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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Caucasian: 5:16pm On Apr 24, 2015
Hahahaha abeg oooo no spit venom ooo.. I take God beg u just ignore his gloomy response.

We are colleagues cheesy wink cheesy wink I studied pol science & pub admin. The truth is,- Administration is ubiquitous in the sense that it takes place in any organization. Be it small or complex. So you can fit in anywhere as regards that skill. So cheers cheesy cheesy cheesy subsidiaries of nnpc are there waiting for you. Don't feel bitter here. You know people respond according to their LEVEL of thinking.
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by MrAyo1234: 6:26pm On Apr 24, 2015
To SOFTLYZ

Maybe you are confused about the ' Public '
that your course is subjected to. Let me clear
the air in order to settle you mind. Admin is
always and will forever being Admin. mind you,
you are suit for any Subsidairy of your choice in
NNPC for administrative task. In case your
question call for "which of the Subsidiaries
would you be prefered to work in NNPC ? I think
your answer should picture out the most
intresting one in your mind.
I studied Accounting. is there any NNPC
subsidiaries specialized on accounting ? "No.
Remember that both NNPC and all its Subdiaries
do perform accounting and accounting related
task. I thank GOD that i am the next NNPC
ACCOUNTANT.
Thanks.
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by madri4u: 11:20pm On Apr 24, 2015
Pls which NNPC subsidiaries can a welding & fabrication engineering technology fit in?
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by boygeorge97: 6:39am On Apr 25, 2015
[quote author=SoftlyZ post=33025872]

Thanks alot Elaric. I actually thought of IDSL but I was thinking Computer Science guys would have a better stake in that subsidiary. As for NPDC, I also thought science researchers would have that too. I'll dig more on that NPDC. Thanks, you have been of great help.
My appreciation.


Please which of science disciplines will be mostly needed at NPDC,all of us know that their main duty is exploration and production,thanks

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by mrnilobrawn: 8:47am On Apr 25, 2015
Goodkidd:

Ur a heroe buddy. Kindly leave asap
solarview:

We need more of such great move!
#Godpleasegiveusbetteralternative
SomBaby:


God bless you loads as you save that slot for someone else... Australia is so cool and you wouldn't want to forgo it for this nnpc bullshit...
God bless you again...are you from my local government? If so God bless you yet again...smiles
Funny ppl........ I wish you ALL d best. This was supose to b my first major interview, i would hv love to feel the experience.....
#GodWin
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by marshall69: 9:46am On Apr 28, 2015
Buhari is set to probe NNPC.
This recruitment will enter hibernation mode.

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 10:15am On Apr 28, 2015
Whatever...but while he is doing that, I on the other hand, am busy getting ready for this interview. Something tells me its now or never...
@ Eruditor, please check your mail and revert.

@ Kingteller please do same...

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by KINGTELLER: 11:39am On Apr 28, 2015
SomBaby:
Whatever...but while he is doing that, I on the other hand, am busy getting ready for this interview. Something tells me its now or never...
@ Eruditor, please check your mail and revert.

@ Kingteller please do same...

Yea.. I got your PM... I've replied

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 11:51am On Apr 28, 2015
KINGTELLER:


Yea.. I got your PM... I've replied

Thanks...you can check back now
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Nobody: 2:02pm On Apr 28, 2015
It would be sweet if nnpc is probed and those found wanting are either sacked or jailed,thereby creating space for fresh thinking graduates...


What do y'all say??... cheesy

Abeg buhari do the needful o jare..

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by UnknownT: 3:21pm On Apr 28, 2015
IzonOwei:
It would be sweet if nnpc is probed and those found wanting are either sacked or jailed,thereby creating space for fresh thinking graduates...


What do y'all say??... cheesy

Abeg buhari do the needful o jare..
To jail them no go be here oh! Dem go get many injunctions from different courts to frustrate EFCC. Dis country too funny
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by harpazo(m): 3:26pm On Apr 28, 2015
Amen!!!
THanks Bro
Pendrotech:





hahahahahahaha. pls dont go that way o. person fit get High Bp with that o. Everything is concluding this year
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Nobody: 3:26pm On Apr 28, 2015
UnknownT:
To jail them no go be here oh! Dem go get many injunctions from different courts to frustrate EFCC. Dis country too funny
very funny my bro...but at least sack them...so that we all can get in...tired of all the old folks there... sad angry
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Nobody: 6:55pm On Apr 28, 2015
Have u guys heard ?
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by solarview(m): 7:10pm On Apr 28, 2015
All these news reaching here in Space about NNPC, grin grin grin if they are true then Mr president elect might spend the first few weeks of his new office in NNPC tower.

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Pinkieblue(f): 7:10pm On Apr 28, 2015
femi4wonders:
Have u guys heard ?

Dry joke, try sometin new

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scarletdp(m): 7:39pm On Apr 28, 2015
femi4wonders:
Have u guys heard ?

