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Genetically Induced Or What ? by shumuel(m): 1:03pm On Apr 15, 2015
Genetically Induced Or What ?

For years Humans has been guilty of some certain characters that are being showcased since time memorial, being in existence for a very long time.

Below are few that has been spoted in Guys and Ladies respectively. As a guy am also very guilty of these, why i really don't know.

I remember a scene back then during my institution days, a very Beautiful course mate of mine called me up to alert me that she was visiting me and that she was already on her way but only called to know if i was home, omo come see Usain bolt speed as i take clean the room sharpaly, one time no delay, even rushed to the bathroom to have a second bath for the day, Perfume in the air since i didn't have an Airfreshner, everywhere well aranged, bed well laid as if its that of an hotel room, still couldn't fathom how i did all these within 5mins, she came and it was a time well spent ''Full details kept secret +18 tinz tongue'' and hmm... she kind of knew all i did, thanked me and we laughed about it as i walked her to the mainroad. Till date am still wondering why i ever did all these, and have come to know its not just me but every guy out there and the Ladies too

So here we go

Guys
1. Cleaning the House and Enviros When a Lady is coming to pay you a Visit.

2. Paying for a Lady's Tfee or Bills.

3. Playing Einstien Before the Ladies.

4. Trying Every Best to Be Funny.

5. Forming Mr Nice Guy.

Ladies

1. Checking yourself ''Make-up & Dress'' when you Spot a group of guys.

2. Believing Every guy is interested in you, so you gat to form whatnot.

3. Expecting The Guy to always pay your Bills even if you don't know him.

4. Believing you are always right just because you are a Lady.

5. Forming Phonetically ''Phoney'' when a guy approachs you.

Is it just Nature playing or what ?

Ladies and Gents abeg make una add una own join.
Re: Genetically Induced Or What ? by Nobody: 1:23pm On Apr 15, 2015
The poster below me is actually......
Re: Genetically Induced Or What ? by Nobody: 1:25pm On Apr 15, 2015
It's pretty normal
Re: Genetically Induced Or What ? by sinaj(f): 1:26pm On Apr 15, 2015
twha si diz yguy sayiiing

*falls back to slip*
Re: Genetically Induced Or What ? by shumuel(m): 2:01pm On Apr 15, 2015
sinaj:
twha si diz yguy sayiiing

*falls back to slip*


Its simple English now, read again.
Re: Genetically Induced Or What ? by ivyT(f): 3:33pm On Apr 15, 2015
Believing every guy that walks up to you wants something
_this happens to almost all ladies and dats wot we believe cos 85% of it is true

Imagine, a guy asking for my contact at 6am in d morning after doing overnight just becos I wanted to believe he just wanted to talk datsol.
He gained something thou: He Saw My Natural Beauty kiss
Re: Genetically Induced Or What ? by Nobody: 3:36pm On Apr 15, 2015
ivyT:

He gained something thou: He Saw My Natural Beauty kiss
He must be naturally blind.

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Re: Genetically Induced Or What ? by ivyT(f): 3:46pm On Apr 15, 2015
Blackett:
He must be naturally blind.


But y?y?
*throws hot eba on ur forehead* grin
Re: Genetically Induced Or What ? by Nobody: 3:48pm On Apr 15, 2015
ivyT:



But y?y?
*throws hot eba on ur forehead* grin
I can't believe you're still asking why.
Re: Genetically Induced Or What ? by ivyT(f): 3:50pm On Apr 15, 2015
Blackett:
I can't believe you're still asking why.


I tire for u and u go tire
Re: Genetically Induced Or What ? by Nobody: 4:00pm On Apr 15, 2015
ivyT:



I tire for u and u go tire
Why you no go tire? I'm always correcting the misconceptions about you.
Re: Genetically Induced Or What ? by shumuel(m): 4:36pm On Apr 15, 2015
MzNelly:
It's pretty normal


Yeah i know, just don't know Why, its crazy.
Re: Genetically Induced Or What ? by shumuel(m): 4:57pm On Apr 15, 2015
ivyT:
Believing every guy that walks up to you wants something
_this happens to almost all ladies and dats wot we believe cos 85% of it is true

Imagine, a guy asking for my contact at 6am in d morning after doing overnight just becos I wanted to believe he just wanted to talk datsol.
He gained something thou: He Saw My Natural Beauty kiss


hmm... What can i say, but not every guy that walks up to you actually wants something, like something wink, most guys just want to be friends
Re: Genetically Induced Or What ? by ivyT(f): 6:12pm On Apr 15, 2015
shumuel:


hmm... What can i say, but not every guy that walks up to you actually wants something, like something wink, most guys just want to be friends




Not most my dear....
Re: Genetically Induced Or What ? by shumuel(m): 7:06pm On Apr 15, 2015
ivyT:





Not most my dear....


Lol kk, few then ?
Re: Genetically Induced Or What ? by YUNGLURD(m): 7:12pm On Apr 15, 2015
This gal dey form..who u be sef,mtcheew



some guys actually want to be frnds and nothing more.

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