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Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Gossipboyy: 11:03pm On Feb 10, 2015
i have ths itchy bumps on my joystick and scrotum, dont knw what it is, the bump keep increasing in number.. Pls wat cud this be and wats d Soln,,i don scratch scrath tire
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 11:04pm On Feb 10, 2015
It's an infection. Go to a doctor. Why r u even coming here sef! angry
Na wa for some people

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Niwdog(m): 11:11pm On Feb 10, 2015
Rub am hot pepper mixed with iodine, then drink chloroquine tab join

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by MizMyColi(f): 11:18pm On Feb 10, 2015
Niwdog:
Rub am hot pepper mixed with iodine, then drink chloroquine tab join

Wickid undecided

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 11:21pm On Feb 10, 2015
he don catch something

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 11:36pm On Feb 10, 2015
cheesy did you shave recently?
did you skin -dive in a marshy CUNTinent?

my prayer is that you know your way to a good doctor that will test you for ;
-gono
-syphilis
-whooping cough
-blood pressure
-pregnancy test and
-eye test.
please test all the testicles too, sorry! I mean testables .

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 11:39pm On Feb 10, 2015
funmilayoB:
he don catch something
I want my baby girl to be as pretty as you are ... in other case, I mean... ehm...let's ... ehm'... do?
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Kx: 11:41pm On Feb 10, 2015
shadowgwalker:
cheesy did you shave recently?
did you skin -dive in a marshy CUNTinent?

my prayer is that you know your way to a good doctor that will test you for ;
-pregnancy test .

PT for a man like seriously?

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Sabadon(m): 11:49pm On Feb 10, 2015
I tot u said on fire.....no b to use fire extinguisher

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by juniormusa(m): 11:55pm On Feb 10, 2015
Niwdog:
Rub am hot pepper mixed with iodine, then drink chloroquine tab join
Haba you wan kill am grin

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 12:08am On Feb 11, 2015
Kx:


PT for a man like seriously?
things dey happen these days my brother, signs of the end time. just like a political party tearing adverts of another, that's another sign.

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 8:04am On Feb 11, 2015
shadowgwalker:
I want my baby girl to be as pretty as you are ... in other case, I mean... ehm...let's ... ehm'... do?

r u male lol

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 1:59pm On Feb 11, 2015
funmilayoB:


r u male lol
oh yes!yes!!yes!!! yey!!!!yes oh!
I'm a male
light -dark in complexion
tall and mighty in my both heights
speak English, German and Hausa
I'm from west Africa
I hate smoking and drinking and womanizing
I fear God
I like you
I'm a school drop out with 2.1 and working with **** bank as the head of i-t
I luv mathematics and physics more than buhari and apc
I sabi dance well well, especially breakdance




to know more please kwantac my whatsapp or bbm...
thanks! muaaaaa!!!!

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 2:29pm On Feb 11, 2015
Hi there, sorry about your predicament. How are you feeling today? Your condition could be anything from a skin irritation to an infection. You don't have to be sexually active to get an infection, you can get one from using a public restroom etc. Please see a physician and keep us updated, best of luck smiley

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 6:22pm On Feb 11, 2015
wink
shadowgwalker:
oh yes!yes!!yes!!! yey!!!!yes oh!
I'm a male
light -dark in complexion
tall and mighty in my both heights
speak English, German and Hausa
I'm from west Africa
I hate smoking and drinking and womanizing
I fear God
I like you
I'm a school drop out with 2.1 and working with **** bank as the head of i-t
I luv mathematics and physics more than buhari and apc
I sabi dance well well, especially breakdance




to know more please kwantac my whatsapp or bbm...
thanks! muaaaaa!!!!
smiley
shadowgwalker:
oh yes!yes!!yes!!! yey!!!!yes oh!
I'm a male
light -dark in complexion
tall and mighty in my both heights
speak English, German and Hausa
I'm from west Africa
I hate smoking and drinking and womanizing
I fear God
I like you
I'm a school drop out with 2.1 and working with **** bank as the head of i-t
I luv mathematics and physics more than buhari and apc
I sabi dance well well, especially breakdance




to know more please kwantac my whatsapp or bbm...
thanks! muaaaaa!!!!

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Idiataqueen(f): 7:28pm On Feb 11, 2015
It may be infection u better ran to a lab and run sum test on ursef
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 8:32pm On Feb 11, 2015
Gossipboyy:
i have ths itchy bumps on my joystick and scrotum, dont knw what it is, the bump keep increasing in number.. Pls wat cud this be and wats d Soln,,i don scratch scrath tire

when you confess then you will get solution

did you have sex of late ?

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by jayseehe(m): 11:05pm On Feb 11, 2015
Call 911

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by mastercee(m): 11:05pm On Feb 11, 2015
Burst the two blokos

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Blackchampion(m): 11:05pm On Feb 11, 2015
A picture wud be more convincing

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Firefire(m): 11:06pm On Feb 11, 2015
Wonderful
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nihilist: 11:06pm On Feb 11, 2015
grin grin grin grin

Dirty boy....go and take your bath you pig

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Wuuworld(m): 11:06pm On Feb 11, 2015
I guess the OP don Bleep a babe dedicated to one villa shrine like dt...precisely Amadioha or Okija shrine.....#Naija babes carrying tusa tusa for waist since the time of Sodom and Gomorah

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by kowema(f): 11:06pm On Feb 11, 2015
Go soak am for River Naija for 3 days and 3 nights.....

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by tiamiyukunle69(m): 11:06pm On Feb 11, 2015
Go see a doctor now. Abi nairaland resemble hospital? sad angry

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by iiichidodo: 11:06pm On Feb 11, 2015
That a big man ting young chargie buh member mi tel u..this a lickle tin yu step pon hosptial gween see a ducktar else ya fiyah bun hose fi drop out like a babylon club..I and I neber respek dat.

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Dragonking: 11:06pm On Feb 11, 2015
You don catch AIDS!!!

Your own don finish be that.

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 11:06pm On Feb 11, 2015
Take three bottles of Goko Cleanser tonight.
Like they say, "o naa kpam kpam" grin grin grin
Btw, you be enyeama? Why did you catch that kind thing? undecided

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by clara472: 11:07pm On Feb 11, 2015
Rube aboniki, neurogesic and you will 'fine'

Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by countsparrow: 11:07pm On Feb 11, 2015
Broz, d day u lamba gal sef, make sure u open thread sef...
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by IAMGEJ(m): 11:07pm On Feb 11, 2015
Buy sharp blade n cut off all d balls cool cool cool cool cool cool

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