Yes, we have heard your joke is dry from Pinkie angry
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Eruditor: 7:56pm On Apr 28, 2015
SomBaby:
Whatever...but while he is doing that, I on the other hand, am busy getting ready for this interview. Something tells me its now or never...
@ Eruditor, please check your mail and revert.

@ Kingteller please do same...

Used the content of the email to reply. Was a challenge remembering which email address I used for this account. Hence the late reply.
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 8:44pm On Apr 28, 2015
Eruditor:


Used the content of the email to reply. Was a challenge remembering which email address I used for this account. Hence the late reply.

Its ok...but you can still check ur mailbox...sent you a message.

Thanx
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Nobody: 8:28am On Apr 29, 2015
scarletdp:


Yes, we have heard your joke is dry from Pinkie angry

Do I look like a comedian ? I have first class information I want to share and you guys think am here to crack jokes, let me keep my info 2 myself
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Pinkieblue(f): 9:50am On Apr 29, 2015
femi4wonders:


Do I look like a comedian ? I have first class information I want to share and you guys think am here to crack jokes, let me keep my info 2 myself

Oya sorry dear, we were just joking t00, what's the information ?, whisper it int0 My ears
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Switlife: 10:04am On Apr 29, 2015
Primary School stunt... cheesy

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scarletdp(m): 10:22am On Apr 29, 2015
femi4wonders:

Do I look like a comedian ? I have first class information I want to share and you guys think am here to crack jokes, let me keep my info 2 myself

1. I can't see you, so I have no idea if you look like a comedian.

2. If you have info to share, SHARE. No time for stunts.

3.YOu aren't here to crack jokes, you are here to break them grin

4. Keep or don't keep, it changes nothing with regards to the recruitment.

Finally, C'mon dude, a lil sacarsm wouldn't kill you. *sigh*
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by mavelo: 5:39pm On Apr 29, 2015
Expecting to receive the good news within the next 1-8 days from today to GOD be the Glory. Have faith yall. smiley
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SomBaby(f): 6:55pm On Apr 29, 2015
mavelo:
Expecting to receive the good news within the next 1-8 days from today to GOD be the Glory. Have faith yall. smiley

Amen!!!

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Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scarletdp(m): 9:52pm On Apr 29, 2015
mavelo:
Expecting to receive the good news within the next 1-8 days from today to GOD be the Glory. Have faith yall. smiley

Ughhh Puuhhhleeeeez
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by mavelo: 11:23pm On Apr 29, 2015
Did any1 received d PCL Quality of life Survey report yesterday? just curious u knw wink
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by executivegej: 11:46pm On Apr 29, 2015
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by Nobody: 7:14am On Apr 30, 2015
Pinkieblue:


Oya sorry dear, we were just joking t00, what's the information ?, whisper it int0 My ears
grin ok dearie....we need to see so I can whisper it just into ur ears
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by dayjahvoo: 10:48am On Apr 30, 2015
executivegej:
From PCL:

Good morning!
We hope you’re having a lovely day.
You are receiving this email because you recently participated in the Phillips Consulting Quality of Life survey, and you indicated interest in receiving a copy of the final report.
You can access the report by opening the attached PDF document. Alternatively, you can click on the following link:
http://phillipsconsulting.net/files/qol-survey-report-april-2015.pdf
Once again, thank you for your participation. Please feel free to respond to this email with your comments.
Happy reading!
Best regards,

http://www.phillipsconsulting.net/en/
Why in the name of f*#k did u feel the need to post this here?
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SoftlyZ: 1:38am On May 02, 2015
MrAyo1234:
To SOFTLYZ

Maybe you are confused about the ' Public ' that your course is subjected to. Let me clear the air in order to settle you mind. Admin is always and will forever being Admin. mind you, you are suit for any Subsidairy of your choice in NNPC for administrative task. In case your question call for "which of the Subsidiaries would you be prefered to work in NNPC ? I think your answer should picture out the most intresting one in your mind.
I studied Accounting. is there any NNPC subsidiaries specialized on accounting ? "No. Remember that both NNPC and all its Subdiaries do perform accounting and accounting related task. I thank GOD that i am the next NNPC ACCOUNTANT.
Thanks.


Thanks Mr. Just thought they would press for specification. Now I'm sure I can take my pick even if they do.
Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by SoftlyZ: 1:40am On May 02, 2015
Caucasian:
Hahahaha abeg oooo no spit venom ooo.. I take God beg u just ignore his gloomy response.

We are colleagues cheesy wink cheesy wink I studied pol science & pub admin. The truth is,- Administration is ubiquitous in the sense that it takes place in any organization. Be it small or complex. So you can fit in anywhere as regards that skill. So cheers cheesy cheesy cheesy subsidiaries of nnpc are there waiting for you. Don't feel bitter here. You know people respond according to their LEVEL of thinking.

Ok dear. See you at the tower.
Cheers

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