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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Assslayer: 7:04am On May 31, 2015
Pipsland78:

You are extremely and dangerously wrong on this one.

You assume I'm wrong right ? Now look at this, the original given name by the Hebrew is Yahushua which is interpreted in English as Joshua, now when the Romans and the Greeks hijacked the religion headed by Constantine they adulterated the belief with their pagan worship and believes. This is the time the character Jesus was created to fit in into their imaginary god Zeus, now tell me how the name Yahushua and Jesus relates ?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Caseless: 7:21am On May 31, 2015
mayorkyzo:
People saying he should rest..when he quits his work all cos he wants to be a bleeping champion you all would call him lazy..was once in ya position... Go to any kedi health store and ask for re-vive ...now any girl comes near me she begs me to stop grin...thank me later
confessionsNgr needs it.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by abdoolorunwa(m): 7:39am On May 31, 2015
Oga, in my sincere opinion.
Firstly, I would like you to understand that God does not give man something that man cant cope with.
Secondly, I'd like you to understand that ur way towards life does not equal ur wife's. wat I mean here is dat for u to be dat busy requires dat u get ur woman engaged as well. but because u were satisfied with her being a housewife, u have failed to anticipate the danger to ur marriage u anticipate now. Its not too late to get her engaged in some activities. Its risky to leave a woman idle. she'll gossip, she'll cheat, she'll go to certain extreme. u underestimated her. so get her engaged.
bearing in mind that good sex sustains marriage, relieve some of ur engagements to her so u dont have to do every other thing. u should know what she can handle and what she cant. this will cause both of u to be on almost the same rank. i.e u r busy and she is busy striving to put food on the table.
stop worrying about physical sex for now while u gradually regain confidence. take a leave from work, have time for her, handle each other. activate the strategy i call BEDROOM VOICE, where u use words instead of dick to make love. talking in her ear sentimentally, emotionally, sexually.
try it and thank me later.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by adamilen(f): 7:46am On May 31, 2015
Yungwizzzy:
Better wake up to your responsibility before some sharp niqqas help you.

You try tramadol tho...but your wife will love you for life!!!!

It is wrong to prescribe drugs when you are not a doctor. This drug tramadol was made for severe pain. It works by shutting off the part of your brain that makes you feel pain and this is why it is recommended solely for pain thjat cannot be treated by ordinary analgesics like paracetamol and even the next strongest group such as Ibuprofen and Diclofenac.

Unfortunately I have see this drug being abused by a lot of people, especially area boys or "agberos" who could put as much as ten capsules in a bottle of La casera and take it all at once. Unfortunately, these people are killing themselves slowly but surely and it is only a matter of time before their brains get fried.
In developed countries such as US, Canada and UK, you can never see Tramadol over the counter...I mean NEVER!!! It has to be prescribed by a Doctor before it can be given to you.

OP please ignore this poster, Yungwizzzy. Tramadol will only worsen your problem because the agberos that are using it are not using it at the right doses. A normal dose of tramadol will do nothing for your problem, and since you have used sex enhancing drugs and they haven't worked for you and it has to do with you being tired after a day of physical activity and not your sex organ. I think you need to keep your wife busy. Maybe open a small shop for her or get her a job.


Please Yungwizzzy...This is a public forum, do not advice anyone to take a drug that you know nothing about, especially when you are not a doctor or a pharmacist or medical professional because you won't be there to know the problem you have caused.


Thanks

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 7:57am On May 31, 2015
adamilen:


It is wrong to prescribe drugs when you are not a doctor. This drug tramadol was made for severe pain. It works by shutting off the part of your brain that makes you feel pain and this is why it is recommended solely for pain thjat cannot be treated by ordinary analgesics like paracetamol and even the next strongest group such as Ibuprofen and Diclofenac.

