quivah:

I'll need a truck for that
.. not with all these heavy old wo/men here.

since I'm not invited ... peaceout

k

AirborneLacer:


In other words, your amazing works are testament to your amazing thoughts?

Please better discard the thought that I'm a cheating husband, I just don't wanna make your paper now, I have a reputation to protect

Bae we continue tomorrow, nature calls.

Sleep well.

Your reputation precedes you Sir
Btw, you have nothing to worry about, they say the ratio of men to women is 1:7 so you are entitled to about 7 women
So go into the world and multiply.

How are you? Have you baptized Nihilist yet?

@ standd......Being a writer, what are you challenges?

kenwins:
@ standd......Being a writer, what are you challenges?

Lol I don't have any challenges just yet, since I break a lot of rules (pardon me) and I am a PHYSICIST and I don't know too many grammar or syntax or all those stuffs that some people know. I just write, mostly, I enjoy writing poems and very short stories.
But then, I can also say that laziness is a 'challenge' because most times, I think of stuffs in my head, make them into beautiful stories, and then begin to pray that scientists develop a device that can transcribe thoughts to word, since I get too lazy to pen them down.
So, that is it.

standd:


Your reputation precedes you Sir
Btw, you have nothing to worry about, they say the ratio of men to women is 1:7 so you are entitled to about 7 women
So go into the world and multiply.

How are you? Have you baptized Nihilist yet?

Hehehe

One woman is much trouble, how much more seven?

Let's not get this twisted, you're my one and only on this board, you have my word and of course lollipops

I'll baptize Nihilist, is just not summer yet.

I'm good thanks for asking. Did I hear you say you're a physicist?

Ghostlady:
Morning beautiful people....

How was your night?

Goodam Lady.

Why this choice of moniker?

AirborneLacer:


Hehehe

One woman is much trouble, how much more seven?

Let's not get this twisted, you're my one and only on this board, you have my word and of course lollipops

I'll baptize Nihilist, is just not summer yet.

I'm good thanks for asking. Did I hear you say you're a physicist?

You come off as Sapiosexual so methinks any 'supposedly' intelligent female 5meters from you sends signals to your radar. We have knowledgeable (cum intelligent) women here so I can't be sharing you with all of them
You see, I get jealous and I don't share lollipops too...NEVER!!

Aye! I am a Physicist.

standd:


You come off as Sapiosexual so methinks any 'supposedly' intelligent female 5meters from you sends signals to your radar. We have knowledgeable (cum intelligent) women here so I can't be sharing you with all of them
You see, I get jealous and I don't share lollipops too...NEVER!!

Aye! I am a Physicist.

True that, I am aroused by intelligence.

But then:

- There are limitations and lines one shouldn't cross in life.

- I have principles that governs my actions.

- Priorities change.

So don't expect me to be making out time with any intelligent female I come across.

You're my priority Standd, and that's not gonna change anytime soon.

Damn! I'm going emotional

AirborneLacer:


True that, I am aroused by intelligence.

But then:

- There are limitations and lines one shouldn't cross in life.

- I have principles that governs my actions.

- Priorities change.

So don't expect me to be making out time with any intelligent female I come across.

You're my priority Standd, and that's not gonna change anytime soon.

Damn! I'm going emotional

Are you losing your pants yet?

At the mention of pants, people have gathered.

standd:



Are you losing your pants yet?

Lmao!!!

It has to be mutual, have you got your panty on?

AirborneLacer:


Lmao!!!

It has to be mutual, have you got your panty on?

Ok Erm *clears throat*

Your love for CFC is great. I wonder why, if you are to choose any other FC in place of CFC, which FC will you choose?

standd:



Lol I don't have any challenges just yet, since I break a lot of rules (pardon me) and I am a PHYSICIST and I don't know too many grammar or syntax or all those stuffs that some people know. I just write, mostly, I enjoy writing poems and very short stories.
But then, I can also say that laziness is a 'challenge' because most times, I think of stuffs in my head, make them into beautiful stories, and then begin to pray that scientists develop a device that can transcribe thoughts to word, since I get too lazy to pen them down.
So, that is it.

