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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 8:55pm On Jul 14, 2015
Nihilist:


That gown wey be like Dumbledore's robes.

Then person con talk say the shoe be like Meatpie grin

Gen gen! Men are wicked here sha. Na make person no give them material to use against oneself.
That pic and Dyabman's iconic pose in front of pata nla are the 2 most indelible pics in this section of NL.....e no go beta for the meltdown that erased those records
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 9:05pm On Jul 14, 2015
Ibime:


Nateevs is 35, that's for sure cos I remember he senior me with 3 years.

But you still senior am sha! tongue
35-3 = 32
Ibime you Wan claim 32. You fit swear in the name of egberi or which riverine god

You don forget say you don tell us before in 2008 that you were 32?

Nateevs tried under 17 camp steadily for 7 yrs he started with Segun Fetuga and Jide Oguntuwase.

After that he went for trials in Tunisia and African sports before he gave up and decided to be a network engineer.

Don't dare me o
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by A40(m): 9:10pm On Jul 14, 2015
timbros:


Which kind of yeye analysis be dis?

Honestly I've been following your comments here and I respect them even though we are always in opposition camps so to speak. So I am VERY surprised to read this from you. Are you sure you are the person who typed this thing above?

Gotze played almost 100 minutes more than Hazard IN A WHOLE TOURNAMENT and you are here breaking down their average minutes per game? When you were dishing out goals and assists, was it not for THE WHOLE TOURNAMENT? Was it for one match?
Dude stop quoting stats that you don't understand.

You tried making it sound like Goetze played a significant number of more games but we can clearly see that it adds up to just one!

Ikedia played almost 10 hours of football and scored just one goal from open play. Its a crying shame! Stop defending nonsense!

timbros:

26 minutes disadvantage? Really? OK let's tow your line of argument for a minute. What happens to the extra 4 matches which Gotze averaged 67% and Hazard 0%? Which is more disadvantage? Gotze's 26% disadvantage x 7 matches which equals 128%, or Hazard's 67% x 4 matches disadvantage which equals 268%?

Do you even know how per90 metrics work in football? Please take your time and go through this link and understand more http://statsbomb.com/2013/08/an-introduction-to-the-per-90-metric/

Na wao...
26 x 7 = 128?

Mathematics according to Timbros

Abeggi you are not focusing on the most relevant stat

Ikedia only scored 1 goal from open play.

I'm glad you mentioned per 90 minute metric because if you didn't know you ought to have realized that in 3 of the 11 matches Goetze played less than 55 mins infact in 2 of them he featured for less than 15mins. If that doesn't show how biased your stats are I don't know what will

So don't tell me that goals and assists the most important metric of all don't matter all in a vain effort to defend Ikedia
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 9:14pm On Jul 14, 2015
^^ Goals dont matter, Assists dont matter

Its the number of dribbles that result in nothing that counts

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by A40(m): 9:20pm On Jul 14, 2015
Haywhymido:
hating him can never make u mate with him u knw. the world knw JT, the question is who knw u n ur silly ass in ur area ? go n get busy with work nt with hatred.
Haywhyret@rd! I don't hate John Racist. The Boa-TANK is just better. I don't expect your sub-zero IQ to process that
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Haywhymido(m): 9:28pm On Jul 14, 2015
A40:

Haywhyret@rd! I don't hate John Racist. The Boa-TANK is just better. I don't expect your sub-zero IQ to process that

ode, so full of himself. what n where as ur standard IQ brought n take u. Grow up dude. cant ur mumu self analysis football without been insultive. go f*ck urself

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Spy360(m): 9:33pm On Jul 14, 2015
Una don dey teach Chester how to throw jabs abi. There is God O!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 9:35pm On Jul 14, 2015
raumdeuter:

35-3 = 32
Ibime you Wan claim 32. You fit swear in the name of egberi or which riverine god

You don forget say you don tell us before in 2008 that you were 32?

Nateevs tried under 17 camp steadily for 7 yrs he started with Segun Fetuga and Jide Oguntuwase.

