edwife:


Lagoland is just like Disneyland,you might need to get prepare for the queue.

During the holidays it's outrageous,you might spend the whole day there without even participating in most of the activities.

It can be fun

naijababe:


Sometime ignorance can land you in hot soup. So about two weeks ago, I got an email from this Ashley Madison being the doofus that I am I thought it was a head hunter I am usually quite wary of clicking links so I put the name in Google to see if the name would pop on Linkedin.............mehn, come see as fear catch me o. Anyway, for lack of better things to do, I navigated the website a bit lawd 'a' mercy oyinbos haff spoiled finish. Na I carry my fingers waka from the site. I nor wan see evil

@ 5minmadness, affairs are two a penny in the UK, I used work for a big multinational and every Xmas one affair starts, by February, the whole office knows and by April it would haff kpafukad There are occasssional ones leading to breakups and one in fact sadly led to suicide

Them whiteys are shameless.
Even our website was classier than thiers
At least there was some discretion.

@suicide really? Why?

naijababe:


Divorce sef na two a penny. These are well educated folks o, all that divorce fear na for premiership footballers. It is so bad now that Aberdeen City Council offer free marriage counselling too. Stiff upper lip wo, dem pretend die.............all na boju boju


My son a huge Thomas the Tank Engine dan, we went to Thomasland last year and some of the rides na die! Today, I will not be going on some of them and would fear to let any of my clan go on them too

Thomas Land at Drayton Manor abi? Is it any good?I was going to book it for i.e the whole package and stay at the hotel with the Thomas themed room but I read some bad reviews on Trip advisor( dated rides, service not that great) and decided against it and went for LEGOLAND ( even though my daughter has been) as we have done Chessignton

My son and your son must be related. Gosh that boy and Thomas ehn If you like let there be a storm if he is watching Thomas he is as silent as a mouse. I wont lie Lazy me tends to use it as a baby sitter when I have stuff to do for like 2 hours just plonk him in front of it you wont hear pim till that 2 hours is over. To get hom to wear another pyjamas that is not the Thomas one na war so I have had to order 2 more sets.

Thomas Land will be heaven for him is it good?

tearoses:


Did we work in the same company?
Suicide after a breakup happend before

Ive never heard of the madison site until yesterday morning
A whole one 1 million oyibo sighed up
Wish everyone is like me
Me im too lazy for the stress of an affiar
Na to come home from work, cook, spend time on my craft and watch nollywood/documentrys and play with my kids and husband
To even get back in the car to go to gym after ive gone through the front door is a struggle.
Affairs mean that I have to scheme, falsify, manufacture time out of no time and be an expert in lies . .. .I no get that powa at all.

Exactly why I cant have an affair as well. walahi I need a cure for this ' I just want to go home' syndrome. Once I step in the afternoon

Its too much work.

Ordinary to spend 1 hour on gele and make up to go to owambe dey tire me sef.I have been known to decide that I will rather stay home than go to a party as I cant manage more than 2 weekends of back to back partying. By the 3rd weekend, I am drained.

damiso:


Thomas Land at Drayton Manor abi? Is it any good?I was going to book it for i.e the whole package and stay at the hotel with the Thomas themed room but I read some bad reviews on Trip advisor( dated rides, service not that great) and decided against it and went for LEGOLAND ( even though my daughter has been) as we have done Chessignton

My son and your son must be related. Gosh that boy and Thomas ehn If you like let there be a storm if he is watching Thomas he is as silent as a mouse. I wont lie Lazy me tends to use it as a baby sitter when I have stuff to do for like 2 hours just plonk him in front of it you wont hear pim till that 2 hours is over. To get hom to wear another pyjamas that is not the Thomas one na war so I have had to order 2 more sets.

Thomas Land will be heaven for him is it good?

The theme park itself was great, we went during Scottish half-term so it was quiet and not crowded as theme parks are wont to be. The only issue is food, you are confined to food in the hotel or nearby restaurant and mehn the menus were the unhealthiest combos I have ever seen. Both kiddos loved it though, they've been asking to go back in fact

5minsmadness:


Them whiteys are shameless.
Even our website was classier than thiers
At least there was some discretion.