hmmmmm...... Really, "laziness" is a big challenge. Say for me too, laziness is one big tin as well as d inability to use a prefered word or find the exact words to use.
You are really lucky u find solace in books now unlike me, i found solace in books as a kid. Then, i read anytin readable. I was a kid bt i already wanted to knw d names of d drugs i was given. Once i knw dem, i would go on wanting to knw what the drugs works for. But now, i read what concerns me ooo. And it is now u'd hear me say "u cnt see me sitting to watch news wen it aint as if i wanna be shown giving speech"..lol.
I remembered a frnd asked me to write a poem titled "love @ first sight"........ D idea of w@ d topic is was der bt i came up wit 4 lines and then i dumped the work.
Most times i v a title bt no body while other times i am favoured and write like neva b4(actually i work by inspiration..lol) most tyms it is about what i am going through or how myself or a friend feels.
Like serzly,i enjoy writing because it helps me pour out w@eva i feel in d innermost recess of my hrt. So instead of me yelling @ sum1, cryingin my eyes out, i feel better putting dem down.

standd:


Ok Erm *clears throat*

Your love for CFC is great. I wonder why, if you are to choose any other FC in place of CFC, which FC will you choose?

None!

You know this is akin to losing a wife who you loved so much and remarrying in a matter of months.

CFC is more like my religion. I love and respect the franchise.

I hardly read my bible, but I tend to get absorbed in Rick Glanvill's 400 volume biography of Chelsea - a book I bought while still in high school.

It's a passion thing, just like most ladies would kill to see their favourite soap opera

You don't just love football?

AirborneLacer:


None!

You know this is akin to losing a wife who you loved so much and remarrying in a matter of months.

CFC is more like my religion. I love and respect the franchise.

I hardly read my bible, but I tend to get absorbed in Rick Glanvill's 400 volume biography of Chelsea - a book I bought while still in high school.

It's a passion thing, just like most ladies would kill to see their favourite soap opera

You don't just love football?

Nice to know you are committed to and proud of CFC.
I love football oh, the rippling muscles of players, the short shorts , the skills some display and of course every 'Neymar' on the field will make me watch football.. I'm really not bothered with who's winning or not as long as my fav players are running around the field chasing a ball...eye-candies

kenwins:

hmmmmm...... Really, "laziness" is a big challenge. Say for me too, laziness is one big tin as well as d inability to use a prefered word or find the exact words to use.
You are really lucky u find solace in books now unlike me, i found solace in books as a kid. Then, i read anytin readable. I was a kid bt i already wanted to knw d names of d drugs i was given. Once i knw dem, i would go on wanting to knw what the drugs works for. But now, i read what concerns me ooo. And it is now u'd hear me say "u cnt see me sitting to watch news wen it aint as if i wanna be shown giving speech"..lol.
I remembered a frnd asked me to write a poem titled "love @ first sight"........ D idea of w@ d topic is was der bt i came up wit 4 lines and then i dumped the work.
Most times i v a title bt no body while other times i am favoured and write like neva b4(actually i work by inspiration..lol) most tyms it is about what i am going through or how myself or a friend feels.
Like serzly,i enjoy writing because it helps me pour out w@eva i feel in d innermost recess of my hrt. So instead of me yelling @ sum1, cryingin my eyes out, i feel better putting dem down.

Hmmmn. I get you. I think the issue some people have with writing is just cos they feel that they have to be at a certain place to write, or a certain time even. For me, once thoughts start to form in my head, I continue to build on them until a substantial story is formed and even if I'm at the bus-station or walking down a road; I gather my thoughts, form my characters, set a plot and then once I'm sitted or more relaxed, I begin to write in my phone's 'note' or any gadget at hand. I don't wait till I get home, I write anywhere. I write poems mostly this way and even some of my short stories. Sometimes, I get an idea and stop on the road to jot something down lest I forget.
Those times you get an idea for a story, just don't bother about the title yet, continue to build on the original thought, bring in external events that has nothing to do with you, recall some childhood stunt you pulled, recall how Mr. A did something to Mrs. B in the neighbouring. Merge all these together and a story is born
Then when you are through, think of a title.

standd:


Nice to know you are committed to and proud of CFC.
I love football oh, the rippling muscles of players, the short shorts , the skills some display and of course every 'Neymar' on the field will make me watch football.. I'm really not bothered with who's winning or not as long as my fav players are running around the field chasing a ball...eye-candies

Honey you're simply a groupie, you're far from being called a fan

AirborneLacer:


Honey you're simply a groupie, you're far from being called a fan

Lol So many females share the same sentiments, just ask them. You think it's all about watching some grown men chase that tiny ball? Nah , I gat better things to do with my time. Which is why I select the matches I watch..No eye-candy, no football

Or you think I care which FC is winning or what country is winning. Lol

I decided to drink a bottle of sweet wine I smuggled from the burial I went to recently.

