For me oh its the way senseless topics make front page
How people comment on topics both the dumb and foolish
Then that rubbish they do uh..... First to comment

Finally nairalanders always coming with 10 things gush



Pls don't yab anybody oh just tell us those things you think that needs upgrade and change...

Note this thread will not make front page because it carries the true bitter minds of nairalanders

tammmy:
For me oh its the way senseless topics make front page
How people comment on topics both the dumb and foolish
;DThen that rubbish they do uh..... First to comment
Pls don't yab anybody oh just tell us those things you think that needs upgrade and change...

The bone-idle-keybord-happy-chronic-feminist-hunting-alpha-male-inspiring NL wannabe males.

Specifically the dried-out-female-submission-seeking guys that don't even bother having a wash for days on end.

Aisha2!! Where art thou??

i hate it when a duuuummmy quotes me!

I 8 not getting paid...like there should be a forum where you get paid every week 4 completing a task or something like that

^

ShakurM:
I 8 not getting paid...like there should be a forum where you get paid every week 4 completing a task or something like that

LOL

ammyluv2002:
LOL

my sister, u feel me? The thing dey painful

those childish FTC guys I hate with passion

I want to know what we are going to gain with our like and share

Just exactly op arranged it. In addition, the attention seeking female posters like ........ I have forgotten her moniker. I hate it die. Must you post. If your hand is itching you, go Facebook and anything you like. And lastly, those folowee that comment on virtually every post is annoying.

* The 'GBAGAUNS' in some thread titles! Some goons that do not know the differences between nouns, verbs and adjectives. . . . .

* Poorly-written short-hand stories by JAKANDE GRADUATES that have no business starting or responding to threads.

You find irritating words like . . . . . ur, u, b-cos. . . nonsense tinz with no comas or full-stop in their irritating sentences!

Doggone illiterates feeling swag!

*. . . . Oooooooh. . . .THE POLYMONIKIERING, COWARDS AND WHOOOORES of jobless website owners and their moderators/supermoderaters that keep showing up with gangs to attack your posts out of inferiority complex. Dem don quench one by one on and offline. Muchechechechecheche. Irritating cyber WHORRRRES!

Exhibit A!

*****:
nothing pains a lady much like when she is above 28, jobless & single, and to add to it

she still live

with her parent in 2 room,

cook and eat from same pot. She sleep

in the parlor and put her clothes in the room where her parent sleep.. no privacy,

( whoever invented the idea of 2 room for family must be a jack and crazy )


Anyway. She is frustrated and depress thinking daily of guys who promise and failed to marry her.

You see her in different churches, allnigt seeking for sudden miracles.

Well. These are the type of girls you see in Nigeria churches this days.

To be continue

Such posters should not be allowed access to the www. . . . !
Utter CRAP!

KanwuliaJara:
* The 'GBAGAUNS' in some thread titles! Some goons that do not know the differences between nouns, verbs and adjectives. . . . .

* Poorly-written short-hand stories by JAKANDE GRADUATES that have no business starting or responding to threads.

You find irritating words like . . . . . ur, u, because. . . nonsense tinz with no comas or full-stop in their irritating sentences!

Doggone illiterates feeling swag!

Somebody is feeling pretty vexed tonight!

Kanwulia, c'mon get with the times jare. I hear chronic abbreviations, meaningless acronyms and er...text-to-speak are the latest fad around here. Just read an eye-popping post from a thread creator and I'm surprised my eyes haven't fallen out of their sockets yet!

EfemenaXY:


Somebody is feeling pretty vexed tonight!

Kanwulia, c'mon get with the times jare. I hear chronic abbreviations, meaningless acronyms and er...text-to-speak are the latest fad around here. Just read an eye-popping post from a thread creator and I'm surprised my eyes haven't fallen out of their sockets yet!

Very annoying!!!!

Illiteracy na fad?

Exhibit B!

Some 'DENSE' OPs who decide to make other people's problems their MAIN COURSE and DESSERT for each meal 24/7. . . 7 days/week!
Even with all the "Gbags' involved!

*******:
Hi to every body, pls I need advice in this story. There is married couple

separated after 4 years of there marriage and they had

a 4 months old baby. And

the husband beat up his wife and brake her two hands and leave the house for more then 5 months now and go to another woman wihout

visiting his family or giving money for their feeding and told the wife to pack her things and

go back to his fathers house because

he want to bring in another woman. Please my people What can we do to this man ? And

did the man have right to come later in the future for the child ? Pls I need your advice thank you and God bless u all.

