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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by KcVictor(m): 12:55am On Feb 12, 2015
I guess it's infection. Go visit ur doctor but for the meantime, rub aboniki balm.
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by kaysho(m): 12:57am On Feb 12, 2015
broas u don catch SCROGBE........[color=#006600][/color]choi.
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by fizzile(m): 1:02am On Feb 12, 2015
I WONDER WHY U GUYS CAN'T JUST HELP A FRIEND. SO BAD OF YOU GUYS. BRO U CAN USE THIS SUBSTANCE: ITS CALLED CICATRIN. Just go to a good pharmacy and as of cicatrin. Its in a little container and is powdery in nature. Just pure it on the part that is affected then within two days u will start seeing effects. Its very effective. Once again its called CICATRIN. U can mail me on dck307@yahoo.com for more details.
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 1:10am On Feb 12, 2015
isotonic:
Hi there, sorry about your predicament. How are you feeling today? Your condition could be anything from a skin irritation to an infection. You don't have to be sexually active to get an infection, you can get one from using a public restroom etc. Please see a physician and keep us updated, best of luck smiley
When I saw your reply I knew your orientation wasn't from Nigeria. Nice one.

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 1:20am On Feb 12, 2015
aniagoluaustin:
lol
18years is real even if Jonathan doesn't win.
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 1:23am On Feb 12, 2015
sylvalord:
since when did guys start getting pregnant? undecided
since the early days of guys screaming 'CHANGE! CHANGE!! CHANGE!!! ' like when a rugged lady is having hot prack and wants another style.

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by DonaldGenes(m): 1:34am On Feb 12, 2015
BaebieHot:
It's an infection. Go to a doctor. Why r u even coming here sef! angry
Na wa for some people

Gbam

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by DonaldGenes(m): 1:34am On Feb 12, 2015
BaebieHot:
It's an infection. Go to a doctor. Why r u even coming here sef! angry
Na wa for some people

Gbam
shadowgwalker:
since the early days of guys screaming 'CHANGE! CHANGE!! CHANGE!!! ' like when a rugged lady is having hot prack and wants another style.

You are such a bad girl
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 1:37am On Feb 12, 2015
May that fire quench in Jesus name
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Nobody: 1:40am On Feb 12, 2015
See your doctor, you f**k! angry lipsrsealed
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by OLUJOSHINS(m): 2:00am On Feb 12, 2015
Niwdog:
Rub am hot pepper mixed with iodine, then drink chloroquine tab join

Muderer
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by coderXO(m): 2:11am On Feb 12, 2015
Go see a doctor.

In the meantime, take doxycline daily at least 7 days straight, and apply a topical antibiotic.

Stop itching it.
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by snazzy5050(m): 2:35am On Feb 12, 2015
[quote author=kowema post=30647069]Go soak am for River Naija for 3 [/b] 3 days and 3 nights undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by snazzy5050(m): 2:36am On Feb 12, 2015
kowema:
Go soak am for River Naija for 3 days and 3 nights.....
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Quincy5313: 2:45am On Feb 12, 2015
Gossipboyy:
i have ths itchy bumps on my joystick and scrotum, dont knw what it is, the bump keep increasing in number.. Pls wat cud this be and wats d Soln,,i don scratch scrath tire
Sorry you are going through this.. Simply apply Benzyl Benzoate on the affected part of your body, within 24hrs, you will praise the lord... You can get the cream at the nearest pharmacy store.. Hurry Now.

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Motolank: 3:07am On Feb 12, 2015
Blackchampion:
A picture wud be more convincing
I would have prescribed medication too..if he posted pic

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by InvertedHammer: 3:36am On Feb 12, 2015
shadowgwalker:
cheesy did you shave recently?
did you skin -dive in a marshy CUNTinent?

my prayer is that you know your way to a good doctor that will test you for ;
-gono
-syphilis

please test all the testicles too, sorry! I mean testables .
/
And HIV , if I may add (one of the testable that is)

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Janetozi(f): 3:53am On Feb 12, 2015
Who is the lady u have been sleeping with?
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by doja(m): 4:04am On Feb 12, 2015
Look for a bottle of Coca Cola that has your name written on it, drink a quarter of the content of the bottle and use the rest to wash the affected part. You should be good in about 30 minutes. Do same for your partner too.

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Applaner: 4:46am On Feb 12, 2015
wat is joystick?


wat is its usefulness?
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Ishilove: 5:12am On Feb 12, 2015
Eyah. Pele
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by david22uu(m): 6:05am On Feb 12, 2015
Either u masturbate without cream or u had Sex without condom..nd she was tight and unclean... get some anti-fungi and anti inflammatory cream and use on it....
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by zonax(m): 6:21am On Feb 12, 2015
shadowgwalker:
cheesy did you shave recently?
did you skin -dive in a marshy CUNTinent?

my prayer is that you know your way to a good doctor that will test you for ;
-gono
-syphilis
-whooping cough
-blood pressure
-pregnancy test and
-eye test.
please test all the testicles too, sorry! I mean testables .


Lol. U wicked gan. Funny though
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by bayocanny: 6:57am On Feb 12, 2015
Coldfeet:
picture please? i'd like to see the joystick in other to properly diagnose you.
Lol u don't even hv respect for a male joystick anymore
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by emmabest2000(m): 7:00am On Feb 12, 2015
Gossipboyy:
i have ths itchy bumps on my joystick and scrotum, dont knw what it is, the bump keep increasing in number.. Pls wat cud this be and wats d Soln,,i don scratch scrath tire
who did you bleep last Ask her to rub you her vaj fluids on your joystick for quick healing grin

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by bayocanny: 7:05am On Feb 12, 2015
[quote author=Idowuogbo post=30648998]
Kai! Moku! Mogbe! Modaran! This is strong mehn....[/quote
Lol PEJ family
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by noblealuu: 7:06am On Feb 12, 2015
shadowgwalker:
cheesy did you shave recently?
did you skin -dive in a marshy CUNTinent?

my prayer is that you know your way to a good doctor that will test you for ;
-gono
-syphilis
-whooping cough
-blood pressure
-pregnancy test and
-eye test.
please test all the testicles too, sorry! I mean testables .


Hmmm all these?! grin

Jst go see a physician, all that is required is a Urethral Swab Microscopy/Culture and Sensitivity MCS. It could be Gonorrhoea, Chlamydia trachomatis or Trichomonas vaginalis. Ur bld wil be collected 4 Treponema Pallidum which causes syphilis, dnt panick it's treatable. The laboratory diagmosis will do! I got two dudes to attend to 2moro (friday) who hv similar case. Meanwhile sorry!
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by bayocanny: 7:07am On Feb 12, 2015
babyosisi:
May that fire quench in Jesus name
Ameen
Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Roum(m): 7:09am On Feb 12, 2015
shadowgwalker:
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speak English, German and Hausa
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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by bayocanny: 7:12am On Feb 12, 2015
The OP don enter am, anyway go to owerri, go to owerri and go fetch the water wey dey drop from that tree wey dem talk say e dey FUTO use to rub the affected region, the thing go disappear one time

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Re: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by touchplay(m): 7:15am On Feb 12, 2015
Are ur fingers kindof itching yu too ? Is it spreading down ur laps ? d scratching,is it d most sweetest early in d mrnin ? If yes 2 all dis questions,den its fungi.... Go 2 a gud pharmacy get urself kentonazole tablet(2 kill d fungi).then get piriton tablet too(2 stop d scratching).yu should start seeing result in 2days,Thank mi later.
N.B. Keep ur self dry,avoid excessive sweating. Change ur underwear everyday.

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