Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by anumide(f): 7:27pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
lekinz:
Buh I still don't understand your question...
Ijebu is wah then ?? .. A state ??
ijebu is a "people".
you want to tell me that
ijebu-ode
ijebu-remo
ijebu-igbo
ijebu waterside
sagamu
and every other major ijebu city is one local government?
one word for you: RESEARCH |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by lekinz(m): 7:30pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
yibobasher2:
Ijebu is a sub-tribe with at least 9 lga under it..... Ijebu Ode Ijebu north Odogbolu Sagamu Ijebu east Epe Ijebu waterside Ikene Ikorodu Go and do more learning before you post irrelevance on public forum anumide:
ijebu is a "people". you want to tell me that ijebu-ode ijebu-remo ijebu-igbo ijebu waterside sagamu and every other major ijebu city is one local government? one word for you: RESEARCH NOTED |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by anumide(f): 7:31pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
lekinz:
Buh I still don't understand your question...
Ijebu is wah then ?? .. A state ??
ijebu is a "people".
you want to tell me that
ijebu-ode
ijebu-remo
ijebu-igbo
ijebu waterside
sagamu
and every other major ijebu city is one local government?
one word for you: RESEARCH |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by Promzone(m): 7:31pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
yibobasher2:
Ijebu is a sub-tribe with at least 9 lga under it.....
Ijebu Ode
Ijebu north
Odogbolu
Sagamu
Ijebu east
Epe
Ijebu waterside
Ikene
Ikorodu
Go and do more learning before you post irrelevance on public forum |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by anumide(f): 7:31pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
lekinz:
Buh I still don't understand your question...
Ijebu is wah then ?? .. A state ??
ijebu is a "people".
you want to tell me that
ijebu-ode
ijebu-remo
ijebu-igbo
ijebu waterside
sagamu
and every other major ijebu city is one local government?
one word for you: RESEARCH |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by MrHenri: 7:32pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
In early 80s, Any woman seen wearing a trouser at public places is olosho. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by ransomed: 7:33pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
yibobasher2:
Ijebu is a sub-tribe with at least 9 lga under it.....
Ijebu Ode Ijebu north Odogbolu Sagamu Ijebu east Epe Ijebu waterside Ikene Ikorodu
Go and do more learning before you post irrelevance on public forum ::--Sir, Ikene and Sagamu are Remo people while, Epe and Ikorodu are under Lagos state. Thanks. |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by anumide(f): 7:39pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
ransomed: :--Plenty ! There are Remos, Egbas, Aworis, Yewas, Ohoris, Ogus. sweetheart, Remos are ijebus. plus, if we are going to be honest, the ijebus are the largest sub-tribe in Ogun state. |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by anumide(f): 7:42pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
ransomed: ::--Sir, Ikene and Sagamu are Remo people while, Epe and Ikorodu are under Lagos state. Thanks. sir, the Epes and the ikorodus are ijebu. we are talking of the mini-tribe, not the state of origin. |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by okonja(m): 7:50pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
lekinz: There are some certain times in life where all you do is listen and believe people's talks and suggestions buh as you grow older you tend to laugh it off and make a fool of yourself for believing those tales. Sitting down reminiscing, you wonder how you never thought twice about those talks which I refer to as beliefs or superstitions. Don't let me bore you any longer, let the party begin, these are the 10 beliefs I can pen down.
