These are the gifts you should never buy a woman on her birthday (except she asks for them specifically). They are thoughtless and not the kind of gift any woman would appreciate.

Cheap Perfumes:

If you want to buy perfumes, body sprays, body mist, make sure they are original and not the cheap kind you pick in drug stores or the road side. That will only show that no thought went into what she really likes when you were picking out the gift.



Fake Jewelries:

This is even worse than the cheap perfume. Don’t buy a lady any jewelry that will lose its lustre in no time. If you are buying her jewelries, make sure they are very original. There are nice jewelries that don’t even cost much. If you can’t separate the fake from the authentic, ask a female friend to help you or buy from a trusted shop/store.


Under wear:

Some women may like this especially if it is coming from that special someone but never ever buy a random girl, your colleague, class mate, “just your friend” underwear. It spells “wrong” on all levels. If you’re going to buy for that special someone, make sure it is lingerie; something from Victoria secret, Marks & Spencer also have great female underwear (I love them, they are very comfortable). There are lots of good brands of underwear you can shop from.

Cheap/Fake Fashion Items:

Don’t buy clothes, shoes, bags for a lady if it is a cheap imitation of the original; women have a way of knowing these things and some of these imitations are poorly made especially with our “brothers” who seem to have issues with getting the spellings right. You will see “Guggi instead of Gucci”. I have seen Tonny Hinfinger before. With sales on online stores and even some virtual shops, you don’t have to worry about spending so much on a gift. Besides, if she is special, she is worth the pain; isn’t she?



Flowers:

I love flowers, they are very sweet gifts but don’t come with flowers alone on my birthday. At least let it be flowers with other things like a card, cake, chocolates and all those sweet chops. Leave the flowers till Valentine’s Day. It is my birthday, make it rain.

Tickets To An “Uninteresting” Event:

If you’re going to buy her ticket to any event or to watch a movie, it has to be somewhere she will really enjoy going to. Don’t get a ticket to a football match (except if she is a big soccer match). If you’re buying tickets, make sure it is to some place she will really be thrilled to go.

There are countless things you should never buy a woman; anything she is not interested in or doesn’t like will be considered as a terrible gift for her. You can’t buy her a game console if she is not a game fan and expect her to like it.

When you’re buying her gifts for her birthday, make sure you consider her likes, hobbies and interests. If you can’t do it by yourself, get someone to help you out with picking out the gifts.

Holyfield1:
I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

Holyfield1:
Get her a packet of CD

wordbank:
Man wey dey think like a cheap ho

Holyfield1:
I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

MhizDeedy:
nd that was how kinglekan bought me malam perfume on birthday, d scent ehn na wa. As I sprayed it on my body like this ehn it refused to leave me alone, if I pass by ppl dy will just give me that knowing smile and those malams will just wink nd smile @ me. I had 30 showers before I was free from d bondage of malam perfume.
Along with the perfume, he got me fake jewelries nd I wore it to a party with my friends, u need to see d embarrassment I faced wen all d diamonds were falling down 1 by 1. I had to run to d restroom to pull d trash away.
Nd lastly he took me to a football viewing centre, that place was filled with guys nd it was stuffy. I couldn't bliv my luck, I just felt like fainting.
After everything I broke up with him, he doesn't love me ooh, he just wanted to embarrass me nd it worked. :PP so kinglekan u berra change ooh

kinglekan:

So in other words one should spend a fortune to buy a gift for a random lady, just cos its her birthday and you want her to appreciate it?
Well breaking news lad, its really not about the gift. Any reasonable lady would show appreciation for gift given to her on her birthday regardless of what it is.
Plus no one decides to buy something worthless to present as a gift. Money was paid, meaning it had a value. Don't go outside your pocket to impress anyone.
Last time I checked birthday gifts are not obligatory, so whoever gets one should show gratitude.

wenson:

Sist hw many short fiction have u written? cos dis 1 sweet die ah go like buy all mah read

wenson:

Bros ah didn't say one should spend a fortune! Dere r still cheap buh quality stuff u can buy 4 a girl on her bday. Wah am saying here is QUALITY nt QUANTITY

MhizDeedy:
nd that was how kinglekan bought me malam perfume on birthday, d scent ehn na wa. As I sprayed it on my body like this ehn it refused to leave me alone, if I pass by ppl dy will just give me that knowing smile and those malams will just wink nd smile @ me. I had 30 showers before I was free from d bondage of malam perfume.

Along with the perfume, he got me fake jewelries nd I wore it to a party with my friends, u need to see d embarrassment I faced wen all d diamonds were falling down 1 by 1. I had to run to d restroom to pull d trash away.

Nd lastly he took me to a football viewing centre, that place was filled with guys nd it was stuffy. I couldn't bliv my luck, I just felt like fainting.
After everything I broke up with him, he doesn't love me ooh, he just wanted to embarrass me nd it worked. :PP so kinglekan u berra change ooh

Chaiii!! Deedy why must u disgrace me in such manner.

kinglekan:


Chaiii!! Deedy why must u disgrace me in such manner.

MhizDeedy:


Lol hahahaa. Tz good ooh, tz very good u think I don't see d way u av being deceiving all these girls abi? I will not let them fall into ur trap. Ah! Ur plans shall never work ooh. See his big head sef, God knows how they even look @ his side twice before running away

*walks away in shame*

kinglekan:


*walks away in shame*

MhizDeedy:

Yay! I won him @ last.
Me: knock knock Kinglekan: who is dere? Me:, Holla Kinglekan: holla who? Me: holla do is win, win, win, win. No matter what!

I would be back. Enjoy ur short-lived victory.

Holyfield1:
I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

ahsekeena:

Thank God she didn't see the ring,he life would have been a mess if she had said yes to u.

kinglekan:


I got your point bro, what I am saying is no one goes to the market with the intent to buy crap just so he can present a gift.
Quality is never CHEAP. But of course one can always settle for less not necessarily fake. Plus fake isn't that easy to detect these days.
Like the chinese would say GOOD things no CHEAP, CHEAP things no GOOD.

kinglekan:
*walks away in shame*

MhizDeedy:
Yay! I won him @ last. Me: knock knock Kinglekan: who is dere? Me:, Holla Kinglekan: holla who? Me: holla do is win, win, win, win. No matter what!

MhizDeedy:

Lol ...hahahah u don't know what I faced oooh that's y. I sell 1 for just 6 million dollars