30mins later, well, let's just say I had a feel.of heaven

That's all I have to say

Hi Semitunde

semitunde:
I decided to drink a bottle of sweet wine I smuggled from the burial I went to recently.

30mins later, well, let's just say I had a feel.of heaven

That's all I have to say

*punches his head *
You can now come back to earth...
Awayu?

standd:


*punches his head *
You can now come back to earth...
Awayu?

Hmmm, foreign stuff is good o!

*in my best Igbo voice *
Baby forget about all this local content
Go continental!!

Wait Standd, that your punch was a little too hard o

You don't want me to reciprocate o

You know I'd go for the softest target

semitunde:


Hmmm, foreign stuff is good o!

*in my best Igbo voice *
Baby forget about all this local content
Go continental!!

Wait Standd, that your punch was a little too hard o

You don't want me to reciprocate o

You know I'd go for the softest target

standd:

How's work

Forgive my oyinbo, I'm still a little dazed. I opened another bottle this evening

semitunde:


How's work

Forgive my oyinbo, I'm still a little dazed. I opened another bottle this evening

Lol my drunk friend

E don turn 3 way contest.

Airbornelacer you see your life? Them don wan thief your wife

This will be you in less than 24 hours. Friend zone loading faster than an agbero at mile 12

Nihilist:
E don turn 3 way contest.

Airbornelacer you see your life? Them don wan thief your wife

This will be you in less than 24 hours. Friend zone loading faster than an agbero at mile 12

Lies
I have eyes for only lacer.

standd:



Lol my drunk friend

Drunk? let's just say I've had my fill

Honestly, alcohol never sat well with me, I dread the repercussions I'm going to get this night.

But enough about you pretending to care...

How are you? Still banking? Or you're presently consulting Linda on tips on detecting Facebook pages stealing your works

@Mollytinrox

It is actually 50bututs

*clears throat*

Nihilist:
E don turn 3 way contest.

Airbornelacer you see your life? Them don wan thief your wife

This will be you in less than 24 hours. Friend zone loading faster than an agbero at mile 12

Ahh, common! Guy!!

This was them.in 2012!!!

This is 2015, they sleeping together no more

Its worse than friend zone bruv, bit who will tell him the sad truth now

I know I wont

semitunde:



Drunk? let's just say I've had my fill

Honestly, alcohol never sat well with me, I dread the repercussions I'm going to get this night.

But enough about you pretending to care...

How are you? Still banking? Or you're presently consulting Linda on tips on detecting Facebook pages stealing your works

Just save the bottle of wine for me jor....

Hahahahaha @Facebook pages stealing my work. You can know how to whine someone's head sha.

standd:


Lol So many females share the same sentiments, just ask them. You think it's all about watching some grown men chase that tiny ball? Nah , I gat better things to do with my time. Which is why I select the matches I watch..No eye-candy, no football

Or you think I care which FC is winning or what country is winning. Lol

Hehehe

I've met ladies who live and breathe football, ladies who are avid supporters of football clubs. They know virtually every player and club.

Sometimes I wonder why they would be concerned with the valuation of players when they should be concerned with the valuation of kitchen utensils

There have been surprises along the way though. For instance, before I met an elderly Chelsea lady in a pub, I had no idea, that the Chelsea team toured Germany at the most cataclysmic moment in that country's history; that the stigma of bigotry is a denial of the club's hidden past; nor that a billionaire was at the Chelsea helm long before our favourite Russian Oligarch - Abramovich.

You needed to see my face the day she took me on those findings. She had taken a bottle of heineken, got recharged and was spitting history