Here are some funny answers to some stupid questions nigerians asks...

1) Where are you going?; I am going to fight, care to join me?
This seem to be a very diplomatic appropriate answer if you really don't want to disclose your where about to the person

2) I did not see you in church yesterday, why?; that is because I did not go to church yesterday.
Where you expecting me to say ' oh I went with my invincible cloak'?

3) Can I have a dance?; yes, but just you alone please...
Who cares, you can have a fight sef, as long as am not involved.

4) Na you I dey see so?; nope, I am at home, na my display picture you dey see...
If you can ask your brain if it is interpreting well, then you must be a dunce...

5) Are you sleeping?; Yes
No need to talk further, even if your eyes are wide open, this answer should shut them up

6) Are you laughing at me?; well you can start laughing also so that I would be laughing with you
Laugh na laugh, I am laughing,which one is at you again?

7)What is your watch saying?; sorry, my watch does not talk.
Or would you ask my watch yourself?

Why is everywhere stuffy?; I don't know, I have been asking the room too.
Abi na me be the room air freshner ni?

9)Why have you not been picking my calls?; oh, sorry, I did not see them fall..
I be like 'picker' for your eyes

10)Am bored, can you make me happy?; can I make you sad as well?
Or better still, 'you can go to heaven for a while...

Nairalanders join in the fun, please add yours.

J

U jus got 2 office & a colleague is asking u are u at work alredy?
U b like no na my bedroom b ds!

@no7,
Q. Wats ur watch sayin?
Ans. Quarter 2 go n buy urs.

Ur frnd walks in n saw u eatin fud;
Q. mehh! Na fud u dey eat so?
Ans. No, na excreta, u fit join me too.

Almost funny

really?

Ok

Lol. 1. Op are you light skinned? :p

*Answer this one*.

2. ''Na your eye be this?''.
Answer: No na the eye of the catfish when escape from Mr. Okoro pond yesterday. Nansense!

@op: are you trying to be funny?

I tried to laugh, but Na homepage I load again

I want to all see all the NL ladies who'll find this funny so I can avoid them like the plague - because of their unsophisticated sense of humour. Oya...make una start to dey laugh. Where my pen....stop there! If you modify!!!

na typical nigeria person fit talk all dis tinz. so forgive anybody dt comes up with this question.

.... Kakakakakkakakaakakaka

**laughing in swahili


































not funny..!



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Your neighbor see you in the morning: mama nkechi na your eyes be this? Me: no na my nose.
Your friend calls you by 1am and ask you: o boy you dey sleep? Me: no I am trying to die.

Okkkk dats it

;DNow am laughing out loud ;DNow am laughing out loud



Not funny

lol like seriously

That no 1... eh na one kind yeye question.. i hate when someone ask mr that question... the rest are ok tho

This set aint funny

Dad--:how do i look?
Son--: you are xo buhari...

Dad--: what! How dare you (slaps the son)

Somtymx i just wonder if most of ds silly ? R also bn asked in developed countries. Am dressed on my coperate wear n u no dts wt i usually wear 2 sch, den u look at me n say, ''r u goin 2 sch'', sowie am goin 2 d farm bt i just forgot my cutlass, pls cn u lend me ur's? Mtcheeeeeeeeew

Why u not picking ma calls...... Cos there are not beans

IS MAMA PEACE THE REAL WIFE OF DR EBELE? OR OKONJO ABI NA DENIZEN?

Not funny.

Khalessi:
Boring!

You are too uptight ma'am. Loosen up a bit. #JustSaying

Yes

almostFamous:
Almost funny

Someone needs to check on your pic! OMG!! This is heaven on earth!

Sm1 ask u,na your face/nose be this?answer no na my butt

L