Unfortunately I have see this drug being abused by a lot of people, especially area boys or "agberos" who could put as much as ten capsules in a bottle of La casera and take it all at once. Unfortunately, these people are killing themselves slowly but surely and it is only a matter of time before their brains get fried.
In developed countries such as US, Canada and UK, you can never see Tramadol over the counter...I mean NEVER!!! It has to be prescribed by a Doctor before it can be given to you.

OP please ignore this poster, Yungwizzzy. Tramadol will only worsen your problem because the agberos that are using it are not using it at the right doses. A normal dose of tramadol will do nothing for your problem, and since you have used sex enhancing drugs and they haven't worked for you and it has to do with you being tired after a day of physical activity and not your sex organ. I think you need to keep your wife busy. Maybe open a small shop for her or get her a job.


Please Yungwizzzy...This is a public forum, do not advice anyone to take a drug that you know nothing about, especially when you are not a doctor or a pharmacist or medical professional because you won't be there to know the problem you have caused.


Thanks


Thanks for the insight
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by adamilen(f): 8:09am On May 31, 2015
Yungwizzzy:


Thanks for the insight


You are welcome
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by skyenitan04(m): 8:24am On May 31, 2015
I go to work at VI 4 30am come back 12 00AM..like dat everyday,,my wife never complains when I get agbo for aws...be ursef..working 6hrs is nt an excuse for u afterall u relax weekends..excercise ur body aswell..it helps too
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by shurlermoz(m): 9:02am On May 31, 2015
Instead of doing it before going to bed when you are tired, wake up around 4:30am and start action even without using anything you will definitely last more than 30 mins at least.
It's like there is a delay in brain activity towards the joystick around that time, you go just dey do u no fit cum.

Secondly, I believe you don't work on weekends so why not relax well on weekends. It seems to me you are just plain lazy, I hope you are not married to a calabar woman, na die you dey o.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by chibic(m): 9:18am On May 31, 2015
The only thing women of today think about is sex sex sex, yet they will be pretending about it. If they don't get enough sex, they will start complaining and sleeping around, then the next day, they'll be telling us that men are only interested in sex.

This type of stories is the reason why men shouldn't marry all these girls that have tasted every sizes of diick. They can never get enough. How can a husband satisfy a wife who used to date 4 different men at the same time? This is Naija women for you.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Aitee1: 10:20am On May 31, 2015
mrdrizzy:


lmao

ma lady!! Is it a bad thing to say the truth??

Keep saying the truth one day the truth will land you where you no go know yourself again grin


You know where I see your post wey I come find am for nairaland
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 10:28am On May 31, 2015
Pipsland78:

Why
I am born again and Spirit filled.... Well I'd take it u have no real experience,so I'd save my opinion.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by sixtus3606(m): 10:30am On May 31, 2015
Yungwizzzy:
Better wake up to your responsibility before some sharp niqqas help you.

You try tramadol tho...but your wife will love you for life!!!!


*update*


I sense you are suffering from acute mental sub-normality! #SayNoToDrugs
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by sixtus3606(m): 10:45am On May 31, 2015
ConfessionsNgr:
I think my marriage is in trouble already. I am a civil servant, while my wife is a full time housewife. I work 8am to 5pm daily, but I have to leave home 6am and get back 8pm, in order to beat traffic. So anytime I return, I am always tired, like they say "body no be wood". We have a kid already, and our marriage is just 4 years. My wife always complain of my performance in bed. I can only last a round, and the round only lasts for few minutes. I have tried using performance-enhancement drugs, but the side effects are much. The doctor says I need a lot of rest to have a lot of virility. But how can I rest when I am hardly home, I wish my wife will understand, but she is always saying I am not man enough on bed. I wish I could satisfy her sexually too, I try my best to, but it is not just enough. I love my wife so much and I will do anything for her and our marriage. But in this case, I just don't know what to do. Please help save my marriage, my wife is an housewife and anything can happen.

