For the next 36 days, I will be going round Nairaland to fish out the tanoids. This is what I owe Buhari for winning the election. For some, they owe him a trek from Lagos to Abuja, but for me, I owe him this funny stuff

TANOIDS, HERE I COME!!!

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I pledge my coperation and support. Especially that selfish protection seeker. He will not succeed in his evil mission as long as I'm alive

Here is the first call at a TANOID. I am starting from MARCH 27

namqul post=31 465687:
Don't advice because i have decided to vote for oga GEJ

So how far with your vote? Did you eventually vote for him or your vote didn't count?

When we are telling you GEJ will lose, you will not listen. See urself now.

I think u are jobless, take a look @ my profile and add me in ur list.

tiptopy03: It is not a difficult thing to know an APC member
He finds it easy to lie
He will be easily provoked by the slightest confrontation
He is either from the North or Lagos
He may have one fake certificate as their leaders
And the commonest attribute is that, constructing a simple and correct sentence will be as difficult as the proverbial horse passing through needle.

So you lied eventually that APC supporters are liars when actually they are not because they said that Buhari will win and he won but TANOIDS lied that Jona will win but he lost.

imbless:
I think u are jobless, take a look @ my profile and add me in ur list.

I don't need a featherweight Tanoid on this thread where HEAVYWEIGHT Tanoids like temitemi1 and severussnape are here

So Mr or Mrs attention seeker, I don't have time for you because your TANOIDSHIP wasn't recognised.

pls easy
GMB has advice us to celebrate vic in a frndly manner No tormenting pls

SeverusSnape: They can kill for their slave master Buhari.

How market Severus? You have lost with GEJ your master. I hope you go with him to OTUOKE.

I support the thread, they were warned but refused to listen.

otemanuduno:


How market Severus? You have lost with GEJ your master. I hope you go with him to OTUOKE.

Do you know what?...I won't regale you tonight. Please come tomorrow.
Thanks...

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otemanuduno:

So when d Sun declared election result and your GEJ lost, are they also lying? Shame on PDP and his supporters.

You're doing a very poor job my friend....If your radar could point me out as a GEJ supporter

Ask around pls

Montaque:
APC should not threaten Nigeria
Because they had all the time since November to do what is expected of them and their candidate by INEC.
People just like to put the country in an invidious situation.
PDP is using APC's signature against them, No more eye service judgement,the change starts now,No one is above the law.

How market?

Djicemob:
The APC were overconfident hence they paid no attention to the case,now its getting really serious,they are issuing threats and incitements.They had their chance to come clean,they blew it.Typical APC philosophy,win or break everything.

Btw,which one is GEJ administration,is it GEJ administration that is disqualifying GMB or the court? I thought they were shouting go to court,go to court.

So who won the court case eventually, can you pls tell me?

JustCalMeDBoss:
The handwritting is clear buhari is goin down when we tld them to present his certificate they said we should go to court now we have gone to court they are playing the chaos card. APC chanji chanji movt fading away.

Now tell me, Chanji or TAN, which has really faded away

youngeagle: Lolz....cry me a river,all these APC supporters and leaders have the same mind set,they hve all bn radicalised,when the case of result came up,they wre shouting go to court,now court wants to declear its judgement,they are crying wolf...no one is above the law.

Tanoid, how market?

CR77:
Insha Allah GEJ till 2019


When will the Americans learn to shut up there mouth.


Anyway na true Obama yarn oo.

Why did you call the name of your God in vain because of a clueless man called GEJ?

EUROBOMBER:
The 'Change' slogan worked for Obama but will fail miserably for buhari on Saturday. No need for too much arguments again, Just five days to go and buhari will be sent back to sambisa forests once and for all.

All these shout of 'Change, sai buhari, sai baba' will come to a grinding halt this saturday.

Go write this down.

Liar!!! Change is here, wake up!!!

Operation all TANiods must resurface.

We need them online especially on nairaland as opposition.

patpaul:
Am sure you wanted to say why is everything about APC always about militancy, criminality, thuggery, terrorism and violence. abi?

I haven't heard your voice for sometimes guy. What's happening nah?

ShowYourCertificate:
Truly, God is with this man.

Jonathan's political journey has revealed that it's not by your might or power but by His grace.

May God's will be done in this election. Amen.

#ForwardEver

And indeed God's will has been done. Jona is in a canoe heading to tu ke

otemanuduno:
For the next 36 days, I will be going round Nairaland to fish out the tanoids. This is what I owe Buhari for winning the election. For some, they owe him a trek from Lagos to Abuja, but for me, I owe him this funny stuff

TANOIDS, HERE I COME!!!

My bro, did you know you are not funny please try again.