After that he went for trials in Tunisia and African sports before he gave up and decided to be a network engineer.

Don't dare me o

I though Nateevs was an accountant.
Nateevs wey dey always do profit and loss analysis of Chelsea finances including 'amortisation'
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by nateevs(m): 9:54pm On Jul 14, 2015
raumdeuter:

35-3 = 32
Ibime you Wan claim 32. You fit swear in the name of egberi or which riverine god
You don forget say you don tell us before in 2008 that you were 32?
Nateevs tried under 17 camp steadily for 7 yrs he started with Segun Fetuga and Jide Oguntuwase.
After that he went for trials in Tunisia and African sports before he gave up and decided to be a network engineer.
Don't dare me o


You don craze finish. grin grin grin grin
Na you be bros for here.




Nihilist:


I though Nateevs was an accountant.
Nateevs wey dey always do profit and loss analysis of Chelsea finances including 'amortisation'

I no be accountant o. Na Ibime be accountant for here.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jul 14, 2015
Chestar5:


How is it true?, why do chelsea matters give most of u headache? undecided.......cfp
grin

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 10:11pm On Jul 14, 2015
Pedro granted permission to speak with Chelsea.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chestar5(f): 10:11pm On Jul 14, 2015
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 10:14pm On Jul 14, 2015

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by A40(m): 10:16pm On Jul 14, 2015
Haywhymido:
ode, so full of himself. what n where as ur standard IQ brought n take u. Grow up dude. cant ur mumu self analysis football without been insultive. go f*ck urself
Haywhyokponu! Because of your low IQ the senility that should have started worrying you much later is already applying full court pressure on you 45 years earlier

This eran iya osogbo cannot even remember he was the one that started with the insults

Nuisance

Bimffo:


Lahm = Ivanovic.

Benatia = Zouma

Alaba << or = Apzi


Toh.

So when I say Boa-TANK is better than Terry why do some of your compadres like Haywhyokponu and the other members of the league of Xtra-Ordinary eediots start displaying warapa symptoms?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dyabman(m): 10:18pm On Jul 14, 2015
afrodoc2:


Gen gen! Men are wicked here sha. Na make person no give them material to use against oneself.
That pic and Dyabman's iconic pose in front of pata nla are the 2 most indelible pics in this section of NL.....e no go beta for the meltdown that erased those records

What ?? Are you mad again ?? grin which pata, e be like say you and coogar don dey craze abi.. Loobish
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chestar5(f): 10:18pm On Jul 14, 2015
nonsoroyalty:
shocked

Guy u no dey tire, so u gat a whole album of hate chelsea pictures in ur phone, na wa o....pls stop quoting me and go to bed...
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 10:20pm On Jul 14, 2015
bigkesh:
DAYO is back......Even though he annoys me sometimes, he is still very interesting....
If anything, its gonna protect us from all this semi-illiterate troll wannabes........
They can watch their Role model troll and learn from him

One good troll is better than 50 dopejemi,nonsroyalty,spy360,homesteady and SailorXY put together

Tired of arguing with Orangutans
u should change your name from bigkesh to bighead if the internet hurts u y not quit

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 10:23pm On Jul 14, 2015
dyabman:


What ?? Are you mad again ?? grin which pata, e be like say you and coogar don dey craze abi.. Loobish

Yepa! Dyabman you wan deny?
Oya swear by Agbonniregun that you didn't pose in front of pata and use as your DP here. cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dyabman(m): 10:26pm On Jul 14, 2015
AirborneLacer:
Pedro granted permission to speak with Chelsea.

It's happening? .. That's nice.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dyabman(m): 10:32pm On Jul 14, 2015
afrodoc2:

Yepa! Dyabman you wan deny?
Oya swear by Agbonniregun that you didn't pose in front of pata and use as your DP here. cheesy


Lololololocal rappers , punchline o jawo mo..