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IJEBU PEOPLE ARE STINGY : Ijebu is a local Government area and city located in the South-West Nigeria. I've always heard people complain about "The Ijebus", Ijebu people are stingy, they don't spend money, they don't give out cash. Are they born with "Stingy" gene or there's a particular trait that brings that up, how come na only them ?? I still can't fathom the stinginess thing ... Abi one needs to trace Kingtom's background cos erm [/i]
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Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by ransomed: 7:50pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
anumide:
sweetheart, Remos are ijebus. plus, if we are going to be honest, the ijebus are the largest sub-tribe in Ogun state. ::--Remos have brotherly relationship with Ijebus and not real ijebus as you alleged. Research so that you wont conclude in error, thanks. |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by PritiDeedee(f): 7:50pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
All cute guys are Playboy,all short girls are wicked.. |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by bettercreature(m): 7:51pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
IJEBUs are naturally stingy its not a believe |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by kazmanbanjoko(m): 7:51pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
True. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by yibobasher2: 7:52pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
ransomed: ::--Sir, Ikene and Sagamu are Remo people while, Epe and Ikorodu are under Lagos state. Thanks. Remo are Ijebu people according to history with dialect just like ijebu...Epe and Ikorodu being under Lagos state doesn't make them not to be Ijebu. Like I said earlier, Ijebu is a sub-tribe just like egba, yewa, ekiti, Oyo etc people |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by Babham(m): 7:54pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Gari producer are called ISOBO |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by Bofemsky(f): 8:01pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
stephenqueen:
Chai I no fit forget the first day I drank coconut water.Me wey no sabi book before, I just dey score zero the week I drank it . Ma grandma begin dey wonder say why I dey score zero, pikin wey dey score 2/10 before dey score zero. Na hin I confess to ma grandma that I drank out of the water of the coconut she brought from farm, cum see as ma grandma shout haaaaaa iwo omo buruku yi o le mowe mo( you no fit sabi book again) . But thank God say the following week, na 8/10 I dey score
Guy no be lie ooooo, ijebu people dey stingy die (apologies to ijebu people for NL, kingtom inclusive ) If your papa be ijebu man you , if u ask him to buy laptop for u na calculator hin go buy.If hin wife ask for money for food stuff, hin go say make hin wife bring the list say hin go get am for market himself.Inshort dem be akagun!!!! .Na why kingtom never marry and the mumu don get money.ijebu people I hail una oooooo Guy, you get liver dey yab Ijebus! But I no go vex plenty as you don hail!
If you live in the village and you whistle at the night snake go enter ur house o
Ma grandma mumu me no be small, I could remember one day when we were working at the farm. So wen ah come tire ma grandma told me to go rest under mango tree, the next thing I see for ma head na bird poo,na hin meself dey happy say I go rich
No be lie ooooo, abòki people sabi shine shoe ah swear and their money no dey cost. ( apologies to abòkis in the house)
Our polithiefcian wey dey barb low skin wetin dem dey do, dem no dey steal our money
*MODIFIED Make I add ma own
If you top another person belle you no go get money until the pikin started making money
If you drink mango after sharking garri u go die
If you swallow an orange seed, a tree would grow on your stomach
Satan eats your biscuit when it falls
If you eat fowl yansh u go dey gossip
If you marry Mami water u go get money
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Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by anumide(f): 8:05pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
ransomed: ::--Remos have brotherly relationship with Ijebus and not real ijebus as you alleged. Research so that you wont conclude in error, thanks. lemme go and get pen and paper so that you will teach me my history |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by rosy4u(f): 8:05pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
1. if a guy touches ur butt or boob u'll get pregnant (was told by my grandma when I started menstruating ) 2. children don't eat gizzard , it's only reserved for d head of d house 3. if u have sore throat , just spit in a stove it will disappear chai... 4. when a teenager has wet dreams , he slept wid mamiwater .... chai those days .. was interesting tho' 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by dblaisepascal(m): 8:06pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
lekinz: There are some certain times in life where all you do is listen and believe people's talks and suggestions buh as you grow older you tend to laugh it off and make a fool of yourself for believing those tales. Sitting down reminiscing, you wonder how you never thought twice about those talks which I refer to as beliefs or superstitions. Don't let me bore you any longer, let the party begin, these are the 10 beliefs I can pen down.
ALL STUDENT WITH GLASSES ARE NERDS : I remembered during secondary school days whereby we are always "scared" of student with recommended glasses, we tend to believe that all students with glasses are 9ja Albert Einstein, dunno maybe it's the way they all behave or the way the glasses are being made. Awon eyan Harry Porter..
