lekinz:

Buh I still don't understand your question...
Ijebu is wah then ?? .. A state ??

yibobasher2:

Ijebu is a sub-tribe with at least 9 lga under it.....
Ijebu Ode
Ijebu north
Odogbolu
Sagamu
Ijebu east
Epe
Ijebu waterside
Ikene
Ikorodu
Go and do more learning before you post irrelevance on public forum

anumide:

ijebu is a "people".
you want to tell me that
ijebu-ode
ijebu-remo
ijebu-igbo
ijebu waterside
sagamu
and every other major ijebu city is one local government?
one word for you: RESEARCH

lekinz:

Buh I still don't understand your question...
Ijebu is wah then ?? .. A state ??

yibobasher2:

Ijebu is a sub-tribe with at least 9 lga under it.....
Ijebu Ode Ijebu north Odogbolu Sagamu Ijebu east Epe Ijebu waterside Ikene Ikorodu
Go and do more learning before you post irrelevance on public forum

lekinz:

Buh I still don't understand your question...
Ijebu is wah then ?? .. A state ??

yibobasher2:


Ijebu is a sub-tribe with at least 9 lga under it.....

Ijebu Ode
Ijebu north
Odogbolu
Sagamu
Ijebu east
Epe
Ijebu waterside
Ikene
Ikorodu

Go and do more learning before you post irrelevance on public forum

ransomed:
:--Plenty ! There are Remos, Egbas, Aworis, Yewas, Ohoris, Ogus.

ransomed:
::--Sir, Ikene and Sagamu are Remo people while, Epe and Ikorodu are under Lagos state. Thanks.

lekinz:
There are some certain times in life where all you do is listen and believe people's talks and suggestions buh as you grow older you tend to laugh it off and make a fool of yourself for believing those tales.
Sitting down reminiscing, you wonder how you never thought twice about those talks which I refer to as beliefs or superstitions.
Don't let me bore you any longer, let the party begin, these are the 10 beliefs I can pen down.

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IJEBU PEOPLE ARE STINGY : Ijebu is a local Government area and city located in the South-West Nigeria. I've always heard people complain about "The Ijebus", Ijebu people are stingy, they don't spend money, they don't give out cash. Are they born with "Stingy" gene or there's a particular trait that brings that up, how come na only them ?? I still can't fathom the stinginess thing ... Abi one needs to trace Kingtom's background cos erm [/i]

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anumide:

sweetheart, Remos are ijebus.
plus, if we are going to be honest, the ijebus are the largest sub-tribe in Ogun state.

ransomed:
::--Sir, Ikene and Sagamu are Remo people while, Epe and Ikorodu are under Lagos state. Thanks.

stephenqueen:






Chai I no fit forget the first day I drank coconut water.Me wey no sabi book before, I just dey score zero the week I drank it . Ma grandma begin dey wonder say why I dey score zero, pikin wey dey score 2/10 before dey score zero. Na hin I confess to ma grandma that I drank out of the water of the coconut she brought from farm, cum see as ma grandma shout haaaaaa iwo omo buruku yi o le mowe mo( you no fit sabi book again) . But thank God say the following week, na 8/10 I dey score


Guy no be lie ooooo, ijebu people dey stingy die (apologies to ijebu people for NL, kingtom inclusive )
If your papa be ijebu man you , if u ask him to buy laptop for u na calculator hin go buy.If hin wife ask for money for food stuff, hin go say make hin wife bring the list say hin go get am for market himself.Inshort dem be akagun!!!! .Na why kingtom never marry and the mumu don get money.ijebu people I hail una oooooo Guy, you get liver dey yab Ijebus! But I no go vex plenty as you don hail!



If you live in the village and you whistle at the night snake go enter ur house o




Ma grandma mumu me no be small, I could remember one day when we were working at the farm. So wen ah come tire ma grandma told me to go rest under mango tree, the next thing I see for ma head na bird poo,na hin meself dey happy say I go rich


No be lie ooooo, abòki people sabi shine shoe ah swear and their money no dey cost. ( apologies to abòkis in the house)



Our polithiefcian wey dey barb low skin wetin dem dey do, dem no dey steal our money


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Make I add ma own

If you top another person belle you no go get money until the pikin started making money

If you drink mango after sharking garri u go die

If you swallow an orange seed, a tree would grow on your stomach

Satan eats your biscuit when it falls

If you eat fowl yansh u go dey gossip

If you marry Mami water u go get money

ransomed:
::--Remos have brotherly relationship with Ijebus and not real ijebus as you alleged. Research so that you wont conclude in error, thanks.

lekinz:
There are some certain times in life where all you do is listen and believe people's talks and suggestions buh as you grow older you tend to laugh it off and make a fool of yourself for believing those tales.
Sitting down reminiscing, you wonder how you never thought twice about those talks which I refer to as beliefs or superstitions.
Don't let me bore you any longer, let the party begin, these are the 10 beliefs I can pen down.

