standd:

We collect tax here. Don't come without your tax oh

isokay... we are able..

AirborneLacer:


I'm doing great.

What could have propelled you to opt for it in the first place?

A mere puerile phantasm OR you're simply a visitant who's unwittingly divulged her banshee's nature

lol I guess the movies I watch...how are you?

standd:

Hi ghosty. How are you?

standd of life how r yuh?

Ghostlady:
standd of life how r yuh?

Ghostlady?

Ghostlady:
standd of life how r yuh?

Hi dear

standd:

Hi dear

sweety,wat happened to ur whatsapp?

laykorn:

Ghostlady?

hey dear..whr av u been?

AirborneLacer:

Seriously, same here.
It's something I just can't help honey, I've always got you on my mind, always!
What are you up to lately?

Glad to know you still remember one of your
** Lately, it's been work and work only. Nothing else.

Ghostlady:
sweety,wat happened to ur whatsapp?

Huh? Do I have whatsapp?

standd:

Huh? Do I have whatsapp?

hian....ow ws ur day?

Ghostlady:
hian....ow ws ur day?

My day's been good. Yours?

standd:


Glad to know you still remember one of your

**
Lately, it's been work and work only. Nothing else.

One of my many maidens?

You know you hurt my feelings whenever you travel in this line of reasoning.

Ghostlady:
lol I guess the movies I watch...how are you?

Ladies and gentlemen, we have someone in the house whose fixation for horror shows had her opting for a weird moniker.

Mind reeling out the movies, I wan't to get inspired.

Might create an alternate moniker - BoogeybansheeDemon

AirborneLacer:


One of my many maidens?

You know you hurt my feelings whenever you travel in this line of reasoning.

I didn't mention maidens sha: P
Don't mean any harm though, just teasing.

I miss you

standd:

I didn't mention maidens sha: P Don't mean any harm though, just teasing.
I miss you

Let's cease this chance then.
Nothing can be Ill when you're well honey.
Let's make up for the time we've been away from eachother.

AirborneLacer:

Let's cease this chance then.
Nothing can be Ill when you're well honey.
Let's make up for the time we've been away from eachother.

Hmmmmm I like this lacer is home today.

standd:

Hmmmmm
I like this lacer is home today.

Come show boo boo your kissing skills.
I've got no gloss on my lips, I've got all the time, just kill me honey

AirborneLacer:


Come show boo boo your kissing skills.

I've got no gloss on my lips, I've got all the time, just kill me honey

lmao @kill me

I don't know how to kiss oh, bring your lips here, let me practise.

standd:

lmao @kill me
I don't know how to kiss oh, bring your lips here, let me practise.

**Slaps her ass
Let this be a super practise and not a boring keyboard tutorial class!
I'm here boo.

AirborneLacer:


**Slaps her ass

Let this be a super practise and not a boring keyboard tutorial class!

I'm here boo.

Slap which ass? Are you sure you are not in the room another person? Cos me, I don't have any ass that anyone can slap oh.. Nothing,.my ass is as flat as dry kilishi

standd:



Slap which ass? Are you sure you are not in the room another person? Cos me, I don't have any ass that anyone can slap oh.. Nothing,.my ass is as flat as dry kilishi

I've ate way healthy kilishis.

Moreover. I love your ass the way it is.

Standd you're not getting the picture, are you?

I freaking love you!

AirborneLacer:

I've ate way healthy kilishis.
Moreover. I love your ass the way it is.
Standd you're not getting the picture, are you?
I freaking love you!

*sighs*
Have you read.... 'love and a typical Nigerian'?

standd:


*sighs*
Have you read.... 'love and a typical Nigerian'?

Nay.
What has it got to tell me?
I'm not a typical Nigerian, so the title alone is scary

AirborneLacer:

Nay.
What has it got to tell me?
I'm not a typical Nigerian, so the title alone is scary

Ok then Tell me you love me again

standd:

Ok then Tell me you love me again

I love you Standd and I hope the world would hear it.
What are my punishments now?

AirborneLacer:

I love you Standd and I hope the world would hear it.
What are my punishments now?

lol
Go and close the door of this thread Let us play mummy and daddy... the symphony of twisted limbs....

standd:

lol
Go and close the door of this thread Let us play mummy and daddy... the symphony of twisted limbs....

Twisted limbs? Must be interesting.
**slams shut the door of the thread
Please kill me baby!

........

AirborneLacer:


Twisted limbs? Must be interesting.

**slams shut the door of the thread

Please kill me baby!

I love you too lacer....from the depth of my e-heart. All I know about e-you is desirable.

standd:


I love you too lacer....from the depth of my e-heart. All I know about e-you is desirable.

If I had my way in the real life I would marry you.

Heck my hands are tied

AirborneLacer:


If I had my way in the real life I would marry you.

Heck my hands are tied

Awwwww e-marriage is sweet boo. We can love ourselves to pieces here

*I don't trust polygamous bachelors in the real life*

AirborneLacer:


I love you Standd and I hope the world would hear it.

What are my punishments now?

By punishment, do you mean you want us to switch roles? I'll be Christian Grey and you will be Anastashia...

Sweet My grandpa's koboko is better than Greys own.