goons wit empty heads will rather talk abt a girl who fell from d bed...Mshew

Btw,y will a girl fall from the bed I smell lies just to spice up his story.

angry
. she might fall if they are doing monkey style
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Franchise21(m): 11:00pm On Feb 10, 2015
Dyoungstar:
[b]
I was moved to write about this topic because I noticed that guys always engage in all or most of these things when they gather together.


Note: everything I write here is my personal observation or experience.


1. DRINKING AND SMOKING: Guys always gather in different places at different times to participate in either drinking or smoking. Smoking and drinking has over the years been a unifying factor which brings guys together, whether they know each other before or not.


2. WOMANIZING: Guys always gather to discuss about women they just met or had had dealings with. What drives me crazy is how they analyze the women anatomy, the dissecting and how good or bad the girl is.

I was seated somewhere some days back and a guy was narrating how he fvcked a girl till she fell from the bed, he had to jump and fall on her on the floor to continue his exercise; and it was even better on the floor than the bed.

I had to laugh at that silly statement.



3. CHURCH: Most guys when they gather, do so to discuss either a church were there are babes to go scavenge or how powerful or fake the pastor is, they'll tell you all the churches in the state and their names respectively; also tell you the names of the pastors there and how much each church makes in a service.



4. FOOTBALL: These days it's hard to see a guy who doesn't belong to a club either in the premier league, laliga, bundesliga, serieA etc.

They'll mention the names of all the players, the year they were born, the place if their birth, the hospital of birth, the doctor that delivered them, when they first started school and dropped out then started kicking ball (reason why some of them are not in school hoping to be successful without working), the name of the field they first played ball, the name of the ball they first kicked.

What pains me most is that they will start analyzing their weekly salaries, the foolish ones will start comparing CR7's salary to that of Rooney, some will argue the best club and when an arsenal fan says a word he will be asked to shut up that in 9 years he has not seen trophy.

To say the least, when you ask most of these guys "What's your club?" What you'll hear is "I be Barcelona fans"


5. POLITICS: They will tell you that Buhari must win else there will be trouble in the country, others will say Goodluck is clueless therefore he must rule (they think clueless means experienced). They'll argue and at the end fight over Buhari and Goodluck yet they've not collected their PVC.



6. BUSINESS: YOU see some guys gather together, and you take an inch closer; you'll hear them discussing how to make money. They'll narrate how Goodluck stole money and there's no more money in the country.



7. GAMBLING: The worst of all is that most guys gather to gamble, they'll go suffer and get small money; instead of saving, they'll go to gamble believing they'll hit it hard one day, while everyday they are spending hopelessly.


8. EVIL: Some guys are just too good in plotting evil, and most times you see these kind of guys under tress and in uncompleted buildings.



If you have any other idea you can add in.


My advise: guys use your time wisely mostly those that admires every flashy car that passes the street, yet everyday all they do is sit under tree shades and count girls and cars that've passed for that day and at the end they'll go to Mama Nkechi canteen to eat on credit. [/b]
Nice creativity
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Dannidom(m): 11:16pm On Feb 10, 2015
Am very down to earth I cn argue with my friends, laugh, gist and even play-fight you myt think that we are jobless and I luv my friends for that same reason

I hate too serious guys

especialy the ones claiming mr-too-serious online
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Rolandken(m): 11:37pm On Feb 10, 2015
lamborghinifcb:
well u are ryt bhet wif d exception of d football part...discussing futbal doesn't mean u won't achieve zomfin tangible wif ya lyf....am a fanatic of futbal and ever zince v bn n sec zkul up t university dat I am nau my lecturers along d way v bn telling me ts ppl dat r nt serious wif dier studiz dat waste dier tym n discussing futbal bhet strange enuf ts d opposite. I discuss futbal @ any tym I wish to....in fact I kno d whole name f my team(fc Barcelona) players and ts n no way affecting my academics coz m doing pweery well....ts al bout mindset....m even performing berra dan ppl dat claim dat arguing futbal z rubbish! futbal z al bout passion!!!! I LOVE FOOTBALL!!!! I LOVE FC BARCELONA!!!!!!
Good for you. U nor need explain all these if truly ur football obsession nor dey affect you.
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Nicepoker(m): 11:47pm On Feb 10, 2015
HumbledbYGrace:
And you being a guy, from all those things you mentioned, where do we place you?
all of the above
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Nicepoker(m): 11:50pm On Feb 10, 2015
prettythicksme:
They discuss about ladies a lot especially those they have bleeped!
victim
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Nobody: 11:52pm On Feb 10, 2015
AmberQueen:
The talkin about women part is soo annoying,so utterly disrespectful...

Real men seldom talk about women.

But the dumb goons wit empty heads will rather talk abt a girl who fell from d bed...Mshew

Btw,y will a girl fall from the bed I smell lies just to spice up his story.

angry
I wonder o,
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Nicepoker(m): 11:52pm On Feb 10, 2015
Op I swear ur brain is on strike.
Re: Things Guys Do Or Discuss When They Gather Together. by Nobody: 12:03am On Feb 11, 2015
Optional2:
Na true oooooo

Guys

Na only God go save us girls 4 una hand
am I ur option 2?

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