Just imagine. . . .
You read the post, shake your head and exit the thread in annoyance!

Seun and his surreptitious/polmonikering "Tpia" handles and derivatives.
Jumping in and out of threads. . .to attack posters that can NEVER kiss his filthy IJEBU azzzze.
Using his attack dogs like DAYOKANU and co to publish posters names, ISP addies and other terroristic maneuvers!
Ashawo cyber bullies under cover!

THE GREAT NL CRASH was enough punishment.
THE HACKER GOT HACKED!
Muchechechecheche!

Very irritating!
Dem go taya ke!
Karma na sweeeetest bytch!!!!

Anti feminist threads. . . ESPECIALLY FROM DENSE FEMALES.

They always come up with the most USELESS threads I swear.
No need to mention names or quote threads.
We all know them. . . I avoid their threads like the DEVIL'S ANUS!

When posters like 'lalastica' abi na 'Mukina2' find their ways to front page every PHOCKING SECOND OF THE DAY. . . . . like they have no other jobs outside NL!

The fake IJEBU 'spambot' invented in SEUN'S MIND.

Exhibit C!

MoronZZZZ on rampage starting threads!
Then 'FELLOW MORONZZZZZ' flood the thread with different IDs to reply themselves!

******:
help guys.
i got married early last year and had a smooth ride with my narriage until my wife sister came into the picture.
after her nysc my wife proposed her coming to stay with us and i being the understanding husband accepted
months later she started sneaking into my room wearing provocative dresses when my wife travels to dubai.
yesterday she came to my room at midnight with only pant and bra and said she wants me that if i dont give it to her she will harm me herself and her sister.
please advice on what to do.

should i give it to her
please help me coz i dont want no harm in my family

One more thing uh...... Excessive repetition of topics on nairaland e.g 7 annoying things women do

1) Silly Lists I see always on the front page: probably the reason why nairaland hardly attracts intellectuals.

2) Dead science and technology section: go see for yourself

3) Vile Pro feminist threads: feminists (a.k.a man hater) and feminism (a.k.a man hating) irritates the hell outta me. Taken it upon myself to slow them down till other men regain their senses.

4) Manginas: there's literally nothing (on nairaland) as bad as seeing a comment from a mangina.

5) Graphic photos: what's with nairaland and graphic images?

6) Celeb worship: picture of Peter Okoye in a lambo. Davido with Otedola. What the heck? What am I supposed to do?

Not enough emoticons.

carefreewannabe:
Not enough emoticons.

what else can we add

so many silly people and jobless teenagers.

The front page topics aren't recycled properly, too many repetitions and some of the sections on nl have been abandoned.

KanwuliaJara and EfemenaXY don vex. But you ladies should know by now that most people that make up nl population are either school drop outs feeling fly, Internet stammers who failed at swindling victims



you ladies shouldn't be surprised. Nl is just their coping mechanism to make themselves feel important and relevant





awon broke a55es



KanwuliaJara please fire me scrubs by tlc

Their posts dey stink pass ijebu pomo

KanwuliaJara:
Anti feminist threads. . . ESPECIALLY FROM DENSE FEMALES.

They always come up with the most USELESS threads I swear.
No need to mention names or quote threads.
We all know them. . . I avoid their threads like the DEVIL'S ANUS!

SAMBARRY:
KanwuliaJara and EfemenaXY don vex. But you ladies should know by now that most people that make up nl population are either school drop outs feeling fly, Internet stammers who failed at swindling victims



you ladies shouldn't be surprised. Nl is just their coping mechanism to make themselves feel important and relevant





awon broke a55es



KanwuliaJara please fire me scrubs by tlc

GBAM!

"Scrubs" ke?
Nice Valentine's song for FEBUHARI!!!!

SAMBARRY:
KanwuliaJara and EfemenaXY don vex. But you ladies should know by now that most people that make up nl population are either school drop outs feeling fly, Internet stammers who failed at swindling victims



you ladies shouldn't be surprised. Nl is just their coping mechanism to make themselves feel important and relevant





awon broke a55es



KanwuliaJara please fire me scrubs by tlc

OMG!!!

KanwuliaJara:


GBAM!

"Scrubs" ke?
Nice Valentine's song for FEBUHARI!!!!

ok fire me any song by flavour