Source: http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/94/how-can-i-satisfy-my-wife

Hmmm...I feel your pain man! This your situation needs non-scientific application.
Just follow this: get 1 bottle of PASA-BITTERS, drink 30mins to match time. Swallow all! I swear, na your wife go run!!! But please, I'd adbise you use only on weekends, so that the next morning, you will be at home to get enough rest! Why is because, you will be pro-active without getting tired. But once ur wife stops and retires from the session, it will take about 20-30mins before ur joystick will become relaxed! After that, you become weak. Please eat enough good food, drink lots of water and fruits.

Finally, you can try this mixture: PAKURUMO(herbal gin) + La Casera mixed together. Use same way as the above! Goodluck

Remember to thank oooO!!!
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by smileysmiles(f): 10:58am On May 31, 2015
ebukaOtika:



Shisussss,,,, e don do na b4 the guy no so sabi the road wey him waka come.,,,,lolzz...THE HOLY BIBLE... So So Complet in Its Fullness and Spirituality... Praise the Lord.

Halleluyah someborry

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by opedaydydx9(m): 11:20am On May 31, 2015
femi4:
F.oreplay is meant for the woman, to get her wet/ready. No amount of pre-intimacy can revive a tired dic.k
she might cum with excess pre-intimacy, open ur eyes bro
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by opedaydydx9(m): 11:22am On May 31, 2015
Aitee1:


cheesy cheesy cheesy

Busted!!! You see your life outside grin
So you never knew this could land fp, next time have some reserve grin
have some reserve,?? I was wondering why u condemned him abt u seeing is comment somewhere and tracing it to NL, I think he is just blunt..... Some people that for holy being might be worse....mrdrizzy is just blunt I think
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by xklucvG: 11:59am On May 31, 2015
Try making love to her early in the morning from 5am.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by ghetto101(m): 12:35pm On May 31, 2015
do you have weekends free ?








ConfessionsNgr:
I think my marriage is in trouble already. I am a civil servant, while my wife is a full time housewife. I work 8am to 5pm daily, but I have to leave home 6am and get back 8pm, in order to beat traffic. So anytime I return, I am always tired, like they say "body no be wood". We have a kid already, and our marriage is just 4 years. My wife always complain of my performance in bed. I can only last a round, and the round only lasts for few minutes. I have tried using performance-enhancement drugs, but the side effects are much. The doctor says I need a lot of rest to have a lot of virility. But how can I rest when I am hardly home, I wish my wife will understand, but she is always saying I am not man enough on bed. I wish I could satisfy her sexually too, I try my best to, but it is not just enough. I love my wife so much and I will do anything for her and our marriage. But in this case, I just don't know what to do. Please help save my marriage, my wife is an housewife and anything can happen.

Source: http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/94/how-can-i-satisfy-my-wife
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by promixdavinci(m): 1:32pm On May 31, 2015
abbey621:


You can get it at an herbal store such as GNC if there's one in your area or buy online.

Sites like Aliexpress, Amazon and so on....

ok tnx very much, no GNC in my area so i wil try it online
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 1:48pm On May 31, 2015
Gaidenk:

I am born again and Spirit filled.... Well I'd take it u have no real experience,so I'd save my opinion.
Then I'm very happy for you. Cheers!
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by babaarewa(m): 1:50pm On May 31, 2015
UnknownT:
1.You need to get an apartment closer to your work place to reduce the hours you spend in traffic which will help reduce stresses. Remembering the traffic one faces is enough to make one stressed.
2. You wife needs something that will make her get tired too, she needs a job, be it part or full time because right now you are her job grin
Yes, this is exactly what I wanted you to know / try.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 2:03pm On May 31, 2015
Assslayer:


You assume I'm wrong right ? Now look at this, the original given name by the Hebrew is Yahushua which is interpreted in English as Joshua, now when the Romans and the Greeks hijacked the religion headed by Constantine they adulterated the belief with their pagan worship and believes. This is the time the character Jesus was created to fit in into their imaginary god Zeus, now tell me how the name Yahushua and Jesus relates ?
The devil always tries to make pple focus on what is irrelevant at the expense of what is really important. You are so concerned about the name (or the spelling of the name) when that isn't what you should be concerned about; you should concern yourself with the personality of Jesus instead.