ALL STUDENT WITH GLASSES ARE NERDS : I remembered during secondary school days whereby we are always "scared" of student with recommended glasses, we tend to believe that all students with glasses are 9ja Albert Einstein, dunno maybe it's the way they all behave or the way the glasses are being made. Awon eyan Harry Porter..

ALL HAIRY WOMEN ARE WICKED: I've always wondered how I came about this belief, how does being hairy makes one wicked, is there a particular gene that triggers the wickedness or is "Mama G" Patience Ozokwor also hairy

COCONUT WATER/JUICE DULLS THE BRAIN: I once saw the ingredients mixed together for intelligence vaccine and coconut water was also listed, how come that sweet juice dulls the brain

IJEBU PEOPLE ARE STINGY : Ijebu is a local Government area and city located in the South-West Nigeria. I've always heard people complain about "The Ijebus", Ijebu people are stingy, they don't spend money, they don't give out cash. Are they born with "Stingy" gene or there's a particular trait that brings that up, how come na only them ?? I still can't fathom the stinginess thing ... Abi one needs to trace KingTom's background cos errm

WHISTLING AT NIGHT ATTRACTS SNAKES: My grandmother once told me that whistling at night attracts snakes and evil sprits, how come ??... What if am living in banana island where there ain't no habitat for snakes, will they ( snakes) travel all the way from my village to meet me here in Lagos. At times I get lost in my thought maybe Lekinz wasn't my name, maybe am "Mowgli, the Jungle Boy".

ALLOWING BIRD'S POO ON ONE'S HEAD BRINGS GOOD LUCK/WISDOM :This do cracks me up a lot, I've made researches all because of this SHIT$, does the $HIT contains any supernatural power or the components that makes it up is the same thing Daniel ate in the bible ..

PUTTING A PIECE OF BROOMSTICK ON YOUR HAIR WILL CURE/STOP HICCUPS:
This also applies to wool, there are many times in high school those days where you see students with a piece of broomstick and you wonder if that's a new trend or fashion. I once asked a friend about the broomstick, all he could say was " I hear sey e dey stop am and me self don try am, na true buh if you dey ask me to tell you how, I can't categorically tell you cos my Oga at the top self no tell me .. That's all".

EVERY NORTHERNER IS EITHER A SHOEMAKER OR A KIOSK OWNER( Aboki):
I don't know maybe people do forget that one of the richest black man in Africa is a northerner abi ALIKO DANGOTE hails from the west part of Nigeria. Seeing a kiosk owner, one's first word is "Aboki", I know Aboki means my friend buh here in Lagos and other part of Nigeria it is been translated as Mallam or Hausa, what if the kiosk owner is Baba Biliki or Baba Mulikat.

ANYONE WITH "CRAZY HAIRSTYLE" IS IRRESPONSIBLE : The word crazy above doesn't mean the crazy from Oxford Dictionary, it was cropped out from Lekinz 2015th edition dictionary. I can't tell you the definition cos my Oga at the top can decide to change it in the coming edition but will give examples, people with hairstyles like Gallas, dread etc are being refer to as irresponsible folks, because I decide to barb one part and leave the other parts am irresponsible .. So if I decide to have a cut like Papa Ajaso's. Am termed responsible

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christinie:
When I was small I heard that all Lawyers and Knights would be buried with their bodies facing the grave. I never believed it though.

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Nah.... I let my children and wannabees eat food too.
I've achieved legendary status already

rosy4u:
1. if a guy touches ur butt or boob u'll get pregnant (was told by my grandma when I started menstruating )


2. children don't eat gizzard , it's only reserved for d head of d house


3. if u have sore throat , just spit in a stove it will disappear chai...


4. when a teenager has wet dreams , he slept wid mamiwater ....


chai those days .. was interesting tho'

missKiffy:
I have a coursemate who is Ijebu, she is not stingy at all

markidoo:
my bestie mk i drop u 1like sha