micktoxin:

Mr Cork as my favorite poster on this board, I hereby offer you my sister in return for £28,000 cash upront. This payment is non refundable I must add, so if she doesn't like you..... I am afraid there is nothing I can do.
She is light skin too

micktoxin:

Mr Cork as my favorite poster on this board, I hereby offer you my sister in return for £28,000 cash upront. This payment is non refundable I must add, so if she doesn't like you..... I am afraid there is nothing I can do.
She is light skin too

ANGELMARVE:
fraud

micktoxin:

Mr Cork as my favorite poster on this board, I hereby offer you my sister in return for £28,000 cash upront. This payment is non refundable I must add, so if she doesn't like you..... I am afraid there is nothing I can do.
She is light skin too

MrCork:



...Bro...no ofeeinse to yor picture profie but u look like those Rwanda rufugee tryin to cross over into our UK...was u hidin in a cave? (no ofeinse)

kinglekan:



Ishi tanku ooo!!

Chaii!! We just dey gate dey wait since yesterday. Abeg nor lock us outside again oo. Just keep the troublemakers in solitary confinement instead.

Make I stretch small!! Feels good to be home.

kinglekan:



Ishi tanku ooo!!

Chaii!! We just dey gate dey wait since yesterday. Abeg nor lock us outside again oo. Just keep the troublemakers in solitary confinement instead.

Make I stretch small!! Feels good to be home.

LOL.

ANGELMARVE:
im going to b d next mr nairaland

TheSonOfMark:

Hopefully it'll stay sane for days, at least.

TheSonOfMark:

LOL.

TSM how are you doing nah? I heard you were partially responsible for keeping us at the gate.

What happened to your tuxedo? Climate change in Uyo?

Ronald4lif I assign you to keep an eye on this gentleman, let's ensure he doesn't pull off his tuxedo anytime soon.

MrCork:



...errm bro...serrriously..I strongly suggest u focus on re-bleachin the second portion of yor Albino face....It looks multi-coloured & f**Ked up....((no oofeinse)))

kradleber:



I hate lies.

Why are you such a pathological liar lala? Jeez!

This was after whatever beef you had with chiam.. I never quarrelled with her cos of you... Lol ..you must think you are important.or what?

You messaged me out of your own volition that day and you was backstabbing.like a snitch
.
[b]Weren't you the same person that told me she's an attention seeking person and she was struggling so hard to get my attention the first time you folks met me.. ?
[/b]that's just one of what you said.

I don't feel comfortable saying these shyte, but since you've resorted to lying just to appear innocent then I got no choice..

.Real women don't lie. only con artists and prostitutes lie and steal..

your speech don't move me and whatever happened was never cos of bbm
..quit being delusional.

TheSonOfMark:

Hopefully it'll stay sane for days, at least.

TheSonOfMark:

Hopefully it'll stay sane for days, at least.

MrCork:


...I agree ooooo..

Mr Cork we both know who needs that more. (No offence).

ANGELMARVE:
hw can it b sane when even me dat iv just registered today has notice d insanity of MRCORK

You must be a fast learner. Well he is more of a parody of Charlie Chaplin. Better still our very own Mark Spencer.

kinglekan:


You must be a fast learner. Well he is more of a parody of Charlie Chaplin. Better still our very own Mark Spencer.

ANGELMARVE:
i dnt bleach and iv neva bleached so keep ur opinion to ur self

kinglekan:

Ishilove abeg come ooo!! There is a zulu king on rampage ooo.

Abeg I nor wan hear say gate dey locked again ooo. Come deport the zulu king back to his home country before all of hell breaks lose again.

*sigh*

kinglekan:



TSM how are you doing nah? I heard you were partially responsible for keeping us at the gate.

What happened to your tuxedo? Climate change in Uyo?

Ronald4lif I assign you to keep an eye on this gentleman, let's ensure he doesn't pull off his tuxedo anytime soon.

Guilty as charged but one doesn't adorn a tuxedo to engage in a brawl, does he?


It's a new day. Tuxedo is back on...with a matching Fedora hat to go with it this time.

Good afternoon Lekan.

kinglekan:



TSM how are you doing nah? I heard you were partially responsible for keeping us at the gate.

What happened to your tuxedo? Climate change in Uyo?

Ronald4...lif I assign you to keep an eye on this gentleman, let's ensure he doesn't pull off his tuxedo anytime soon.

Noted and task will be wholly carried out.

We would be sent back to the gate entrance sometime soon as the gladiators are back to duty, seemingly.

ANGELMARVE:
i dnt bleach and iv neva bleached so keep ur opinion to ur self

Ishilove:

Ignore him. He's just messing with you

ANGELMARVE:
i dnt bleach and iv neva bleached so keep ur opinion to ur self

KingTom:
Oh dem don open this war zone yes boss!!!! Oya who wan die first. Make we load bazooka

War zone ke?? Dokita biko ooo

Na our house be dis wey we dey take flex muscle small, nor be war zone. Carry the bazooka and RPG go helep ur guy Alberto2k for yonder.

*sips my chilled margarita*

kinglekan:

Ishi..love abeg come ooo!! There is a zulu king on rampage ooo.

Abeg I nor wan hear say gate dey locked again ooo. Come deport the zulu king back to his home country before all of hell breaks lose again.

*sigh*

ANGELMARVE:
ok yes dear i will, he is so annoying.

TheSonOfMark:

Guilty as charged but one doesn't adorn a tuxedo to engage in a brawl, does he?


It's a new day. Tuxedo is back on...with a matching Fedora hat to go with it this time.

Good afternoon Lekan.

Aha!!! Now that looks better.

Good noon Bruv!!

kinglekan:



War zone ke?? Dokita biko ooo

Na our house be dis wey we dey take flex muscle small, nor be war zone. Carry the bazooka and RPG go helep ur guy Alberto2k for yonder.

*sips my chilled margarita*