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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by fapcrook(m): 11:20pm On Feb 11, 2015
Concentrated sulphuric acid will 'kill' the fire,,,pele
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 11:20pm On Feb 11, 2015
Sumtiin like
funmilayoB:
he don catch something
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Tafidah(m): 11:20pm On Feb 11, 2015
funmilayoB:
he don catch something
damn gurl which planet are you from?
I like dis "not all we Muslims are terrorists"
as for OP abeg go see doctor ASAP
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nuella222(f): 11:21pm On Feb 11, 2015
IAMGEJ:
Buy sharp blade n cut off all d balls cool cool cool cool cool cool
U wan make e die? grin grin grin
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Chadso(m): 11:22pm On Feb 11, 2015
funmilayoB:
wink smiley
Ha!!!!! So after the guy poured out his heart on the text, u just chose to end him up with a smiley.. Z dat fair?? God is watching oo
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Agebrown(m): 11:22pm On Feb 11, 2015
Gossipboyy:
i have ths itchy bumps on my joystick and scrotum, dont knw what it is, the bump keep increasing in number.. Pls wat cud this be and wats d Soln,,i don scratch scrath tire
bros...no fear na fungi nd bacteria infection....en do me buh ma own dn go...d fin rili spoil shows 4me sha...
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Chadso(m): 11:25pm On Feb 11, 2015
kowema:
Go soak am for River Naija for 3 days and 3 nights.....
river 'niger'.. Thank me later!!
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by CashVessel(m): 11:25pm On Feb 11, 2015
Niwdog:
Rub am hot pepper mixed with iodine, then drink chloroquine tab join

Ur wicked..
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Kingsasian(m): 11:26pm On Feb 11, 2015
Guy go for check up
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by kinglekan: 11:28pm On Feb 11, 2015
funmilayoB:
he don catch something
. But wait oooo, dis babe fine nor be small ooooo.
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Kingsasian(m): 11:29pm On Feb 11, 2015
hedges007:
My Broda, that sign suggest you are pregnant ...Start your Antenatal care ASAP
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Chadso(m): 11:31pm On Feb 11, 2015
Coldfeet:
picture please? i'd like to see the joystick in other to properly diagnose you.
Ha!! So u're a badt gehl
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by 9jatatafo(m): 11:32pm On Feb 11, 2015
Just use style rush go hospital and explain to doctor. If you are ashamed and maybe your hospital is located in your neighbourhood, I will suggest you go hospital far from you and get yourself treated. If you have a GF, please let her be treated too. Don't play rough with your machine gun. I hope you did not bleep a girl lately without protection. Be careful oooo!!!

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Adiwana: 11:34pm On Feb 11, 2015
Gossipboyy:
i have ths itchy bumps on my joystick and scrotum, dont knw what it is, the bump keep increasing in number.. Pls wat cud this be and wats d Soln,,i don scratch scrath tire
i have experienced same thing before.i felt like i was on fire..you recently shaved..never shave without Gel or powder..small time it go stop.
But rub powder&continur the scratching..lol!!
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 11:36pm On Feb 11, 2015
Nihilist:
grin grin grin grin

Dirty boy....go and take your bath you pig





Go and sleep
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by neyur: 11:38pm On Feb 11, 2015
funmilayoB:
he don catch something

Smh
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by ndnuray(m): 11:38pm On Feb 11, 2015
Lols.. U just clear the air.
BaebieHot:
It's an infection. Go to a doctor. Why r u even coming here sef! angry
Na wa for some people

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by TonYzeallY(m): 11:41pm On Feb 11, 2015
Blame it on Buhari
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Dammyjohn(m): 11:42pm On Feb 11, 2015
tiamiyukunle69:
Go see a doctor now. Abi nairaland resemble hospital? sad angry
I wonderooooo

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by BJ4REEL(m): 11:44pm On Feb 11, 2015
Lmao.......wicked nairalanders

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by omoadeleye(m): 11:44pm On Feb 11, 2015
funmilayoB:
he don catch something

funmi, can u gv me an opportunity to chat wit u?
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Coolguy89(m): 11:48pm On Feb 11, 2015
kowema:
Go soak am for River Naija for 3 days and 3 nights.....
hehehe wil dat work
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by bleufaucon: 11:48pm On Feb 11, 2015
Sorry for your problem..look for fresh aloe vera quickly..and rub it on the entire region...get fresh garlic(not the dead ones in shoprite) and chew as many as possible..u'll be fine in 3 days.
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Val22(m): 11:49pm On Feb 11, 2015
9jatatafo:
Just use style rush go hospital and explain to doctor. If you are ashamed and maybe your hospital is located in your neighbourhood, I will suggest you go hospital far from you and get yourself treated. If you have a GF, please let her treated too. Don't play rough with you machine gun. I hope you did not bleep a girl lately without protection. Be careful oooo!!!
nice, you're reasoning like a human
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Abugab(m): 11:50pm On Feb 11, 2015
That's called 'Sweetie'. Are you sure u never go put am for the wrong place without roba?
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by gabzy7(m): 11:52pm On Feb 11, 2015
what is wrong with u is called"Balanitis" it was caused as a result of scented perfumed or soap been used on the surface of the Joystick.visit ur doc or penicillin whuld do.
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by soldierdollar(m): 11:54pm On Feb 11, 2015
Gossipboyy:
i have ths itchy bumps on my joystick and scrotum, dont knw what it is, the bump keep increasing in number.. Pls wat cud this be and wats d Soln,,i don scratch scrath tire

You recently had a wet dream . Na ur sperm de scratch u .it will subside in days
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by avalontony(m): 11:55pm On Feb 11, 2015
wow......you are just too nice........can I e-hug you?
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by mikron(m): 11:57pm On Feb 11, 2015
where u go shook ur emir palace put wey the thing come dey scratch u na?
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by aniagoluaustin(m): 12:04am On Feb 12, 2015
funmilayoB:
he don catch something
wetin
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