ALL HAIRY WOMEN ARE WICKED: I've always wondered how I came about this belief, how does being hairy makes one wicked, is there a particular gene that triggers the wickedness or is "Mama G" Patience Ozokwor also hairy
COCONUT WATER/JUICE DULLS THE BRAIN: I once saw the ingredients mixed together for intelligence vaccine and coconut water was also listed, how come that sweet juice dulls the brain
IJEBU PEOPLE ARE STINGY : Ijebu is a local Government area and city located in the South-West Nigeria. I've always heard people complain about "The Ijebus", Ijebu people are stingy, they don't spend money, they don't give out cash. Are they born with "Stingy" gene or there's a particular trait that brings that up, how come na only them ?? I still can't fathom the stinginess thing ... Abi one needs to trace KingTom's background cos errm
WHISTLING AT NIGHT ATTRACTS SNAKES: My grandmother once told me that whistling at night attracts snakes and evil sprits, how come ??... What if am living in banana island where there ain't no habitat for snakes, will they ( snakes) travel all the way from my village to meet me here in Lagos. At times I get lost in my thought maybe Lekinz wasn't my name, maybe am "Mowgli, the Jungle Boy".
ALLOWING BIRD'S POO ON ONE'S HEAD BRINGS GOOD LUCK/WISDOM :This do cracks me up a lot, I've made researches all because of this SHIT$, does the $HIT contains any supernatural power or the components that makes it up is the same thing Daniel ate in the bible ..
PUTTING A PIECE OF BROOMSTICK ON YOUR HAIR WILL CURE/STOP HICCUPS: This also applies to wool, there are many times in high school those days where you see students with a piece of broomstick and you wonder if that's a new trend or fashion. I once asked a friend about the broomstick, all he could say was " I hear sey e dey stop am and me self don try am, na true buh if you dey ask me to tell you how, I can't categorically tell you cos my Oga at the top self no tell me .. That's all".
EVERY NORTHERNER IS EITHER A SHOEMAKER OR A KIOSK OWNER( Aboki): I don't know maybe people do forget that one of the richest black man in Africa is a northerner abi ALIKO DANGOTE hails from the west part of Nigeria. Seeing a kiosk owner, one's first word is "Aboki", I know Aboki means my friend buh here in Lagos and other part of Nigeria it is been translated as Mallam or Hausa, what if the kiosk owner is Baba Biliki or Baba Mulikat.
ANYONE WITH "CRAZY HAIRSTYLE" IS IRRESPONSIBLE : The word crazy above doesn't mean the crazy from Oxford Dictionary, it was cropped out from Lekinz 2015th edition dictionary. I can't tell you the definition cos my Oga at the top can decide to change it in the coming edition but will give examples, people with hairstyles like Gallas, dread etc are being refer to as irresponsible folks, because I decide to barb one part and leave the other parts am irresponsible .. So if I decide to have a cut like Papa Ajaso's. Am termed responsible
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what an old man sees while seating' a child who climb an iroko tree can never see it' d white man deceived us to d extent, we've all lost our sense of reasoning' BE WISE CHILD |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by Nobody: 8:11pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
BiigTInzs |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by IceDude(m): 8:15pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
So Ijebu people dey compete wt Isoko people for stinginess .....Isoko pple stingy die, expecially those 4rm Iyede. Dog nor dey chop dia sh1t |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by DONADAMS(m): 8:19pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
christinie: When I was small I heard that all Lawyers and Knights would be buried with their bodies facing the grave. I never believed it though. exactly.... |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Anoda silly belief;
All gals lie, form nd are after money from men...
...bullcraps... |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by Mrkachi(m): 8:20pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Its ur belief, nt Nigerian' |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by Goodnuel: 8:24pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by Skillz0355: 8:29pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
one thing is common in the southeast, every Ebonyian is an Ezza man/woman. And every Ezza man/woman is harmful. |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by AdeniyiA(m): 8:30pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
THE IJEBU STINGY PHENOMENON IS DAMN TRUE...
at least 80% |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
I will drop one which is real if i can have 20 likes, i have tried it b4 and it works |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by SweetWJ(m): 8:37pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
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Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by markidoo(m): 8:37pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
missKiffy: I have a coursemate who is Ijebu, she is not stingy at all my bestie mk i drop u 1like sha |
Re: 10 Silly Nigerian's Beliefs You've Heard/Belive by missKiffy(f): 8:41pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
markidoo: my bestie mk i drop u 1like sha Are you stalking me |