You know simbi sef Mtchewwwww.

You know. ....

mumumugu:
If you like compare him to jesus,he will still loose

He won eventually sir, so what do you have to say to that?

tit:
while Abraham Lincoln was so honest he was nicknamed honest Abe,
Ayatollahu buhari is renown for corruption:
murder
judicial murder
coup plotting
disappearing $4b from NNOC
disappearing N25B from PTF
joining Nigeria Army without certificate.

he is the father of kidnappers and 419 aka OBT army officer without certificate!

so therefore, Ibrahim Lincoln and Mohammadu Buhari are parallel opposites!

After all these lies about baba, he is now your president come may 29. Deal with that

fallout87:
OP you are a fool. Was Abraham Lincoln a past dictator who truncated a democracy to take full power?

These lies and nonsense you guys make up lol.

hmmm... but now he has followed due process and won d election, how about that?

myhoodlink:
Dear Lord God, please grant victory unto the camp of President Goodluck Jonathan in this election in Jesus name, Amen! Touch the hearts of men (all Nigerians) to vote in his favour. May every hardened heart come to the acceptance of your will to vote for President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan in Jesus name, Amen! Thank You Dear Lord for your victory unto us. Amen!

Unanswered prayer

Lie lie analyst ppl are looking at you in 3D,

donrichdavid:


APC is over rated like Hollywood marriage full of complain and demanding.
PDP will win the Election by 60 against 40 % that was the reason why INEC is working hard to rigged the Election by systematically refused PVC to mostly Christians and area populated by the Igbo's in Southwest, plus 19 northern states and denying them their civil right to vote.
PDP will win 100 % Vote in South East, 80 % South South, 40 to 50 % in South West,more than 40 to 50% Votes in 19 Northern states and which mean PDP will win big in more than 10 northern states like Benue, Kogi, Nasarawa, Jigawa, Plateau, Niger , Taraba, Kebbi , Adamawa ,Katsina Bauchi , Kaduna , FCT and even enough Vote in Kwara state.
The only problem PDP have is Lagos and Kano but still yet PDP will win big in Lagos at least more than one Million votes and 25 % in Kano state.

APC have only Northern states and south west to Bank on but that's not enough because you can't under estimate the Votes from South south and South East.
Imo state and River states would have been a good place for APC results but you can not use the campaign turn out to judge because the same people where paid to attend the both rallies between PDP and APC.
APC will have a huge set back in all this areas ravaged by Boko Haram so the turn out will not be ok for the both party especially APC.
APC is like religion most people accept it with eye services for fear of their life and in the secret places they will reject it with their vote.
PDP will win in south west special states like Ekiti state and Ondo sate, PDP will win in some good votes in South West.
South East, South South and more than 18 million Igbo's in any part of Nigeria is sure for PDP and the battle can only be in South West and 19 Northern states including Midle belt.
Less i forget PDP will win Big in Midle belt, PDP will win this election hands down.
No normal Igbo man will vote Buhari and the last i checked almost 110% Igbo people are still normal.
PDP will win more than 25 % vote in 19 North states plus south west so South East and South South will give APC the knock out.
Read more at http://donrichcode..com/2015/03/how-pdp-will-win-apc-in-2015-election.html

lol

otemanuduno:


And indeed God's will has been done. Jona is in a canoe heading to tu ke

Jonathan is a celebrated hero. Buhari isn't. Buhari will only earn his own if he delivers his manifesto and meets the desires of Nigerians which I doubt he will.

It's God's will that Jonathan will be a celebrated hero. For Buhari, who knows, it might be God's will that his cluelessness and senility be exposed while in power.

barcanista:
If Jonathan had accepted the invitation of APC in 2013, he would have been their Progressive Presidential candidate, blaming the PDP for leadership failure since 1999.
If Jonathan had accepted the hypocritical offer, it will either mean Buhari will defect to PDP to fly its flag for 2015 or he will retire to Daura to play with his grandkids.
What kind of change is APC talking about? A change from umbrella to broom or a change of service?

I still believe Barcanista's sudden change from APC to PDP supporter is a deliberate attempt to change the mind of APC supporters towards PDP. Barcanista is never once an APC supporter. He only deceived many ppl just to gain attention and popularity. Of all the tanoids here, I believe he is the wisest because of what he did.

temitemi1:
GEJ till 2019!!!

Daydreamer pls wake up, GEJ your HERO is about to leave for otuoke

calebo101:

Try harder oga. Face the topic squarely. You sound a little bit educated to attack the messenger first before addressing the message

Jonathan has not insulted the intellect of the Izon nation. We are not slaves

but Gejathan has failed, agreed?