The Yorubas call Him Jesu, Hebrews call Him Yeshua, the English call Him Jesus, the Arabs call Him Issa (or so) etc but spelling of the name doesn't change His personality. The important thing to note and hold on to is that He's the Son of God and we should all accept him as the Son of God and as our Lord and Savior.

The important this is that the things written about Him in the Bible actually happened and even the Quran recognizes it and made mention of Him. It is 'no tales by moonlight' or figment of people's imagination, it really happened.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by tomj2015: 2:03pm On May 31, 2015
Engage her with something
let her work

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 2:34pm On May 31, 2015
Yungwizzzy:


Thanks for the insight
i'm impressed, young wizzy, i wz thinking you gonna band words with him.
Thumbs up man!.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by Nobody: 2:37pm On May 31, 2015
Aitee1:


Keep saying the truth one day the truth will land you where you no go know yourself again grin


You know where I see your post wey I come find am for nairaland
lol
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by femi4: 2:57pm On May 31, 2015
opedaydydx9:
she might cum with excess pre-intimacy, open ur eyes bro
Ode! Op is complaining of not able to go beyond one round, you are suggesting forepla.y to make the woman cum. Are you daft? A woman can only cum from real se.x or masturbatin.g
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by opedaydydx9(m): 3:03pm On May 31, 2015
femi4:
Ode! Op is complaining of not able to go beyond one round, you are suggesting forepla.y to make the woman cum. Are you daft? A woman can only cum from real se.x or masturbatin.g
try nd make ur point known without usage of abusive words, for this am placing a curse on u, u shall knw no joy for the rest of this year, u won't die buh joy will find u not!!!! Remember this day cus u stepped on the wrong toe!
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by femi4: 3:08pm On May 31, 2015
opedaydydx9:
try nd make ur point known without usage of abusive words, for this am placing a curse on u, u shall knw no joy for the rest of this year, u won't die buh joy will find u not!!!! Remember this day cus u stepped on the wrong toe!
Olodo! You almost make sense
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by bobojoshua(m): 3:51pm On May 31, 2015
mickel2223:
This is no funny storyline but you can kick her on for more the 20-30mins if you try this fruits. Take a glass full of blended Cucumber, pineapple, watermelon, Banana, Skinned Orange n Pawpaw, these fruits are good sex enhancer naturally. ensure you have them all blended together, take a glass full,say, 75CL glass every 2-3 days this will keep you healthy and your erection will be as strong as the rocks used in building Aso-Rock villa.

its one little trick that can save you all the daily stress, though you also need rest big time, cos too much stress can affect your sexual performance week-in and week-out.

my little take on da topic sha...
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by bobojoshua(m): 3:52pm On May 31, 2015
mikolosis:
u must be a magician to know this wonderful trick,high sugar level is the ultimate reason why most men perform like fowl,learn d tricks of bitter kola from a friend way bk in secondary school,it truly makes a man to perform wonders in bed,and secondly d man in question should change his dieting,and also exercise alot,it helps d blood flow to ur manliness.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by bobojoshua(m): 3:53pm On May 31, 2015
Kei144:
Premature ejaculation (PE), which I prefer to call early ejaculation, is the most common sexual problem facing men under 40. Two simple things the OP could do when he senses that he is about to ejaculate, in order to prevent early ejaculation, are:

Think about something else: something distracting, boring or annoying

Take a deep breath before ejaculation: this can delay orgasm by slowing ejaculation and stimulation
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Wife In Bed by bobojoshua(m): 3:57pm On May 31, 2015
ifyemex:
GET HER A JOB,THEN DRINK AGBO OR BABY OKU. lipsrsealed

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