Woah

someone saw u coming out of d bathroom and asked 'u go take ur bath'?. just tell d person 'no, I go take my sweat'

you are putting on the same cloth is she your wife
A# no she is my twin.

The one I find annoying is "what did you eat?" my stubborn response is usually "food".

MizAusta:
Lol. 1. Op are you light skinned? :p

*Answer this one*.

am not light skinned!

My black skin colour is on strike! I just had to use the substitute...

Lame as in L.A.M.E

Dis one dry pass harmattan!

Really. ..are you sure? Answer me with any silly answer and you're so dead.

Neyova:
Someone needs to check on your pic! OMG!! This is heaven on earth!

lol..I'm flattered.

Are you seeing what am seeing?
Ans: no, u can see am blind.

urchbarbie:
J

Shey u don dey madt abi

timawoku:
am not light skinned!

My black skin colour is on strike! I just had to use the substitute...

Lol.

almostFamous:
lol..I'm flattered.

I'm not happy ....

MizAusta:
Lol.

U look familiar

Epathra:
The one I find annoying is "what did you eat?" my stubborn response is usually "food".

Jokes aside....a good question...as the answer can be, I had fish pepper soup for supper....which can lead to a discussion on the merits of fish pepper soup vs goat meat pepper soup....and then we can move to Politics.....including the latest comment from the Buhari camp and what it means for the price of pommo, and whether GEJ's fashion choices for the day indicate any new changes in economic policy....especially as regards the cost of catfish in the market.

hensben:
I'm not happy ....

have I done something wrong?

hensben:
U look familiar

Really?

K

almostFamous:
have I done something wrong?

You re been romantic to that guy

Waitin i go ask u now.

is thunder firing u?

E be like say them never give u ur shot of rabbies injection. See as u dey bark like dog. Have some manners

hensben:
Shey u don dey madt abi

Neyova:
Someone needs to check on your pic! OMG!! This is heaven on earth!

thats how i rushed up to check her pix only to notice the only checking required is ur medical check up

timawoku:
Here are some funny answers to some stupid questions nigerians asks...

1) Where are you going?; I am going to fight, care to join me?
This seem to be a very diplomatic appropriate answer if you really don't want to disclose your where about to the person

2) I did not see you in church yesterday, why?; that is because I did not go to church yesterday.
Where you expecting me to say ' oh I went with my invincible cloak'?

3) Can I have a dance?; yes, but just you alone please...
Who cares, you can have a fight sef, as long as am not involved.

4) Na you I dey see so?; nope, I am at home, na my display picture you dey see...
If you can ask your brain if it is interpreting well, then you must be a dunce...

5) Are you sleeping?; Yes
No need to talk further, even if your eyes are wide open, this answer should shut them up

6) Are you laughing at me?; well you can start laughing also so that I would be laughing with you
Laugh na laugh, I am laughing,which one is at you again?

7)What is your watch saying?; sorry, my watch does not talk.
Or would you ask my watch yourself?

Why is everywhere stuffy?; I don't know, I have been asking the room too.
Abi na me be the room air freshner ni?

9)Why have you not been picking my calls?; oh, sorry, I did not see them fall..
I be like 'picker' for your eyes

10)Am bored, can you make me happy?; can I make you sad as well?
Or better still, 'you can go to heaven for a while...

Nairalanders join in the fun, please add yours.

ntn 2 add bcus it dos nt make sense 2 me.....

funnyty

On a sunday morning,looking good in my suit,with a bible in my hand,and someone is asking me:'u dey go church' or 'u don dey go church'. I'm like:'No, I dey go aso rock'.or 'I dey go ur mama burial'. Stupid question. The worst is when I visit someone,and after getting up and telling him or her that I'm leaving, They still go ahead and ask me:"u don dey go".And I'm like:'No,I just dey come'

Mhizizzy:
Ok

chain so u too d buy land oya I wan do business how much u wan sell DAT plot

Qstion--Na you bii dis
Answer- No ooo na my fou fathers wen he still dey small

Dose questions na make person dey sure naw. Cos the person wey dey ask no even trust himself talk more of. Trusting u. TYPICAL NIGERIAN.

Funny......


A Stupid question deserves a stupid answer.