@suicide really? Why?

Yes suicide, the man's children threatened to deal with him if he left their mother for his floozy. Next time he went offshore he jumped into the North Sea

naijababe:



The theme park itself was great, we went during Scottish half-term so it was quiet and not crowded as theme parks are wont to be. The only issue is food, you are confined to food in the hotel or nearby restaurant and mehn the menus were the unhealthiest combos I have ever seen. Both kiddos loved it though, they've been asking to go back in fact

I guess august is not the best time then .As for unhealthy menus, cant we take a few stuff with us so maybe only lunch will be unhealthy and we improvise in the evening?

will be a 2/3 day trip at the most though so should not be that bad.

naijababe:


Yes suicide, the man's children threatened to deal with him if he left their mother for his floozy. Next time he went offshore he jumped into the North Sea

That is so sad.

I laugh when I see on NL that White men and women are saints.

Oyinbo promiscuous dieeeee. So I kinda understand why marriage is not a a deterrent for that promiscuity. The only slight difference is they might not see anything wrong with divorcing when found out BUT even at that some of them still stay with philandering spouses.

damiso:


I guess august is not the best time then .As for unhealthy menus, cant we take a few stuff with us so maybe only lunch will be unhealthy and we improvise in the evening?

will be a 2/3 day trip at the most though so should not be that bad.

You can if the kids can manage. The hotel booking had breakfast included, lunch was in the park and dinner was something from the hotel. We've decided that if we go again, we'll hire a car from the airport so that we can at least drive into town to eat.

damiso:


That is so sad.

I laugh when I see on NL that White men and women are saints.

Oyinbo promiscuous dieeeee. So I kinda understand why marriage is not a a deterrent for that promiscuity. The only slight difference is they might not see anything wrong with divorcing when found out BUT even at that some of them still stay with philandering spouses.

Lol
A lot of people here are not so exposed coupled with the inferiority complex of their skin and race

naijababe:


Yes suicide, the man's children threatened to deal with him if he left their mother for his floozy. Next time he went offshore he jumped into the North Sea

What a way to go.

naijababe:


You can if the kids can manage. The hotel booking had breakfast included, lunch was in the park and dinner was something from the hotel. We've decided that if we go again, we'll hire a car from the airport so that we can at least drive into town to eat.

Ok will try to take them sometime

My son would sooo love it.

make I no lie I used to also used to think oyinbo( ok the men) were definitely better husbands.


Now I know that Human beings are human beings anywhere. every society just has different sets of issues based on their belief/values and systems.

pickabeau1:


It can be fun

Sure it can be,just stressing though.

damiso:



Ok will try to take them sometime

My son would sooo love it.

If he is anything like my son is with Thomas, he would loooove it.

damiso:
make I no lie I used to also used to think oyinbo( ok the men) were definitely better husbands.
Now I knkw that Human beings are human beings anywhere. every society just has different sets of issues based on their belief/values and systems.

Just because dem dey buy flower, hol hand for park nor mean say dem nor dey play away games

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naijababe:

If he is anything like my son is with Thomas, he would loooove it.
Just because dem dey buy flower, hol hand for park nor mean say dem nor dey play away games

He is o. he dreams Thomas in his sleep sef. Hubby saw the ad on FB and sent to me that he will love it.

I never ever thought so,they are very good in hiding such.The difference with blacks is that they are not so good in hiding it and because polygamy has been there for ages,they just don't feel the need to keep it secret.

White men involve themselves in the dirtiest and sickest sexual activities.I can't be fooled by their skin colour and morality bullshit ...

Yes, especially when Oga leaves it for the madam..lol

edwife:


Sure it can be,just stressing though.

pickabeau1:


Yes, especially when Oga leaves it for the madam..lol

Lol wicked.

But we women are wired to survive the stress somehow.I mean we go shopping for hours,wait in the queue just to get some items on sale.... the list is endless.

edwife:


Lol wicked.

