Ariel20:
@ least we know his specialization.. what of the profound zoologist who knows next to nothing about this country governance even after 16 years of ruling.

Sweetguy25:
My father looks like his cows - anorexic and malnourished.

I suspect some serious bestial phocking.

Quote me and let me die of cancer.

obailala:
I'm sure these lean cows would be fattened by 2019

MarieSucre:
are you a Christian? If you are, have you gone through a great portion of the old testament? Come on dude!

LMAyedun:
Last year, it was reported that Gen. Buhari while declaring his assets claimed he has approximately 150 cows. This was initially used by some to ridicule him claiming it was mere propaganda for pity and that he was probably richer. Well, he has gone on to win the Nigerian Presidential elections and here is a look at those cows.

http://lindaikeji..com/2015/04/photos-heres-glimpse-at-famous-cows.html?m=1

ednut1:
muhahahahahahahahaha d cow no reach 150 na

SirShymexx:
So, naij's own Abraham Lincoln doubles up as a cow-jockey, no?

A fulani and his cow is the African version of an Arab and his camel - just different skin tone.

And both are joined in Islam by the great Allah via his prophet.

Alhamdulillah to all my akhis!

tit:
hunger wan finish this cows.
this is what will happen to Nigeria.

do you remember the story of yusuf the dreamer?
how he see three hungry cows in his dream?

God has just shown Nigeria vision.
Buhari is going to turn Nigeria into hungry cow.

The only thing is that the cow is not up to 36!
like somebody say, they are about 20.
I suspect that all APC state will be turned to hungry cow!

(Allah, please let it not be that the other states died of hunger!)

Chinazaekperem5:


It is semi-literate!

tit:
hunger wan finish this cows.
this is what will happen to Nigeria.

do you remember the story of yusuf the dreamer?
how he see three hungry cows in his dream?

God has just shown Nigeria vision.
Buhari is going to turn Nigeria into hungry cow.

The only thing is that the cow is not up to 36!
like somebody say, they are about 20.
I suspect that all APC state will be turned to hungry cow!

(Allah, please let it not be that the other states died of hunger!)

Keneking:
Sai Buhari

1. Lagos price for this kind of cows is N70K * 150 cows =N10,500,000

2. How do I donate one to this farm?

3. At least this one has something doing before re-entering government again..

4. Jonathan should show us how he intends to retire for now. Beyond going to gym, church, church parties, funerals and eating at Otuoke or anywhere he relocates as from May 29

Typical weekly schedule of the outgoing Nigerian president - IMO -

Monday: 9am - 6pm: Eat Kola, read newspapers & radio, call Wike, Fayose, Obanikoro, Dokubo etc, eat dinner
Tuesday: repeat same
Wednesday: mid-week gym, mid-week service, mid-week get-together with defeated PDP members, mid-week wines, eat dinner
Thursday: repeat Tuesday...attend functions (courts - marriage or tribunal)
Friday: End of week sessions (funerals, investitures, gyms), entertainment
Saturday: get-together with families and pastors
Sunday: Fellowship and rest

Benefits of Cow:

1. Cow urine and waste are very good for killing bacterias.

2. If a man consumes milk from one cow (Without mixing 2 or more cow milk), he becomes very strong in immune system against diseases.

3. Spending more time with cow with love and affection and utmost care gives one occult powers (Siddhis: refer India)

4. Inhaling Cow breath coming out, cures asthma, eye diseases, tooth problems, skin diseases.

5. The cows milk after delivery of calf if processed becomes semi solid like pudding. This if consumed cures Ulcer.

6. Of course, beef for protein

Sai Buhari...this is wise choice investment



cc: lalasticlala...e don happen

abduljabbar4:

That's not something to laugh at. He had the power to steal what the whole of your family put together cannot make half of.

Fellonigerians:



Hez trying to pick the ones for the inauguration dinner. I am sure all the beef for dinners at Aso Villa will be procured from his farm...

20pounds:
I am happy that the President-elect practise animal husbandry. He should teach it to his Fulani brothers, cos those people are now a threat to our peace and security.

Sweetguy25:
He looks like his cows - anorexic and malnourished.

I suspect some serious bestial phocking.

Quote me and die of cancer.

PassingShot:















See children of anger and frustration!

Chai, the loss do una plenty thing oooo.

abduljabbar4:
Only in Nigeria. A man who was a petroleum minister and head of state has only 150 cows and 1 million naira and some people are mocking him but if they. See big mansions all over the country they will start shouting our money our money.

LMAyedun:
Last year, it was reported that Gen. Buhari while declaring his assets claimed he has approximately 150 cows. This was initially used by some to ridicule him claiming it was mere propaganda for pity and that he was probably richer. Well, he has gone on to win the Nigerian Presidential elections and here is a look at those cows.

http://lindaikeji..com/2015/04/photos-heres-glimpse-at-famous-cows.html?m=1

SirShymexx:


[s]Fam, open ya eyes and brain cells and stop grouping my handle with blinkered souls, you loutish paid hack.

You think spamming everywhere with useless epistles and screaming APC like a lunatic is what actually makes you an agent of change, and part of those who saw GEJ losing the election before it was conducted? You lousy and vacuous NL riff raff crack me up.

FOH, if you can't take a joke and keep my handle off your useless fingers, effing bum[/s].