@nateevs

Dayo is a very old man follow by Ibime grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 10:41pm On Jul 14, 2015
Since am a troll lemme show u how trolls roll




grin

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by timbros(m): 10:49pm On Jul 14, 2015
A40:

Dude stop quoting stats that you don't understand.

You tried making it sound like Goetze played a significant number of more games but we can clearly see that it adds up to just one!

Ikedia played almost 10 hours of football and scored just one goal from open play. Its a crying shame! Stop defending nonsense!


26 x 7 = 128?

Mathematics according to Timbros


Abeggi you are not focusing on the most relevant stat

Ikedia only scored 1 goal from open play.

I'm glad you mentioned per 90 minute metric because if you didn't know you ought to have realized that in 3 of the 11 matches Goetze played less than 55 mins infact in 2 of them he featured for less than 15mins. If that doesn't show how biased your stats are I don't know what will

So don't tell me that goals and assists the most important metric of all don't matter all in a vain effort to defend Ikedia

Isn't that childish?

Once again, you are surprise me. So if I type 128 as the answer of 26 x 7, common sense won't tell you it's a typo?

Fact is, Gotze played more minutes than Hazard but Hazard outperformed him overall. Deal with that.

Your opinion doesn't matter. Squawka's matter a whole lot.

Good night.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by timbros(m): 11:05pm On Jul 14, 2015
AirborneLacer:
Pedro granted permission to speak with Chelsea.

Good.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 11:21pm On Jul 14, 2015
nonsoroyalty:
shocked

You're usually a prick but that was quite funny grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 11:25pm On Jul 14, 2015
Na una dey give these dimwits the room to project their stupidity.

You lot really need to learn to ignore or better still return a silly notion with a painful response.

Opinions are like free throws.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by A40(m): 12:01am On Jul 15, 2015
timbros:

Isn't that childish?
Once again, you are surprise me. So if I type 128 as the answer of 26 x 7, common sense won't tell you it's a typo?
Fact is, Gotze played more minutes than Hazard but Hazard outperformed him overall. Deal with that.
Your opinion doesn't matter. Squawka's matter a whole lot.
Good night.
Chale why so salty? 'Mathematics according to Timbros' is why you are acting like a diva? You were fronting like a virtuoso data analyst and you can't even take playful correction

#facepalm

Hazard out performed him but Goetze scored more goals especially from open play and provided as many assists.

Hazard 1 goal from open play in 653 mins
Goetze 4 goals from open play in 747 mins

The best player in your league can only score 1 goal from open play and fail to lead his club past the 2nd round of Europe's marquee competition. Ohh what a national disgrace

SailorXY:
no he's not
£4m sign on, £180k weekly - 3 year's deal.
Chale Schweinsteiger was sold for €15-20m

How can we sell him for £4m? Did you see tribal mark on our face?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 12:03am On Jul 15, 2015
Nihilist:


You're usually a prick but that was quite funny grin

You got your own starter pack from Kuwait field no wonder. I have been trying to link it together why you go dey support Chelsea
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by bigkesh(m): 4:41am On Jul 15, 2015
nonsoroyalty:
u should change your name from bigkesh to bighead if the internet hurts u y not quit
How old are u really?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by amodu(m): 5:26am On Jul 15, 2015
AirborneLacer:
Pedro granted permission to speak with Chelsea.


Chelsea have been given the green light to sign
Barcelona star Pedro and expect to complete
£22m deal next week.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by amodu(m): 5:30am On Jul 15, 2015
I am not seeing any news about Isco, what is happening?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by liveLongNprospa(m): 7:22am On Jul 15, 2015
amodu:
I am not seeing any news about Isco, what is happening?
So u want us to give u isco...oya..give us hazard,ur gk and zouma with 10m then it's a slightly fair deal for us undecided
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 7:28am On Jul 15, 2015
amodu:
I am not seeing any news about Isco, what is happening?

Isco would join us if we can only cash on Oscar.

In other to balance the books and stay in line with FFP, we have adopted a kinda ''one In one Out'' transfer approach.

If Pedro joins next week, it's most likely that Cuadrado or Moses would be jettisoned.

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