But we women are wired to survive the stress somehow.I mean we go shopping for hours,wait in the queue just to get some items on sale.... the list is endless.

somehow...
U guys dey try sha

pickabeau1:


somehow...
U guys dey try sha

Before nko?
I could spend 12 hours shopping especially if it's for a shoe or bag...

edwife:


Before nko?
I could spend 12 hours shopping especially if it's for a shoe or bag...

More grease to your elbow

Me I love online shopping

stay in my crib and do it there

You don't know which mall will be targeted by psychos

One of my oyibo neighbours and his wife are divorcing.
Their House is up for sale
Yesterday I saw them both walking the dog in the park
Their own divorces are mostly civil especially if one party is not going to fleece the other and there are no young children to cut in half.
Especially the ones who say; we just grew apart as the reason
If anyone grows apart from me, I will douse myself with superglue

The man who committed suicide did so after the lady who was a manager broke up with him.

naijababe:


Yes suicide, the man's children threatened to deal with him if he left their mother for his floozy. Next time he went offshore he jumped into the North Sea

Foolish, weak man. He couldn't line them up and slap them one after the other? Make dem come try am for naija na. You go threaten your papa say he get one barbie for corner? You better be able to pay your own school fees.

tearoses:
One of my oyibo neighbours and his wife are divorcing.

If anyone grows apart from me, I will douse myself with superglue

As in use holy ghost to apply force to the spring so as to eliminate any evil elasticity that's trying to develop

Na you ooooo

edwife:


I never ever thought so,they are very good in hiding such.The difference with blacks is that they are not so good in hiding it and because polygamy has been there for ages,they just don't feel the need to keep it secret.

White men involve themselves in the dirtiest and sickest sexual activities.I can't be fooled by their skin colour and morality bullshit ...

The difference actually, is that blacks don't bother to hide their philandering.

We still dey learn for where oyibo dey na. I hear there are men who have a fetish for their wives being schloned by other men. *smh*

Timbuktou:


The difference actually, is that blacks don't bother to hide their philandering.

We still dey learn for where oyibo dey na. I hear there are men who have a fetish for their wives being schloned by other men. *smh*

Yea you right they don't bother and mostly because their spouse are also not bother as long as he provides for her and the kids.(those women who usually wait for the man to die than to leave the marriage )

not just that,their wives being Bleep.ed by a black man or other men. yuck these people are incredible.Where do you think three/some comes from?

@pickabeau Lol terrorist alert!

edwife:


Yea you right they don't bother and mostly because their spouse are also not bother as long as he provides for her and the kids.(those women who usually wait for the man to die than to leave the marriage )

not just that,their wives being Bleep.ed by a black man or other men. yuck these people are incredible.Where do you think three/some comes from?

@pickabeau Lol terrorist alert!

Well, these women lived just fine with that arrangement till the white man flayed the lifestyle, the same white man who's tending towards what they dissuaded us from. Aint it ironic?

Timbuktou:


Well, these women lived just fine with that arrangement till the white man flayed the lifestyle, the same white man who's tending towards what they dissuaded us from. Aint it ironic?

Very ironic if you ask me.I just laugh at the naivety of some of my sisters who believe they got a better deal marrying white men.

News flash:Men are all the same....

pickabeau1:



More grease to your elbow

Me I love online shopping

stay in my crib and do it there

You don't know which mall will be targeted by psychos

Thats me
All my Xmas shopping was done online last year
You can buy almost anything online now.

damiso:


Ordinary to spend 1 hour on gele and make up to go to owambe dey tire me sef.I have been known to decide that I will rather stay home than go to a party as I cant manage more than 2 weekends of back to back partying. By the 3rd weekend, I am drained.

Haba Why?
You are in Londan naw
Do what I did and enrol on a 3 hour gele tying course. It was only £25
Now I tie my gele first and only attempt in 5 mins max. Beautifully fanned and layers sef.
One of the best investments I can think of

. . .or do what that my sister does
she gets someone to come to the house to tie her gele and do her make up for her for £50. Home service.
That girls level pass my own. Thank God my mama born am

Back to back! Welcome to summer in the UK. I have 2 this weekend again. Thank God for paracetamol and flat slippers